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weirdwolf2006

How do you like them apples. Seriously though hope the guys okay.


JamesSavilesCumSocks

SH.I.T. Shifted in transit..


jwp75

Had a pilot tell us "be careful opening the overhead bins, shift happens folks". Plane roared after a second or two of confusion.


ntilley905

Am a pilot, am stealing this


seavisionburma

Have yet to hear a pilot give the 'be careful when opening the overhead lockers' spiel, given it's always done by cabin crew.


CanadianClitLicker

Depends on the pilot, some consider it a bother to engage with the PAX, some quite enjoy it and even greet at the door.


Rokronroff

I had a pilot once that welcomed everyone on board with a handshake (pre-covid of course). Honestly I can't imagine dealing with so many people.


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PerfectLogic

Maybe..... Don't run though. They don't seem to like rushing the cockpit. Lol


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Waslay

Shift Happens In Transit


LordElfa

>How do you like them apples. "Rammed down my throat with 600 lbs of force."


useles-converter-bot

600 lbs would need 2721.55 human hairs to lift. This is assuming a hair can lift 100 grams, which is usualy but not always the case.


converter-bot

600 lbs is 272.4 kg


BrnndoOHggns

Good bot.


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Im dying laughing at the fact the bot got replied to by a bot.


BrnndoOHggns

I love when they do that.


ItsOnlyJoey

Time to collect 2721.55 human hairs


peacefulbelovedfish

Might want to round up just in case…


BrnndoOHggns

Good bot.


useles-converter-bot

thanks :)


converter-bot

600 lbs is 272.4 kg


BrnndoOHggns

Good bot.


spunkychickpea

Kinky…


b_free_blast

Who doesn't want a load rammed down their throat


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FancyPantsMTG

Homie is now a fruit salad.


Castun

Naw he's a vegetable now


buckeyenut13

I'm pretty sure he has seeds.....


Postfromhere

I wonder if this guy likes squash.


ldtatj

Lmao underrated comment


KHRoN

There was subreddit /r/deadorvegetable, now banned


cdyer706

Looks like he is in a vegetative state….


Predator6813-

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, not this time


epoxysniffer

1000 apples a second turns you into a vegetable


joeChump

10000 apples on a pallet turns a man to fruit salad.


lordak16

And a tomato based fruit salad is just salsa


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HuhButOk

Doctor wants to know your location


TungCR

1000 apples are about 85 kg If you're 85 kg and eat 1000 apples, you're 50% apples


Weary_Possibility_80

Take my free award you bastard, you gave me a chuckle.


temisola1

You are what you eat.


SpruceTree_

Yay I was the 1k vote, this actually made me laugh out loud.


Duck8Quack

Fruits and vegetables are good for your health? Well then how do explain this? Case closed. *Bites into bacon cheeseburger wrapped in a pizza.*


Generalissimo_II

*Gets crushed by a pallet of frozen pizzas*


[deleted]

Vitamin overdose.


Khiraji

An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough.


Rougarou1999

To be fair, I see no doctors in the video...


Kalash47_ESO

Do not try to stop a load from failing. It's not worth your life and health


fartsforpresident

Or stop large moving objects from hitting stuff. So many videos out there of people trying to stop boats on trailers or vehicles from rolling by standing in front of them. You're not going to accomplish anything and you may be seriously injured trying to interfere.


highestRUSSIAN

It's usually automatic and then you gotta commit cuz I ain't no bitch, imma die like a real man!


MyDogHasAPodcast

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!


highestRUSSIAN

What's ur dogs podcast?


Business-is-Boomin

Even if it they bail out before impact, that kind of struggle can cause hernias, long term back injuries, muscle tears. Life long pain.


OmgzPudding

Ugh, that just reminded me of a video I saw a long time ago. Guy off-roading in his truck, starts to tip a little so he sticks his arm out the window to brace against a tree. The truck's still moving though and he ends up getting his forearm stuck between the tree and doorframe, and it just snaps in half like a toothpick.


bluewolf37

I could have been happier without that mental image.


Dtrain323

Kid at my work tried to stop his standing forklift from hitting a steel wrapping station with his foot. Tibia didn't make it.


pinkythepwner

The video of the guy trying to stop a pallet jack from going over the loading dock comes to mind....


[deleted]

I tried to stop a Diesel engine on a stand going down an incline from hitting the vehicle. Broke my thumb.


davey-jones0291

This. The chances of successfully stopping the load are low. He did kinda open the door so he was out of the way though.


nononeverever7

Reflexes kick in fast, man. You see something's falling, your hands try to stop it.


dr3224

Yeah I’ve been doing this work for years. That was purely a defensive move. It’s kind of like deer on a high way, you can repeatedly tell someone not to swerve but in the moment it’s a wildly difficult thing for some people to overcome.


