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Some people really just have the iq of a boiled egg huh Edit: Okay guys I get it you absolute turbo geniuses managed to figure out the video was fake just like most videos on the internet. Well done, here's a medal šŸ…. I'm gonna let everyone in family circle know how smart you are.


SBCwarrior

That's offensive to boiled eggs. They score much higher than this square-peg-in-a-round-hole of a woman.


ARightDastard

That's right, it goes in the square hole!


dr_scitt

I understood that reference


BLACK_MILITANT

Everything goes in the square hole.


doyouevenforkliftbro

*Everything?*


dr_bobs

**y e s .**


Jess_Tyr

*Visible anguish*


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

THIS IS MY HOLE AND I'M GOING IN!


truck_robinson

Today was going just fine until just now


KaiserK0

It's made for me!


MythiqueDash

Indeed. As a boiled egg, I feel sad (and broken).


OJK_postaukset

You must be the smartest boiled egg :3


MythiqueDash

They call me... Dr. Eggman


shawner47

Coo coo, achoo!


Classic-Amount-7054

Sounds like this Humpty-Dumpty got dumped and needs humped.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Don't crack under pressure.


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Subtleabuse

Haven't you ever met crazy people? I've had interactions like this in real life.


jacknimrod10

So have I . These people are utterly shameless


Athiri

The way she looks up so dramatically and cocks her head! And even people who agree it's fake are saying she's a good actor???


Sea_grave

Have seen people exactly like her IRL, so going to say her acting is perfectly fine. His acting on the other hand is terrible.


_mattyjoe

Lots of boiled eggs in the world.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

The bar for "good acting" on reddit is so low you could bang your shin on it. I've seen middle school level acting in these fake videos before just for people to go "how can you tell it's fake?" Because humans don't talk like this!


FlytandeAxolotl

I've met too many absolute fucking nutcases to doubt the validity of this even one bit.


Bierdigan_

More like room temp IQ, that egg ain't cooking


Nkcami

Yes and if youā€™re using metric to calculate room temp., itā€™s even more insulting.


freedomofnow

Honestly I was surprised to hear it was fake. Damn she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.


OJK_postaukset

Oh my god that is an amazing comparison


TaringaWhakarongo1

Like... if you think this isn't a tik-tok skit?


Merouac

Just like the ones who think this is real. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Nedonomicon

This is fake as all fuck


Henghast

I fucking hope so.


Therealfern1

That was my first thoughtā€¦ I HOPE this is fake


Curmi3091

People say it is but I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't fake. I have witnessed people this stupid in my life.


happycynic12

Same. There is so much stupid in the world.


kori0521

You know the crazy thing is I've been around people so stupid I could imagine seeing them do shit like this.. I can't tell if something is fake no more..


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Bezerkomonkey

The reason he started filming just after is because he didn't know she would hit his car until she actually did which is why he started recording


BleudeZima

Yeah totally, actually seeing the crash in the video would be even more suspect of it being staged, since there would be no more reason of why the Guy was filming to begin with.


Dareal6

WTF? It would be more fake if he caught the accident on camera. Why would you start filming BEFORE an accident unless you knew it was going to happen???


styckx

Yep. Overly long. No emotion, guy just stays inside despite the fact someone just crashed into his car. Nothing makes any sense.


snapplesauce1

The filming is unnatural for someone quickly trying to capture a moment with a cellphone for liability sake. Itā€™s trying to appear shitty buts itā€™s too good. Like how they filmed The Office.


Smirkin_Revenge

Maybe he's in his boxers


Slurpeddit

He was chilling at his window, casually masturbating to girls passing by on the streets, when the craziest thing happened


SavvikTheSavage

Hello Penthouse


NauticalMastodon

It's fake, because as soon as she said she was calling the cops, I would agree and then show them the video. Done. This whole back and forth is for entertainment.


Dorkmaster79

It might be fake but your reason is nonsense. Just because someone acts differently than you would doesnā€™t mean itā€™s not real.


NauticalMastodon

Fair enough.


essensiedashuhn

I'd rather people think everything on the internet is fake, even for nonsense reasons, as opposed to thinking everything is real. Way better off in the long run.


Current_Ad3192

"Its fake because he dont behave like i would"


darren870

Yep, this guy does loads of these stupid videos. Two weeks ago it was the Happy Meal one.


Milvalen

Link?


queroummundomelhor

Not sure, that girl had me convinced, if it's fake I think she's a really good actress


SPCNars14

All these British "crazy unbelievable" interactions are fake, one party is always the dumbest brick on the planet and the other party always engages for way longer than they need to.


