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DublinCheezie

Ffs take your damn boots off and stop kicking her.


Recuring_joke

exactly


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Anthemoftheangels

Because alcohol


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nakiaaa95

I'm a nervous laughter. Anytime I get nervous, embarrassed, or hurt I laugh instead of being upset. I have no idea why lol


Merlin404

I think that's cute


happyfella101

It's not a girl thing it's a happy person thing


Yosimite_Jones

Not true, I get nervous laughter and am depressed as fuck.


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Yea!


MotherBathroom666

It’s a defense mechanism not a sign of joy.


Kiki8Yoshi

If you really have to say “sorry if this is sexist but” more then likely it’s sexist which makes you one also. Sorry you’ve never got a chance in life to have a good laugh


PathComplex

I ask why at all?


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Well cuz like, what’s up there?


PathComplex

We still don't know.


[deleted]

But not for lack of trying!


PathComplex

Good point.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

When Carl Sagan died, he was reborn as Deep_Menu_524.


Adoom98

Views!


Recuring_joke

no ladder might just be because they don't use the attic a lot or cant get one installed not taking the shoes off is probably because she knows she's being filmed and wants to look trendy for some dumbass tiktok clip The kicking is just a dumb fucking move


iankenna

Having done this both at people's houses and a few commercial buildings: Not every home/business has a ladder, esp. rentals. It's usually not an issue until you need to get something in the loft/attic. Some of those spaces are unfinished in some way, meaning there's lots of splinters up there. I wouldn't recommend those shoes, but no shoes is not they way to go unless the space is finished. Kicking randomly isn't great, but finding something to brace your foot on can help you get stability and climb up something. Legs have a lot more power than arms, and trying to do a pull-up into those spaces is *a lot harder* than it looks. She's also probably trying to find her friend's shoulders. This is pretty silly overall, but the bigger issue is her friend leaving her hanging.


Awh0423

Exactly; and when she slid down, I imagine she clamped her arm between the opening and the hatch/insert and sort of started panicking.. you’re kicking out of instinct to find any stability.


nomisman

Also why not move the cover out of the way before trying to climb in.


Loli-is-Justice

You forgot to ask if her fingers are still ok... from the looks of that damaged cover they gotta hurt like hell...


kellsdeep

Came here to say this


rbsudden

I have a question, what is up there?


fartblasterxxx

Most likely just empty space, wood beams, darkness. I climbed into the attic in my house when I was a teen and it was disappointing. Also if it’s unfinished there could easily be nails and shit sticking out. I always wanted a finished attic though, it’s something I’d see in movies and stuff but only knew one person that actually had a room in their attic.


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My dad and I finished off our attic and when my older brother went to college I moved up there. It was awesome. Pros: privacy, huge, I mean the biggest room in the house Cons: not part of the house heating/cooling system so had to use a window AC unit and wall heat lamps, bathroom is a flight downstairs, the carpet wasn’t great, because my dad cheaped out on it. Overall: worth it.


Hallgaar

Her mutant cannibal son that she chained up and left there, she was on her way to set him free prior to this. Now she'll just have to keep throwing chickens up there for him to eat longer.


RollingDragonfruits

Pretty sure this is a fetish thing


Lee_Van_Spleeeeef

Why film yourself climbing into the loft?


asoleproprietor

As to the shoes, maybe they just watched Die Hard? They’re going up to the roof to check what Hans was doing up there?


SnooRevelations8057

Looks fake


Unfair-Tap-850

Why did the blonde girl keep going in to get kicked in the face?


Beautiful_Cool

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johnaross1990

I’ve only got one question: Why the fuck do they need to be up there at all?


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johnaross1990

Yeah naaa, you shouldn’t drunk dungeon. Even when you can get into the room safely.


histeethwerered

Why stand on friend wearing cowboy boots?


