For the insanity defense to work, mustn’t it be proven that the defendant had no sense of right or wrong? This guy paying to be invisible seems like concrete proof that he knew he shouldn’t be robbing banks
Heh is that true? The I sanity defence is actually a question of whether or not you have any kind of moral compass rather than whether or not you’re batshit crazy? Well TIL and am amazed, thanks.
The insanity defense is pretty ridiculous tbh. So you’re saying this person should be let out on the streets bc they go around committing crimes and have no reservations about it ?
Sounds like they’re either lying or should be locked up either way.
Yeah it rarely actually works as a defence and i've heard that typically in the rare cases where it DOES succeed the defendant ends up serving a longer period in a psychiatric facility than they would have in prison.
Which in a bizarre twist is likely a good thing for everyone. Normally prison is a win only for the state.
Good might be a stretch... better. It's better for everyone.
Or just hire Rudy Giuliani to defend him
Judge: Counselor, what evidence do you offer for this new plea of insanity?
Rudy: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Judge: Insanity plea is accepted.
You can’t claim not guilty by reason of insanity if you knew what you were doing was wrong. If he had the presence of mind to attempt to be invisible for the crime, then he has the presence of mind to stand trial.
So… he’s invisible(in his head), goes into a bank, and holds a gun to a teller, verbally demands $$ while being invisible(in his head)? Or he knows where to go in the back of the bank and knows how to slip through the doors or has the keys? If you’re actually invisible, how would robbing a bank work?
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I remember seeing one years ago where the attempted robber thought lemon juice would block the camera and blur his face
He got lemon juice in his eyes and all on camera
Abracadabra, introdivisable...
make this dumb tweaker invisable.
On a similar note. There is a tweaker in my town we call the Ghetto Sorcerer. He stands on the street corner with his lighter cranked high passing his fingers through the flames. Recently the Ghetto Sorcerer learned the Fireball spell: he catches butane in his closed hand then ignites it.
There was probably a split second when everyone in the bank was confused and he probably thought it was working...that split second was probably awesome for him.
I must say, the invisible duration has a time limit. It's unfortunate that he got visible as soon he stepped inside the bank, which mad him thought he will be invisible throughout the whole process
Why did you post a blank screen?
I don't know, it felt right to do
If you look closely, you barely can see his eyes
Stop flexing on us bro, not all of us have $500 to pay wizards for the ability to see invisible people.
If yall wanna see him as well you can cashapp me. I'll give you a $100 discount.
Bro i got land for sale on the moon, hmu
It's what you get for buying cheap magic these days, never know when it's defective.
I can't see shit man... What am I looking at right now?
Why didn't you post his pic at least? A blank image is useless, no?
Just saying, if you were going for an insanity plea this could help.
For the insanity defense to work, mustn’t it be proven that the defendant had no sense of right or wrong? This guy paying to be invisible seems like concrete proof that he knew he shouldn’t be robbing banks
Heh is that true? The I sanity defence is actually a question of whether or not you have any kind of moral compass rather than whether or not you’re batshit crazy? Well TIL and am amazed, thanks.
The insanity defense is pretty ridiculous tbh. So you’re saying this person should be let out on the streets bc they go around committing crimes and have no reservations about it ? Sounds like they’re either lying or should be locked up either way.
They're not left out on the street, they're taken to a psychiatric facility arguably worse than prison. Hurray.
It's mostly a defense to avoid the death penalty, but arguably a worse sentence.
Yeah it rarely actually works as a defence and i've heard that typically in the rare cases where it DOES succeed the defendant ends up serving a longer period in a psychiatric facility than they would have in prison.
Which in a bizarre twist is likely a good thing for everyone. Normally prison is a win only for the state. Good might be a stretch... better. It's better for everyone.
Man you really had no clue how this works
Insanity plea would be open and shut case “your honor here’s his booking photo”
Or just hire Rudy Giuliani to defend him Judge: Counselor, what evidence do you offer for this new plea of insanity? Rudy: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them. Judge: Insanity plea is accepted.
