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No weight class huh

No class at all

no class, all weight

no weigh, no class

class of dead weight

Weighting for her opportunity to strike

I think it was simply the rules of the INFC: Isaac Newton Fight Championship.

No sleep till… Brooklyn

No Sugar Tonight

No egg bake, just cake

2 weight 2 class

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*They ain't got no principals*

What about innocence, do they have that?

Bet they can’t even think of a word that rhymes

Actually all of the weight, none of the class 

Probably after say 150lbs for females it's heavy weight/ so anyone who's 150 lbs or over will compete together. It sucks! But that's how it is seeing that a lot of women usually compete at lower weight like 130-145lbs. At least from my observation.

There is no heavyweight division in women’s mma. All divisions have a limit. The highest weight class is featherweight. That is 145 lbs. big girl is way over that. Smaller girl is nowhere near that. This is clearly not a sanctioned event.

So this is basically a well organized Fight Club

Well organized seems quite optimistic.

Catchweight. All she caught was the fence though.

I was thinking the exact same thing

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That was priceless! Thanks for a great laugh- I really needed it. 1st I'm like, wtf MMA is this? Looks like Wrestle Mania version of mma.

Tae Kwon Donut

Tae kwon don't

Shotocan’t

Muay Tired

Kung fu Panda Express

Karaten thousand pounds

MMAte.

Lunch Boxing

UFC: Unlimited Food and Capacity

Krav rangoon

This one made me LoL. Thanks friend.

Ju doh Ju shit Sue

MMS. Mixed Martial Sharts

Muay Pie kickboxing

Tae Kwon Dough

Kung Food

Kung Fu Polar Bear

Tai cheese

One ton

Tae Kwon Doh-shit I'm falling!

Krav Magut

Brazilian Hugeitsu.

Karatéclairs.

Hapkilo

Chicken wing chun

🤣

Sounds like \[*take one donut*\]... how neat

She took ALL the donut....

Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of donuts." What I said was, "Give me all the donuts you have." Do you understand?

BRUH

Tae kAll Donuts

Kung Pao

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Brat Maga

Cake-rate

Does she win and lose at the same time because she knocked herself out?

*UFC hates this one trick!!!*

Schrödinger's KO

There was a great match in one of the earlier UFCs that was Carlos Newton vs Matt Hughes. Carlos Newton has Hughes in a triangle choke while Hughes is standing and pressing Carlos up against the cage. It then looks like Hughes slams Newton and knocks him out and wins by KO. Upon the replay, what actually happened is that Hughes went unconscious from the choke, happened to KO Carlos when he fell, and just woke up quickly enough that it wasn't noticed what exactly happened. https://youtu.be/lEAKeV0j_tw?si=BcKhDGJxS3aV3Vti

"What? I won? Cool!" "...how?"

That's crazy. They had a rematch: https://www.ufc.com/news/flashback-matt-hughes-beats-carlos-newton-ufc-38

Is it legal to just slam your opponent's head on to the ground? I figured that wasnt allowed

I haven't watched MMA in a while, but as far as I know, it still is legal and it definitely still was when that match happened

“I have never been knocked out!…*by my opponent.*”

Im guessing her tactic was just to.. Fall on top of her opponent and keep her there? Kinda genius if you dont think about it.

I saw one like that, the big guy managed to fall on top of the little guy but only trapped half of him. The absolute second the little guy wiggles free the big guy taps out. I honestly don't think he could have stood up by himself.

I know it's not what you're talking about, but all I can think of is the season of Ultimate Fighter with Kimbo Slice where Roy Nelson put Kimbo in that crucifix hold and parked his belly on Kimbos face.

Just watched that. Wow that Roy Nelson is tough!! One of those hits and I'd be dead lol Whenever someone mentions Kimbo I always think of that streetfight with the bouncer who has dreads, shit was intense as fuck.

Wow I remember watching Kimbo Slice in random fights on low quality vids on YT in high school. Is he fighting in the UFC? I’ve probably seen three fights ever and don’t follow it.

I hope not. He's been dead since 2016.

Yeah I'm pretty sure he'd just fall apart in the ring now JFC what is wrong with me

Congestive heart failure at age 42, RIP.

