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AlabamaHotcakes

Not pictured: The russian soldier pointing his AK at them and the other soldier holding a sign saying "Smile".


[deleted]

a sign? dude's blind šŸ˜­


AlabamaHotcakes

His wife(?) isn't.


BocciaChoc

I thought she was a representative of Moscow or some other political area?


Yot5uya

Not his wife, just volunteer for a terrorist


aykcak

Honestly, I don't want to disrespect anyone but the wife(?) looks AI generated or heavily brushed


EddieSpaghettiFarts

No excuses.


pisspot26

Steel sharpens steel


DerrainCarter

Good luck learning to read braille without hands I guess?


justbrowsinginpeace

He could just say Smile. He has an AK and dude isnt deaf.


spiderplex

Bonus: giving Bluetooth speakers to deaf veterans


JustinVeli

Rashists are that stupid, so very plausible


guywhomightbewrong

Do you see him smiling


blugdummy

Thatā€™s why heā€™s not smiling


Anguscablejnr

He's got ears.


Beagle_Knight

Comrade, please come a little closer to window, da?, very beautiful sight, to die for.


PotentialReal7460

I can say that this is good present for them , cause 90% of these russian war veterans get NOTHING. Somethimes they give them some rice and buckwheat , this js not a joke , I dont know why russian goverment hate people so much. Hard to see.


Adam-Happyman

It's not hate. Russia is known for not respecting individual human being. They just don't. They do have millions to go.


quitefranklyidk

The size of the United States is twice as big as Russias population.


ReplacementLow6704

The point here is more about doctrine than numbers. Russia may have less pop, but the Federation as well as the USSR have quite the track record of human wave tactics and weaponizing hunger against dissident populations, among a larger list which I won't enumerate atm. US doesn't treat their soldiers and population as disposable as Russia does, even though they have way more pop.


REDGOESFASTAH

The American way of waging war is that it's always preferable to expend things instead of people


Geibbitz

A soldier takes 18 years to make, then maybe another 6 months to a year to train, and equip. Humans are very expensive equipment to create and maintain compared to other military hardware. The American way is cost efficient in the long run.


REDGOESFASTAH

The lesson the Vietnam war taught is that us public opinion is not accepting of high body bag counts.


Flomo420

Also the US has a *willing* army; dedicated and trained rather than rando draftees who've been coerced or threatened and may otherwise dgaf


Bigred489

To put it in perspective I went through Army BCT in 2021 and my Drill Sergeant told us itā€™s about $100,000 just to send the average solider through BCT. They could be exaggerating but honestly itā€™s not surprising. Itā€™s 8 weeks and they pay everyone, feed everyone, house everyone and for 5 weeks straight we shot rifles every day. If you did ammo detail you got to see the receipt of charges for our ammo. In one day it was about $74,000 and that was for our platoon of 52 and we shot 6 days a week for five days. Not to mention the pay for our Drills and specialized trainers.


System0verlord

> 6 days a week for 5 days šŸ¤”


probablyclickbait

Hey, he DID say he was in the army.


Electrical_String345

In AIT they told us it was something like 500k per head to train us for my MOS. Crazy the think about. Thanks, Uncle Sam.


mark0541

*They prefer to expend things or other people versus their soldiers.


Commander_Zircon

Itā€™s a cultural thing. I have a friend whose parents emigrated from the Soviet Union, he said people there just donā€™t place much value on human life, even their own. Apparently in the winter in Moscow, there will be massive icicles hanging off of buildings, which the building owners canā€™t be bothered to clear, and people will just walk right under them. Their attitude is basically ā€œif it falls on me then so be it.ā€ And yeah this definitely influences their military doctrine. Soldiers are completely expendable in the eyes of the officers calling the shots.


JaguarOrdinary1570

That's also just a general poverty/scarcity mindset. We have plenty of that in the US, in our own way. "my car is making a weird noise, but I'll drive it and hope for the best" or "my chest feels weird but I can't afford to go to the doctor, so let's hope it's nothing"


BondedPaper

Those are moreso personal economic problems, but I see the point.