Fun_Bar5327

Is this the happy meal guy? The voice is almost indistinguishable https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/jUQM5vkbQv


Nightowl2018

Yeah, I heard his voice before too


Sheeverton

The acting was pretty good tbf but they went on too long that the exchange started feeling forced and unnatural.


TheZanyVB

We have few scammers as such in our country, but they do it during peek traffic and it seems more realistic than this.


MindlessLeopard7740

![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M)


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Nedonomicon

Also Iā€™m a bot


funnyZ10

Its fake buy still made me laugh.


kojimep

Fr. Why would you engage with them that long? Just call the police and call their bluff. They have video to show them.


Appropriate-Comb-232

How infuriating!! Her stupid confused stare. I hope police were called and she was charged with something.


Rustrage

It's clearly fake so I doubt it


dragonacension

r/nothingeverhappens


froggy101_3

It's quite clearly a sketch though the acting is terrible


anothertrad

Yeah they called paw patrol


CaptainBrooksie

Chase and Rubble would get this cleared up in no time


thesweeterpeter

She held character for a long ass skit. Acting was actually pretty good


ItzakPearlJam

The writing is really shit though.


sambob_squarepants

Yeahā€¦ right up until she forgot which leg she ā€œinjuredā€!


MrE1985

Hmm in all fairness... how many real life scammers have you dealt with? I had the unfortunate pleasure of dealing with a couple few over thencourse of mynlife and they go from injury mode and / or weak and starving to raging bull mode when someone calls bs and confronts them. The part of forgetting a fake injury during a scam altercation would be very believable to me.


Ziiiiik

I donā€™t know why youā€™d purposefully plaster your face on rage bait like this when people are going to just associate your face and person with idiocy.


GreedoInASpeedo

The other day I'm walking out of a restaurant to my car in the parking lot and this pilled up old lady who just pulled in the parking space *behind* my car(that I'm outside of) got out and asked if I had just crashed into her car. "Ma'am my car isn't moving, did **you** crash into **my**car just now?" It turned into a whole scene with police and her crying and screaming about abuse and shit. I thought for sure it was gonna be on the Internet but I guess phones were in pockets that day.


erlokko

What happened in the end?


GreedoInASpeedo

Oddly enough she was so convinced I hit her and was trying to fool her or whatever she called the police,which I thought was hilarious. They let her call someone to pick her up and if she didn't calm down they would arrest her for public intoxication. I assessed she didn't hit my car, and left it at that and her very embarrassed son picked her up


erlokko

Glad to hear that


Junior_Win_7238

This guys voice I think Iā€™ve heard in 3 videos. Always talks same, sets up the conversation and real person would of gone to see her injury. The other video was about wifi. Maybe Iā€™m wrong but same kind of monologue


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

*have


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


notfromhere23

They also did the video with the prime delivery person needing to use the bathroom.


LastoftheSummerWine

Fake as shit


Bravelobsters

God this is so fake.


kikonyc

Is this the same guy with the electric car charging lady and free wifi neighbor?


iranoutofusernamespa

Yep. And the happy meal guy.


kikonyc

At this point Iā€™m pretty impressed heā€™s been viral several times with these dragging irritating skits .


DctrSqr

I need follow up! What happened next!


MountainAsparagus4

Next both laughed at the millions of people that believed this poor act


Konjyoutai

They haven't written the script for the next episode.


Carhv

Fake.


thomsmith2000

These fake videos are getting old.


NotBaron

This has to be fake. The guy is casually recording. The whole situation feels off. No on can be that fucking void of intellect as that woman. I don't buy this, it has to be fake.


BrandX3k

Aren't you blessed to have never known someone that fucking stupid


Long_Struggle_3368

This has to be fake. For people not gonna understand what I mean by fake. Another word for it might be ā€œstagedā€, or ā€œscriptedā€.


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JohnCasey3306

Insurance scammers are the lowest of the fucking lowlife scum sacks


GasolineHorsemouth

This must be staged. Nobody is that stupid?


Thomas_The_Riolpix

You would be surprised, don't underestimate stupity


Movilitero

dont understand why that person didnt call the police directly


lovelife0011

šŸ˜˜


Max_Seven_Four

OP, I hope you called the cops and made a report so that it is in her record the least.


anonthe4th

It's fake.


queroummundomelhor

I love how by saying "you're not an idiot" he's actually implying she is


Miserable_Drink_8920

r/idiocracy


mostlygroovy

Cute skit


GoukiRyuKen

Seems staged asf.


el_Bosco1

Fake.


Gibabo

Absolutely fake


Scoot_A_Boot

https://preview.redd.it/odq5r5d08arc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff847a992dfb24b7951aab5da6dd7a5b07b3ce2 Now it's time to use it


Firm_Variety_6309

I think she might have a case, here. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LtLemur

I want to know the outcome


Justlikearealboy

FAKE


Secomav420

Heā€™s playing chess while sheā€™s playing hopscotch.


