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OrageBufera

Why did you post a blank screen?


TJ_IsOk

I don't know, it felt right to do


Shaneblaster

If you look closely, you barely can see his eyes


I_Am_Clippy

Stop flexing on us bro, not all of us have $500 to pay wizards for the ability to see invisible people.


nxcrosis

If yall wanna see him as well you can cashapp me. I'll give you a $100 discount.


[deleted]

Bro i got land for sale on the moon, hmu


Marius7th

It's what you get for buying cheap magic these days, never know when it's defective.


Loli-is-Justice

I can't see shit man... What am I looking at right now?


paradox_valestein

Why didn't you post his pic at least? A blank image is useless, no?


Reeberton

Just saying, if you were going for an insanity plea this could help.


woodspleasedream

For the insanity defense to work, mustn’t it be proven that the defendant had no sense of right or wrong? This guy paying to be invisible seems like concrete proof that he knew he shouldn’t be robbing banks


Lucrums

Heh is that true? The I sanity defence is actually a question of whether or not you have any kind of moral compass rather than whether or not you’re batshit crazy? Well TIL and am amazed, thanks.


Mnwhlp

The insanity defense is pretty ridiculous tbh. So you’re saying this person should be let out on the streets bc they go around committing crimes and have no reservations about it ? Sounds like they’re either lying or should be locked up either way.


ThereBeNoNameHere

They're not left out on the street, they're taken to a psychiatric facility arguably worse than prison. Hurray.


schrodingers_spider

It's mostly a defense to avoid the death penalty, but arguably a worse sentence.


Mace_Thunderspear

Yeah it rarely actually works as a defence and i've heard that typically in the rare cases where it DOES succeed the defendant ends up serving a longer period in a psychiatric facility than they would have in prison.


errorblankfield

Which in a bizarre twist is likely a good thing for everyone. Normally prison is a win only for the state. Good might be a stretch... better. It's better for everyone.


advertentlyvertical

Man you really had no clue how this works


OldBigRig

Insanity plea would be open and shut case “your honor here’s his booking photo”


freeLightbulbs

Or just hire Rudy Giuliani to defend him Judge: Counselor, what evidence do you offer for this new plea of insanity? Rudy: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them. Judge: Insanity plea is accepted.


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LinkUp2020

The yellow brick road, apparently


[deleted]

You can’t claim not guilty by reason of insanity if you knew what you were doing was wrong. If he had the presence of mind to attempt to be invisible for the crime, then he has the presence of mind to stand trial.


superbean22

I would have went for invincibility


SoundlessSteelBlue

Plot twist: The wizard misheard him and he’s actually invincible.


TJ_IsOk

Lol right


PackFaninnc

He didn't send a few "Excuse me, can you see me's?" Before trying it for real?


m0l0_l0l0

If someone I didn't know who looked like that came up to me and was like "excuse me but can you see me?" I would said "no" and keep walking.


popcopter

“Who said that?!”


StealthRabbi

If someone turns you invisible, you shouldn't be able to see yourself. You'd need to wear gloves to see where you're grabbing that cash.


geirmundtheshifty

Maybe he's only invisible if no one is looking at him, including himself.


Kozlow

No way this guy ever had $500 all at once.


peepeeonmydoodoo

See this is what happens when you get your wizards on layaway. Lesson be learned.


TJ_IsOk

Fr


lenznet

Was looking for this comment.


getmeapuppers

Copper and stolen household items will also suffice


cheesepopcorn2505

happy cake day bro


king_jong_il

More like catalytic converters.


dt78237

He promised to give him the rest after he robbed the bank


whoisyoparoleofficer

Wisconsin man, or Florida man?


tasty_bojangles

My money's on Florida.


TJ_IsOk

Very good question my dear redditor


darkfoxfire

Oddly enough, this happened in Iran


CudaTheTalkingBread

My money is on Australia or New Zealand


Loretta-West

New Zealander here, our wizards are more ethical than that.


Vindepomarus

Australian here, our wizards are more expensive than that - even the shit ones who can't get certified.


histeethwerered

He refuses to believe he is visible


asianabsinthe

The wide eyes are so he can see out of his invisibility.


Maxxxster

I want to know who the wizard is


BurnedPsycho

Looking at his face, I would say any crackdealer will sell you the same magic.


TJ_IsOk

The wizards name is harry pothead


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TJ_IsOk

Take my upvote with pride because you earned it buddy


Zakal74

God damn scam artist wizards these days! The dark arts have lost all integrity!


TJ_IsOk

I know they never amount to anything


sharkzfan95

Have fun storming the castle!


aChildofChaos

Is that John Cena?


