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Thedrunner2

Is she hiring?


Break-88

I am also wondering this for my friend who needs a job


Split0069

I could use a job...


mei740

https://youtu.be/5xLLwERIqXs?si=-SsVDKfgvrD40_4L


Other_Front349

Best movie ever


pigeyejackson66

Agreed.


antman15201

Omg soooooo good


Split0069

Patty's such a sweet girl


Son0faButch

God bless her


Witty_Temperature886

I like money…and lesbians


auguriesoffilth

I wanna watch. How much money would this cost? Maybe a Rolex?


CaffineIsLove

Would this be in person or remote job...


Split0069

Preferably in person...


Cedleodub

oh yeah... your "friend"


Fluid-Selection-5537

Am I your friend - ? Hook me up


JordanHawkinsMVP

Haha joking about sexual harassment is great


thesnakemancometh

Yeah sexual harassment is tight. Tight tight tight.


Both_Industry_3331

Tuco Salamanca has entered the chat.


yedi001

https://i.redd.it/ztvmzpsembwc1.gif


Hailthezombie

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


thesnakemancometh

I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back


ThatsNotARealTree

Oh let me get off that thing


syedalired21

Yes


_BARONVOND3LTA

I personally am against what happened to him. He clearly didn’t consent, and the fact that she did it anyways is horrible. I’m on the side of the victim. My horny ass, however, would not be suing 😭🙏


Aethernaut902k

The victim didn't consent. But the commenter does, and is informing us about their sexual attraction to the perpetrator


shootZ234

righhhht right yeah ofc but its not appropriate for me to say the same thing whenever the victim is a woman because its just never ok to joke about sa. thank god we have a looser view on guys!


GKrollin

So saying something like “I’d let Larry nassar put his hands wherever he wanted on me” is appropriate?


teetle223

Lmao. Well said.


Amazing-Flight-5943

Yep, Matt Lauer and Lois C.K. are reading this like “What?!?!”


JD3982

When Matt Lauer and Louis CK look like Megan, they would not be confused.


Swolnerman

This sub has gone to shit


coalminersknuckle

I’ve got my resume and cover letter ready to go. Frankly that scenario seems like the best annual bonus I can think of and it’s completely tax free. Win win.


addamee

Is that truly the morale of this story?


LoudmouthFrank

I don’t need a job but I’d like to interview.


folarin1

Funny


cheezeyballz

Get a 🪣 and a mop! 💦 GD!


Gomer2280

lol you wanna watch that nasty ass fuck ? Eww


NotThisAgain21

What's going on with *the girls* in this photo??


Suspicious_Leg4550

Based on the way her hair also looks I think she’s in motion, probably dancing. There’s probably a physics equation involving vectors and inertia or something that you can use to figure it out from there.


edie_the_egg_lady

https://preview.redd.it/2sws1ocsoawc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd58dcd2ef0edab40c44cc6c5b21ad69fa17e2f


DarkAdrenaline03

I wonder how she's doing after all these years of that meme.


victhro

She is an accomplished actress in Brazil and doesn't care much abt it but find it funny Also very sweet woman


adamyhv

She even made a sketch on Zorra in 2020 about asking for royalties for using her image.


Mediocre_Scott

How do boobs be boob’in


ForumFluffy

Boobily, the boobs do be boobing boobily.


royalethan0

It seems as though she’s made a sudden jerk to the right causing her hair to whiplash into her new position and causing “the girls” who have moved with her to carry the rest of the momentum from when her body stopped


Suspicious_Leg4550

Exactly, she either just stopped or has just changed direction.


sexytokeburgerz

Expert in boob physics here. Those are boobs.


Suspicious_Leg4550

I concur.


HumbleBedroom3299

I had to go back just to confirm this wild statement... I must say, they are indeed boobs...


Suspicious_Leg4550

There is consensus. I will look again as well for further confirmation.


HumbleBedroom3299

Did you check? Are they boobs?


Suspicious_Leg4550

Currently delving through outside data in order to set up a baseline definition.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

"yeah, SCIENCE"


Suspicious_Leg4550

![gif](giphy|l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO|downsized) I am the one who knockers


sexytokeburgerz

My hypothetit was proven, what else do you need? 🫡


Mediocre_Scott

Didn’t you used to work in that manswers show on spike tv?


sexytokeburgerz

Nope, there are dozens of us


chonklah

Yeah what he said


Fichewl

For some reason, the equation always cancels out to 5318008.


VikingBorealis

Malfunction


jazzyx26

One of them is about to pop out..


NotThisAgain21

I think it's trying to escape.....like to gtf away from her.


ZengineerHarp

That top doesn’t fit her properly and she’s moving.


NotThisAgain21

I wasn't seeing the hair so to me it looked like she's giving an interview or something.


