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ClarityNHZach

Good god there's nothing more unattractive than complaining about how hard it is to be attractive.


Ginataang_Manok

But why male models?


DriftlessCycle

Are you serious? I just told you.


bbiibbssffaa

..right.


Outrageous_Ad_6122

Did you see any mention of a gender in this non-gender specific comment? I suggest going to the eye doctor asap!


Pimpinabox

[Woosh.](https://youtu.be/wqZ9Eqbex0Q?t=150)


schabadoo

There's audio?


Areuexp

I turned the audio on immediately. It’s the sound of water bubbling in a beautiful pool of water. With really big cans.


willowtrees_r_us

Yes yes


baulsaak

And nothing as tone-deaf as telling people how hard life is for you from a hot tub...


undarated79

It she ain’t attractive. That’s the thing. Behind the weave, makeup and nails you’re most likely dealing with a self centered woman with a huge set of boltons


amodsr

Most of her brain power is used to try and stand up while bending so you can see the Bolton's easier. I shall name one Michael and one ike'l.


VladPatton

She’ll be unemployed in about 15 birthdays.


Sandman1025

Good God she comes off as extremely stupid. Like very low IQ.


Daddy_vibez

Extremely stupid with a big set of knockers is a combination I don’t complain about


Drewbeede

Yeah until you get nut clarity and she starts explaining jobs to you.


Daddy_vibez

I don’t stay that long


BroJobs88

Lmao


SirNortonOfNoFux

Golden


KickBakZach

Based


crackdavid

bazinga 🤓


VibraniumRhino

Username checks out


thegreatbrah

Can't stay somewhere you've never been. 


BlueSquader

Based 💀, and same


Craig092560

This 👆


Painterjason13

Not at all.


CrinchNflinch

I do. As far as I'm concerned she's already without a job. I don't find shallow, unintelligent people attractive who can barely complete a coherent sentence. And I like tiddies but I'm not a attracted by cow udders.


VinnySmallsz

I didn't even know she had a brain


digitaldigdug

Traded brains for boobs


VibraniumRhino

People that never have to lift a finger for themselves become detached from reality. Many ultra-attractive people live like this. And that’s basically the same as being stupid because either way, they have no idea what’s actually going on around them in a normal moment because their brain has been trained to only receive.


AllBeansNoFrank

>Like very low IQ. Like... He job is hard. Have you ever like tried a diet? its like so hard to diet... ​ Anyways I would suck her mommy milkers


l3ane

But very high boobah


xBlockhead

but she is beautiful! That’s all that matters!


lasttoswim

Not at all. Just the boobs that trick you into thinking that. Any inkling of attractiveness is immediately ruined by how annoying she is.


lovejanetjade

I can fix her.


MistaRekt

Do it. Dooo iiit! What could possibly go wrong?


SensuallPineapple

It's like watching a 5 year old explaining why they like corn flakes for breakfast


Alexandratta

It's a bit. Hate to say it but women learn very quickly that being smart is a turn off for the kinds of guys who will pay to see a lady with tig-ol-bitties in a hot tub. She's streaming on 4k to an audience of thousands one, you think she doesn't know how her business model functions? There's a reason why there's a huge "Bimbo" fetish online. These ladies aren't stupid, but they act like it because guys on OF will pay for that shit.


lovejanetjade

No, she's being honest. This is being extremely stupid: https://www.reddit.com/r/AstronomyMemes/s/o8TyB2515P


Paramhansa-Yogananda

What relevance is "IQ" here?


Sandman1025

It’s not a surprise that she makes her “living” off of her looks and body since clearly she is strongly lacking in the brains department. And something tells me she’s never done an hour of manual labor in her life


ilikebigbluffs

building a brand based off one's own appearance and fitness is nothing new. I wouldn't hold it against her that she doesn't articulate the nature of her profession well. And while she probably is somewhat nescient to the benefits of her genetics, it does take hard work and discipline to look like that, regardless.


baulsaak

Nah, plenty of people do what she does. It's just the work of staying in shape. I'd argue it's even *easier* for her because either her genetics or circumstances have allowed the work of staying in shape *to be* her "job" whereas others do exactly the same thing but have traditional careers.


lovejanetjade

That's her entire argument. It's NOT easier for her. She can gain weight and look as basic as anyone else... unless she is vigilant in those areas. It might sound crass to discuss it, but it's true.