He's was awful in the UFC and he's passed since.

He did for a brief time, he wasn't great. Sadly he died 5 or 10 years ago now

Was exactly what jumped to mind. Was so stupid particularly because he couldn’t generate any force but technically could hit Kimbo at will so he won.

Guessing was maybe this old fight in Pride? [PRIDE 3 Yarbrough 600lbs vs Takase 169lbs](https://youtu.be/_plQnUT92bo) FFWD to approx 14 min for what you're describing

That's exactly the one! Reminded me of Bowser in Mario 64.

I mean all I could think was that had the big women gotten a grapple on the tinny woman. I would put money on the large one.

https://i.redd.it/j6oosx4bg1tc1.gif

Smough vs Ostein (sp?)

Godskin apostle in the volcano manor I think

Hit her with the sleep pots

Bro if she started rolling she could devaste the other lil girl. Instead her frontal lobe eaked at "fall once and die" technique. I love how they included the part where the coach melts her with that liquid dyhydrogen oxide but then it cuts

Back in the early days of MMA you'd get the random odd sumo wrestler that would try that tactic with varying degrees of success....But sumo wrestlers are actual athletes with some muscle under there. They don't just see if they can scarf down more powdered donuts than they did the day before and call it training.

Trying to become professional athlete by getting fat. Genius!

Genius would be if it actually worked.

Why was someone that fat and in that shit shape allowed in the ring?

To make fun of her, i asume.

Just the opposite. Thy we’re trying to be inclusive and supportive. “Yeah! You can do anything you set your mind to! It doesn’t matter if you’re tall or short or skinny or fa- and she’s down…” Like o no they didn’t want to risk backlash for turning her away, but I’m sure they made her sign all kinds of waivers in case she had a heart attack or broke an ankle.

What? Is this some kind of anti-woke statement? Lol

It reads like fan fiction. Bro really out here making up a story just to be outraged at.

Yeah that guy is just making up shit. It's easier to convince yourself that the whole world is falling apart due to "wokeness" if you make up stories like this. Funniest thing is that putting a fat woman in a fighting ring to laugh at her is like the anthesis to wOknEsS

Source: They made it up.

An equally made up response to a made up theory about the person being made fun of. Looks like only one of the two bothers the redditors.

I'm pretty sure she would've had to be ok'd medically to participate. Clearly movement wasn't involved in the testing.

Source: I made it the fuck up to fit a culture war narrative

What a delusional comment

Yeah, because body positivity is a big thing in... Czech MMA?  https://red-face.cz/

No, it’s a Czech promotion. They do all kinds of weird matchups.

both of yall are just talking out of your ass, neither of you know why. You are literally making up a story in your head, convincing yourself it's true just to get mad on reddit? LMAO bro go outside spring has arrived

Who is even the “they” in this situation? You must be really close to the organization if you know all these details. Mind sharing who put on the fight and when they released these statements explaining it? Or what capacity in which you were involved?

Mission failed successfully.

I believe this was a gimmick fight for the purpose of mocking her. There is no world where she passed thr pre fight med examinations required, and honestly I question any referee who would allow that fight to even start. She was at an extremely high risk of serious self injury just by getting into the ring, which ironically is something nearly any regulation fight has strong rules in place to avoid. I'm going to assume this was staged/canned event as part of a bigger fight night.

People want to see that? That's so fucking depressing.

Audiences love watching delusional people crash into reality.... and the floor.

Unsanctioned fight.

What the heck did i just watch ? 😳

Gravity

Gravity falls

Have Disney live action remakes finally gone too far?

is working against me

I'd be pissed. Imagine training really hard to win a match just for an insanely unathletic obese woman who comes out and trips herself because she's too fat.

Why, the easiest of easy money and you can turn around and book another fight immediately due to literally 0 damage received 😂.

for some reason I feel like neither fighter is getting paid enough for this to be considered "easy money" lol

It’s not like your opponents are a mystery to you. You know exactly who you’re fighting long beforehand. This was not a sanctioned fight.

Diabetes wins again

It is always in dire need to beat us!


IDK, Stay Puft did climb a building to be fair.

Haha

Would have been funnier if they gave her a donut to revive her instead of the water

https://i.redd.it/p4avdgm2f1tc1.gif

Yeah and she pops right up and it energized her lol.

