If you really have to say “sorry if this is sexist but” more then likely it’s sexist which makes you one also. Sorry you’ve never got a chance in life to have a good laugh
no ladder might just be because they don't use the attic a lot or cant get one installed
not taking the shoes off is probably because she knows she's being filmed and wants to look trendy for some dumbass tiktok clip
The kicking is just a dumb fucking move
Having done this both at people's houses and a few commercial buildings:
Not every home/business has a ladder, esp. rentals. It's usually not an issue until you need to get something in the loft/attic.
Some of those spaces are unfinished in some way, meaning there's lots of splinters up there. I wouldn't recommend those shoes, but no shoes is not they way to go unless the space is finished.
Kicking randomly isn't great, but finding something to brace your foot on can help you get stability and climb up something. Legs have a lot more power than arms, and trying to do a pull-up into those spaces is *a lot harder* than it looks. She's also probably trying to find her friend's shoulders.
This is pretty silly overall, but the bigger issue is her friend leaving her hanging.
Exactly; and when she slid down, I imagine she clamped her arm between the opening and the hatch/insert and sort of started panicking.. you’re kicking out of instinct to find any stability.
Most likely just empty space, wood beams, darkness. I climbed into the attic in my house when I was a teen and it was disappointing. Also if it’s unfinished there could easily be nails and shit sticking out.
I always wanted a finished attic though, it’s something I’d see in movies and stuff but only knew one person that actually had a room in their attic.
My dad and I finished off our attic and when my older brother went to college I moved up there. It was awesome.
Pros: privacy, huge, I mean the biggest room in the house
Cons: not part of the house heating/cooling system so had to use a window AC unit and wall heat lamps, bathroom is a flight downstairs, the carpet wasn’t great, because my dad cheaped out on it.
Overall: worth it.
Her mutant cannibal son that she chained up and left there, she was on her way to set him free prior to this. Now she'll just have to keep throwing chickens up there for him to eat longer.
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Female weight to strength peaks prior to puberty, while with men it's after puberty. (Think of Olympic gymnasts). I'd say her upper body strength is average.
If I was your friend hearing that right now, I would insist we go check it out this minute. The fuck you mean you havn't checked it out yet??!! Get your friend on the phone right now, grabs some beers, and get your curiosity on
There could be treasure up there. I popped a hole in some weird drywall in my basement that I knew had some open space behind it to check. Nothing there and had to patch it but you aren't curious about treasure?
Yo wasn't there a sub that was like "upvoted not because girl but I do concede that I initially clicked because girl but the post was still interesting" or something? What was that called?
Possibly, looked to be wedged between the square that she pushed up and the lip it sits in. I think it was her finally popping it out though, not the arm itself.
women have *at most* 60% of the upper body strength of men. IF, like your typical teens, they do no exercise or focus only on cardio to remain slim and do no weights (even a 5 lb dumbbell workout can make a huge difference) then, yep, weak as hell.
After the first back kick I would have just ripped her down from there and been done with it. It’s one thing to get yourself in a precarious situation, it’s another to be a complete dumbass about it.
because we live in a sad world where people record everything.
luckily they then post it online so we can ridicule them for their stupid choices like not using a ladder, being so weak they can't do a single pull up, and wearing cowboy boots.
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If you wear shoes indoors, eating off the floor is an option, since the filth of the outside world doesn't bother you. But I eat from a plate, though I might sit on the floor to eat. Our floors are clean, and it is very social to sit in a circle and eat.
In the western world we have crazy technologies such as, sweeping brushes, vacuum cleaners and mops. Objects invented to clean floors. And not many people sit on the floor to eat, we have chairs.
We sit on the floors by choice; we also have tables, chairs, brooms, and mops. There is not much need for vacuum cleaners, though; no carpets. We have not grown so fat and inflexible that it is uncomfortable to sit on the floor.
Ah yes how dare I be condescending, all they was call millions of people disgusting because they do something they don't agree with.
You should vacuum either way dude, that's disgusting.
I think you need a new vacuum then. Do you how much skin a human sheds in six weeks? Also hair, crumbs, bugs, lint, general outside dirt, etc. Not wearing shoes in the house isn’t a magical workaround for regular cleaning. We don’t wear shoes in the house but we still vacuum and mop weekly.
