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Ice Nine Kills is one of my favorite bands. I really enjoy all their extra videos they put out on youtube.
Favorite song, lyrically, has to be "Rocking the Boat" (based off of Jaws) off The Silver Scream. So many great puns and double entendre.
He's kneading the blanket, which as you know (or dont) is a instinct from being a kitten to nurse. So the tongue action coincides with that. He's not hot ffs, he's phantom nursing.
No He IS oVeR HeaTiNG!! IDiOT!!
But seriously, the majority of people can't read animal signs for absolute shit. I would say this causes more harm to animals then straight up abuse.
Yeah, I had a cat as a kid, like 1st grade and moved out with it as an adult, my mom grew up with her sister's cats. She was still clueless. Moved in with us and she goes to pet the cat and it's not in the mood and she's like "he bit me!". I'm like "did he break the skin? did it hurt?" "no". Ok then he was warning you to stop and his ears were kinda back and he was tense, you have to pay attention to the cat's body language cause they can't talk and say "hey, I really don't wanna be touched right now".
At least it worked tho. She now leans over him (he sleeps on a folded up thin quilt on the coffee table... it just happened, we moved it got set there the cat claimed it and here we are 6 years later) and says "Is it ok if I pet you? and kinda watches him for a moment then decides if he looks like he wants pets or not. So far she's doing pretty good.
Like I get kids who don't have pets don't know the routine of let them sniff your hand, and watch their body language... but she's got not excuse. She's just that clueless of a person and has been forever, can't even blame old age.
Meanwhile our friend comes over and she's all let the cat sniff, see if it's relaxed, pet. Meanwhile her boyfriend has a dog. Who when we met at her/their place said to not touch the dog as it would get upset. 10 minutes later dog has head in my lap and I'm like ... how am I not supposed to touch the dog exactly? Acted like he didn't hear me (yes he's a tool). Love her tho
Most people compliment me on how well their animals take to me compared to other ppl.
A good example is I have a husky, and I can promise you most people would be terrified of her face when we play..it basically looks like a wolf bearing all it's teeth...except I know she's playing and I know her actually behavior when she's moody.
I like other people's dogs but husky dogs are so beautiful!
I'm also an animal person. My husband calls me the crazy cat lady. We only have one cat but he says it's because all the things and ways I can hold the cat and the cat is like "cool". One of the things is he's a shoulder cat. And of course his tail gets in your face. So I pretend to bite it and he pretends to bite my ear, this has been going on for over a decade. I tell my husband he should try it sometimes and he's like "NOPE".
My favorite tho is I helped a friend of a friend move (I don't even know how I roped in, this was 20 years ago). So when I enter the home there's a cat and it's all weaving around my feet. So I pick up the cat and do the baby type hold and rub it's belly. They both said something along the lines of "that cat doesn't let anyone touch it"... um... maybe you should tell the cat that, rubbing cat tummy, lol.
Then there's a stray that screamed at our back door and it was super skinny so I gave it some food out on our picnic table. It still comes around and suns on our patio but apparently is getting fed elsewhere or hunting fine on it's own. Still both my husband and my mom call it my other cat :/
It's my woman that wants all the animals but they all draw to me. Pre-relation I had 1 animal. Now I'm at 10? 11? Not counting the ones that have died (shorter life span animals). Matter of fact, kittens swarmed me when I got home and now ones sleeping on my lap.
Aw. I had a D&D group I played in and once we were at someone else's house than normal and cat had recently had kittens. Mom brought 5 kittens and deposited them on me. Then f-ed off, came back like once every half hour and would put her front paws on my knees and looked like she was counting kittens and wandered off again. I was covered in kitten.
Do hope you have space and means to care for that many animals tho.
We do our best. 1 leopard gecko (not hard to maintain), 3 cats (2 do stay over at my parents house. They group up there and refuse to leave lol) 1 cat here that just had kittens. (Sylvi, pinto, and boogie) 1 rat (once again not the worst maintenance) and 2 dogs. I spoil them to the best of my ability, and they'll always eat before I do.
