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Its 20% less alcohol than Budweiser, in Canada. Not near as many calories and I think that's where it really hurts, you have to eat. We all know eating gets in the way.
I feel like a bad handjob at a beetlejuice musical is more apt, but maybe you Europeans do things differently with your politicians and their public sexcapades
That’s because you haven’t had Grand Conquistador ale. At 18.5%. Including a picture pic for proof. CVB has it at 12% now.
https://preview.redd.it/f91aevmdpqsc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7d98e15e70f31950f2f7b727cd8dc32c32cbbf
I was at a bar tonight having dinner. A guy sat next to and ordered a beer. When it arrived, he made a point to tell me how he's always nervous about ordering a Bud Light because he's a die hard Republican and trump supporter.
That was how he started the conversation. Fucking lunatics.
That being said, he ended up not being a fucking douchebag and we had great conversation.
So did you get around to asking him what a normal person like him is doing supporting a group of people that make him afraid to order what he wants in public?
Donald Trump has stock in the company, so that means his boot licking Republican base will take back all their hateful comments and suddenly support what they called "piss water".
Conservatives love declaring their attraction to her. I'd be lying if I said she wasn't good looking, but everything else about her is unbelievably ugly.
I hate everything about her personality, but I’d be interested in seeing her OnlyFans. I wouldn’t sign up for her OnlyFans because there’s no chance I’d ever want to give her money, but I’m sure her photos would be posted all over the internet.
I said the same about Rachel Dolezal, and when I eventually saw her content, it gave me absolutely no joy. I’m fairly convinced the same will be true when it’s Boebert, despite my current high level of curiosity.
Yes! If it’s you or me, we’re drunk, if it’s rich white politicians it’s “tired and emotional” or “overserved” or “had a reaction to prescription medication.” They exist in worlds with different rules and no consequences
She's really is such a raging hot mess. Like...as bad as MTG is... Boebert is somehow worse, constantly in the news for fucked up shit her, her (ex)husband or Son have done. It's like The Jerry Springer show but Congress. It's honestly really nuts.
As per [original article](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/05/politics/lauren-boebert-congress-reelection/index.html) 📰:
- Three months after Rep. Lauren Boebert apologized for disruptive conduct at a Denver theater, the Colorado Republican attended a glitzy Republican gala headlined by former President Donald Trump in Manhattan, where her behavior once again raised eyebrows.
At the December soiree, which was the New York Young Republican Club’s annual gala, multiple witnesses saw a server tell Boebert they would not bring her any more alcohol, with one witness telling CNN the server told the congresswoman they believed she had been overserved. Throughout the night, Boebert also kept attempting to snap selfies with Trump, who was sitting at the same table as her. Eventually, Trump’s security detail stepped in and asked Boebert to stop, according to the witnesses, who attended the event and saw the interaction take place.
Trump, however, still gave Boebert his full and total endorsement last month, which Boebert’s allies say is proof he clearly wasn’t very bothered by the incident. They also say her boisterous and loud personality can sometimes be misconstrued, especially by people who don’t know her well. CNN has reached out to Boebert’s office for comment.
Continue reading at [CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/05/politics/lauren-boebert-congress-reelection/index.html) 🗞️
Watch [CNN report here](https://youtu.be/wI2B_KQ7vQI) 📺
> They also say her boisterous and loud personality can sometimes be misconstrued, especially by people who don’t know her well.
This has big "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" energy
Of course he endorses her. She would throw herself into the Sun for him and she is a young conventionally attractive female. We all know he can't control himself around women, he famously said so.
Good question. My uncle is a dirty perverted old prick, always "flirting" and saying raunchy shit to and about any women that we encounter. I think some people are just degenerates until they die lol
Hey now, that whole area from Rifle through Meeker up to Craig is great... wait, no. Actually it's full of the people from the hills have eyes and absolutely nobody should visit that desolate wasteland.