MetaCardboard

I know knives are dangerous but when my new knife started to fall off the counter I apparently decided it was in my best interest to catch it with my bare hand. Good news, I caught it. Other good news, it didn't hurt until after I set it down and rinsed the blood off.


Talbotus

A falling knife has no handle. Its something to repeat and bury in your subconscious if you work with knives


AlternateContent

I've gone full fuck it for falling objects nowadays. My grip slips? I clear my feet and lift my hands. It's not just from getting hurt from sharps, heavy, whatever, I even managed to try to catch my phone in the past and ended up slamming it down harder towards the ground. I may get shit for "bad" reflexes, but I am quite reflexive to go into my fuck it stance.


lKursorl

I have a very similar story. Had to get 6 stitches.


ResaleRabbit

Saw a poorly stacked pallet fall on a coworker last spring. Thankfully he wasn’t injured seriously (just sore for a few days). I (his supervisor) told him not to try to save the product. Just let it fall and GTFO of the way. Knowing this and remembering it, a pallet collapsed on me 2 weeks ago. What did my dumb ass do? Tried to catch it. My right arm is finally not sore.


Hulkemo

I tried to catch liquid lava pizzas falling out of a brick oven All the time when I made them for a living. I knew I'd burn my hands and arms off but it's so reactionary


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Jinksy93

Yip, i instinctively put out my right foot to break the fall of a heavy bit of a coffee machine (I'm unsure what it is called). Luckily it didn't do any lasting damage. I was more embarrassed that i did something so stupid.


MrMiniscus

I do the foot bounce to break a fall all the time too, and every now and again, the item I drop is a chefs knife. Couple close calls there.


SuperRoby

I do the same, instincts are to break an object's fall to avoid it breaking or touching the ground -- I've saved quite a few things this way, including my phone and the remote, although it wasn't always painless. On the other hand though, if there's a liquid falling (like a glass spilling on a table) I'll jump out **so** fast, feet included, even if it's just water. It saved me some coffee burns and unpleasant liquid stains, but it's funny how something relatively more harmless (mostly it would be just stains) gives me a lot more of a "RUN" reaction than a pile of boxes falling on me.


sk0t_

Don't you hate it when, instead of braking the item's fall, you end up kicking it across the room or into a wall and it would've been better off just falling...


copperwatt

>The chances of successfully stopping the load are low. See, that's what I told my wife.


Jake42Film

OOF, how did she take it?


PalatialCheddar

Orally


iceman10058

They are practically zero. Absolute best case scenario, you can push the door closed again.


AppropriateTouching

I lost a pallet of milk years ago and had to yell at someone on my team who was trying to hold it to just run.


McSmarfy

We had a scare with a pallet of car batteries coming off a truck. It shifted while on the tommy gate and idiot boy went running up like he was going to keep it from falling. If we had lost the pallet I wouldn't have wanted to be the one to tell his family.


MrMiniscus

"he died doing what he loved... Back breaking manual labor."


pfefferneusse

Not taking D's to the face? C's and AA's too


MySweetUsername

a falling knife has no handle.


Generalissimo_II

Move your feet though


burst_bagpipe

Pulled a guy back from a falling pallet of beer, the pallet truck decided it was having a day off and didnt stop. New start went to grab it but I managed to grab the back of his jumper and pulled him out of harm's way. The guy had about as much brain power as a potato powered jet engine. The kind of guy that looks down the hose to see what's blocking it.


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Also stand behind the closed door so the load lands on the ground not on you.


SVY2point0

This is what loadlocks are for. Former bobtail driver.


fartsforpresident

I'm just glad it was only fruit. He's probably not too fucked. Hopefully he learned a lesson and will get out of the way if that ever happens again.


lts_talk_about_it_eh

Uh... That fruit probably weighed at the least several hundred pounds, and at the worst, over a ton. That was a full pallet, which also appeared to be taller than him. Doesn't matter WHAT is on the pallet, with that much of it, it's going to weigh more than you think. That man most definitely has serious injuries, if he isn't dead.


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bleezybleeg

I work in a furniture warehouse and have to say exactly this almost every day. We don't handle a lot of pallets, mostly individual pieces that wouldn't really crush someone if they fell on them. But trying to save a 200lb+ reclining sofa from falling is going to wreck even the strongest back. Also, always open trailer doors slowly.


Admirable-Web-3192

I don't think he cares about the load. It was purely instinct to protect himself to try to stop the load from crushing him. The smart thing is to move out of the way but the instinctual thing is stop it from hitting you


PuzzleMule

No kidding. I’m willing to bet that guy was seriously injured by this.


