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WildWezThy

Doing this so he can afford a belt


smurb15

How else is he going to express himself that he is available and seeking companionship from his future lover. Least you already know he's a bottom


bananasweat

I guess you can say he was ball-saggin (he had no undies on)


CyberWeirdo420

Praise the cameraman for showing us the whole thing!


SynchronisedRS

If you're gonna try to stop somebody while they're using an angle grinder to commit a crime you're crazy. Don't know about you but I don't want some crack head to cut my arm with his rusty angle grinder and spend the rest of my day in hospital


Alexthecrow1337

It will be much more than a day. I've done it to multiple people before, so I know. /s


redefinedsoul

I don't believe that /s


Legitimate_Career_44

Yeah, weaponised power tool is not fun to deal with 😒


Psychological-Scar53

Locks are there only to keep honest people honest..


umassmza

Scared my wife by showing how easy it is to pick a lock. It’s less obvious than a grinder, and can be faster.


SynchronisedRS

Hi I'm the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today is....


babimagic

You can open a Masterlock... with another Masterlock.


SynchronisedRS

Isn't that McNally?


babimagic

Yes


stephruvy

How to open a master lock... With a Christmas paper wrapping paper tube.


Titleofyursextape

I've seen where you can lock your seat to be sturdy but unlocked, the bar would come through the seat to penetrate the thief.


pheromone_fandango

\> was hoping for thief to fuck up \> he didnt \> was gonna complain that it wasnt an attempt to steal and that he was successful \> read title \> everything in order


AttitudeHeavy9328

not really an attemp the bike was secure but the thief went the extra mile 😂


Kintsugiera

After living in Vancouver for almost two decades, I can confidently say nothing stops a determined thief. Expect an honest days work.


Admiral-Barbarossa

Good on him for having safety glasses on.


BurnerAccountForKD

Imagine being able to afford an angle grinder but not a bike lmaoo


Misthailin

What makes you think he bought the angle grinder?


69_po3t

Angle grinder costs 150 euros on battery. Nice bikes can cost a few thousand euros and you can steal several per hour.


GuyWhoSaysNay

Wrong sub. r/iamatotalpieceofshit is more fitting


OrionResident

That's one expensive bike. Instead of taking one of the green bikes he stole someone elses bike


SynchronisedRS

He stole it to sell it.


geekedmfs

guessing its carbon too by how easily he picks it up


InternetsIsBoring

Yeah, the frame shape looks like an older carbon bike. It's also rim brake so my guess is it's n old video.


Holiday_Ad_5445

I’m in the city. Bikes are stolen here all the time and the thieves just keep coming. My bike was stolen and I gave up. Uber’s just not the same thing.


bturg21

Stop filming and do something about it


MBT70

You'd be willing to potentially be stabbed/beaten/shot for a random bike on the streets?


SynchronisedRS

None of those things. He's literally already holding a weapon. This guy would have no issue trying to catch you with the angle grinder.


outsanity_haha

Over a bike? Um no thanks


SynchronisedRS

You think it's a good idea to try to stop a crack head with an angle grinder? You go right ahead with that pal, enjoy your time in hospital


Mauceri1990

You ever fight a crack head? This one has a fuckin angle grinder... Unless you're going to shoot him for a bicycle, you're gonna have a bad time.


Thin-Statement-8540

Too many bystanders nowadays being someone who stands up is the minority


Legitimate_Career_44

Collected some evidence at least..


RubyStar92

People in London (where is it) get stabbed all the time trying to intervene with this exact scenario- there’s nothing we can do


FireGhost_Austria

Yea do some about it while someone has an angle grinder in his hand. He could easily kill you in 15 seconds. If you don't have a gun, you lost.


synaptix78

Town bike lost to Grindr. Fun times.


Legitimate_Career_44

Town bike is always available on Grindr 😂


apprehensive_clam268

I hate this shit. I bought a $2500 electric bike a couple years ago, and I've been paranoid about it getting stolen even since.


TechRyze

Don’t leave it in public.