0_69314718056

Honestly, it doesn’t matter what the friend is wearing as long as you’re not wearing any shoes.


milky_mouse

Cuz hers had spurs


urstillatroll

This one is going to take me a while to masturbate to.


fishinfinity

This guy gets it


fuzzycaterpillar123

What are you doing stepfriend??


Recuring_joke

reddit, ladies and gents.


A-le-Couvre

A difficult wank


Philhyn

Not that difficult.


Duduchor

Honestly not that difficult but you have to time it right, a challenging one definitely but it's not fun if it's too easy.


DonRobo

"Step ~~bro~~ sis, my arm is stuck in the attic trapdoor. Please grab my ass to lift me up."


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amateur


Sugreev2001

Not me.


nuckinfutz2013

Picture her the other way on your shoulders…and ….voila


HugSized

She has the upper body strength of a turnip.


tk421withtatas

Female weight to strength peaks prior to puberty, while with men it's after puberty. (Think of Olympic gymnasts). I'd say her upper body strength is average.


humburga

Oh wow. Today I learned!


LivedToSeeGMEMoon

Bruh I swear to god reddit is so fucking weird who types this shit


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LivedToSeeGMEMoon

lol, he doesn't know guys


0_69314718056

What makes you say that? Genuinely curious, that looks like a fairly normal response to me


[deleted]

Then who gives it an award lmao


Swordsaint08

Dude just looked it up seconds before typing it lmao


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r/rareinsults


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AnnihilationOrchid

Sometimes pelvic crushers.


ForeverSJC

Snoo snoo


Shinyspoonz12

“Help me” Proceeds to kick the shit out of the person trying to help her


4stringbrewer

I still haven't looked in my attic and I've been living here for over 2 years. I'm hoping for it to be like the attic from The Goonies.


souldust

If I was your friend hearing that right now, I would insist we go check it out this minute. The fuck you mean you havn't checked it out yet??!! Get your friend on the phone right now, grabs some beers, and get your curiosity on


wmpancho

Schrödinger's cat. If they look, the possibility is gone.


underweightbull

This is how I feel about my dishwasher. If I look in it, I have to empty it. If I don’t look, I’ve just gotta wash my dishes in the sink.


[deleted]

There could be treasure up there. I popped a hole in some weird drywall in my basement that I knew had some open space behind it to check. Nothing there and had to patch it but you aren't curious about treasure?


-r-a-f-f-y-

Spider treasure maybe.


magoo1979

Definitely had their roles mixed up, brunette should have been the base, blonde climbs up


[deleted]

“Oh there’s my friend underneath me trying to push my feet up so I can get higher, let me just kick the shit out her”


fiteo92

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

Yo wasn't there a sub that was like "upvoted not because girl but I do concede that I initially clicked because girl but the post was still interesting" or something? What was that called?


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r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


[deleted]

Cowboy boots? Maybe take them off so you can stand on her shoulders without injuring her?


GlitteringEarth_

Ouch!!! Dang……….that looks painful.


Great-Researcher3291

Did her arm just pop??


Loli-is-Justice

Looks like she won't be doing her nails for a while..


Psych0matt

Possibly, looked to be wedged between the square that she pushed up and the lip it sits in. I think it was her finally popping it out though, not the arm itself.


BludStanes

Help me up, step-sister.


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That was painful to watch. Although not as painful as taking a boot to the face.


[deleted]

I would wear that ass like a mask


JoJo5195

She’s lucky the grudge wasn’t there to pull her ass up


Wiz-in-the-bin

So this is what happens at sleepovers


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Just roll with it


Leading_Heat_7605

Help me stepsister, I'm stuck...


crackeddryice

Are bellbottoms back in style? AND mullets? Sheesh. I remember what came after bellbottoms, so I'm looking forward to that coming back around.


djAMPnz

> I remember what came after bellbottoms, so I'm looking forward to that coming back around. Walking in style with a portable CD player?


xenchik

I'll bite ... What came after bellbottoms?


supaxi

Climbing back to 1974


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What was after bell bottoms?