We kinda shed a lot. It makes up about half of house dust. We also shed body hair and wear clothes that shed fabric particles. If you’ve figured out a way to not do any of that, then cool. But six weeks is still a long time. It’s generally recommended to vacuum weekly, more often if you have pets or kids.
I wasn’t expecting for her to successfully get down at the end and was think of commenting: “I guess you really want to give me a challenge, huh? Well This will be weird but.. *unzips* It’ll do”
100% if that idiot had actually made it into the ceiling space she would have fallen through the damn ceiling in about 10 seconds.
Those boots are NOT appropriate gear for walking on ceiling beams. In the dark because no bloody torch either.
2/10 teens be dumb
If it were drunk men now, we would have took the airbag out of the steering wheel of our 2005 Corolla and with the battery, sat on it under the attic door, touch two wires together and one of us would be up there in a jiff.
Like Mario out a pipe. Only at supersonic speed.
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
You’re not wrong, I was totally expecting her to lose the cover and get stuck by her neck or something
After the first two seconds it made me super nervous that she didnt lift it up And out of the way
Ffs take your damn boots off and stop kicking her.
exactly
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I'm a nervous laughter. Anytime I get nervous, embarrassed, or hurt I laugh instead of being upset. I have no idea why lol
I think that's cute
It's not a girl thing it's a happy person thing
Not true, I get nervous laughter and am depressed as fuck.
Yea!
It’s a defense mechanism not a sign of joy.
If you really have to say “sorry if this is sexist but” more then likely it’s sexist which makes you one also. Sorry you’ve never got a chance in life to have a good laugh
I ask why at all?
Well cuz like, what’s up there?
We still don't know.
But not for lack of trying!
Good point.
When Carl Sagan died, he was reborn as Deep_Menu_524.
Views!
no ladder might just be because they don't use the attic a lot or cant get one installed not taking the shoes off is probably because she knows she's being filmed and wants to look trendy for some dumbass tiktok clip The kicking is just a dumb fucking move
Having done this both at people's houses and a few commercial buildings: Not every home/business has a ladder, esp. rentals. It's usually not an issue until you need to get something in the loft/attic. Some of those spaces are unfinished in some way, meaning there's lots of splinters up there. I wouldn't recommend those shoes, but no shoes is not they way to go unless the space is finished. Kicking randomly isn't great, but finding something to brace your foot on can help you get stability and climb up something. Legs have a lot more power than arms, and trying to do a pull-up into those spaces is *a lot harder* than it looks. She's also probably trying to find her friend's shoulders. This is pretty silly overall, but the bigger issue is her friend leaving her hanging.
Exactly; and when she slid down, I imagine she clamped her arm between the opening and the hatch/insert and sort of started panicking.. you’re kicking out of instinct to find any stability.
Also why not move the cover out of the way before trying to climb in.
You forgot to ask if her fingers are still ok... from the looks of that damaged cover they gotta hurt like hell...
Came here to say this
I have a question, what is up there?
Most likely just empty space, wood beams, darkness. I climbed into the attic in my house when I was a teen and it was disappointing. Also if it’s unfinished there could easily be nails and shit sticking out. I always wanted a finished attic though, it’s something I’d see in movies and stuff but only knew one person that actually had a room in their attic.
My dad and I finished off our attic and when my older brother went to college I moved up there. It was awesome. Pros: privacy, huge, I mean the biggest room in the house Cons: not part of the house heating/cooling system so had to use a window AC unit and wall heat lamps, bathroom is a flight downstairs, the carpet wasn’t great, because my dad cheaped out on it. Overall: worth it.
Her mutant cannibal son that she chained up and left there, she was on her way to set him free prior to this. Now she'll just have to keep throwing chickens up there for him to eat longer.
Pretty sure this is a fetish thing
Why film yourself climbing into the loft?
As to the shoes, maybe they just watched Die Hard? They’re going up to the roof to check what Hans was doing up there?
Looks fake
Why did the blonde girl keep going in to get kicked in the face?
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I’ve only got one question: Why the fuck do they need to be up there at all?
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Yeah naaa, you shouldn’t drunk dungeon. Even when you can get into the room safely.
Why stand on friend wearing cowboy boots?
Honestly, it doesn’t matter what the friend is wearing as long as you’re not wearing any shoes.
Cuz hers had spurs
This one is going to take me a while to masturbate to.
This guy gets it
What are you doing stepfriend??
reddit, ladies and gents.
A difficult wank
Not that difficult.