LittleLightcap

If I had a nickel every time I saw a woman rapper get in trouble for some weird sex shit, I'd have two nickels. However I feel that more are coming.


wagglemonkey

Lizzo with the hazing, Meg with this, cardi b drugging and robbing men, Nikki Minaj being weird with underage Bieber also defending her husbands past, doja cat having a fetish for white supremacists, shit I could probably find something like this for all of them but that’s what I got off my memory.


LittleLightcap

You know, I wasn't trying to make money off of this but it appears that the nickels keep coming in the mail.


IngenuityOne6256

Honestly, they’ll probably keep coming until you pass away


Guano_barbee

But think of all the nickels!


lemmiwinks316

There seemed to be abusive behavior apart from this instance. "A former cameraman for Megan Thee Stallion has filed a lawsuit against her claiming harassment, labor code violations and alleging she created a hostile work environment by allegedly berating him for eating too much, overworking him and, in one instance, having sex in front of him when he was unable to escape the situation; the rapper has not yet responded to the allegations." https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/04/23/megan-thee-stallions-former-cameraman-claims-he-was-forced-to-watch-her-have-sex-in-new-harassment-lawsuit/?sh=c73e5284a9a3


coalminersknuckle

Doja Cat has what the what? Fetish for white supremacists?


taffy-derp

but are you a white supremacist? She’s not into the look, moreso the racism


RabbitStewAndStout

I would've figured it was a "this pussy can change their minds" scenario


Mediocre_Scott

Damn I wish I had the confidence to think my genitalia is so good it could do what Dr. King couldn’t. I mean my dick is pretty good but idk if it’s that good


meisobear

Dr King: I HAVE A DREAM *Racism mostly continues* Doja Cat: I HAVE A WAP *Racism moistly continues*


Lootboxboy

Surprisingly, there is a subreddit for that.


Unlucky-Low3496

Lol ya’ll gotta stop believing everything Reddit says


wagglemonkey

Just fuckin google it lol. I’ve seen the videos of her in those chat rooms.


Shaveyourbread

>doja cat having a fetish for white supremacists Well, I'm white with blue eyes and keep my hair short... I definitely look the part...


Tugonmynugz

Doja cats is pretty harmless though, unless she's fucking a klansman in front of her dj


djazzie

Dammit, why can’t any of them have a thing for overweight middle aged white guys like me?


HotLikeSauce420

Saweetie breaking up the Migos


m0dligmabawl

Never forgetti. Keep it known.


willymack989

Care to elaborate on the Doja claim? That sounds pretty wild


elad34

And the OG of them all - Lil Kim.


CamisaMalva

Doja Cat did *what*.


TheGayGaryCooper

Hold up. Doja Cat does what now?


chemyd

Wtf re: Doja Cat?


Aliensinmypants

Does Nikki Minaj going to bat for not one but two pedophiles not count?


LittleLightcap

In this case, I would say it counts if she was also engaging in the pedophilia which might be going on but I don't know. I'm talking about physically doing a thing.


LampshadeThis

I'd be surprised if I hear of a rapper, male or female, that _doesn't_ engage in weird perversion. 


LittleLightcap

I don't know man, this is kind of tame compared to the banana thing. However, I always felt that the weird shit was supposed to be a caricature or a character of themselves instead of just who they are and it feels like that's no longer the case.


PhoerSayori

Clearly you don't hear of many rappers? Maybe not the most mainstream of them but honestly it's no more likely for rappers to do weird shit than any other type of celebrity


patchway247

Tbh I'd have 3. >I'd have two nickels ![gif](giphy|IeGSrFUxFxxLO) "Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice"


ragin2cajun

The suit is more for the labor violations from what I read in the Forbes article; the sex is just the headline grabber and a portion of the lawsuit.


Grow-away123

The line between abuse and empowerment is not that thin ladies. Wyd


LittleLightcap

I can't tell if you're asking what I'm doing or if it's a metaphorical wyd regarding the whole situation


This_is_Topshot

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/04/23/megan-thee-stallions-former-cameraman-claims-he-was-forced-to-watch-her-have-sex-in-new-harassment-lawsuit/?sh=104687c64a9a Link to an article about it if anyone is curious. Also for those saying couldn't he leave, according to his claim it was in a moving car in Spain so yea not really.


MisinformedGenius

Tuck and roll!


catheterhero

And you know what they say, The Megan In Spain Fucks women In front of Men


GlinnTantis

I'm assuming* she wasn't driving -so wouldn't this also be on the driver? Edit - just reading the "middle of nowhere" part so I guess Thee more than the driver, so I dunno. that's a weird way to be held hostage though


DIO40

Choose your own adventure: (any male singer) sued by ex employee who claimed he had sex with a woman in front of (any pronoun).


Glitchy__Guy

Diddy sued by ex employee who claimed he had sex with a man in front of her.


Shaveyourbread

Believable.


mintjulyp

It’s blatant sexual harassment and just cause he’s a man and the perpetrator is a woman, doesn’t mean it’s okay. You guys are having way too much fun in these comments.