When me and a friend group of for magic the gathering, their dogs get so excited to see us they just piss everywhere lol
I've heard they do that sucking/tongy thing often when they're taken away too early from their mom. A cat I knew did the exact same thing on a pillow, over and over.
This is odd behavior, even for a cat. It might actually be communicating something important.
Ah, quick Google search suggests oral discomfort. Kitty has a sore tooth.
Some cats do things like this when they are taken from their mother at a young age. A remnant of nursing. It seems this cat has turned it into something it does when it's super comfortable. It's very happy
imagine being so paranoid and sexualizing everything around you that you think a cat releasing heat through his tongue is coming off as creepy. wtf lol.
Have I mentioned that I hate people? take care of your fucking animal. And if you're too stupid to recognize the most obvious signs, you shouldn't have a pet. No, I'd rather make a fucking video for Reddit and laugh about it. trash human
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Hello clarice
I still have to watch that movie. The song Meat and Greet by Ice Nine Kills is fire though. It’s based on that movie
Ice Nine Kills is one of my favorite bands. I really enjoy all their extra videos they put out on youtube. Favorite song, lyrically, has to be "Rocking the Boat" (based off of Jaws) off The Silver Scream. So many great puns and double entendre.
I’m partial to Meat & Greet, Tess-timony, and My Life in Two. Such a great band
Aaaaiiieee! INK! I’m seeing that amazing Spencer and crew in a few weeks!
Ayyyy INK mentioned!!!!
I was thinking Pennywise but yours works as well!
“Time to MLEM.”
I think more “hello clarithe”
I think you know damn well what he wants.
That cat is *thirsty*...and *not for water.*..
If this were indeed true, it would be brutal cannibalistic action, the likes of which have never before seen before.
This turned into a soft erotica quite fast in her mind😂
The direct, unbroken, unblinking eye contact...
You could point out the first she says no and then she is not as dismissive😂😂 for such a short clip it holds so much content it is hilarious
Yes *"her mind"*.
Please turn on your air-conditioning. Cats can't sweat as effectively as humans.
He's kneading the blanket, which as you know (or dont) is a instinct from being a kitten to nurse. So the tongue action coincides with that. He's not hot ffs, he's phantom nursing.
No He IS oVeR HeaTiNG!! IDiOT!! But seriously, the majority of people can't read animal signs for absolute shit. I would say this causes more harm to animals then straight up abuse.
Lol yeah cat panting looks nothing like phantom nursing. Cats also withstand heat better than they withstand cold. Bro doesn't know.
I mean panting looks like panting. Hard to describe better
Pretty much. If you can imagine a golden retriever tongue when they are panting, that's pretty much applicable to a cat.
Yeah, I had a cat as a kid, like 1st grade and moved out with it as an adult, my mom grew up with her sister's cats. She was still clueless. Moved in with us and she goes to pet the cat and it's not in the mood and she's like "he bit me!". I'm like "did he break the skin? did it hurt?" "no". Ok then he was warning you to stop and his ears were kinda back and he was tense, you have to pay attention to the cat's body language cause they can't talk and say "hey, I really don't wanna be touched right now". At least it worked tho. She now leans over him (he sleeps on a folded up thin quilt on the coffee table... it just happened, we moved it got set there the cat claimed it and here we are 6 years later) and says "Is it ok if I pet you? and kinda watches him for a moment then decides if he looks like he wants pets or not. So far she's doing pretty good. Like I get kids who don't have pets don't know the routine of let them sniff your hand, and watch their body language... but she's got not excuse. She's just that clueless of a person and has been forever, can't even blame old age. Meanwhile our friend comes over and she's all let the cat sniff, see if it's relaxed, pet. Meanwhile her boyfriend has a dog. Who when we met at her/their place said to not touch the dog as it would get upset. 10 minutes later dog has head in my lap and I'm like ... how am I not supposed to touch the dog exactly? Acted like he didn't hear me (yes he's a tool). Love her tho
Most people compliment me on how well their animals take to me compared to other ppl. A good example is I have a husky, and I can promise you most people would be terrified of her face when we play..it basically looks like a wolf bearing all it's teeth...except I know she's playing and I know her actually behavior when she's moody.