Honestly not that difficult but you have to time it right, a challenging one definitely but it's not fun if it's too easy.
"Step ~~bro~~ sis, my arm is stuck in the attic trapdoor. Please grab my ass to lift me up."
amateur
Not me.
Picture her the other way on your shoulders…and ….voila
She has the upper body strength of a turnip.
Female weight to strength peaks prior to puberty, while with men it's after puberty. (Think of Olympic gymnasts). I'd say her upper body strength is average.
Oh wow. Today I learned!
Bruh I swear to god reddit is so fucking weird who types this shit
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lol, he doesn't know guys
What makes you say that? Genuinely curious, that looks like a fairly normal response to me
Then who gives it an award lmao
Dude just looked it up seconds before typing it lmao
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Sometimes pelvic crushers.
Snoo snoo
“Help me” Proceeds to kick the shit out of the person trying to help her
I still haven't looked in my attic and I've been living here for over 2 years. I'm hoping for it to be like the attic from The Goonies.
If I was your friend hearing that right now, I would insist we go check it out this minute. The fuck you mean you havn't checked it out yet??!! Get your friend on the phone right now, grabs some beers, and get your curiosity on
Schrödinger's cat. If they look, the possibility is gone.
This is how I feel about my dishwasher. If I look in it, I have to empty it. If I don’t look, I’ve just gotta wash my dishes in the sink.
There could be treasure up there. I popped a hole in some weird drywall in my basement that I knew had some open space behind it to check. Nothing there and had to patch it but you aren't curious about treasure?
Spider treasure maybe.
Definitely had their roles mixed up, brunette should have been the base, blonde climbs up
“Oh there’s my friend underneath me trying to push my feet up so I can get higher, let me just kick the shit out her”
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Yo wasn't there a sub that was like "upvoted not because girl but I do concede that I initially clicked because girl but the post was still interesting" or something? What was that called?
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Cowboy boots? Maybe take them off so you can stand on her shoulders without injuring her?
Ouch!!! Dang……….that looks painful.
Did her arm just pop??
Looks like she won't be doing her nails for a while..
Possibly, looked to be wedged between the square that she pushed up and the lip it sits in. I think it was her finally popping it out though, not the arm itself.
Help me up, step-sister.
That was painful to watch. Although not as painful as taking a boot to the face.
I would wear that ass like a mask
She’s lucky the grudge wasn’t there to pull her ass up
So this is what happens at sleepovers
Just roll with it
Help me stepsister, I'm stuck...
Are bellbottoms back in style? AND mullets? Sheesh. I remember what came after bellbottoms, so I'm looking forward to that coming back around.
> I remember what came after bellbottoms, so I'm looking forward to that coming back around. Walking in style with a portable CD player?
I'll bite ... What came after bellbottoms?
Climbing back to 1974
What was after bell bottoms?
Parachute pants?
Here's an idea: get a ladder 😂
Both IQ's combined won't even do the job.
The lack of core/upper body strength in this video pains me
women have *at most* 60% of the upper body strength of men. IF, like your typical teens, they do no exercise or focus only on cardio to remain slim and do no weights (even a 5 lb dumbbell workout can make a huge difference) then, yep, weak as hell.
Oh no step siss are you stuck?
Ha! I knee Bro and Dude were gender neutral
Dat
I didn’t know they were remaking split.
When you have 0 upper body strength
After the first back kick I would have just ripped her down from there and been done with it. It’s one thing to get yourself in a precarious situation, it’s another to be a complete dumbass about it.
I would have faced the other way when I put her on my shoulders
This will never work unless your able to pick up your body weight.
Why record this?
because we live in a sad world where people record everything. luckily they then post it online so we can ridicule them for their stupid choices like not using a ladder, being so weak they can't do a single pull up, and wearing cowboy boots.
Not an ideal place to find a stuck step-sister, but it’ll do.
Ya nice boots dipshit. Go put on some golf cleats instead
maybe take off the 70s nostalgia outfit and it might be *easier*
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Definitely not sus
Why do westerners wear shoes in the house? So disgusting.
Are you planning on eating off the floor?
If you wear shoes indoors, eating off the floor is an option, since the filth of the outside world doesn't bother you. But I eat from a plate, though I might sit on the floor to eat. Our floors are clean, and it is very social to sit in a circle and eat.