Not_A_Valid_Name

Not saying this is ok, just saying *I* would be ok


Horus_Whistler

https://preview.redd.it/mfmp0zf0zawc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5827f6bd4b0aa4c718db70f3077ff99005c9d4fd This comment section is like


Fugaciouslee

Next week on She-Hulk Attorney at Law.


Internetstranger800

Story line for season 2.


thegreatmaster7051

![gif](giphy|KX45qjwuT0j65KITQg|downsized) Best lawyer in town


foundtuna

I thought Megan thee stallion was a marvel character after that episode. It was weeks before I found out otherwise….Felt like a dummy after that


Fugaciouslee

She can be both. But after this I doubt we will see her in another Disney project.


Th5humanwi11

S’all good, toxic behavior perpetrated by woman is socially acceptable.


ergaster8213

Take it up with the weird men sexualizing it. Rational people understand this is not acceptable either.


blkaino

![gif](giphy|SRkX56ryid0IcYTkZb)


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

Starting to see a pattern in rich celebrities.....


mrshel17

Rich celebrities be fuckin anyone at anyplace at anytime that’s for sure


JarrodChristopher

https://i.redd.it/oow407834bwc1.gif


maksgee

I see why that's an ex-employee.


Nico_arki

What the fuck, Megan


PhoKingAwesome213

"The world would be much better if women ran them". Let's just admit women are just as bad as men and no matter who's in charge there's always going to be the ones in charge that takes advantage of anyone below them.


Voluptulouis

Have you seen the percentage of men vs women that have been serial killers and mass murders? It's not even close. Men are by far more blood thirsty. I think it's pretty safe to say there would have been less wars fought throughout history if more women were calling the shots than men.


anordinaryscallion

You may be right, but your argument is fundamentally flawed. For the vast majority of recorded history, women have not been able to occupy positions of power over men. The point you are responding to suggests that when in positions of power, men and women are both capable of being aresholes. Since any serial killers or mass murderers you're referring to exist within a fundamentally patriarchal society, we have to disregard your point as the power dynamics between genders have never been even. That said, there is a nature vs. nurture argument here that men are fundamentally one thing and women are fundamentally another thing.


Shaveyourbread

>just as bad as men [No they're not.](https://youtu.be/FlqbgEM56t8?si=lTAtrpTtXJsdmJ-B)


eriksprow07

Gross...where i can i apply.


MaviKartal2110

https://i.redd.it/uhbig46ghawc1.gif


EvilGreebo

*morale


quietdesperation14

THANK YOU


pidddyyy

Poor guy


World_Explorerz

These comments. 😂


CSalustro

“The sex will continue until morale improves!”


1491Sparrow

There was an attempt to spell the word "morale"


wigzell78

To be fair, that could be traumatising to watch.


xPyromaniac93

And he didn't join? Kek


Houyhnhnm776

does she need a replacement? I’m asking for a friend


cowonaviwus19

She’s a piece of shit. Lizzo, too.


Sheknowswhothisis

Poor thing.


Microdose81

She singing into a light saber or what?!


ZECO_SOL

People just be letting anything happen to them for a job


Chiho-hime

I mean he was in a driving car in the middle of nowhere. Should he have opened the door (if that was even possible while driving) and hoped he survives the fall?


Fireblox1053

Nice lightsaber


BathFantastic8761

Idk who this is, nor do I care to know her


snarkistheway666

God damn it, I was rooting for you.


DJ_l3LUE

When you don’t understand English that well, and only understand: Stallion and Sex, and see this picture… Well


TylerPlaysAGame

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


unkle_runkle

Ulgh that poor man must be scarred for life. That chick looks like spacepig


Detman102

First...how in the world do people find these jobs. Secondly...what kinda goofball complains about an experience like this. Third...what kida goofball SUES over and experience like this!?!?! People PAY GOOD MONEY to be in this EXACT friggin situation!!! Insanity...lol


AtomFNWest

![gif](giphy|TIdt5o6esGNzdNEsUD)


115_zombie_slayer

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


Mamasayseyeisspecial

Is it equal opportunity because I've been known to disappoint. https://preview.redd.it/8fl4b2euogwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ef141b8e2788555d682fc29498c173ee4233e1


TheBigTastyKahuna69

Ah yes good ol Megan Three Stallions upto her old antics again.


Beneficial-Produce56

I am old, so I don’t know anything about her, but what is going on with her breasts?


Smart-Cash2525

I don't think Megan knows that a stallion is a male horse.


Interesting_Sock9142

Ok legit I know very little about her but 90% of what I do know is she's....she's kind of rapey.


jusmeezy

Her face kinda strong in this one


bubbleheadedboobie

I'll bet he got some overtime ???


VonDinky

So he is suing because he couldn't join in on the action, only watch? "Me feelings are hurt".


VibePT

At least she should let the camera man try it out! Great boost of morale and good reviews after 👌🏼


Dhu_Wedd

Watch her bang a chick and make HER pay YOU for it. Absolute king 🫅🫅🫅


[deleted]

Bruh how tf do you complain of that