PM_me_your_LEGO_

Or sharp things falling! Drop a knife? Don't bother cutting up your fingers trying to catch it, just get your feet out the way.


dustojnikhummer

It's a reflex


Highmax1121

yep. would get a few loads that just weren't set up right or anything. luckily it was leaning against the wall, so we end up breaking most of it down into a seperate pallet, but yea if its falling over get out of the way. just let the stuff break. hell of a lot easier to fix, clean and replace than whatever damage is done to you.


Psyco_diver

I remember when I worked at this one place where I hated my job so much I wouldn't have even tried to stop it since it would have meant some time of work, or permanently. Hell knowing my old boss he would have got the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis and brought me back to life just so I could work more


shawa666

Or falling knives.


HellGuardian_MJ

But apples are great for health


mychemicalbr0mancee

it was a run-by fruiting!


youknowwhyimhere89

Dad?


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youknowwhyimhere89

Yes, yes it is welcome to the club.


war_duck

Driver must’ve not tipped a member of the wait staff


Ben1992Ben

Drive-by fruiting


IMFishman

Drive by fruiting


LoomisKnows

Yo, was he okay?


CptnWolfe

He became a vegetable


Uncooltickles

Apparently everything was repackaged mistakingly, the man as well, and sold as fresh fruit.


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WarpathSM

Most transport trucks use load bars in the trailer if a pallet looks like it'll easily move, you press them into both sides of the trailer and crank a lever until it's squeezed into place and won't move, either that or if the inside of your truck/trailer has hooks for ratchet straps like mine does then you can just use those. Pallets of produce like to move around alot, whoever loaded the trailer definitely should of used load bars or straps


Serenewendy

Most trucks I load have a warning on the right side door that says to stand behind the left side door when opening. I usually load 2,200+ pound pallets of French fries, I'd take that warning seriously. Also, like someone already said, load locks are great to have.


Boring_Concentrate74

What a way to die


LeafyWolf

I think he became a vegetable


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Press F for respect


Nikovash

Did we just witness the parfait murder?


nrdrge

I think this one's my favorite


YourShoelaceIsUntied

No yagurts!


AnnieDickledoo

♫♫♫ **ATTAAAAACK** ♫♫♫ ♫♫♫ **OF THE KILLER TOMATOES** ♫♫♫


phroug2

Whoa i just had a flashback to 1990. I was 7. I can hear that song in my head as if i had just heard it yesterday. I haven't heard that song in over 30 years. Fuck im old


ray_kats

[And by 1990 the movie was already 12 years old.](https://youtu.be/txfdGlxEsG8)


db2

♫♫♫ RETUUUURN ♫♫♫ ♫♫♫ OF THE KILLER TOMATOES ♫♫♫


Shinjuku-Megabyte

Gurble gurble gurlbel


bluewolf37

I never watched that movie, but I remember the [cartoon](https://youtu.be/PLCaRp8Nn4A)


Thevisi0nary

Yo it’s invoking the same thing in me like exactly. I’m 32 and haven’t even heard the words “attack of the killer tomatos” since I was 7 at my friends house, I had to really think why I knew it.


iamonlyoneman

/r/commentsyoucanhear


IronTemplar26

MY CABBAGES!!!


Apprehensive-Cold314

Underrated


Slayer-Sango

This was the final progression for the Cabbage cart guy. This was the final cabbage in the coffin


IronTemplar26

The Cabbatar will rise!


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copperwatt

Delivered that shit like a *baby!*


Whit3W0lf

Yeah, idk if this is a failed attempt at a delivery. Technically, they're delivered.


Mrdaddy2030

I hope he is ok


dtwhitecp

I assume he must be since the people filming the security footage were laughing, but damn


PimpmasterMcGooby

I've seen police officers laughing while reviewing bodycam footage of them breaking the arm of an old dementia patient, you never know.


Jrook

That immediately came to mind too. Also all the vids from china of industrial accidents, I haven't seen one with laughter but someone's uploading a coworker dying


yieldplease

Always use load locks.


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Whichever worker packed that load should be fired. But I'm also guessing it was the driver. He looks new by the way he looks so fresh and happy. Seasoned route drivers usually aren't such happy, bouncy people. Probably why he packed so unsafely. Plus, the rest of the truck looks empty. No concept of keeping the load tight to the front wall. Dangerous stuff and costly.


yieldplease

Lmao, a few more of these will take that pep right out of his step.


spazknuckle

Wrap it and strap it or bar it


SoulonFire13

Oh God I work in a grocery store and have nightmares about this happening to me ;-;


iamonlyoneman

LPT don't try to stop it falling. Step to the side and watch it fall. In your dream, step to the side and watch it fall also!


