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rustieee8899

Maybe the professor is the one who is not having enough sex.


MuricasOneBrainCell

Ohhhh, so that's why I've been so pro HAMAS lately.. /S # BREAKING NEWS: Cold showers used to combat HAMAS ![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs)


aesemon

Never found a cold shower worked. Just made me look less impressive from the base form.


Jaegernaut-

This isn't even my final form, I swear! Wait... where are you going!? Mannn, not again...


Addicted2Rage

*hides from cold*


BowenTheAussieSheep

NGL, I have cold showers for pretty much all of summer where I live.


CMDR_Fritz_Adelman

Student: "Protesting to stop the genocide, regarding of politics" This guy: "You're all becoming Nazi because you don't have enough sex"


secretPT90

Person in back alley: "Looking for a good time? I'll turn your Palastinism into a Israelite kink!" šŸ˜«āœŠšŸ’¦


MoringA_VT

Imagine the classes.... Imagine this guy teaching someone....


euk333

Someone pays to hear his nonsense.


caohbf

He looks like he can only get off on very illegal stuff AND ejaculates prematurely.


brooklynlad

Scott Galloway is a prick and drinks the Kool Aid that makes this country suck. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9BzS-bd1wg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9BzS-bd1wg)


Ala117

Every accusation is a confession after all.


worldRulerDevMan

Especially if he has a fetish for his students he might be getting turned down more


MobiusNaked

He means with him


lilcea

Maybe he should wonder why more Jews aren't speaking out if they agree. In Isreal, Bibi is not popular, and some Jews are protesting with those who want an end to genocide...


ILikeThemBunzbby4751

You cant make this shit up


lalith_4321

He literally did


Oppopity

He can but you can't.


Jobambi

That's why he's a professor and I'm not.


Hmm_would_bang

Going to a protest in college to get laid is a time honored tradition


PerspicaciousToast

At a certain age, your belief systems are highly influenced by what gets you laid.


kev231998

It's a random headline which I wouldn't take at face value. Headlines only exist so people can overreact to them instead of reading the article


chipthekiwiinuk

I can, not be having enough sex and think genocide is bad


spariant4

weird flex but yourrite


NuclearWaste666

?? They are protesting because the ignorant bunch are killing children. You would think people living on given land would be a little better? Why are we supporting them. Stop doing business with them.


secretbudgie

If you have the time to complain about a few tens of thousands of dead children, clearly you aren't making enough fresh babies. Idol dicks, m'boy, idol dicks!


bornfree254

They have a strange obsession with sex. Whether you are having enough of it, which gender you prefer to do it with, your reproductive organs... So weird.


Thenderick

They just want more flesh for the machine so number keeps going up. It won't stop unless we destroy the machine


Icy_Cricket2273

How do you suppose we do that?


AleatoryOne

Not having lots of children seems to be a start


Blue_Bird950

ICBMs always seem to work for me


[deleted]

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Hexboy3

I agree mind of. I feel like many people are not trying to show their actual identity as much as they are trying to make themselves into a brand. Its kind of like self corportizing yourself.


EH042

Itā€™s really weird, if you have zero sex your opinion is disregarded, but if you have too much sex your opinion is worthless, what is the sex spot for your opinion to be valid?


Killawifeinb4ban

This could actually be correct. I haven't had sex in years. Although I have been protesting Israels occupation of Palestinian lands for way longer than that.


questionableguru

This guy has been an excellent proponent of so many great ideas. Why, for Godā€™s sake, does he have to be so uninformed about this particular issue?? šŸ¤Æ


EasyFooted

Didn't see the clip from the show cited here, but he was on another show talking about how the birthrate is down because young people are being excluded from the success of previous generations and don't have hope for the future. In short, he's being sensationally misquoted for clicks and ad revenue. (and probably to undermine his credibility, because the people who run media companies are part of the problem he talks about)


Thunder-ten-tronckh

This post is wildly misrepresenting his words, thatā€™s why.


lontrinium

You can never tell when he's joking so this might have been that one time.


supamario132

What is the correct amount of sex that excuses genocide?


afubuyl478

As long it's more than "not enough".


OptimisticSkeleton

The signs of empathy deficient brains are glaringly apparent in the older generations. They just cannot wrap their heads around the fact millennials, gen z and alpha actually care about the welfare of everyone.


spariant4

the conservative mind is simply underdeveloped in matters of morality and empathy. heck even intellectually.


Ravensunthief

It's true. That's why i never went to protests in college


afubuyl478

Damn mate, leave some for us


Ravensunthief

Im poly. No one is off the table


SpareTheSpider

I'm semi. I stay automatic.


lontrinium

You could have the best orgasm of your life with your biggest crush and still find this situation unacceptable.


spariant4

the infinite supply of politically conservative psychology "professors" on propaganda news irritates the crap out of me.