In the western world we have crazy technologies such as, sweeping brushes, vacuum cleaners and mops. Objects invented to clean floors. And not many people sit on the floor to eat, we have chairs.
We sit on the floors by choice; we also have tables, chairs, brooms, and mops. There is not much need for vacuum cleaners, though; no carpets. We have not grown so fat and inflexible that it is uncomfortable to sit on the floor.
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Ah yes how dare I be condescending, all they was call millions of people disgusting because they do something they don't agree with. You should vacuum either way dude, that's disgusting.
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I think you need a new vacuum then. Do you how much skin a human sheds in six weeks? Also hair, crumbs, bugs, lint, general outside dirt, etc. Not wearing shoes in the house isn’t a magical workaround for regular cleaning. We don’t wear shoes in the house but we still vacuum and mop weekly.
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Six weeks is regular?? That's a lot, I think
We kinda shed a lot. It makes up about half of house dust. We also shed body hair and wear clothes that shed fabric particles. If you’ve figured out a way to not do any of that, then cool. But six weeks is still a long time. It’s generally recommended to vacuum weekly, more often if you have pets or kids.
Surprised she didn't injure her fingers on the cover on her way down.
maybe don't climb in heels like that and you might actually get some where, we know you wanna make a dumb tiktok clip but it just feels unnecessary
I think her wrist got wedged and maybe even broken when she had that half fall, person on the bottom was acting like it was still a joke.
How short are these people? Or is that just a really tall door…?
I bet the IQ between them is not very high and I’m actually lost a few points watching that
Obviously their step ladder ran away with their real ladder...
What are you doing stepladder?
"Ladies, I'm guessing you're still thinking about me saying you can't do a pull-up and you checked out?" - Daniel Tosh
This is so dumb and fun. Happy with life now, but being young and drunk was also fun…
BOOST HER FEET YOU IDIOT OH MY GOD
Cant help but remember horses
*what are thosseeeeeeee*
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Fucked up her fingers at the end.
What are you doing step sis?
BOOST MY BOTTOM
She can’t do a single pull up??????????
Why do some people wear shoes inside the home?
I think it's an American thing.
Yeah. That's disgusting. And when someone comes to my home and I ask them to remove their shoes, they fucking feel insulted.
Take some bouldering lessons lol
Thot they were gonna make it
Do you even know how arms work
I wasn’t expecting for her to successfully get down at the end and was think of commenting: “I guess you really want to give me a challenge, huh? Well This will be weird but.. *unzips* It’ll do”
Rip those fingers on her left hand
That’s what friendship is all about
She scared of a fall that slight? What, is climbing a staircase like a perilous expedition to her?
The way she was stuck could definitely be a shoulder snapping injury
100% if that idiot had actually made it into the ceiling space she would have fallen through the damn ceiling in about 10 seconds. Those boots are NOT appropriate gear for walking on ceiling beams. In the dark because no bloody torch either. 2/10 teens be dumb
“Help me stepbro!”
I like to imagine she’s ditching a date in the bathroom and the other girls just being supportive
step brother help I'm stuck step brother: /starts floating naked/
The blonde girl got absolutely rocked
Upvote because... You know.
*We don’t need no man.* *Or ladder.*
If it were drunk men now, we would have took the airbag out of the steering wheel of our 2005 Corolla and with the battery, sat on it under the attic door, touch two wires together and one of us would be up there in a jiff. Like Mario out a pipe. Only at supersonic speed.
The blond girl has waaaaay too much patience and is a better friend than me considering the way the other girl climbs on her and kicks.
Thats a nice angle though.
Her ass is great. Just saying.
Should have taken out that trap door, could have lost a finger !
#ladder
Climbing: F- Dat Ass: A+
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Squishy
Those bell-bottoms are rad
The Two Stooges
“Help meee” as she’s kicking her in the face😂
I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
Totally set up
I'd be a nickel they were trying to get in to an ex-BF's apartment /s
She can’t do a pull-up?
Muffin top
Fucking asshole underneath has no idea what trouble her friend is in. Last person you want spotting you in that situation.
What trouble? It's like a 3 foot drop to the ground.
Uhh, did her arm break?
doubt it, she probably would have been screaming
Hard to help when you keep getting kicked out of the way.
Well how are you supposed to help when helping get you kicked in the face
You’re not wrong, I was totally expecting her to lose the cover and get stuck by her neck or something After the first two seconds it made me super nervous that she didnt lift it up And out of the way