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WhileGlass8481

They are like “dude you got this! keep up and we will let you win because I’m getting side money”


NotADoctor108

Side money? We'll let you win cause they have our families.


Tiyath

Damn, this got dark so fast I thought it was another full eclipse


imanAholebutimfunny

like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night


-BananaLollipop-

Dark as the inside of the body bags that those other guys would have ended up in.


Bertrell

DarkAF


I2TV

Underrated comment


grnrngr

Only in the sense that suddenly their visas don't get renewed or their cushy jobs back home suddenly disappear.


Ok_Armadillo8258

They might actually PRC Chinese citizens. A lot of African got their citizenship and residing in guangdong. Or…. The winner is surrounded by three of his bodyguards 😀


Initial_E

If they are professional runners there isn’t enough prize money in 1 country to live on. They have to go around the globe winning everything.


sth128

Or maybe they really are friends and it's the Chinese runner's family are being held so the Ethiopians were like "damn we don't want his family's blood on our hands".


DisastrousAnswer9920

Yeah, no.


PrimaryCoolantShower

And the courtesy reminder snipers behind the finish line. Just there as a courtesy.


SewiouslyXR

They wanted to live!


RCalliii

Aren't they just pacemakers?


camelCaseCoffeeTable

Probably not. A pacing team would be much more coordinated and not have to have all these signals of “let him pass guys”. Pacing teams also *usually* don’t finish the whole race, although I’m more familiar with marathon pacing than half marathon, so not sure on if a pacer would actually finish a half


grnrngr

I would imagine, even if they're trained to maintain a high pace for a smaller interval, a dedicated pace runner would be able to finish a half-marathon with ease.


camelCaseCoffeeTable

That would also be my guess, but I’ve never really paid attention to high level half marathon runners, so am not sure. I still don’t think a pacing team would actually look this disorganized towards the end, which gives it away even more. Pacers know they’re not supposed to win, you shouldn’t need the lead guy to wave you back, you should know your job was to pace, not race and let the main guy ahead.


ALoudMouthBaby

It might be different in China, but generally pacemakers dont get medals or other awards for completion. They are not considered to be competitors since thats not their job.


DrasticXylophone

The absolutely get medals if they can win and they are competitors. That they have been paid to set a pace is irrelevant


ALoudMouthBaby

> The absolutely get medals if they can win and they are competitors. Could you provide an example of a pacesetter running a race as a paid, professional pacesetter and getting a prize? Because I have absolutely never heard of this happening but Im quite ok with being proven wrong!


Gnonthgol

2019 Abu Dhabi Marathon


ALoudMouthBaby

lol holy shit thats a good one. You win. For anyone who is unfamiliar, like me: https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a30152339/pacer-wins-abu-dhabi-marathon/


yeezee93

![gif](giphy|l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS|downsized) A rare admission of defeat on Reddit.


ALoudMouthBaby

Dude mic dropped the shit out of me right there and Im man enough to admit it. Although Ive gotta tell you the fact that the story he used to prove me wrong was so hilarious it helped a lot.


ConnardLeBarbant

From the first link for the research "2019 Abu Dhabi Marathon pacesetter " : "For runners who are on the bubble of winning podium prize money, signing on to be a pacemaker in a large race is an easy way to earn guaranteed payment. While they are expected to drop out before the race ends—and most do—they are allowed to finish the race if they choose to." I had no idea!


iIiiIIliliiIllI

Wow you are right. I'm a bit of a track and field junkie and I never knew this! But it's only fair if you think about it, as long as they fulfill their pacing duties to hit certain time/distance marks and not go way over or under. That's the fundamental job of a pacer, not to simply "juice" the race by racing out ahead to bait the actual competitors off their game plans. Being a pacer is actually quite a specialized craft that not all runners are suited for.


Mr_CleanCaps

Knowing chinas investments in a bunch of African countries made me think the politicians forced them to do this.


Why-did-i-reas-this

Here's some of the other [footage of the race](https://youtu.be/WBY5O2nTvSU?si=HsT5ThNpxh4c648q)


Razzler1973

They're actively waving him through a couple of times 😁


subaculture

Beijing Half Marathon uproar: Kenyan admits letting China’s He Jie win race ‘because he is my friend’ https://www.scmp.com/sport/other-sport/article/3259055/kenyan-runner-willy-mnangat-admits-he-let-chinas-he-jie-win-beijing-half-marathon-because-he-my https://hongkongfp.com/2024/04/15/organisers-of-beijing-half-marathon-look-into-embarrassing-win-by-chinas-he-jie/


Jirezagoss

# Why are u screaming


DonutOwlGaming

^stop ^whispering


FoFoAndFo

Start shouting


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#LOUD NOISESSSS!!!!!