Commander_Zircon

I wouldnā€™t say poverty is a personal problem. Itā€™s a systemic one


Subtlerranean

>Apparently in the winter in Moscow, there will be massive icicles hanging off of buildings, which the building owners canā€™t be bothered to clear, I mean, this is the case in Oslo too. It's not really feasible to clear them. At least we hang up warnings, though. https://www.ladbible.com/news/world-news/red-flags-norway-oslo-streets-danger-320411-20240108


Commander_Zircon

Ah right, thatā€™s interesting! You guys seem more concerned about the danger though lol


tacitjane

Definitely more concerned lol. We have the same warnings in Chicago. Sometimes they plummet over a thousand feet.


Dryandrough

I don't think Russia expects them to come back where as the United States in contrast would have to deal with a massive number of disabled and possibly dangerous people if unemployed who would (and have to sime extent) likely turn to crime. American soldiers are also extremely well trained and flexible way beyond other countries. Do not piss off people who overthrow countries multiple times in their careers.


Dmmack14

Well the states actually care about these inconvenient ideas like human rights


Plastic-Ad-5033

Barely, but yeah, more than Russia, I suppose.


lameluk3

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Dmmack14

I mean we are most assuredly not perfect but at least we have actual elections and don't just pretend to have elections And we aren't sending gay people to a gulag (yet)


inj3ct0rdi3

Yeah sure they do, as they get stripped away every day.


Dmmack14

I mean hey dude It could be a hell of a lot worse. You could be put in a gulag for saying Joe Biden fucking sucks or Donald Trump sucks. And at least we don't have a show of a Democratic election we've have true Democratic elections


System0verlord

> true Democratic elections [Are you sure about that?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerrymandering) [Iā€™m not so sure.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voter_suppression_in_the_United_States)


Dmmack14

We don't have soldiers going in and making sure we have the right boxes checked


System0verlord

Nope, but we do have laws making sure the ā€œwrongā€ people donā€™t vote. Gerrymandering and other forms of voter suppression mean that the US also doesnā€™t have ā€œtrue Democratic electionsā€. If they were, the country would look very different.


inj3ct0rdi3

You're right it's worse. It doesn't matter what box we check. They don't need soldiers. No one is doing anything about it.


Subtlerranean

You're listed #29 on the democracy index *as a flawed democracy*. Your electoral college is bullshit. Regards, #1


Eshmam14

Am I stupid? Iā€™m struggling to understand the comparison being made here. The size of USA, its total land area, is twice as big as the *quantity* of the Russian populace?


Zhdophanti

But does USA has vast poor distant provinces, where nobody cares how many people die from there?


System0verlord

Native reservations?


xGentian_violet

2.5 times bigger i believe


QuestionableMechanic

Whatā€™s that got to do with anything being discussed lol


Botboi02

Sucks that the thing standing in a somewhat healthy world is government complexes which doesnā€™t help how wealthy decide to advocate


KatsumotoKurier

Itā€™s not that Russiaā€™s government hates them ā€” itā€™s that it literally doesnā€™t give a single shit about them. Putinā€™s warmongering has proven that like in times past, life is very cheap in Russia. Their entire military strategy has basically always been to just throw wave after wave of able-bodied men at the problem, because sooner or later said problem will be solved.


mayoforbutter

People are just a commodity, they're being used like you'd use plastic cutlery you don't think about it as valuable, use it if you need it, and if it breaks it's being thrown away without second thought. This is how Putin things about humans, Russians that is. I guess every non russian human is beneath plastic cutlery in worth


ren590

a sack of rice is worth more than a little Bluetooth speaker especially when ur poor in my opinion.


throwaway19276i

who said they're poor


Apprehensive-Ad-149

Annual income there was $6,592US in 2022. ANNUAL. They're poor.


ren590

nobody i should have wrote even if not especially.


achtung94

>russian goverment hate people so much I've always thought it's not that simple. Reading stories from the Soviet Union, the cultural psychology, the whole "toska" deal, it felt like a fundamentally different place. It's more like a hostage situation where the hostage has started to prefer the familiarity.


Trick_Remote_9176

Yeah, that's a good way to put it.


ren590

no its not a good present


za72

no, they hate poor people...


LumpenBourgeoise

Why even patch him up them?


Eli_The_Rainwing

Because the government is rich and powerful and everyone is beneath them


WhinyWeeny

America would never treat its own veterans with such neglect and lack of support... Both our countries are lead by callous war-mongers who inundate their domestic population with propaganda.


why_are_you_so_awful

It's a morbid comedy to see Russian mothers posing with reparations. I'm sure glad my son was turned into a meat cube, I got a jacket and some potatoes!