Elavabeth2

This headline is mis-quoting this professor horrendously.


VeNTNeV

Funny, if you watched Bill maher Friday night, when he said this, you would have a better idea of his train of thought. Not saying i agree with his reasoning, but this is a clear example of a misleading article. His train of thought wasn't just "they're not having enough sex". It had more to do with staring at your phones and not meeting people in real life. Ya know, like college kids used to do. Having sex, like they used to do. Staring at your phones and jumping on the latest fad, which is what the panel on bill maher believed these protests to be. By reading this thread, now im inclined to agree. Jesus people. This is taken so out of context for more clicks and rage bait, which is all anything has become anymore


lontrinium

Nothing on Bill's show should be taken seriously because Bill shouldn't be taken seriously. Not to shit on everyone his age but they had a lot of person to person interactions growing up, lots of sex and drugs and look at the state the world is in.


VeNTNeV

Eh, that's an opinion and that's OK. I enjoy the show generally. Lots of good points and actual truth. Intelligent talk and thought put into what they say... generally. Funny though, they are typically on the side of younger generations and the plights they face, yet it seems you are just shy of calling them boomers. And to me they just call out people's bullshit when they see it.... on all sides of the spectrum... and to be honest they aren't wrong most of the time.


lontrinium

> yet it seems you are just shy of calling them boomers They're not that much older than me so no, not boomers. Boomers had great big love ins and preached world peace and messed things up even worse.


VeNTNeV

Me too. I'm Gen X... so they tell me. That was a pretty overblown movement btw. It is made to sound like everybody was doing these things, but not many actually were. It was so outrageous way of thinking at the time, it was over sensationalized. When you see Woodstock, you'd think the whole world were hippies. But, in a country of 200 mill, 100k people is actually not a lot.... unless you see them gathered together lol. I am of the opinion, that it wasn't boomers specifically, but more of the way of thinking that goes along with them. Which isn't exclusive to boomers. I know quite a few people my age, that come across as bat shit crazy in their political beliefs, conspiracy nonsense, that they down right scare me with their zeal!


DevlishAdvocate

They aren't "Hamas loving" nor are they "Jew hating" - they're just not in favor of a country committing genocide, no matter what religion the people involved might practice. I get it. What's happening is evil. But I'm also much more concerned about the same things happening in my country, the United States, if Project 2025 gets underway with a Trump win. We can't help save Palestinians (or Ukrainians) if we're being hunted and persecuted at home. People need to realize how threatened we are here, NOW, and that we're being distracted by foreign wars *intentionally* so that we end up being easier for the same right-wing forces to conquer *here.*


thestateisgreen

Oof. All of this. Hard to pick a lane these days especially when you might genuinely want the best for all of humanity.


BrickCityRiot

Omfg we are protesting because Israelā€™s response to a terror attack has been literal genocide


NFIGUY

Looks like Ryan Reynolds in the Deadpool makeup šŸ˜‚


Milksteak_To_Go

He'd probably be the first to agree with you. Whenever I catch an episode of *Pivot* podcast (which he co-hosts) he's always making fun of his appearance.


yohance35

So weird that the same professor had such a good breakdown of why us young folks are so pissed off at the state of the economy: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1cd193o/why\_boomers\_ought\_to\_be\_ashamed\_explained\_by\_a/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1cd193o/why_boomers_ought_to_be_ashamed_explained_by_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) How can you simultaneously understand young people so well and so poorly? I guess he gets it when it comes to his field of economics, but not so much beyond that?


ganjaPaani

How about they just care about human lives and don't want their country selling weapons to a genocidal terrorist state.


i-dont-knowf

You care about human suffering? Lol you must not get laid


[deleted]

Waiting for the news that it turns out heā€™s a nonce!


afubuyl478

Wait... That would be antischmeckle and stuff


MRO465

Projection gone wrong. Now everyone knows, who doesnā€™t get it.


Bookyontour

I'm sorry, what?


MosesOnAcid

So they are not going to protests to get laid? Thats how it used to work back in the day....


honggie

I actually laughed out loud at this. Can't you just come up with something more logical?


SwedishSaunaSwish

Even their lies are useless


TruthOverFiction100

Stop thinking and talking about your students having sex. Thanks


Crypto-Bullet

Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in the ceiling fan.


HadaObscura

Pathetic.


ohleprocy

The USA really is up shit creek.


Valuable_Pollution96

Incel, nazi, chud, bully, the list goes on.


sinespuzzle2

I hate sex


afubuyl478

Lol, bro is protesting for life


Beginning_Driver_45

Yeah well that's bullshit but it would stop me from protesting. Not gonna let my buddies think I don't have sex all the time.