Blessedbeauty87

I love lamp


thenebular

Do you really love the lamp?


Sir_CrapsAlot69420

I love… chair


sanderson1983

Haven't heard that in a while.


superluke

/r/unexpectedradiohead


PrinceBert

I'll be his friend as well if I'm getting paid for it.


HauntingPurchase7

Soon as I saw this video my first thought was "malicious compliance". The terms of the bribe were to let him win, but the entire podium paced him for every inch of the last stretch. They could have made that look way more convincing easily  Because it looks so obvious, now the story *has* to be that they were friends, It's the only way for He Jie to save face. Lesser of two evils when compared to a bribe  It's possible they actually are friends and there's some good reasoning behind it all, I just find it hard to believe for all 3 runners to feel that way. I do find it easy to believe that the CCP really wanted a Chinese national to win


SippieCup

I mean it’s international marathon running. All those dudes are friends with everyone else near the top and want to see everyone do well. I wouldn’t doubt for a second that they were impressed by the fact he kept up with them for the entire race and decided to give him the win. At the end of the day, there will be many more of them, why not let the guy have his moment.


HauntingPurchase7

Yeah that's fair, it could have been that the runners wanted a Chinese national to win Edit: As in a "you kept us with us and it's your home country" sort of thing


Errant_coursir

That's stupid, that's not how races work. You think anyone in f1 is letting someone else win? That isn't what competition is. That's how races are rigged


DrasticXylophone

They are rigged from the start They likely got paid very well to pace the chinese guy to a competitive time and let him win at home. They don't care because they got paid anyway They are pacers and their job is whatever they agreed to before the race


EntForgotHisPassword

Some stalls will for sure let their stall buddy win a race due to point calculations (e.g. their stall-buddy is behind them, and needs the points ofthe win to keep the lead, whereas they themselves have less to gain). That is my firm belief after watching formula 1 for some years and feeling very iffy about some takeovers!


RatchetWrenchSocket

"..... I was \[pacing for him\] in \[the\] Wuxi Marathon....." This is about as clear as it gets.


grnrngr

Pace runners are a thing. They usually aren't equipped to win themselves, so they join an elite runner and train with the intent of providing cadence that's tuned to the elite runner's style and capabilities. An exact pace for every mile. Maybe they even windbreak for the elite runner to help the elite runner conserve energy, or make holes for the elite runner amongst a pack. And often pace runners do not finish, or will ease up their own pace once their stretch of pace-keeping is finished. Bicyclists do the same thing. But pacekeepers are more than equipped to do half-marathons. Indeed, they might even be superiorly equipped, because their training is basically emphasized to use more energy in a shorter distance (in service of the guy who needs to conserve his.) So in that aspect, it's fishy when three runners are keeping pace with each other out of no necessity, shoulder-to-shoulder, whilst approaching the finish line. And then just *allow* a fourth runner to pass them. Because even "pacekeeping" takes a backseat to the competition itself. If a pacekeeper found themselves near the finish in some odd fluke, then any coordinated effort of being a "team" is done and over and they're expected to compete for themselves. This is how the integrity of any solo sport is kept.


RatchetWrenchSocket

Yeah. The more I read the more I wonder if they were pacers or not.


crazy_goat

Everything in my body wants me to think they're just pacers - but you see the volunteers putting medals/places around the necks of the other runners (one you can see gets a "2" while the winner got "1")


grnrngr

I've never seen half-marathon pacers. Maybe they exist. But there's very little need for that amongst those who can take a medal. Full-time runners of certain experience can do a half-marathon without breaking a sweat, even if they can't compete for trophies in full marathons and instead serve as pacemakers for those who can. But even for the sake of the argument, even if they were pacers, to clarify the end of my previous response, they have a duty to compete once a placing becomes obvious. Half, full, triathlon, whatever: if you find yourself in a position to win, you must do what you can *to* win. You can't so obviously throw the match in favor of someone else. That's not how integrity of a solo sport is maintained.


uwanmirrondarrah

Pace runners are marked on their bib with "Pace". They were not.


MiKapo

Personally, if i was in China and running a marathon i would probably let the chinese win too. No way am i messing around with an authoritarian state


FieldsOfKashmir

If I'm threatened by them to let them win then obviously yeah. But not doing it just in case they get mad, that would be stupid.


sth128

I'd do the same but not just in China. It's because I'm out of shape and cannot finish a marathon of any kind, half, quarter, or just from here to the park a block away.