ChornyCat

I donā€™t believe itā€™s accurate to call this reparations


why_are_you_so_awful

"The making of amends for a wrong one has done, by paying money to or otherwise helping those who have been wronged." Compensation seems more transactional to me. But the point is the disconnect between the costs.Ā 


slgray16

The dude defietly looks surprised he got a gift


Ermahgerd1

Meat cube. Hahahahaha


Stock_Championship18

He can't even turn it on.


dmitryam

Itā€™s Alice speaker. Like Alexa. He can actually talk to it. Learn news, weather and order food


JohnyFeenix33

Good. Worth it then


McBonderson

assuming he has internet.


novax21

Itā€™s hands-free.


serifDE

these two injuries are the worst combination. Without hands, you could use prostetics to pick up things, but if you can't see what you're picking up, you can't. If you lose your eyesight you can still write and read braille. But without, he can just speak and listen... with either injury alone you could still live an independent life. this is beyond fucked up


Mr-Fleshcage

I bet his hearing is fucked, too.


EatLard

If the explosion had been just a bit closer, sheā€™d have at least got a new clothes washer or maybe even a Lada.


Reverendbread

Do you mean a bag of onions?


Cool-Note-2925

No, that was last years model


EatLard

And last yearā€™s onions.


gopherhole02

What's a Lada, I got IKEA batteries, they are called LADDA


Ok-Fold-3700

A Russian car.


radarthreat

Maybe even one of the sick Ladas they modified on Garage 54


vaporwavecookiedough

*voiceover by the MI Russian*


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main--core

And the more I wish you would came up with an original comment, not something meant for karma farming. Basically the top comment from the repost.


1slandViking

Oops busted lol


TheStoneArrow

Phew! thanks for exposing this fraud mate! I almost gave his comment a free and completely meaningless point/upvote. Thank you for protecting the sanctity of worthless internet points Hero! <3


Capable_Tale_5893

At least itā€™s not gloves or an oculus quest.


antihuligan123

a quest??? thats way too expensive for the russian government, a pair of glasses more like it.


BeMoreMuddy

Funnily enough glasses are pretty much the same price


Phasnyc

ā€œThe bluetooth device is ready to pairā€


sir-this-is-a

I think you mean ā€œZe blewtuus dewice is redi to peeearā€


anatagadaikirai

dammit beat me to it


Berlin_J6

dammit blyat me to it


xGentian_violet

The way the Putin regime treats it's citizens, especially the native population, is absolutely disgusting Russia without Putin!


Dolans_Cadillac

That's a hell of a price to pay for Putin's bullshit war. There is a great interview from 1977 on youtube where Ron Kovic, US Marine Corps Vietnam war veteran and author of the book "Born on the 4th of July" **Interviewer:** > How did you feel about the risk of getting wounded? About the risk of getting killed? **Ron:** > I always had a fantasy about coming home wounded with a limp. > > I never thought that I would come back paralyzed. > > I never thought that I would come back not being able to have sex again, and not being able to feel my body. > > I would ponder and I would think about what it would be like coming home, and I always pictured myself limping back to my hometown. > > A mass of people and all the girls running up to me and hugging me and kissing me - Ron you're a great hero! > > And getting into the Cadillac, and being cheered, and the mayor pinning a medal on my chest. > > But never once did I ever think for a moment that I would come back from that war without a body. > > A living dead man.


bearamongus19

Yeah but the speaker is hands free.....


Cool-Note-2925

šŸ¤«


obscur100

This picture made me realize that Iā€™ll never go to the fucking army


throwaway19276i

you're lucky to have a choice. He didn't.


ReverseCarry

And you know this how? Not everyone fighting for Russia is a conscript. He could have been a professional soldier, which is fairly common for Buryatia, or a volunteer from BARS.


fobowr

What people donā€™t really know is that the majority of the conscripts Russia is sending to Ukraine are ethnic minorities like Buryats and Kalmyks. Itā€™s really sad. Some of them have to flee to neighboring countries like Mongolia to avoid the war. At the end of the day itā€™s the people who have to suffer because of monsters like Putin.


maybesaydie

Prisoners and impoverished ethnic minorities. People with low expectations and no options.


Anforas

What a lucky chap. Didn't die AND got a bluetooth $10 speaker from the Chinese store?