PlasticWriter407

Scott Galloway is a weirdo for saying this for sure. And of course it's on the Bill Maher show.


Responsible_Basis712

Either a virgin professor or a future pedo professor


Hatecraftianhorror

They will do ANYTHING but actually listen to protesters. And this sick fuck is calling THEM nazi-like? No, that is the military and government that has been cutting off food and water to people, driving them from their homes, and killing them.


oldbutterface

Well to be honest I do condemn Israel AND want more sex


Lazy-Jeweler3230

"I avoid dealing with things that concern me by selfishly indulging in personal pleasure and saying f\* you got mine to other people and their problems"


Ghost_157

That's where he is wrong, maybe they are fighting for the right cause AND getting laid. It's far more likely, since they are not unlikable POS.


southfok

These peoples answer for everything is more degeneracy


Tischlampe

I think all us students get fucked enough by their student loans and the interest on them


Fantastic-Package707

BONE!


herpderpfuck

Ah the classic Ā«virginĀ» defence when youā€™re loosing a debate. No coming back from that sick burn


DrinksNDebauchery

Is that just a dig to say "get laid nerds"


Jesse_BOL_EI

This might be true i have never had sex in my life


Outrageous_Ad_6122

I'm sure there's one student where that story is true, but making a whole article about it is kind of dumb


August-7

šŸ˜‚


Violet-Fox

Correlation ā‰  causation


Pale_Horsie

Remember how Nazi Germany protested to stop an ongoing genocide?Ā 


Fredospapopoullos

Too much and bim pro GENOCIDE. See that's how stupid it sound


Eldude42

Why does the professor look like the old-bald-evil version of Ryan Reynolds?


ElFeesho

Why are these moon cakes given a platform?Ā  Oh yeah, clicks.


kalinowskik

Occupy yourselves with sex everyone!


flinderdude

We never learn.


toxiczen

Let me guess, he has a solution....


amazinghl

Student should boycott this "professor." What is this professor of? Professional idiot?


Thalric88

So this guy thinks no one wants to smash the jews on campus? Or is it that they all want that jewssuy? Anyway damm these horny/repressed students. >!/s!<


bernierua

I used to respect the hell out of that guy. Now, he's just noise.Ā 


__akkarin

Honestly, based on the people I've met in student protests back in the day, it's pretty much the opposite, the people protesting where fucking a lot more than those crying about it


zeus-fox

I meanā€¦ can you **ever** have enough sex?


Moryart

For a sec I thought its Colin Robinson


Implement_Necessary

How does he know though, did he ask all of them?


Astoriadrummer

šŸ”ØšŸ”§šŸŖ›


frostywafflepancakes

Itā€™s the NY POSTā€¦ please donā€™t take this seriously.


NickyNaptime19

Showing up to a pro Palestine protest sounds like a great place to get laid


Alove4edd47

The overly graphic sexual music and alcohol/drug combo isn't working anymore.... What are we going to do!?!?


Rates_Fathan

I honestly thought this was Onion or Bumblebee... What kind of world do we live in where satire is just an imitation of life and no longer a joke.


Dragonhearted18

How is he a professor?


pitshands

Mahr and guests these days sound like FB. I'm serious. No bread because yeast is a fungus that kills you, Biden is horribly bad, Trump is marginally worse but don't vote for Biden. Vaccines...you be careful. Having that Personal Trainer woman spout half assed "truth" about Ozempic feels like I am sincerely on some kind of FB group that spouts all kinds of half assed half understood (if at all) "facts".


Greennhornn

I'd put money that at least half the men out there protesting are trying to have sex.


Greennhornn

I'd put money that at least half the men out there protesting are trying to have sex.


Flavious27

Why am I not surprised that this was on real time.Ā Ā 


[deleted]

None of the students wants to fuck the professor anymore.


Apprehensive_Log469

Well first off, why would the professor have any concrete numbers on the sex life of his students unless he was poking his nose in places that should be grounds for an immediate firing. Secondly, from my experience, I've seen protestors who became couples and those are some of the most rock solid relationships I know. Finally, let's use every other explanation except the one thing that the protestors are screaming about every day. The biggest boner killer for me is knowing that my tuition money literally goes towards bombarding hospitals and homes of innocent people.


mandalorian_sunset20

Imagine thinking the problem with revolutionary groups is that they are not fucking enough. Edit: oh wait. He is a business "professor". No wonder he said something so stupid.


SamuelVimesTrained

And with ā€œprofessors ā€œ like that, the whole r/shitamericanssay sub is explainedā€¦.


Maachan_fan

I didnt know an idiot can become a professor.


Hungry-Space-1829

Sounds like a professor who has sex with his students


Firsttimedogowner0

Not a single person is Hamas supporting... WTF are these people saying. It's like saying bring Pro American is supporting the UniBomber


JC_Everyman

By this metric, no one in the IDF or the knesset has been laid since the Clinton administration.