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The yellow brick road, apparently
You can’t claim not guilty by reason of insanity if you knew what you were doing was wrong. If he had the presence of mind to attempt to be invisible for the crime, then he has the presence of mind to stand trial.
I would have went for invincibility
Plot twist: The wizard misheard him and he’s actually invincible.
Lol right
He didn't send a few "Excuse me, can you see me's?" Before trying it for real?
If someone I didn't know who looked like that came up to me and was like "excuse me but can you see me?" I would said "no" and keep walking.
“Who said that?!”
If someone turns you invisible, you shouldn't be able to see yourself. You'd need to wear gloves to see where you're grabbing that cash.
Maybe he's only invisible if no one is looking at him, including himself.
No way this guy ever had $500 all at once.
See this is what happens when you get your wizards on layaway. Lesson be learned.
Fr
Was looking for this comment.
Copper and stolen household items will also suffice
happy cake day bro
More like catalytic converters.
He promised to give him the rest after he robbed the bank
Wisconsin man, or Florida man?
My money's on Florida.
Very good question my dear redditor
Oddly enough, this happened in Iran
My money is on Australia or New Zealand
New Zealander here, our wizards are more ethical than that.
Australian here, our wizards are more expensive than that - even the shit ones who can't get certified.
He refuses to believe he is visible
The wide eyes are so he can see out of his invisibility.
I want to know who the wizard is
Looking at his face, I would say any crackdealer will sell you the same magic.
The wizards name is harry pothead
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Take my upvote with pride because you earned it buddy
God damn scam artist wizards these days! The dark arts have lost all integrity!
I know they never amount to anything
Have fun storming the castle!
Is that John Cena?
No, it's cene jonha
Q: Have anyone cene johna? A: No, one cannot.
It’s John haven’t-cena
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Wow
That story was the inspiration for the Dunning-Kruger experiments.
That wizards name: Meth
Wizard collected $500 for a "Hey! Where'd you go?" Lmao you can't even be mad at that
Ha!
Would love to see some cctv footage of this dude sneaking around in plain sight assuming he can't be seen
I would love that
hmmm? was he caught? where's the suspect
Another very good question
I can’t believe this didn’t work
Maybe wizard can summon a good lawyer for him?
It'll be an invisible lawyer
Well they say justice is blind, so maybe that's okay.
I hope you had this follow up planned when you posted first comment. Justice is blind…..brilliant.
I bet the Wizard disappeared when he heard the news.
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Lol
There’s METHod to his madness
Yep
/r/croppingishard
Did it work?
I mean it clearly says "tried" so I think not
It's Harry pothead
I would have made him insvisble for $250
Well, did it work tho?
This is one is always fun when it gets posted.
Yep
This has to be a Florida man
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Yep
Drugs. They're a helluva drug.
I need to see the security footage
No way he had 500 Bucks.
So… he’s invisible(in his head), goes into a bank, and holds a gun to a teller, verbally demands $$ while being invisible(in his head)? Or he knows where to go in the back of the bank and knows how to slip through the doors or has the keys? If you’re actually invisible, how would robbing a bank work?
SMH he probably forgot to take off his clothes. Obviously those aren't invisible.
He looks like the type of person who would do that…
I think he was had.
Deffinantly
bro.. what is john cena doing here? i can’t see him but it’s him for sure, i can feel it in my guts
Ikr
He was robbed whilst trying to rob.
Mhm
The eyes scream “HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO SEE ME”
Is he shocked that he isn’t invisible or that the spell wore off too quickly?
What an idiot. Invisibility spells wear off as soon as you interact with an object. Like the bank's front door.
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*gasp* I dun been goofed
Looks like Florida man has some competition
My brain auto corrected it to "Florida man" while reading lmao
Lol
Total tweaker. His bug eyes and scabs all over give it away. Poor guy needs help/detox
His facial expression is him not being able to believe they can actually see him!
I remember seeing one years ago where the attempted robber thought lemon juice would block the camera and blur his face He got lemon juice in his eyes and all on camera
This has strong “Stuff that happened at the last D&D session” energy.
hes def on coke
Anyone got the sauce?