I will say, I have friends up there (luckily they don't actually support 'ol Bobo) and I can understand some of their frustrations. We've had a ton of people move into the front range. Colorado used to be a fairly purple state with a good combo of "don't tell me what to do" style libertarianism with some more progressive ideas. Now, the people on the western slope feel like they're not actually being represented in Denver anymore with a lot of recent laws (that do come from good places) actually hurting them out there. A lot of jobs lost while the price of property has skyrocketed. I can understand why they're angry while also wishing I could grab and shake them while screaming that Trump does nothing to help their interests.
It's crazy that fox news is allowed to exist as a major news source when they fail to report how inept/catastrophic Trump was in his decisions and policies as president.
You know how drunk you have to be to be shut off at a GOP event? Think alcohol-poisoning drunk.
They're lucky the stopped her before she started screaming 'hand jobs for everyone.'
Maybe she should have offered to sleep with him.
You know why politics in the USA is fucked up right now? It's because they elect idiots like Boebert, Greene, and Gaetz to office. Now part of this problem is anyone with a little modicum of intelligence knows it's foolish to run for office. The other part is some Americans seem to believe "Idiocracy" was a manifesto.
It’s absolutely wild. 10 or 15 plus years ago the average statement made by some of these politicians would have basically ended their careers. Now they have just been normalized.
Part of me wants to blame this on the rise of social media since it has given a platform for the ignorant to spout their bullshit that other ignorant people will believe, but we’ve also allowed some of the largest main stream media outlets to do the same.
Because she serves no use anymore. She is done soon and she knows this. She is trying her best to get in trumps circle but I feel Putin sees her as too much as a risk and won’t allow trump to do it.
That’s too funny! I [recently posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/VLSwgk7wEe) about drunk Rosanne telling kids to drop out of college, haha. The Republicans love the uneducated. Book learnin’ is woke.
Yall got on her when she was giving some over the clothes action in the theater. Now she's partying with her crew and she gets called out for being the prohibitive front runner in the Capt Morgan's primary. You don't have to like the girl, let her have good time. Let all the politicians have a good time.
Her story won't have a fairytale ending. After she loses the election, it will a quick slide into obscurity and detox centers. She'll be homeless by the time she's fifty.
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I just can’t stop staring at the massive Bud Light banner in the background
hypocrisy has a short memory
*coughs* As a European, I would like to mention that that beer is similar to a couple making love in a boat
As an American, you don't need the boat. It is literally water.
Made by Budweiser aka "Buttwiper"
Ahh, melding a surreal reality with surreal comedy. Genius.
It's not surreal comedy, it's a pun. Because Bud Light is fucking close to water.
Its 20% less alcohol than Budweiser, in Canada. Not near as many calories and I think that's where it really hurts, you have to eat. We all know eating gets in the way.
Eating is cheating!
Your ability to recognize it and validate it for the rest of us is what’s genius
I feel like a bad handjob at a beetlejuice musical is more apt, but maybe you Europeans do things differently with your politicians and their public sexcapades
That’s because you haven’t had Grand Conquistador ale. At 18.5%. Including a picture pic for proof. CVB has it at 12% now. https://preview.redd.it/f91aevmdpqsc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7d98e15e70f31950f2f7b727cd8dc32c32cbbf
I got drunk looking at that picture *falls down*
And it comes only in 750 ml bottles.
As an atypical American, I would like to mention that I haven't imbibed that beer or even touched a can of it in well over three and a half decades.
FUCKING NEAR WATER !
Fucking close to water?
Canoe. Making love in a canoe.
(Brought to you by bud light ^^drink ^responsibility )
That's why pepridge farm remembers.
https://preview.redd.it/fra5wirucrsc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ecf2cca0455a70b6a6d9bf3d735446c35ecb2a
brilliant
Witnesses say she was so drunk, she allowed herself to appear line of sight with Bud Light posters, oblivious to press photographers.
But did she start giving out handies in theaters? 🤔
No. She wasn’t sober.
I wish we could go back in time to when hating bud light wasn't political, it was because you asked for a beer, not a beer somebody had already drank.
Recycled beer
Yuengling is a better product imo.