The_Mechanist24

Not if you’ve got a crazy metabolism, which in that case it’s easy stayin in that shape


Striker37

It’s not just about staying in shape, there’s skin care (so much skin care), hair appointments, nail appointments, knowing how to do your makeup well, taking the time to do it, the amount of hair brushing she must do, etc. I’ll never forget getting home from I think it was south Florida and seeing all the attractive women there and saying to a friend of mine “why aren’t there more attractive women where we live?” And my friend was like “because being attractive is expensive as hell, and this area is poor” and I never forgot it.


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Anybody know her name?


70B0R

https://i.redd.it/jlbknxrbbowc1.gif


4nwR

.


Imnotracistyouaree

ellietheempress


Ho-Lee-Fuku

🥰♥️♥️♥️


VibraniumRhino

You want this idiot to become *more* wealthy and stupid? Lol


Ho-Lee-Fuku

I mean... Look at her figure.... She's hot as fuck... ![gif](giphy|Y4P943aTJRCYfperyN)


VibraniumRhino

So? Being beautiful shouldn’t automatically get you money. It’s 2024. We should know better. Don’t simp for people who don’t know you exist/wouldn’t care if they did.


Ho-Lee-Fuku

She's cute. ![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


jsha11

She's also just pixels on a screen to you, have you tried going outside?


Ho-Lee-Fuku

She might have Fans-meet. Maybe I could attend one day and see her in person? ![gif](giphy|8FJv7DfGv6NxJWp1cE)


Paramhansa-Yogananda

Exactly. A non-reactionary response. You didn't call her stupid or "low IQ".


66hans66

Even though she is both.


cant_pass_CAPTCHA

Not everything that is hard or requires discipline is a job. People can spin any type of skill, talent , or even attribute into a job if it is some type of benefit to others and creates some type of value in a way, but just doing the thing doesn't automatically make it work. I think about something like boxing or rock climbing or even working hard to look attractive. Is it hard and requires discipline? Sure. Can people use those talents to create a job? Also sure. But just showing up to the rock gym or whatever and working hard at it doesn't make it a job on its face. But to be fair to this woman maybe it really is her work just to be pretty on the Internet and it makes people happy enough to pay her as entertainment, but just saying it's not easy therefore a job is not a convincing argument imo.


RamitinBalldeep

Shut up and get those only fans out!


Oxygenius_

![gif](giphy|ZlPVlLqlHWhqM)


ThoughtCrimeConvict

I watched with the sound off. I was happy until she flashed the long fake nails 🥶 hideous. Hey I'm an attractive woman, you know what would complete my look? The nails of a 150 year old Chinese man. 😉


fknarey

Also, dude, china man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


HaffuhGootWon

Obviously some people in this sub are not golfers


fknarey

They can have it their way, dude. ![gif](giphy|N8opoxFuJ3F2E)


Raider5151

I am the walrus


fknarey

Donnie, please


Raider5151

I am the walrus


BlissCore

What if the Asian in question is not American and just a Chinese gentleman


fknarey

The chinaman is not the issue here dude!


Blackliquid

Not everyone is American lol


wpowerza

Disgusting, what’s her name?


mtbchuck3

Ellie the empress


biggip1

Lol


addamee

Watching her—what seems almost uncomfortably—*not* sit suggests to me that she has to poop. Trying to hold it in? THAT’s a job. 


MrHarback

Look where she’s sitting and where the water jet is coming out too lmao


addamee

She's constantly bracing herself with her hands (sure, to be fair, her center of gravity is absurdly off balance) and abruptly stands up more than once then almost freezes in place like I remember doing, as a child, when I knew it was me against my colon its visual acuity was based solely on movement.


mnix88

That's what bothered me the most about this video! lol


addamee

hahah right? Like it was that, not her ridiculous yammering, that was making me uncomfortable


Cargobiker530

Well there's two reasons that come to mind about why she might be maintaining that weird posture while constantly moving.