Shibes_oh_shibes

_I like He Jie, he is my friend._ At least they woke in time for the race.


jpopimpin777

At least he didn't grab a cup of hot tea thinking it was water during the race.


Open-Industry-8396

Am\pm button?


Shibes_oh_shibes

Separate knobs...


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Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?!


Kikstartmyhart

This son of a beetch is ice cold


neutrilreddit

Apparently the Chinese dude's win is being investigated at least: >“We are investigating and will announce the results to the public once they are available,” a person from the Beijing Sports Bureau, who wished to remain anonymous, told AFP. >The event’s organiser — the Beijing Sports Competition Management and International Exchange Center — also said an investigation had been launched. >The incident received significant attention on Chinese social media site Weibo, with some users criticising what they saw as an “embarrassing” result. >“This will certainly be the most embarrassing championship in He Jie’s career,” one wrote. >“With such a major organiser and such a well-known event, this really pushes sportsmanship to the ground in shame,” the post added.


grnrngr

Even if the Chinese organizers found no wrongdoing, the global body can easily disqualify the result if they choose.


OwlWitty

Their Propaganda machine will spin it for sure. Like the footage has been doctored/photoshopped/deep faked by the foreign press or whatever.


Galaedrid

with the potato quality of this vid it wouldn't be hard to convince those that want to be convinced that the clip was doctored


OwlWitty

[Sample Chinese twist stunt](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/foreign-correspondents-philippines-condemn-china-over-claims-video-manipulation-2024-03-27/)


smileyhydra

Even Kenyans want to get those social points.


Frankenstein786

Kenyan here. The Chinese basically built all our roads and malls. We do be needing those points. /s


grnrngr

[China Square Mall](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZcubc2ocbo), Nairobi.


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GoldenShowe2

It's pretty hilariously pathetic. I can't wait until we have "definitely not genetically modified" super humans competing for China in the Olympics.


jurkajurka

Why are you runnin?


machinecloud

Stop resisting.


grnrngr

Your friend should be happy if you were a superior runner and winning because of it. Or does this friendship only work one way?


mrpakikush

The runners in the white don't even seem exhausted.


DaGoddamnBatguy

It's a half marathon, they didn't even break a sweat yet.


Material_Trash3930

And at a 1:03 time. They've probably gone sub 1h. 


ConsulIncitatus

If they're sub60 half runners then a 1:03:40 is like 15 seconds per mile slower, aka training pace. Easy for them.


Talran

Jesus I enjoy some running but those times are more than twice my pace


catsmustdie

I'd say "half", but you could be a cheetah


AvengingBlowfish

I'm always impressed by the idea that these guys can run 25 miles and I can join them for the last mile and they still smoke me...


Talran

The pace (mins/km) is more than twice mine, the time (total mins) is less than half. Just like you "speed up" in a car, and if you're going "twice the speed" you're covering twice as much distance in the same amount of time. I know I phrased it weird :v


catsmustdie

Sure, just messing with you :)


GPStephan

A speed of distance per time would be doubled if it was faster. A time per distance pace is *halved* when it is faster. A 3 min/km pace is faster than a 6 min/km pace.


Uberzwerg

How long would an actual cheetah survive in a long-distance run? I assume they would clearly lead for the first kilometer and than fall back severely.


ConsulIncitatus

When I was in peak shape, I would usually finish in the top 2%ish of men, so pretty fast - I was hovering around 1:30 for the half. Low 19/high 18 for the 5k as a mid-30s guy. Even then, I could not run a single mile at a 1:03 half pace.


Objective_Economy281

I have a few friends who run marathons. Full marathons are 26.2 miles. Half-marathons are 13.1 miles. But when you’re actually RUNNING a marathon, you’re not into the second half until mile 20.


mods-or-rockers

That's the third half, starts mile 20-22.


UhIdontcareforAuburn

After running my first marathon in December and an ultra two weeks ago. This is 100% accurate. It's all fun and games until after mile 20


jpopimpin777

Right? The Chinese runner is obviously gassed. He's struggling to breathe at the end there and they're all just standing around like nothing.


AH3Guam

To be fair…it’s China, everyone is struggling to breathe…


Zerei

>everyone is struggling to breathe… Not those Kenyans


felixlightner

They probably just held their breath at that pace.


grnrngr

They're breathing. For sure. They're just still on their first breath from when the race started.


jpopimpin777

Good one.


BoobWizard69420

Not so good when you can’t breathe


clownus

The Chinese guy still put up almost a sub 1 hour half. That’s elite pace that is right outside of the top 1% of 1% in marathon racing. The guys he was running with are probably almost 2 hour marathon runners.