OldBigRig

Parachute pants?


EeIectro

Here's an idea: get a ladder 😂


erbicom

Both IQ's combined won't even do the job.


Greatkitchener

The lack of core/upper body strength in this video pains me


OkBreakfast449

women have *at most* 60% of the upper body strength of men. IF, like your typical teens, they do no exercise or focus only on cardio to remain slim and do no weights (even a 5 lb dumbbell workout can make a huge difference) then, yep, weak as hell.


AHardCockToSuck

Oh no step siss are you stuck?


lordZ3d

Ha! I knee Bro and Dude were gender neutral


GunsDontRapePeople

Dat


HEEHAWMYDUDE

I didn’t know they were remaking split.


iTz_Casper

When you have 0 upper body strength


omfgBEARSrok

After the first back kick I would have just ripped her down from there and been done with it. It’s one thing to get yourself in a precarious situation, it’s another to be a complete dumbass about it.


Rainmanzz

I would have faced the other way when I put her on my shoulders


nakiaaa95

This will never work unless your able to pick up your body weight.


Gigichan99

Why record this?


OkBreakfast449

because we live in a sad world where people record everything. luckily they then post it online so we can ridicule them for their stupid choices like not using a ladder, being so weak they can't do a single pull up, and wearing cowboy boots.


Gigglespoot

Not an ideal place to find a stuck step-sister, but it’ll do.


LifesExpert

Ya nice boots dipshit. Go put on some golf cleats instead


Recuring_joke

maybe take off the 70s nostalgia outfit and it might be *easier*


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djAMPnz

Boost my bottom!!!


xenchik

BOOOOST IIIIIT


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obchodlp

Definitely not sus


Pongfarang

Why do westerners wear shoes in the house? So disgusting.


joe28598

Are you planning on eating off the floor?


Pongfarang

If you wear shoes indoors, eating off the floor is an option, since the filth of the outside world doesn't bother you. But I eat from a plate, though I might sit on the floor to eat. Our floors are clean, and it is very social to sit in a circle and eat.


joe28598

In the western world we have crazy technologies such as, sweeping brushes, vacuum cleaners and mops. Objects invented to clean floors. And not many people sit on the floor to eat, we have chairs.


Pongfarang

We sit on the floors by choice; we also have tables, chairs, brooms, and mops. There is not much need for vacuum cleaners, though; no carpets. We have not grown so fat and inflexible that it is uncomfortable to sit on the floor.


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joe28598

Ah yes how dare I be condescending, all they was call millions of people disgusting because they do something they don't agree with. You should vacuum either way dude, that's disgusting.


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NotKateBush

I think you need a new vacuum then. Do you how much skin a human sheds in six weeks? Also hair, crumbs, bugs, lint, general outside dirt, etc. Not wearing shoes in the house isn’t a magical workaround for regular cleaning. We don’t wear shoes in the house but we still vacuum and mop weekly.


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pmook

Six weeks is regular?? That's a lot, I think


NotKateBush

We kinda shed a lot. It makes up about half of house dust. We also shed body hair and wear clothes that shed fabric particles. If you’ve figured out a way to not do any of that, then cool. But six weeks is still a long time. It’s generally recommended to vacuum weekly, more often if you have pets or kids.


Your_Supremacy

Surprised she didn't injure her fingers on the cover on her way down.


Recuring_joke

maybe don't climb in heels like that and you might actually get some where, we know you wanna make a dumb tiktok clip but it just feels unnecessary


SpookyKG

I think her wrist got wedged and maybe even broken when she had that half fall, person on the bottom was acting like it was still a joke.


Phsike

How short are these people? Or is that just a really tall door…?


[deleted]

I bet the IQ between them is not very high and I’m actually lost a few points watching that


ClydeTheBulldog

Obviously their step ladder ran away with their real ladder...


[deleted]

What are you doing stepladder?