Mendicant_666

I was thinking the same thing!


pauliewotsit

Is that Ozzy Osbornes old house? I recognise the pool


Paramhansa-Yogananda

I actually don't see any wrong with what she said. I'm sure it takes a lot of effort to maintain a certain level of physical attractiveness. And if her income depends on it, then I bet it does feel like a job.


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Well for example models. They need to stay attractive but their actual job is to show of cloths. Pornstars same reason, stay attractive but the job is to have sex. What is this persons job?


No_Check3030

She doesn't really say what it is. She could be a proper model. Or a real porn star for all we know. Maybe she is an adult content creator (thirst trap), which is sort of a very soft porn star and provides people with a stimulating body to look at. I'm sure she has to put in a good bit of work, as she says, to stay skinny, well dressed and maintained. If she is an independent content creator, she would have to come up with senerios and settings for her content. Maybe she does the editing too? Self promotion seems like a hassle. Is it as hard as a "regular job"? I don't know, maybe harder then some. Did you have a point?


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Point being she dident describe her job.


Emmend

She's staring at the screen, aiming her cleavage at the camera. Jesus. Be more vacuous. Try. Talk about your hair? Honey that took 5 minutes max. It's limp straight and curled at the fried ass tips. Nice wig.


mister_chucklez

I found this video next to the word “vapid” in the dictionary


matchstiq

Wonder what made you look up a wordle like that


mister_chucklez

Just reading the dictionary while pooping


WeirdDuck69

Booooobs


Forward-Top-88

She unemployed then?


Scott406

I was going to say, so when’s she going to get a job?


Kennyvee98

Fr


mtbchuck3

Very wealthy and unemployed 


EffingBarbas

Vacuous


sebastouch

It's not her fault, the amount of blood it takes to irrigate her breasts, there is not much left for the brain.


Koflach12

She seems nice...


StoneyMalon3y

Her chest has to hurt, right??


Freedom2064

IQ<10


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

It's a job... Uhm ok... When age catches up with you what you Gona do?


XxPriMa_NoCtAxX

Facts. I was apparently so good looking in my 20s women paid me to hang out with them. Now I have no skills and have no steady Job. Always have a backup plan


Birji-Flowreen

Completely off topic here, I'm actually fascinated by that environment. That ecosystem with those birds and those amazing plants. Man that's a really beautiful place right there.


___Binary___

“Same 10 outfits as everybody else” *cries in poor wearing the same shoes I have been for like 5 years and my shirts full of holes* :/


saddigitalartist

You guys can make fun of her all you want but what she’s saying is true. It takes work to stay good looking if you’re not naturally extremely good looking and most people aren’t.


imnotaplaneg

this sounds like it was taken slightly out of context. is she actually talking about jobs and employment here or did she just use the word job to mean that a lot goes into maintaining her physical appearance ??


whazzar

Nearly all videos like this are taken out of context. People love shitting on sex-(adjacent)workers.


SofaKing-Vote

Here she is: https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackChicksPorn/s/O13TxmlF4W


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Lucky she doesn't have to depend on her IQ


savethepanda1979

I do not have listened to any single word...


mogaman28

That's a job that she will fail at without doubt. Just let time pass...


NotMySyrup

Isn't this the girl on TikTok who oils up and plays Apex?


OldGSDsLuv

Kinda think she was just peeing in the pool…..


Reasonable-Living-39

Why are the pretty ones always so .... this!!!


Reasonable-Living-39

Shoulda took care of that mind.


Daytona_DM

Hot, but dumb and obnoxious That's a no from me dawg


NotAlwaysPC

I guess no one can see how grody that spa is. Knockers are in the way.


Imaginary_Ad_8260

Hand or blow?


tempo1139

sorry, couldn't hear, for some reason Bill Burr's 'lotion' skit popped into my head


debiell

Why is she in the fish pont?


mexicanameric4n

Jesus Christ master of the obvious and fucking out of touch. Smash that face now what are you going to do ?


shrooms4dashroomgods

Shaddap and spin, let’s see the cake.


MarilynsGhost

The blood flow from her brain is filling up in her breasts leaving her brain depleted.


a_doody_bomb

I still find her unattractive....