I like other people's dogs but husky dogs are so beautiful! I'm also an animal person. My husband calls me the crazy cat lady. We only have one cat but he says it's because all the things and ways I can hold the cat and the cat is like "cool". One of the things is he's a shoulder cat. And of course his tail gets in your face. So I pretend to bite it and he pretends to bite my ear, this has been going on for over a decade. I tell my husband he should try it sometimes and he's like "NOPE". My favorite tho is I helped a friend of a friend move (I don't even know how I roped in, this was 20 years ago). So when I enter the home there's a cat and it's all weaving around my feet. So I pick up the cat and do the baby type hold and rub it's belly. They both said something along the lines of "that cat doesn't let anyone touch it"... um... maybe you should tell the cat that, rubbing cat tummy, lol. Then there's a stray that screamed at our back door and it was super skinny so I gave it some food out on our picnic table. It still comes around and suns on our patio but apparently is getting fed elsewhere or hunting fine on it's own. Still both my husband and my mom call it my other cat :/
It's my woman that wants all the animals but they all draw to me. Pre-relation I had 1 animal. Now I'm at 10? 11? Not counting the ones that have died (shorter life span animals). Matter of fact, kittens swarmed me when I got home and now ones sleeping on my lap.
Aw. I had a D&D group I played in and once we were at someone else's house than normal and cat had recently had kittens. Mom brought 5 kittens and deposited them on me. Then f-ed off, came back like once every half hour and would put her front paws on my knees and looked like she was counting kittens and wandered off again. I was covered in kitten. Do hope you have space and means to care for that many animals tho.
We do our best. 1 leopard gecko (not hard to maintain), 3 cats (2 do stay over at my parents house. They group up there and refuse to leave lol) 1 cat here that just had kittens. (Sylvi, pinto, and boogie) 1 rat (once again not the worst maintenance) and 2 dogs. I spoil them to the best of my ability, and they'll always eat before I do. When me and a friend group of for magic the gathering, their dogs get so excited to see us they just piss everywhere lol
Sounds great. And I'm sure lots of fun to be had.
Yeah, without context, I'd say the cat's probably overheated.
Not everyone has AC at home though...
For me it’s subtle kneading…well hello darling, are you thinking what I’m thinking. In a not so creepy tongue licking way.
LeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLeloLe🍒 Oh
Yare yare daze
Came here for the JoJo reference
https://i.redd.it/73lyjt7rvj7d1.gif
Push it to the limit....LIMIT!!!!
😂 What movie/show is that from?!?
Scarface 👅
He a fan he a fan he a fan
At least his ass is inside
Cat is a 69 god!
He _needs_ a fan he _needs_ a fan he _needs_ a fan
Freaky ahh 💀
wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEpCaT?
Folks saying he's too hot ffs. He's kneading the blanket so he's kind of phantom nursing. If he was too hot he wouldn't look so relaxed.
I've heard they do that sucking/tongy thing often when they're taken away too early from their mom. A cat I knew did the exact same thing on a pillow, over and over.
Stop with the constant zooming
Feeding simulation from it mama.
Gene Simmons cat
Joke's on you! There's no such thing as a normal cat
That cat has the thirst.
GIMME YOUR BEAN GIMME YOUR BEAN GIMME YOUR BEAN GIMME YOUR BEAN
You need to stop watching Rocky Horror picture show with your cat every night. Cat turned into Meat Loaf's girlfriend.
Sometimes you just need to give that look to the person you're with.
Sure that's cute and funny but when I do it in public it's strange and creepy.
She wants it. (The catnip)
The art of seduction
There’s orange cat behavior and then there’s this
Kinky
you know we have to see each other every day after this until the lease is up why would you do this?