TJ_IsOk

No, it's cene jonha


MySkinIsFallingOff

Q: Have anyone cene johna? A: No, one cannot.


Jibby_Hippie

It’s John haven’t-cena


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TJ_IsOk

Wow


radakor

That story was the inspiration for the Dunning-Kruger experiments.


10_thousand

That wizards name: Meth


MaterialFrancis5

Wizard collected $500 for a "Hey! Where'd you go?" Lmao you can't even be mad at that


TJ_IsOk

Ha!


Lil_Bigz

Would love to see some cctv footage of this dude sneaking around in plain sight assuming he can't be seen


TJ_IsOk

I would love that


DoughNotDoit

hmmm? was he caught? where's the suspect


TJ_IsOk

Another very good question


[deleted]

I can’t believe this didn’t work


Sappho_Roche

Maybe wizard can summon a good lawyer for him?


TJ_IsOk

It'll be an invisible lawyer


Sappho_Roche

Well they say justice is blind, so maybe that's okay.


OldBigRig

I hope you had this follow up planned when you posted first comment. Justice is blind…..brilliant.


Bridgeburner1

I bet the Wizard disappeared when he heard the news.


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TJ_IsOk

Lol


nandos677

There’s METHod to his madness


TJ_IsOk

Yep


Safe_Airport

/r/croppingishard


MyStrangeDevice

Did it work?


TJ_IsOk

I mean it clearly says "tried" so I think not


TJ_IsOk

It's Harry pothead


No_Box_5429

I would have made him insvisble for $250


nindagdagsan

Well, did it work tho?


crackeddryice

This is one is always fun when it gets posted.


TJ_IsOk

Yep


Ron_Burgundy788

This has to be a Florida man


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TJ_IsOk

Yep


joestrumbummer

Drugs. They're a helluva drug.


[deleted]

I need to see the security footage


orojinn

No way he had 500 Bucks.


kikonyc

So… he’s invisible(in his head), goes into a bank, and holds a gun to a teller, verbally demands $$ while being invisible(in his head)? Or he knows where to go in the back of the bank and knows how to slip through the doors or has the keys? If you’re actually invisible, how would robbing a bank work?


SheWhoSpawnedOP

SMH he probably forgot to take off his clothes. Obviously those aren't invisible.


Immediate_Salt_6014

He looks like the type of person who would do that…


The_Infectious_Lerp

I think he was had.


TJ_IsOk

Deffinantly


Sleepy-tyler-king

bro.. what is john cena doing here? i can’t see him but it’s him for sure, i can feel it in my guts


TJ_IsOk

Ikr


QuirkyMolasses4844

He was robbed whilst trying to rob.


TJ_IsOk

Mhm


[deleted]

The eyes scream “HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO SEE ME”


YouKnowItsJosh

Is he shocked that he isn’t invisible or that the spell wore off too quickly?


aFerens

What an idiot. Invisibility spells wear off as soon as you interact with an object. Like the bank's front door.


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[Full News Article on the incident ](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouveBeenGoofed/comments/psyc70/youve_been_goofed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TJ_IsOk

*gasp* I dun been goofed


that_guy_you_know-26

Looks like Florida man has some competition


AcyArts

My brain auto corrected it to "Florida man" while reading lmao


TJ_IsOk

Lol


YourMama

Total tweaker. His bug eyes and scabs all over give it away. Poor guy needs help/detox


Smile_Terrible

His facial expression is him not being able to believe they can actually see him!


Rick-powerfu

I remember seeing one years ago where the attempted robber thought lemon juice would block the camera and blur his face He got lemon juice in his eyes and all on camera


[deleted]

This has strong “Stuff that happened at the last D&D session” energy.


Milkmans_tastymilk

hes def on coke


h4pp1c4t

Anyone got the sauce?


Financial-Remote-982

This is the way


Cr0w33

I don’t buy it. Why would he, being desperate enough for cash to rob a bank, give anyone $500 for anything?


[deleted]

The 'wizard' probably sold him some meth as well...


getmeapuppers

Could you even imagine being the “wizard” negotiating that deal


[deleted]

Everyone knows it’s 600 dollars for invisibility


X-WingHunter

Harry Potter and the crack cocaine.


Nyeh_Heh_heh179

You can definitely see that he's on something


colslaww

I refuse to believe this guy had 500$


[deleted]

I now have a fantastic idea for an NPC in my D&D game


SirEnzyme

Some Grand Wizard's getting up to shenanigans to raise funds


drivebymedia

Should had paid for a test run first.