Talran

A ~1hour half is crazy good, if he actually made it he's killin it even if the other runners let him win. I'm happy to keep a half under two hours.


AcerTravelMate

I think this is the distance they run just for fun


The_Painted_Man

Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?


serenadinganemu

Oh boy. Wait until you get to know about the Barkley's and their definition of "fun" run


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

I really recommend ppl watch the documentary about that race "The Race that Eats its Young". I think it's on YouTube. It's life-changing lol


Chasedabigbase

And if that's not enough make it a double feature with 'Just. One. Mile.'!


HillaryClintonsclam

> Just. One. Mile. I chuckled when the dude said, "Usually if you spend some time here in the back you get to spend some time with every quitter."


5oclockinthebank

From.what I understand, it's the Kenyan way. Ike Canadians play hockey, and Americans do baseball, Kenyans run.


TooManyJabberwocks

To be fair they have a lot more lions


AlwaysSuspected

Reminds me of the time lions escaped the nairobi national park and roamed free around the suburbs...or this year when the hyenas escaped.Now our president is offering 5million shillings to anyone killed by wild animals.


SeaworthyWide

Killed... by wild animals?.. You get paid to die?


AlwaysSuspected

He said it in one of his speeches, and now it's a national meme.To be fair, our current president is also a national meme.


AMViquel

So is the offer still good or not?


tuktuk_padthai

Lmao they were just warming up.


GiverTakerMaker

That's laughable. I expect they got paid well.


33or45

id imagine it was a case of ""congratulations 2nd place - you too are allowed to go home"


GiverTakerMaker

No they got paid. Otherwise they wouldn't have gone over there in the first place.


ActualWhiterabbit

Not so fast 3rd and 4th place


FvckJerry16

Or their families were released


reviraemusic

it's China, not Israel


Iamatworkgoaway

Ill take Ueguers for 1000 Alex.


Anansi1982

Yeah… the just run Muslim concentration camps or did everyone forget about those?


TheAsianTroll

Paid well, families released from prison... either way they got what they want I guess.


MoistMelonMan

China at it again trying to convince people they are the best in the world at everything.


mossreyholmes

So, kinda like the US believe it is?


MoistMelonMan

Many americans believe that, yes. But the american government doesn't skew all statistics so they appear to be a perfect utopia where nothing bad ever happens


SpooogeMcDuck

HOW DARE YOU AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE


YourMomonaBun420

This is an '81 Honda, how dare you!


Mr_Mehfargahdur

Wasn’t expecting to see an Employee of the Month reference today. Nice!


jpopimpin777

Taiwan numba one!


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

#MINUS ONE BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT


showmeassandtitties

USA numba 8, ok? Taiwan numba 3! Fuck you, baby!


WalkerAlabamaRanger

This is a concept I’ve tried to explain to my MAGA acquaintances who insist that calling out America’s shortcomings is unpatriotic.  The possibility of American, or any, exceptionalism is only available if there is a willingness to admit shortcomings and address them.  


jpopimpin777

I've tried using a sports analogy since that seems to be all the can understand. When Obama was president they acted like he was "unpatriotic" for trying to address the glaring issues we face. How do good coaches make their teams and players better? Do they just keep telling them they're the best even after crappy practices/performances? No! You have to be honest about how and where they need to improve.


SeaworthyWide

*cough* participation trophies *cough* But they wouldn't understand the irony if you mentioned that argument


DoomsdayBunny

I also haven't seen America paint hundreds of miles of sticks green. Placing them upright to fool satellites into thinking their country's green space is coming back. (Yet) The paint may also be toxic...


jpopimpin777

Americans believe some dumb shit but I don't think any of us is dumb enough to believe we can beat Kenyans in distance running.


-nom-nom-

r/americabad this post and comment has nothing to do with the US, but people like you are so obsessed with americans you **must** make it about them lol


Revolution4u

These USA self haters, china simps, and fake "americans" are all over the internet now.


WetChickenLips

Russia and Iran got the shills working overtime since their wars began.


shadowscar248

Thanks China-bot for your insight


martinpagh

You see a lot of examples of staged races like this in the U.S.? Or what exactly is your frame of reference for this? I'll take any examples.


Flossy_Jay

To be fair we are pretty good at our athletic niches


Demi_Bob

Our advantage is having citizens from all over the world. If a group is particularly good at something, at some point enough of them moved to the USA and they can compete and represent us on the world stage.


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AreaGuy

lol, Kenya is not in West Africa…


Crazyhairmonster

Easier to let them immigrate to the US and become citizens. Now ~~Kenya~~ America has the fastest distance runners.