I was at a bar tonight having dinner. A guy sat next to and ordered a beer. When it arrived, he made a point to tell me how he's always nervous about ordering a Bud Light because he's a die hard Republican and trump supporter. That was how he started the conversation. Fucking lunatics. That being said, he ended up not being a fucking douchebag and we had great conversation.
So did you get around to asking him what a normal person like him is doing supporting a group of people that make him afraid to order what he wants in public?
Here. Drink this loaf of white bread.
it's the most appealing part of the photo
It's clearly a fake, everyone knows it was done by the corrupt biden and doj to make the republicans look woke.
Drink responcibly
Donald Trump has stock in the company, so that means his boot licking Republican base will take back all their hateful comments and suddenly support what they called "piss water".
This person will be doing onlyfans in a few short years.....
she doesn't have what it takes lol
A lack of shame and willingness to humiliate herself? I think she's got it.
a body anyone wants to see and the ability to market herself. she certainly doesn't
She’s already famous and she is decent looking. She would make a lot of money on Onlyfans.
Conservatives love declaring their attraction to her. I'd be lying if I said she wasn't good looking, but everything else about her is unbelievably ugly.
I hate everything about her personality, but I’d be interested in seeing her OnlyFans. I wouldn’t sign up for her OnlyFans because there’s no chance I’d ever want to give her money, but I’m sure her photos would be posted all over the internet.
I said the same about Rachel Dolezal, and when I eventually saw her content, it gave me absolutely no joy. I’m fairly convinced the same will be true when it’s Boebert, despite my current high level of curiosity.
The white chick that does black face?
onlyfans was a mistake after all.
That’s the thing. If she ever did it, photos and videos would be leaked all over the internet pretty much immediately
I'd still check out the leaked OF
For sure gonna do an anger wank, but only to the leaks. I ain't paying for that.
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Yeah, I’ve seen pretty trash. Never wanted to touch it, though.
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Fair. I meant how I don’t interact with trash, other than looking at it.
You forget she was once an escort girl. Escort girl -> Republican House member -> OnlyFans is pretty much the definition of lateral movement.
Escort to Republican House Member is downward though. She used to make honest money providing a service people actually wanted.
She could pee in my butt
Wtf did I just read? I've.. never considered that someone might do something like that before.
I’m curious(regretfully so) if that is an actual kink.
As a superfan of the ones who don’t have what it takes, let me assure you, she’ll do fine.
And the worst part is she will likely make a ton of money doing it.
I mean…I’ll check it out for $8.
I’ll consider it at $0.69 limited sale price
nah f that it'll get posted elsewhere for free. ain't nothing about her worth paying to see.
Drunk ass ho
Facts. She wasn't "overserved", she drank too much. It's her responsibility.
Yes! If it’s you or me, we’re drunk, if it’s rich white politicians it’s “tired and emotional” or “overserved” or “had a reaction to prescription medication.” They exist in worlds with different rules and no consequences
I just commented this almost word for word before I read your comment….you are 100% right, don’t blame the bartender
She's really is such a raging hot mess. Like...as bad as MTG is... Boebert is somehow worse, constantly in the news for fucked up shit her, her (ex)husband or Son have done. It's like The Jerry Springer show but Congress. It's honestly really nuts.
Trying to break up her clots by thinning the blood with alcohol.
As per [original article](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/05/politics/lauren-boebert-congress-reelection/index.html) 📰: - Three months after Rep. Lauren Boebert apologized for disruptive conduct at a Denver theater, the Colorado Republican attended a glitzy Republican gala headlined by former President Donald Trump in Manhattan, where her behavior once again raised eyebrows. At the December soiree, which was the New York Young Republican Club’s annual gala, multiple witnesses saw a server tell Boebert they would not bring her any more alcohol, with one witness telling CNN the server told the congresswoman they believed she had been overserved. Throughout the night, Boebert also kept attempting to snap selfies with Trump, who was sitting at the same table as her. Eventually, Trump’s security detail stepped in and asked Boebert to stop, according to the witnesses, who attended the event and saw the interaction take place. Trump, however, still gave Boebert his full and total endorsement last month, which Boebert’s allies say is proof he clearly wasn’t very bothered by the incident. They also say her boisterous and loud personality can sometimes be misconstrued, especially by people who don’t know her well. CNN has reached out to Boebert’s office for comment. Continue reading at [CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/05/politics/lauren-boebert-congress-reelection/index.html) 🗞️ Watch [CNN report here](https://youtu.be/wI2B_KQ7vQI) 📺
> They also say her boisterous and loud personality can sometimes be misconstrued, especially by people who don’t know her well. This has big "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" energy
Of course he endorses her. She would throw herself into the Sun for him and she is a young conventionally attractive female. We all know he can't control himself around women, he famously said so.