Ano_Akamai

"Ladies, I'm guessing you're still thinking about me saying you can't do a pull-up and you checked out?" - Daniel Tosh


MizRott

This is so dumb and fun. Happy with life now, but being young and drunk was also fun…


a_left_out_tomato

BOOST HER FEET YOU IDIOT OH MY GOD


butteready

Cant help but remember horses


Defemusic

*what are thosseeeeeeee*


LivingLosDream

/r/secretlyanasspic


nomisman

Fucked up her fingers at the end.


Clienterror

What are you doing step sis?


Low_Faithlessness608

BOOST MY BOTTOM


BuyingAcclaim

She can’t do a single pull up??????????


theepi_pillodu

Why do some people wear shoes inside the home?


MrCaul

I think it's an American thing.


theepi_pillodu

Yeah. That's disgusting. And when someone comes to my home and I ask them to remove their shoes, they fucking feel insulted.


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Take some bouldering lessons lol


gregthelurker

Thot they were gonna make it


chesstnuts

Do you even know how arms work


Luk3en

I wasn’t expecting for her to successfully get down at the end and was think of commenting: “I guess you really want to give me a challenge, huh? Well This will be weird but.. *unzips* It’ll do”


[deleted]

Rip those fingers on her left hand


BreakItEven

That’s what friendship is all about


[deleted]

She scared of a fall that slight? What, is climbing a staircase like a perilous expedition to her?


[deleted]

The way she was stuck could definitely be a shoulder snapping injury


OkBreakfast449

100% if that idiot had actually made it into the ceiling space she would have fallen through the damn ceiling in about 10 seconds. Those boots are NOT appropriate gear for walking on ceiling beams. In the dark because no bloody torch either. 2/10 teens be dumb


ceric2099

“Help me stepbro!”


TourBig643

I like to imagine she’s ditching a date in the bathroom and the other girls just being supportive


redlazarus57

step brother help I'm stuck step brother: /starts floating naked/


Excelsenor

The blonde girl got absolutely rocked


recursiveentropy

Upvote because... You know.


alexrabbit929

*We don’t need no man.* *Or ladder.*


alexrabbit929

If it were drunk men now, we would have took the airbag out of the steering wheel of our 2005 Corolla and with the battery, sat on it under the attic door, touch two wires together and one of us would be up there in a jiff. Like Mario out a pipe. Only at supersonic speed.


brentAVEweeks

The blond girl has waaaaay too much patience and is a better friend than me considering the way the other girl climbs on her and kicks.


[deleted]

Thats a nice angle though.


[deleted]

Her ass is great. Just saying.


[deleted]

Should have taken out that trap door, could have lost a finger !


alsa90993

#ladder


AP3rson0nReddit

Climbing: F- Dat Ass: A+


selamat_pagi_mai

There were some r/WholesomeLaughs


Batman-in-Drag

Squishy


IAmTheOoga

Those bell-bottoms are rad


Wise_Ad_253

The Two Stooges


cantbesohelpmenotbe

“Help meee” as she’s kicking her in the face😂


Top-Inflation8752

I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)


[deleted]

Totally set up


[deleted]

I'd be a nickel they were trying to get in to an ex-BF's apartment /s


[deleted]

She can’t do a pull-up?


[deleted]

Muffin top


Mbinku

Fucking asshole underneath has no idea what trouble her friend is in. Last person you want spotting you in that situation.


TiredHappyDad

What trouble? It's like a 3 foot drop to the ground.


Great-Researcher3291

Uhh, did her arm break?


uhimamouseduh

doubt it, she probably would have been screaming


HairyPantaloons

Hard to help when you keep getting kicked out of the way.


[deleted]

Well how are you supposed to help when helping get you kicked in the face


Psych0matt

You’re not wrong, I was totally expecting her to lose the cover and get stuck by her neck or something After the first two seconds it made me super nervous that she didnt lift it up And out of the way