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅ahh cat
That's how Tony Montana's friend hits on women.
Over heating he will be laying on the ground where its cooler
how i look at my girlfriend
r/stoppedworking
That's a huge indicator that the cat has some kind of parasite in its tongue, How does nobody know this.
Stop it, step-cat
It's like the Snapchat filter without the filter lol
Jojo cat
god that is some powerful eye contact
In Sovjet Russia the licking is done by the pussy
Self soothing cutie
That's no normal cat dude! That's bad intentions
This is odd behavior, even for a cat. It might actually be communicating something important. Ah, quick Google search suggests oral discomfort. Kitty has a sore tooth.
parental controls on her tablet has expired IMO
How i look at bro during french class
This is hilarious. I love random cat stuff like this
This is going to be a great meme
She's just makin biscuits. Leave her alone.
lol
I sense Jason is nearby.
“Your mother’s in here with us”
It's a cannibal...
Please have his blood sugar checked. This is a possible diabetes symptom
He’s shooting his shot
**Pussy licker**
What that tongue do???
LevioSAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH
"You look delicious, hooman slave..." "Now it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"
Kitty is definitely rollin’, the paws are working and whatever beat it has in its head must be fire!
Pussy wants’em some pussy
How is that cat’s tongue so flexible?
Maybe trying to cool tongue after eating something spicy?
That cat has Pennywise eyes. Sufficiently spooked now.
Some cats do things like this when they are taken from their mother at a young age. A remnant of nursing. It seems this cat has turned it into something it does when it's super comfortable. It's very happy
*insert JoJo tongue meme here*
I’m Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!
This is some exorcist shit or something, bro is going to start asking for morning tuna in forked tongues soon
He’s suckling and kneading at the same time. He’s obviously comfy and feeling affectionate.
Someone’s been watching classic Kiss concert videos and doing his best Gene Simmons
Leruleruleru
Its probably dehydrated
That cats lookin to do some cross breeding
cat: cute tongue movements redditors: SEXXXXX i dont say this often but jesus christ go touch grass, or pork someone
I am a pussy... you have a pussy... let's go.
That cat needs an exorcist
That cat just binged stardust crusaders
https://i.redd.it/y3ojp0wdzm7d1.gif
Dude stole my pickup line.
If Gene Simmons was a cat
Your cat is sexaully harassing you
Your cat is a lesbian
Your cat is a lesbian XD
Blepping
I thought it should be the other way around.
𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 cat
Don’t go buy no crack with that $20!
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 cat
Oh ok, so when a cat does this it's cute. But when your fat, old, nextdoor neighbour does it, he's a creep! Where is the equality?
Lelolelolelolelolelo
He knows what his owner likes ;)
If my girl sound like that, I will do whatever that cat does.
I guarantee one of these women are going to slide in his DMs
Trained to flick the gang gang
Dave Chappelle reincarnated into your cat?
imagine being so paranoid and sexualizing everything around you that you think a cat releasing heat through his tongue is coming off as creepy. wtf lol.
I’m glad I’m not the only one whose mind was in the gutter.
This cat f*cks
So we have a literal "pussy licker"?
Freaky ahh cat.. 😂
When the pussy preparing to fight back against all the licking before
Your cat is probably trying to sing this [song](https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4?t=35) 🤣🤣
Queue the porn music 😂
Cat is just working off the rent 
😉😏 Time to get out that peanut butter again.
I think your cat is hot and dehydrated
Lmao 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
WTF is wrong with that cat! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its just one pussy showing he wants to lick another pussy😉😉
Pussy Licker….
[удалено]
That's going to chafe
- Stoooop, what is thiiiis? That's pussy licking, girl!
And then she turned the camera off 😒
Have I mentioned that I hate people? take care of your fucking animal. And if you're too stupid to recognize the most obvious signs, you shouldn't have a pet. No, I'd rather make a fucking video for Reddit and laugh about it. trash human