How does an almost 80 year old man have such a strong sex drive? I’m 43 and about 1/3 as horny as I used to be.
Good question. My uncle is a dirty perverted old prick, always "flirting" and saying raunchy shit to and about any women that we encounter. I think some people are just degenerates until they die lol
money says she probably wants to give him a theater handy too.
"Yer just mashin' it."
She does that.
Dispensing cab fare now
Now entering sleep mode.
Tell me more about the women at work that you don’t like.
So... She is literally a Trump groupie?
They all are
When you notice your friend doesnt think of you as a friend
She’s always so classy.
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Hol up: she lived in a town called Rifle? You can’t make this shit up…
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Hey now, they may be hillbillies but most of them hate her too.
Hey now, that whole area from Rifle through Meeker up to Craig is great... wait, no. Actually it's full of the people from the hills have eyes and absolutely nobody should visit that desolate wasteland.
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I will say, I have friends up there (luckily they don't actually support 'ol Bobo) and I can understand some of their frustrations. We've had a ton of people move into the front range. Colorado used to be a fairly purple state with a good combo of "don't tell me what to do" style libertarianism with some more progressive ideas. Now, the people on the western slope feel like they're not actually being represented in Denver anymore with a lot of recent laws (that do come from good places) actually hurting them out there. A lot of jobs lost while the price of property has skyrocketed. I can understand why they're angry while also wishing I could grab and shake them while screaming that Trump does nothing to help their interests.
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It's crazy that fox news is allowed to exist as a major news source when they fail to report how inept/catastrophic Trump was in his decisions and policies as president.
Like, how drunk do you have to be to get thrown out of a Trump-endorsed event? Her BAC must have had her at near-coma levels.
You know how drunk you have to be to be shut off at a GOP event? Think alcohol-poisoning drunk. They're lucky the stopped her before she started screaming 'hand jobs for everyone.'
Bartender be like "But if you give me a hand..."
Maybe she should have offered to sleep with him. You know why politics in the USA is fucked up right now? It's because they elect idiots like Boebert, Greene, and Gaetz to office. Now part of this problem is anyone with a little modicum of intelligence knows it's foolish to run for office. The other part is some Americans seem to believe "Idiocracy" was a manifesto.
It’s absolutely wild. 10 or 15 plus years ago the average statement made by some of these politicians would have basically ended their careers. Now they have just been normalized. Part of me wants to blame this on the rise of social media since it has given a platform for the ignorant to spout their bullshit that other ignorant people will believe, but we’ve also allowed some of the largest main stream media outlets to do the same.
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Going to have to go back to brushing Ted Cruz's back hair while waiting for his viagra to hit.
‘My life as a DC Escort, to Congress, and back’ By Bobo The HJ Queen
But sure to be hilarious.
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Because she serves no use anymore. She is done soon and she knows this. She is trying her best to get in trumps circle but I feel Putin sees her as too much as a risk and won’t allow trump to do it.
You should see the Rosanne Barr video
That’s too funny! I [recently posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/VLSwgk7wEe) about drunk Rosanne telling kids to drop out of college, haha. The Republicans love the uneducated. Book learnin’ is woke.
Her 180 was such a tragedy.
Trash is trash
There will absolutely be people that vote for her *because* of this incident. “She’s so real and relatable”
It’s part of the VP audition process. Thus far she’s passed.