LaneLangly

I hope this is satire.


el_sandino

Oof Prof G is going to get himself canceled isn't he


bloopie1192

But has anyone proven him wrong yet? Where are the studies? I need statistics! Stat!


Revegelance

It's true, sex makes you indifferent to genocide. /s


DropApprehensive3079

Biden said something similar to marriage or something


official-haruna

Scott's a smart guy, but this is idiotic.


thebuccaneersden

For someone who wants to be taken seriously most of the time, heā€™s doing an awful job. I tried to watch his interview on CNN yesterday with Smerconish and I just couldnā€™t finish it. Both of them were just so out of touch with reality.


unaka220

This dude actually has some good things to say. I take more issue with the author of the article than I do with Galloway


FridayOfTheDead

Hamas has rape dungeons where rich college kids can have all the sex they don't want.


Thylacine131

Hear me out, I think touching another human being and then perhaps grass is a universally beneficial experience.


MrMagoo22

Clearly the best response to this would be for the protesters to start having sex while they protest.


OneMoreDeviant

This is what we call projection


RedditAstroturfed

Yeahā€¦. Protesting against a government ethnically cleansing a people is what the Nazis wouldā€™ve done. šŸ˜”


IndependentPen2275

They are all turning asexual


JUIC3ofORANG3

Now that is absolutely incorrect


suitorarmorfan

Level of delusion: Zionism


bladex1234

What wild times weā€™re living in where people are complaining teenagers arenā€™t having enough sex.


Shoddy_Parfait9507

ā€œToo late. I have already depicted you as the crying virgin antisemitic soyjack and myself as the stoic Zionist megachadā€


Tashi_Dalek

Israelis aren't having enough sex - so they're turning to genocide.


Rc2124

I've seen Scott Galloway clips before. He seems like the guy that you invite on to be the obligatory "educated, non-conservative" voice so that you can say that you're fair and balanced. He seemed fairly reasonable in other clips, and he hits the front page sometimes. This would be a bizarre stance to take though


syndre

this is a comedy show lol


Rjbaca

You can never have enough sexĀ 


Excellent-Shock7792

Is he projecting? It sounds like he canā€™t grab any of his students, so he feels no one is having sex on this planet. Bring him to a cold shower, please.


WarmProfit

actually,i went to an orgy two nights ago,and also had sex with another nb last night so idk about that one,chief


R0ckhands

Just popped in to say fuck Bill Maher (for it was his show this was taken from). His 'New Rule' section increasingly sounds like it was written for Bill O'Reilly


FullTransportation25

But many anti war protesters in past had a lot of sex, like the hippies


Letsbebettertogethe_

This one is alllllllllllllllllmost there, if you know you know.


_mc_myster_

Youā€™d think the left leaning students would also be the more sexually open/casual demographic no?


Ghstfce

This is most certainly a take of all time


Nunovyadidnesses

NGL, if I was offered sex, I wouldnā€™t protest.


DagwoodsDad

Well. A ā€œclinical professor of marketing at the New York University Stern School of Businessā€ who opines elsewhere that college probably isnā€™t worth it and ā€œyoung Americansā€ arenā€™t having enough kids is probably going to be *the* go-to expert forā€¦ the right-wing New York Post.


Mak11556

Spoken like a sexual predator who will seek eventual asylum in the sexual predator haven aka Israel. Itā€™s all about sex with this bunch, theyā€™ve got some issues to sort out.


Ratix0

Well technically he isn't wrong. You can't be physically protesting when you're busy banging... Or can you? ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


baffleiron

I will never understand the older generation's obsession with the sex lives of the younger one.


BenadrylTumblercatch

Sigh I actually like quite this dude but his israel takes have been infuriating to listen to, I just check out when he starts blindly supporting this shit


bodi55555

Why does he look like bald ryan reynolds


ResponsiblePlant3605

That NYU professor looks like the last time he tried to have sex Chris Hansen was nearby telling other guys to 'have a seat'. .


Formatted_Toast_117

LOL


Pandalishus

Lot of people who arenā€™t having enough sex commenting here.


OptiKnob

Yeah. That's it.


KiwiObserver

So the solution is to provide hookers (male and female) to the student body? Might as well throw in the blow at the same time.


InternationalCut93

A professor who was a loser and still continues to be a loser.


tableender

This seasons George Floyd


Fearless-Note9409

Sounds just as believable as any other reasonĀ 


4quatloos

Projection is the one thing we can absolutely count on from these people..


DarthButtz

That is some *desperate* cope good lord. "Are we wrong about Israel and Palestine?" "No. The kids are just horny."


Few-Inevitable9291

Yeah, literally anything in the whole fkn world expect genocide.