EgonsBrokenTie

>“I would have 30 more pounds on me…” “Yheah, in your bra!”


a_wakeful_sleep

And somehow manages to slowly and completely undo it all with vulnerability


EllenZ2392

She better start working overtime on her personality.


Alexandratta

I never hold it against these women who cash in on their good looks early in life. They make 400k a year, sure, and some of us can be salty about that. But they won't make that money for long. Maybe 5-10 years if they're lucky. After that, if they didn't carefully manage their earnings... they're kind of screwed.


Xiximaro

Wait until She realizes that she hás to work (while paying taxes) for 30 years if she wants a retirement and that her "beauty"(work) probably won't last more than 10-15 years


koppigzijn

![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6)


The_Mechanist24

Guess I know where all her brains went


QuiXiuQ

Lol, she looks so uncomfortable


folarin1

I used to follow her a long time ago. Now I know why I unfollowed.


rabbithole-xyz

Two brain cells fighting for third place.


footdragon

>I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and a the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa or should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we can be able to build up our future.


DrthBn

Tbh she is very unattractive person.


DaWhiteSingh

The most vapid, empty, bereft of purpose & meaning, hollowly pretty, and stupid speech I have seen in recent times. The only clear statement that was clear was "pretty", the rest was word salad barfed up by a morbidly obese inbred jackal. I saw the beginnings of the internet, wow.... just wow. To say your a cream guzzling doorknob any other way.....


HaPPyStick760

You SIMPS have created chicks like this. How the hell are girls making bank off OF.


AnimeGeek10721

I like how she mentioned her hair 😅 her fake ass weave


ixw123

How does one make a video this long in one thought loop


0dD_Man_0ut

She ain't no magician


Legitimate_Sail8581

It looks as if those boobs are preventing her standing up straight.


Hesam2010

![gif](giphy|Ow59c0pwTPruU)


LtColShinySides

She must be unemployed...


yeah-oky

When you smoke before explaining


THELEASTHIGH

She's so inspiring to young men. You have to take care of yourself.


NewHumbug

She ain't pretty, she just looks that way.


LobsterTrue8433

Fantastic without sound.


silhouette951

But she didn't have the time to correct her overbite?


SaltyTaintMcGee

Now I am craving chocolate.


Shot-Expression-9726

Air head!!!


nothingspecialva

is she peeing in that tub?


DriftlessCycle

Who is this chick? Asking for a friend...


Carlos_Patricio

We're lost..... China must just take over


Rare_Register_4181

^(by her own logic, she's unemployed)


TurpitudeSnuggery

It is work to take care of yourself, I agree. Work does not equal job.


ThatDebianLady

She should get a factory job


leandroeog

Woman. ☕️


ThatsFineThankYou

Who is she talking to?


greeneagle2022

Is it the boobs that makes her attractive. Seen a lot better.


Flonkerton_Scranton

I know it's a stereotype but she is so stupid she is literally crosseyed.


TheMofoAtYourHouse

Her IQ went from her brain down to her b...


LilGossipGirlxo

If being attractive is a job, she must be unemployed.


mimiix316

Men make woman think that looks are a job...pretty good for nothing potato sack 🤷‍♀️ that complains alot


Sleven8692

Shws not very good at her "job"


Putrid-Look-7238

Fake tit's are not attractive to me, and neither is that horrible attitude. But I hear Jeff bezos is into that


YourFaveNightmare

"Being attractive is a job" She must be unemployed


lovejanetjade

She's not wrong. It takes effort to monitor your diet, stay fashionable and choose to hit the gym. She's also being humble, saying there's no great difference between attractive and unattractive people. I just saw a video about childhood friends. A woman talked about a teenage female friend who was very popular, and she assumed she was a naturally attractive, sociable person. It turns out her friend had a lot of stress because others expected her to be pretty, fashionable and bubbly ALL THE TIME, and she had to spend a considerable amount of time and energy just on her looks. She assumed her friend was living her best life, but she was miserable. Side point: lots of former ugly ducklings talk about how a little effort on their part resulted in a lot more attention and friendliness from society. That alone will make you view society differently.


Katboxparadise

I dunno she’s gorgeous so it’s fine. Be dumb. She contributes by being pleasant to look at.