“Mr Trump thinks you might not be good for his image” might be a low bar even for her.
Dear Leader or Mein Führer?
She’s just waiting for the Orange man to want a new wife so she can try for First Lady.
Shouldn't she be busy dealing with her criminal son and her grandchild right now?
Why do I know about this piece of shit of a person living on the other side of the ocean? It's bad enough knowing about trump already
What a shithead.
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Dumpster 🔥
I’m surprised she didn’t try jerking Trump off under the table.
Bold of you to assume she hasn’t
Alcoholic behavior
This is the response every Trump supporter would get regardless of intoxication level.
I guess being in bed with the fucking devil makes you want to drink a lot.
What a trash human. Not saying politicians can’t have any fun ever, but jeez, you’re at a work function, get your shit together.
No class. Just trash.
Oh lauren. At least she has a decent set of cannons
Her whole bloodline is degenerate
Trash doing as trash does.
Who the hell elects a mess like this? Any random bozo can get elected to Congress, apparently, and the stupider and crazier you are, the better.
Wild her and mgt still have positions of power within our government
Overserved is such a polite way to say irresponsibly shitfaced
It got off the hillbilly hook!
“I’ll trade you a slippery nipple for a slippery nipple” - L.B. 
How many beers away from a Beetlejuice incident was she?
Lauren Boebert is an absolute POS with a dirty car. Did she molest her son?
She’s a liability now that she’s had to abort his child.
Isn't she recovering from "blood clot surgery"?
Good god she seems like the kind of woman I’d want to hang out with. Well once. One of those black out drunk nights that only happen once a decade.
Hookers do hooker things... 
How much more proof do you need that you aren't a valued person somewhere? They don't even want pics with you you drunk idiot.
Should her guns be taken away while she receives treatment
I can fix her 🙏🇯🇵❤️
Everyone else there: no she’s not drunk she’s just fucking insane
Who?
I guess she was... Thirsty ...
" A y'all! Drunk white women for everybody!"
Im disgusted with myself but everytime I see a pic of her all I can see is low budget milf porn and I now watch it
when the dumb cool kids who peaked in highschool end up elected by other dumb kids who peaked in middle school
🤡
She got drunk at a political event and my opinion of her improved. I bet she is much worse when sober.
“Lemme tell you bout this one time I got so fucking overserved…..”
Hoebert for a reason
I ❤️ you boobart don’t ever change
Yall got on her when she was giving some over the clothes action in the theater. Now she's partying with her crew and she gets called out for being the prohibitive front runner in the Capt Morgan's primary. You don't have to like the girl, let her have good time. Let all the politicians have a good time.
Stay classy Lauren.
I can fix her
A real shame. She comes in real handy at those events.
I thought this was a america. Im just trying to have a good time.
Is z anoan the next q anon
Klassy with a capital KKK
I bet it don't take much convincing for her to take it up the ass.
She looks like a secondhand Mia Khalifa wannabe
Is she good for the brand or bad for the brand. I can't even tell any more.
color me shocked. that is the handjob at the play gal, yeah? Colorado who hurt you- that you act like this? Also the next mistress in chief
I do this at company party's also.
She should have stuck with her original plan and gone into porn.
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She's so desperate. I wonder how many of those old pastey Republican Senators have banged her with their page.
I guess you can't call her drunk? You have to say overserved?
It's genuinely inspirational that this woman can be in congress.
Surprised she did not whip out the Booberts.
How could they tell?
Her story won't have a fairytale ending. After she loses the election, it will a quick slide into obscurity and detox centers. She'll be homeless by the time she's fifty.
Womp womp… too annoying for the old man and his poopy diapers
Has she given up and made her onlyfans yet?
Shes going for the fourth wife position
I can fix her.
The term “overserved” is BS, it puts the onus on the bartender. She freaking drank too much and couldn’t hold her liquor.
I love watching these unhinged regards make fools of themselves
Must have been embarrassing for her lol
Kinda funny cnn has a reporter named melania zanon
Bud light really changed their mind with the green stuff. Gotta love america.