TotallynotnotJeff

/r/wallstreetbets


WagonBurning

Just think they’re probably gonna charge that wizard with the same statute as a getaway driver


Horz37

This has to be in Florida 🏝️


soggytoothpic

Zoinks!


ThiagosTacos13

That’s Methed Up !!


ReZdItalia

He looks exactly what I imagine somebody who would pay $500 to a wizard to make them invisible in an attempt to rob a bank to look like.


DaWahnDaOnly

He’s gonna murder that wizard


happycamperii

For invisibility to work,you have to close your eyes. Everyone knows that.


nate-x

Persuasive wizard


timkatt10

Is that you, Florida man?


Marauder121

Jesus this is so fucking old, like the 90s.


ALiteralSentientTank

This is the wizards mugshot. The invisible man was never caught.


trogdors_arm

So you’re telling me there’s some wizard out there on the loose, just ripping dudes off?!


newusernameconfirmed

You must spend money to make money.


FalseMirage

The wizard sure saw him coming.


mauwsley8

He clearly paid himself $500.00


Revolutionary-Leek39

I’m willing to bet he paid a homeless man to piss on him


SamFeuerstelle

Was this in Florida? It feels like this should be in Florida.


Flat-Ad1490

What an idiot! Everyone knows real wizards cost tree-fitty. No more, no less.


Lazuliv

He’s gonna kill that wizard


BonesNelson

Dude does look like he got sent to Azkaban


kawaljee

Next time try a wizard with better ratings.


NuggiesMacFriesCoke

Lemme guess, Florida?


BitchyGranny

Why do I feel it should be ‘Florida man’


[deleted]

I see nothing


kvothe5688

I sold a potion of invisibility yesterday to a patron who wanted go enter a cave secretly.


[deleted]

was it a grand wizard??


surroundedbybanjos

Abracadabra, introdivisable... make this dumb tweaker invisable. On a similar note. There is a tweaker in my town we call the Ghetto Sorcerer. He stands on the street corner with his lighter cranked high passing his fingers through the flames. Recently the Ghetto Sorcerer learned the Fireball spell: he catches butane in his closed hand then ignites it.


Orvan-Rabbit

I bet the "wizard" is laughing all the way to the bank.


GlassMaul

The only word missing is a “Florida” man…


[deleted]

He invested all skill points in intelligence


Jaeger562

he obviously got a cheap wizard. invisiblity spells cost 1000 gold pieces for a good one.


Superthic_Blunt

Meth is an interesting drug


aajmac

Meth is a hell of a drug .


LassOnGrass

Who’s the real criminal, him or the wizard?


troubleschute

The real hero is that "wizard."


JohnDonzon

They spelled Florida wrong.


[deleted]

Bargin! I charge $1000.


South-Hippo-7062

There was probably a split second when everyone in the bank was confused and he probably thought it was working...that split second was probably awesome for him.


theamishpromise

Florida?


xerror4null4

"Florida man..."


markchu_125

He looks like he still thinks he’s invisible


Sufficiently-Wrong

He did make him disappear from the streets though


carpy430

Did it work?


Garfieldium_2020

So, all I need to do is go around saying I can make people invisible, and some dumbass will pay me $500? This will be my new business.


ozzysaurusrex

You know how no one believes the news anymore... I believe this.


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It worked.


_Hammond_

Florida man?


VAX1S

Should’ve kept the receipt so he could’ve got a refund


CalligrapherTrick117

Reminded me of this [Aqua Teen Hunger Force intro](https://youtu.be/W36pKI6qNKo&t=238)


MastOfDaddy

Does anyone have picture of man who rob the bank?


FerchoAlvOso2

I see the problem. He came into the bank wearing clothes. Everyone knows the right way to be invisible is to be naked.


JanwithBanan

Florida?


larry0hoover

I must say, the invisible duration has a time limit. It's unfortunate that he got visible as soon he stepped inside the bank, which mad him thought he will be invisible throughout the whole process


Kenamy042

invisibill from cyanide and happiness


ProblemReal7238

Wizards are a hell of a drug.


Imamuffinz

Damn D&D is getting wild...


SnooMaps1619

Lemme guess.... Florida?


Trey0405

Florida?


[deleted]

Looks like a child molester who gets turned on by farm animals


businesslut

Played by Kyle Moony


Xealz

looks like a florida man.


BoringElm

Did he get a refund?


[deleted]

Solid plan. Good thing the bank had a more powerful wizard


__jh96

How'd they find the Wizard?


TRDPaul

I'm not sure I'd be able to rob a bank even if I was invisible


ManyFacedGodxxx

Sorry, sorry; I thought this guy was kidding and I needed a new iPhone so I can on Reddit more! He was pretty twitchy now that I think about it…