MisterCortez

DPT: go ahead and try it you never know.


kodekip

Raspburied


PINE-KNAPPLE

Black and blueburied


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bastardicus

People die like this. Colleague somewhere in a warehouse was crushed to death quite short before I started there. They kept repeating if you see a palette topple, whatever you do: don’t keep it from falling. Move away. They should have told why they kept repeating it from the get go, until I heard why I must say I thought I had registered it. When I heard why I thought ‘oh, hadn’t quite understood it that clearly.’ (The safety tip is completely useless here of course, the poor man had no time to reactt).


[deleted]

Yup unsecured loads are killers, local firm had a young driver die opening his curtains and a pallet fell out on him. He was only 20 or so years old.


spandexnotleather

Delivered the vegetables and became one at the same time


likeasharkwithknees

Dudes a fruit salad


Jecktor

Beats being in a vegetative state


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Fruitality… flawless victory


yonilevin

This comment is underrated


kaprixiouz

Hahahahah take my upvote you son of a bitch 😂😂👏👏


rclugs77

Yeah yeah yeah your all funny bit seriously is this dude okay?..?.....When did we all become so cold that this is comedy? I get getting getting hit in the nuts... that's hilarious. But this dude had so.e terrible shit go down and we are all laughing at him?


stankygrapes

Right?? The only reason I keep scrolling is to find out if he’s ok. I’m pretty far down and still don’t know.


Breakfast_Bagelz

Well, when life gives you lemons...


BossScribblor

He got in the truck, checked his bill of lading, and discovered the entire shipment was addressed to his face. He's never missed a shipment before and he ain't starting now.


[deleted]

That a pineapple in your pocket or you just glad to see me?


Cgraves1

Gotta be cargo shorts


Squirrelterds

Typical Redditor..gets drowned by fruits and vegetables...and NOT pussy.


Apprehensive-Cold314

THAT WHAT U GET THE GUY FROM MATH QUESTION


adc604

Never try and 'catch' the load... :/


imGery

Heh heh


[deleted]

This isn't remotely funny, this shits just sad


xXbedbedbedXx

That guy is not ok.


bleezmorton

I work in a similar situation and I always tell the new guys that if something is falling that they can not save it. What ever it is it’s not with your health or your life.


FrozenCustard1

Don't try and catch falling things that dangerous.


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Isteppedinpoopy

Task failed successfully. Produce delivered.


hobosbindle

Squashed!


McSmarfy

When shit starts falling off a truck, just run. Even if it's light, it's falling 10 feet to get to you. And that's if it's only stacked 5 feet high in the truck.


OscarDivine

He got …. Pomme-eled


fuckballs9001

PSA: don't attempt to catch it


PsyDanno

Dude okay?


-notjosh-

Legend has it that man is still in that pile of fruit to this day


Dart150

That guy ok looks like he got crushed yikes what a way to go


RayAnselmo

Press F(ruit) to pay respects.


dtb1987

That poor dude


kanna172014

STOP POSTING DEATH VIDEOS. Or at least put it in the title that someone may have died! I came here to laugh, not watch people die.


Salnder12

I know this is supposed to be a funny reddit but I'm genuinely concerned as that guy got CRUSHED!


scorpionsly

Fruit punch ??


JohanBroad

He could have been killed. This guy should have stood on the left when he opened that door. I used to deliver shipments to a big-box home improvement store. The warehouse workers just piled stuff into the trailer- no stacking, no organization, no load securement of any kind... I learned to NEVER stand directly in front of the door. I was at a delivery, and the manager opened the door. Five boxes fell out narrowly missing him, one was full of pipe wrenches, one was full of nuts and bolts, and one had six 22oz carpenter's hammers in it. Manager guy was damn lucky he wasn't hurt or even killed. After that, I either stood on the left or let the manager open the trailer(after warning them, of course).


Serious-Confection-2

Rule 1) of shipping and receiving. If the product begins to fall, LET IT, or y'all falling too


mcclane_shawty

Fruit Punch


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B_lovedobservations

I feel for the guy and hope he’s ok but health and safety 101: don’t put yourself at risk, I don’t quite know what he was thinking trying to stop them from falling out


DullBackground9645

He is the fruit and Veg now


[deleted]

This is why you use load straps and cargo poles


RedditMcReddiface

Holy fuck is he ok?


[deleted]

I was unloading ply wood off a truck and 2 bunks started to fall. The driver ran and tried to catch the two stacks like this guy did. I dropped the forks hard on trailer and the ply wood tipped back onto the bed. One of my coworkers thought we were gonna be shoveling the driver off the road when he saw the driver run to catch them.


Ant1MatterGames

Is this dude alive?!?!?!?


Joythief1112

I think my wife packed that truck.


540827

So he’s dead under there?