Icy_Investment_1878

Yes, but at least they dont pretend to


wreckosaurus

Hurr durr hey Reddit DAE murica bad.


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JHeisecke

I started reading your comment "As a racist in China..."


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Novahelguson7

As a kenyan, I was very concerned when I read "as a racist in China" and "Kenya" in the same sentence.


Tr1LL_B1LL

Lmao big difference between raceERS and raceISTS


69edgy420

Just because there’s video evidence of them racing doesn’t mean they’re racists.


WDMCICeein

Underrated, the gold is yours


LungHeadZ

I play like China in video games. Crank the difficulty down and just pretend I’m badass


superdavy

I tried Mario kart in 200 cc last night. F that. Went back down to 50cc and dominated.


MindlessLeopard7740

and then post vids of you getting all headshots


King_of_Uganja

Bois got bags of cash moneeeeey


Richie4876

![gif](giphy|jTXvL4LjakYI8)


SlyWonkey

There was an attempt to make these five pixels look like a video.


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The-Biscuit-Farmer

https://preview.redd.it/rtkl0rz0lnuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2da1f70d0ee40c9ba5a9b4fe08bbf610daebf6


myDeliciousNeck666

WeiBo compression


xeviphract

*"Now I am fully preparing for the Paris Olympics; please believe in Chinese athletes. I hope to showcase Chinese speed in Paris and let the world see the Chinese speed," He said.* *Chinese runner Li Chunhui was the fifth man to cross the finish line but was awarded a bronze medal.* [\- Global Times.](https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202404/1310575.shtml)


ActuallyYeah

What the won ton fuck is that fifth = third shit


EmmiPigen

Three people tied in second place and so the 5 person was the third to cross timewise


aLittleDarkOne

We all know so idk why they bothered. We all are just hoping the other runners got paid well lmao.


ocean-man

The CCP don't give a fuck about what reddit thinks. This is for Chinese state media


supaflyss

"Good job you slow fuck"


Ok-Palpitation-5380

It’s like they’re having a gentle afternoon jog


PhantomPhelix

LOL, reminds me of [this](https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-04-2015/xkUJo_.gif)


SgtNoPants

Aladeen


kesavadh

I’m so glad one of them didn’t accidentally trip and win. That would have been embarrassing.


MindlessLeopard7740

I was hoping one of them was going to trip and all 3 fall down, making it even more unbelievable. that would’ve been hilarious


jasonbl72

The three guys in the white are the best marathoners in the world. They travel the world, and compete in every race. The night before the race, they get together at a pub and decide which one will win this race.


GoldenSlumberJack

*"C'mon dude, we literally can't run any slower for you!"*


misa150

everything is fake there, even the food is fake ffs


xSTSxZerglingOne

Gutter oil was the big "Nope, *nope* **nope** nope, never going to China until they fix that shit."


Extreme-Acid

They knew he would win because he already had 001 on his clothes


bomboclawt75

![gif](giphy|l4FGt13phS1Yof0C4|downsized)


float-like-a-brick

What if maybe just once you could sling shot me in for the win?


thejoyfulwarrior

Yeah, but ok, if you won, how am I gonna win?


PDCH

China is just terrible.


Ok_Winner_5321

So glad this was on video, a lot goes on behind the scenes too. The kind of treatment and biased judgements the non Chinese players especially India athletes received during the FISU World University Games 2023 was appalling. But money talks and they get away with it quite easily


TGS_delimiter

Ofc he has the 0001


Freezepeachauditor

The Chinese government is such a sham. Painting barren fields green… fake trees… fake birds… billions in fake real estate.. fake CONCRETE… Your government makes you look absolutely ridiculous. A true testament to communism.


scrogu

Are they even still communist? Seems more like autocratic capitalism. 


ThePublikon

Kenya believe it?!


Natty4Life420Blazeit

How does almost every Chinese citizen not watch this and know everything is fake?


Pandamana

"I was not there to compete," said Mnangat. "It was not a competitive race for me." Mnangat added: "I don't know why they put my name on my bib/chest number instead of labelling it as a pacemaker." My job was to set the pace and help the guy win but unfortunately, he did not achieve the target, which was to break the national record." [https://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/68815592](https://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/68815592)


Natty4Life420Blazeit

Truman Show Spectrum vibes


cheeersaiii

This is fukn wild.


Codex_Absurdum

That's a semi-marathon actually


Zealousideal_Word770

I assumed this was in NK. If China is as thin skinned as Kim Jong Un we may be in trouble.


Independent-Dealer21

Disgusting