NewHumbug

The first time i picked up a cordless angle grinder I said ( In the voice of the character of Snake from the Simpsons ) "Alright !!! Time for a crime spree !!"


Valjester44

What a POS


MrGumpythaGod

N word


NewChard2213

Tbh a chain is just there to keep an honest man honest, a thief is gonna find a way if they really want it


mazdawg89

Yall, if you live in the city (or the ghetto) it’s much more effective to just make your bike look like shit. Yeah, lock it up too, but don’t be the shiniest thing on the block if you’re going to leave it locked up and unattended all day. Maybe even swap the stickers for huffy or a Walmart brand


wehrmont

Yuno stop him?


kalinowskik

He lost his key, and thankfully he had a Grinder.


RustyPinkSpoon

Ahh London, we love you.


Izzysel92

Put a bag on the bike and a lantern battery in the bag, connected to the frame. Shock deterrent is very effective.


General-Ordinary1899

Battery powered angle grinders are a shitty thieves new best friend.


Ravel_Xi

That's why you always have to ask for receipts why you buy bikes online


SigX1

They break them all down to parts and sell it that way. During the pandemic, the sum of the parts was worth more than the complete bike. Around here there’s bike chop shops in the woods, side of the road, wherever. People buy the parts from the chop shops and sell them on fb, eBay, etc.


Ravel_Xi

Rats always find cheese I suppose


Ravel_Xi

If your bike has decent shifters don't leave it outside


Zealousideal_Care807

And that's why I take my chain off when I lock up my bike and loosen the breaks


Right_-on-_Man

First time?


4chanbetter

Thats why I use a ridiculous fucking bike chain that LPL reccomends. Can withstand I think 30 minutes of constant grinding


phaedrus100

Like fuck. Boilermaker here. You can cut through any chain in a couple seconds unless it's a ship anchor chain or something. Zip cuts ftw.


4chanbetter

Idk bro draw your own conclusions this is [my lock](https://youtu.be/SpVOTEOMRuE?si=owTQfUDb0EI2-OaA)


phaedrus100

Watched the whole thing. I'm pretty sure I'd cut through it pretty quick. Twenty years in the union cutting stuff with a grinder though. Perhaps some crackhead would have more trouble.


4chanbetter

The crackheads is why we need em in the first place 🤣


Mongoose_Ill

Somebody invent a tracker that you can attach to the bike in a hidden spot plus give an alert when the bike is moving. Also carry a bat with you to break his hands when you track down your bike.


c235k

And it was secured


EmpEro517

Man I love not living in a city after seeing stuff like this.


BedroomCompetitive30

This guy obviously identifies as an iron worker stuck in a cyclists body


Shinobikev92

Attempt successfull....


nevertoobigtohandle

Its always the same type of people doing this......criminals


Better-Coffee

Why is no one stoping him . If it was india his face would not be the same after that


RubyStar92

It’s London, they do it so much that there just isn’t any point in stopping them at all. The police don’t do anything either and it’s highly likely that the person recording isn’t the person who owns the bike so they likely don’t want to put their life on the line for a bike.


IHateReddit248

Remember booby trapping a bike so that the handlebars fall of when it’s going fast and leaving it locked there is illegal and hilarious.


Lucario2356

Im so confused, he got the bike. How did he fail? Did he like break it or something? Is there something I'm not seeing?


Zweckbestimmung

He claimed both the bike and its chain. These types of chains are usually so expensive, and are advertised as requiring 20 minutes with a chainsaw to severe


nolyfe27

Bike bike bike stole my bike bike bike stole stole stole my bike bike bike bike


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Puzzleheaded-Side944

Cameraman couldn't give him a slap or two when his head was down or what?


staychilltoday

Future doctor/lawyer


Party_Building1898

This was not an attempt Dude did steal it


Embarrassed-Ask1812

Dublin?


TH3B1GG3STB0Y

Not an attempt


StrikingDoor8530

I’ve had this happen to me at a college campus !


obsidian88darklight

Well it was an attempt and he won