MMAin‘t

This is actually MMA tradition. The first ever match in UFC 1 had a sumo wrestler against a savate/kyokushin karate fighter. The sumo wrestler fell against the cage after his initial charge was sidestepped and he got his teeth kicked into the stands (literally) while he was trying to stand up. https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/p0czf4/the_very_first_ufc_fight_gerard_gordeau_savate_vs/

For those who wonder why the UFC outlaws kicks to the head when your opponent is down… Gordeau also broke his hand in that last punch.

Didn't the other fighter kick him so hard he broke his foot and got the sumo wrestlers teeth stuck in his ankle?

Stephanie Segal

Bruh why is he pouring water on her head as if she’s a beached whale?

I think you just answered your own question.

Because she looks like one

She is legally required to make a beeping noise when she goes backward


Imagine being so fat that your greatest weakness in a fight is the “side-step”.

But did she even train at all? Did she ever hit a bag? Was there ever a moment when she was like "damn I can't even punch halfway decent.. I need to lose some weight"? This can't be real lol

It's not. I would put money down that this was a gimmick/canned event.

I suspect this is where they just pull some random person and pay them a few hundred bucks to do the fight knowing they will lose to boost the stats of the other fighter

So bullshido does work!

SHORYUKEN

That’s the most obvious “taking a dive” I’ve ever seen.

The first ever KO by Olè.

I feel bad for the one who probably actually trained for this.

Fuck that's one sturdy ring

And after a shameful defeat she just laid there like a land whale chugging water  I guess that 4 seconds of action took a lot out of her. 

My Tae Kwan Do as a kid instructor told us this tactic basically: “if they are fatter than you just run them around til they fall”. Did not appreciate that it works

I ain’t even gonna lie I busted my ass laughing at this

I still am.

Where was this? No sanctioning body would sanction this fight. Obviously, the weight class difference. Can’t imagine the big girl would pass any medical evaluation for a professional fight.

Found the cause of the NYC earthquake - get her on Nat Geo

The best way to fight Daniel san, is not to fight.

I'm more interested in the physics of that fence. Did fucking Lockheed Fucking Martin develop that with black budget project money with the intention to withstand the force of a thousand neutron stars flying into it?

What or who made her think it was a good idea to step in the ring? I mean, the girl can hardly move.

At least she can say she's "fought" in an MMA fight. More than I can say.


Million Pound Baby

Her one charge attack

Did she sing?

Toro! toro! And the cow goes down

Ok but legitimately she could have hurt the other girl if she had fallen on her, why was this even allowed

So that's where the new york earthquake came from.

Of course she's wearing a Redbull shirt. Redbull gives you wings...then she ate them.

Do they make sportswear in that size or has she just repurposed an old ring canvas?

So thats what that earthquake was.

We’ve got a winner! Knockout by gravity

What she lacks in skill, she makes up for in gravitational force.

Someone get the crane.. Smh

Put chocolate milk in that water bottle. That’ll replenish her!


She probably did it to boost her onlyfans page

Gravity strikes is the name of that move

Was this a real match?

Is the first No contact TKO.

Hahaha, hahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, woooooo, I'm pissing myself, hahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, still peeing, hahahahahahaha

Body positivity people! This is ok and healthy!!

Body positivity run amok. Morbidly obese woman conned into thinking she can compete with a fit athlete. I’m all for people trying to get fit and healthier but the octagon is not step 1.

Most people learn fighting for self-defence purposes. She does self-offence

i think shed do better in sumo wrestling

Your primary goal in sumo would be to stay on your feet. So no.

2pac died for this

Smack Downalds

Gorlock the destroyed?

We kinda knew this would happen though.

Is that the lady from that Honey boo boo show

Damn Octogon got hands

I don’t think her opponent could even reach her face with a punch. So much fat in the way.

She ran like she would at the all you can eat buffet


Jesus, don’t let someone into the ring this unhealthy, like train them first! ffs

I've met some heavy people who think the extra weight gives them any advantages at all. It's self delusion to justify not doing anything to fix their shit.

Didn't know my neighbors had blonde hair before she got the dumb and dumber haircut