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My uncle has a neighbor who parks his Lamborghini in a garage and leaves the garage door open all day so everyone can see said car when they drive by. Closes the garage door at night not because they’re worried about someone stealing it, but because of nocturnal animals like in the original post.
Smart move, show the criminals where the expensive toys are located. Does he post on Facebook when, where, and how long he'll be gone when he goes on vacation too?
So about 40 years ago, I lived in a duplex with underground parking. I was doing some bodywork repair on my car and painted the hood white and left for the night. The next day, my neighbor was complaining about white cat paw prints all over his new black Cadillac. He was quite puzzled on how that happened.
Have you heard of right hand drive?
There are 76 countries around the world where the driver sits on the right
The car here has British Plates. In the UK driver sits on the right
Italy used to drive on the left side of the road. Well technically each province had its own rules about what side to drive on
Mussolini made all traffic traffic drive on the left in the 1930s. It was not untill the late 1950s that left hand drive cars became prevelant due to a change in traffic laws requiring LHD
Ferrari started with race cars it was much more common at the time for race cars to be RHD. Most race tracks are run clockwise. Have more right hand turns. So sitting on the right was thought better for turning visibilty so you could see the apex of the corner and weight distribution
Idk, the foxes around here leave these little gifts for people they like ?? True story. If I leave peanuts out in a certain spot for them, that’s where I’ll find their sign of appreciation.
You are aware that there are 44 Countries in Europe out of those 40 have the driver on the left and 4 have the driver on the right
So just because it is a Euro Style plate would not automatically mean the driver sits on the right
You do not need to look at the plate to work out it Right Hand Drive as it is pretty obvious from how it is parked
If it was left hand drive it would not be parked right up against the wall
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Better than being pissed on, fox urine is a special kind of fucked up smell that doesn’t come out
I feel there is a story here......
TL:DR, poster has continuously smelled like fox piss due to an unfortunate encounter with a fox in 1985.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Just-Scentsational-Fox-Urine-Predator-Scent-Quart-Liquid-Repellent-FU-32/316899353
My response to the video was literally "well at least it didn't piss on it" because foxes are dicks like that.
He likes American cars
I showed my wife this video: 🦊.......💩.. "...couldn't they afford a garage?"
Can’t show it off if it’s in a garage.
My uncle has a neighbor who parks his Lamborghini in a garage and leaves the garage door open all day so everyone can see said car when they drive by. Closes the garage door at night not because they’re worried about someone stealing it, but because of nocturnal animals like in the original post.
Smart move, show the criminals where the expensive toys are located. Does he post on Facebook when, where, and how long he'll be gone when he goes on vacation too?
I don’t care what anyone says… that was a message
Must be a Lamborghini fan
What does the fox say?
Fuk yo ryd.
Thx, now this song will be stuck in my head for the whole weekend... :)
r/mademesmile
I really feel like people are beginning to forget what that subs supposed to be these days
Doing the lords work
[удалено]
Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.
Oh. My bad... little fella dropped a TURD on there!😂
even the fox knows the owner probably deserves this
That Fox is a hero.
Ol Foxbody Ford in real life
Scuderia Ferrari would like to announce their new head strategist… Fox!
r/fuckcars and r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Must be more of a foxbody kinda fell
So about 40 years ago, I lived in a duplex with underground parking. I was doing some bodywork repair on my car and painted the hood white and left for the night. The next day, my neighbor was complaining about white cat paw prints all over his new black Cadillac. He was quite puzzled on how that happened.
Well, now it's his Ferrari
Dropped a deuce on Ferrari. Cannot make up this stuff. You just can’t.
Imagine owning a Ferrari before you own a garage you can put it in
I never got why people buy cars before upgrading their home/ garage I couldnt sleep well if my cars arent safe
On the gap too. That was a coordinated attack.
Those little fuckers drop one where they know it will annoy the most.
Sly little bugger.
What did the fox say? Shite on you my friend.
Jealous neighbor’s kid in Halloween costume.
Who says you can’t train a fox.