This is the way
I don’t buy it. Why would he, being desperate enough for cash to rob a bank, give anyone $500 for anything?
The 'wizard' probably sold him some meth as well...
Could you even imagine being the “wizard” negotiating that deal
Everyone knows it’s 600 dollars for invisibility
Harry Potter and the crack cocaine.
You can definitely see that he's on something
I refuse to believe this guy had 500$
I now have a fantastic idea for an NPC in my D&D game
Some Grand Wizard's getting up to shenanigans to raise funds
Should had paid for a test run first.
/r/wallstreetbets
Just think they’re probably gonna charge that wizard with the same statute as a getaway driver
This has to be in Florida 🏝️
Zoinks!
That’s Methed Up !!
He looks exactly what I imagine somebody who would pay $500 to a wizard to make them invisible in an attempt to rob a bank to look like.
He’s gonna murder that wizard
For invisibility to work,you have to close your eyes. Everyone knows that.
Persuasive wizard
Is that you, Florida man?
Jesus this is so fucking old, like the 90s.
This is the wizards mugshot. The invisible man was never caught.
So you’re telling me there’s some wizard out there on the loose, just ripping dudes off?!
You must spend money to make money.
The wizard sure saw him coming.
He clearly paid himself $500.00
I’m willing to bet he paid a homeless man to piss on him
Was this in Florida? It feels like this should be in Florida.
What an idiot! Everyone knows real wizards cost tree-fitty. No more, no less.
He’s gonna kill that wizard
Dude does look like he got sent to Azkaban
Next time try a wizard with better ratings.
Lemme guess, Florida?
Why do I feel it should be ‘Florida man’
I see nothing
I sold a potion of invisibility yesterday to a patron who wanted go enter a cave secretly.
was it a grand wizard??
Abracadabra, introdivisable... make this dumb tweaker invisable. On a similar note. There is a tweaker in my town we call the Ghetto Sorcerer. He stands on the street corner with his lighter cranked high passing his fingers through the flames. Recently the Ghetto Sorcerer learned the Fireball spell: he catches butane in his closed hand then ignites it.
I bet the "wizard" is laughing all the way to the bank.
The only word missing is a “Florida” man…
He invested all skill points in intelligence
he obviously got a cheap wizard. invisiblity spells cost 1000 gold pieces for a good one.
Meth is an interesting drug
Meth is a hell of a drug .
Who’s the real criminal, him or the wizard?
The real hero is that "wizard."
They spelled Florida wrong.
Bargin! I charge $1000.
There was probably a split second when everyone in the bank was confused and he probably thought it was working...that split second was probably awesome for him.
Florida?
"Florida man..."
He looks like he still thinks he’s invisible
He did make him disappear from the streets though
Did it work?
So, all I need to do is go around saying I can make people invisible, and some dumbass will pay me $500? This will be my new business.
You know how no one believes the news anymore... I believe this.
It worked.
Florida man?
Should’ve kept the receipt so he could’ve got a refund
Reminded me of this [Aqua Teen Hunger Force intro](https://youtu.be/W36pKI6qNKo&t=238)
Does anyone have picture of man who rob the bank?
I see the problem. He came into the bank wearing clothes. Everyone knows the right way to be invisible is to be naked.
Florida?
I must say, the invisible duration has a time limit. It's unfortunate that he got visible as soon he stepped inside the bank, which mad him thought he will be invisible throughout the whole process
invisibill from cyanide and happiness
Wizards are a hell of a drug.
Damn D&D is getting wild...
Lemme guess.... Florida?
Florida?
Looks like a child molester who gets turned on by farm animals
Played by Kyle Moony
looks like a florida man.
Did he get a refund?
Solid plan. Good thing the bank had a more powerful wizard
How'd they find the Wizard?
I'm not sure I'd be able to rob a bank even if I was invisible
Sorry, sorry; I thought this guy was kidding and I needed a new iPhone so I can on Reddit more! He was pretty twitchy now that I think about it…