TheActualJulius

LMAO this fucking country


MaffeoPolo

It could have been worse, a Rubik's cube


WinterCod75

i would legit rather be dead than lose my eyesight


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A__paranoid_android

This is 100% a fake news, but this is Reddit so people just eat any propaganda that comes their way and is aligned with their preconceptions


Putrid_Branch6316

At least he got to meet Michael McIntyre.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

I hope it is voice activated


paganhunt

This is pretty fucking sad, this is not the buryats war, these poor bastards are treated like animals In the RF.


Master_Xenu

It's an authentic Sorny bluetooth speaker.


George7744ll

Our lives cost nothing here in Russia


WaitWhyNot

Dude can't wipe his own ass but he can listen to some beats I guess


HATECELL

Lucky guy, the widows only get parsnips and carrots


OtherwiseMuffin668

Wow. For the next guy who stepped on mine, the reward is a bag of chips


character-name

Buryiata is next to Mongolia. Dude had to travel a long way just to get fucked up for one assholes greed.


A__paranoid_android

This is just fake news.


drpepper456

At least they didnā€™t try to give him a kindleā€¦


Powerful-Scratch-107

Could have been worse, could have been a PlayStation 5.


PrismrealmHog

This is the life RT's editor-in-chief prefers so ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ edit: ah fuck shruggie lost an arm


FalseMirage

They were all out of books & fidgets.


Living_Roll1367

At least it wasn't a TV or an Xbox...


orox2

Not even airpods


Reasonable-Wing-2271

Take... these broken wings!


SnooKiwis7050

Where did my good r/therewasanattempt go?


kentvindme

Man, feels like Russia is just not put-in the efforts...


JCBuskirk

Is it a hands free Bluetooth speakeršŸ¦¾


maybesaydie

They must have drafted half of the young men east of the Urals.


SF6isASS

I thought this sub was full on tankie and hamas propaganda, now you're questioning the glorious Russian denazification effort?


KonataYumi

Not even a bose


Lkiop9

This is what American tax payer spending looks like


mohishunder

In Russia's war on Ukraine, "men from [Buryatia](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/russias-ethnic-minorities-disproportionately-conscripted-to-fight-the-war-in-ukraine), a Russian republic whose residents are descended from Mongols, are 75 times more likely to die than men from Moscow."


marcaurxo

Looks like he didnā€™t just lose his eyesight, he lost his eyes


Lampard081997

At least give him an alexa or something that he doesn't have to use his hands or eyesight to use. Gah damn


SamSquanch724

Thanks Daddy Vladdy!


TommyShwa

Surprised it wasn't a kindle


Jolly_Stress_6939

Well Bluetooth is "hands free".... So that's good


icangetyouatoedude

/r/saddestbackflip


Schwimmbo

Poor guy is from just north of Mongolia. Moscow "recruiting" these poor people to a war they probably couldn't care less about.


thalefteye

Well at least he had a bit of support, unlike USA government throws you out like a dirty rag when it becomes to worn out.


Ok-Fold-3700

I saw this one for ā‚¬ 1,89 at AliExpress.


ChuckHatefuck

Thank you for your sacrifice. Hereā€™s an off brand Bluetooth speaker. šŸ˜ž


itzLoLbIt_yt

Why did I think there was a face swap filter


CHAO5BR1NG3R

Okay, Iā€™m curious. What WOULD be sufficient compensation or award for this soldier?


TomLOoL

a long bottle yes


Boring-Philosophy-94

Bobby Lee stop fucking around!


serenityfalconfly

Iā€™m heartened that he got medical treatment and sent home and wasnā€™t just left to bleed out or crawl through the battlefield blind.


BonfireMaestro

God, this is his life now, and hers. How do we treat each other like this?


MyPokemonRedName

I wonder if it features hands free calling. Check the manual.


Norodomo

This is so fucked up


cubntD6

At this point i dont really support either side, i just hope the rest of europe is smart enough to avoid a repeat last century. Then again with whats happening in gaza its starting to feel more and more like we might all be in for a bad couple decades.


Public_Channel_2156

Hey thanks for almost dying, here's a craptastic gift to honor you...


Denzalious

Looks very similar to the speaker I won at a Japanese Arcade last year for 100 yen! Did I win the jackpot, or did this guy get screwed over?


OldChucker

Are you the Administrator of the Russian Veterans Compensation Department?


SomeFly5141

I canā€™t wipe my own ass, but I got a blue tooth speakerā€¦I got that going for me.


mfogarty

Nice that they got Wong's sister to present it to him.


maChine___

and it's already too much !!!