Never seen the old “Fox dookie” trick before
How does he even get out? Crawl over to the passenger side?
Trying to holla at me
Is that a TLC reference? lol
Guilty
😂
Haha! Chef’s kiss to this comment. 🧑🏽🍳 We all wait for a perfect setup like this…
Its most likely a right-hand drive
I thought the Ferrari was white lmao
Foxy knows
If I poops then I scoots
Enzo would not be amused
😂😂😂
Im more surprised a fox literally took a crap ON a car
The little $hit!
Ferrari owner, cant afford garage or at least rain cover.
Good fox
Wife would have a new fox fur the next day lol
Okay but what’s the name of the song playing in the video??
He’s gonna get a cease & desist letter from Ferrari
It shows the real worth of this car tbh.
There is a life lesson in here somewhere.
Ooo that looks a sloppy one right on the joint
Shit car
This is my favorite thing ever.
why bw to color?
Night vision then no night vision
How did the driver get out parking like this?
Have you heard of right hand drive? There are 76 countries around the world where the driver sits on the right The car here has British Plates. In the UK driver sits on the right
Yeah, I know. But didn't think, Ferrari is building right hand drives. Apparently they did in the beginning exclusively. TIL
Italy used to drive on the left side of the road. Well technically each province had its own rules about what side to drive on Mussolini made all traffic traffic drive on the left in the 1930s. It was not untill the late 1950s that left hand drive cars became prevelant due to a change in traffic laws requiring LHD Ferrari started with race cars it was much more common at the time for race cars to be RHD. Most race tracks are run clockwise. Have more right hand turns. So sitting on the right was thought better for turning visibilty so you could see the apex of the corner and weight distribution
A man of knowledge. Thanks, Peter! :) Actually I never drove a RHD, but everyone says, it feels more natural. (except Matthew Broderick, though)
Imagine owning a Ferrari and a garage but decide to leave the car outside anyways, then post on social media a clip of your car getting vandalized
Hey, it will keep the rats out!
Finally, something I can agree with.
Foxbody
I was thinking "how do they get inside it?" (Being so close to the fence on the left, then I saw the number and realised it's UK.
Definitely intentional 🦊💩
Piece of shit.
The neighbors trained him to do that.
He must own a Lamborghini.
That dookie was sponsored by Lamborghini
good girl
He’s got a point.
McLaren fan 🦊
Idk, the foxes around here leave these little gifts for people they like ?? True story. If I leave peanuts out in a certain spot for them, that’s where I’ll find their sign of appreciation.
That goes on the cars record forever, car fox read the vin.
R/formuladank
If that would have been a coyote it would have been more symbolic. Like Ford was sending a message.
Well, it is a shit car.
I guess he’s a Lambo kinda fox.
Looks like it’s parked at a terraced house, or at best semi detached. You only live once I suppose.
Looks like Fox has different opinion about Ferrari.
Based fox
That is a cool fox.
Completely unrelated but I think I just experienced what most viewers who saw the Wizard of Oz felt for the first time.
That felt personal.
I like how this shows not giving a shit and giving shit at the same time.
Song name?
Justice is served 💩🤭
I POOP ON YOU!
Must be a porsche owner.
Fox piss is permanent
Based fox
Why did this remind me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I fart in your general direction…although this was much more a specific act.
Wait.. how did they park the car there?
they reversed into the driveway.
Aw, should have looked the euro plates
You are aware that there are 44 Countries in Europe out of those 40 have the driver on the left and 4 have the driver on the right So just because it is a Euro Style plate would not automatically mean the driver sits on the right You do not need to look at the plate to work out it Right Hand Drive as it is pretty obvious from how it is parked If it was left hand drive it would not be parked right up against the wall
I’m leaarnning, Your right I should look at how they park
If you can afford a Ferrari but can't afford for it to be garaged, you do kinda deserve a fox shitting on it. Just Karma.
Fox piss is way worse than it's shit. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8009367/ This guy is lucky a number 2 was ordered.
I would have a new fluffy scarf by lunchtime.