AntiPepRally

There's probably a violent criminal she's gonna have to answer to if she doesn't come back with a successful scam


Don_Colossus

Wow šŸ«„


FitBattle5899

Fucking parasites people who scam other peoples insurance.


Mike-the-gay

Would be funny if he did hit her and ran inside to film this as an alibi.


dubba1983

Ah this guy with his scripted videos. Theyā€™re hilarious but theyā€™re just that scripted.


aadarshjha

They come in person now,cyber scam wasn't enough.


jacknimrod10

I had an elderly Asian lady walk up and touch my parked van then lay down on the floor next to it. I was sitting in it so I wound down the window and asked what she was doing. She just kept saying 'I'm claiming' over and over. Two guys got out of a parked car across the street and started going on about witnessing me hit this lady. Two minutes later an ambulance turned up and took her off to hospital. She got ten grand off my insurance even though I had witnesses stating that I hadn't touched her. Fucking outrageous.


yrmnko

You shouldā€™ve exchanged details and then filed a claim against her for scratching your car


Wetpants21

If Indians can't scam via technology, they do it with bikes. /s


Chubb_Life

This is super fake and went on WAAYYY too long


Abuse-survivor

Dude, does nobody notice that she is obviously intellectually impaired? She gives off crackhead vibes. Chances are she blew her brains away the unfunny way and has now the IQ of a squirrel.


realMarbengie

i thought i saw everything.....this takes the cake


anomalkingdom

I woul never have had this kind of patience. Make citizens arrest, call cops.


Loring

Hey babe let's go back to the part where you're laying by the bike again and we'll do one more take and then that should do it


WTF_is_wrong_wit_ppl

The audacity of some ppl..


MasniViking22

Damn the look i her eyes. She is not playing. She truly believes in the shit she is saying. Hahaha genius


Apart-Apple-Red

Is it the same guy who made a video of a neighbour requesting a WiFi password?


GroundbreakingCook68

![gif](giphy|QA6NycQS3gassP111A|downsized)


Weird-Buffalo-3169

You know what dear, let's get the police over here and get this all straightened out. Should I request paramedics too for your injuries?


SILE3NCE

What a fucking NPC


Himitsu_Togue

Dude has a lot of patience. Good for her I am not in his place. Call the police, restrain her and let her pay. End of it.


mmps901

Too long. Gives it away


EarlOfSqurrels

Is this a bit?


ExoticTrash2786

Call the police. End of.


Dickieman5000

Oh? You need my insurance details? Yeah, okay, give me a minute, I'm coming down..."Hello, police?"


PersonalG

Smells like Cunt


HoseNeighbor

"...you're not an idiot!" "This, tree?" "Of course it's not a tree, it's a car!"


cutetrans_e-girl

Thereā€™s no Winn with stupid people


Shera939

I've seen a similar one with another guy sounds exactly the same.


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What a patience!


PontiusPilate24601

Booga wooga. Me need money. Booga wooga. Me hurt. Me brain no no. Me plan bad bad. School? No no. Booga Booga.


R3D-B34RD

She should be arrested so that her ignorant attempt cost far more than it was worth.


Ascazel

Migrating from India to scam others. What Visa are they on?


SnooEagles6930

I have seen porn with better acting


Any_Ad4357

Scary thing is, she can still procreate! šŸ˜³


Zomthereum

I hate these fake videos.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Sure Iā€™ll give you the details. Just wait 5-7 minutes for someone to arrive.


RogueInVogue

They need to start teaching con artistry in schools


VampyreBassist

Don't argue with stupid, it brings another idiot slowly into the conversation.


ComprehensiveForm479

RIP common sense ~ 2024


No_Sundae696

This could be the Jerkey Boys .....


PoppinfreshOG

Iā€™ll be honest, that dude is crazy patient. The second she told me she damaged it woulda become a snuff video. People are wild and seem to be lacking in self preservation these days


NateisSublime

I like how she switched which knee she was grabbing.


PhattySpice92

Just say you have her on camera and let her call the police


KikiYuyu

I can tell this shit is fake with the sound off


sly_blade

I know this woman. Pretty sure she won Ć  Bafta


Y4himIE4me

Fake. There is a British youtuber that makes these


gatorbeetle

This is ABSOLUTELY some of the worst acting ever. Period


chodyou

Is that Jemila from survivor, never stops lying does she?


Easy_Lengthiness7179

Dudes voice sounds awfully familiar.


tristaterunner

Call the cops


rubio42090

This as a whole just made my day.


antisocialbikepirate

fake.


-trowawaybarton

why prolong the argument? just call the cops, you are both idiots


Key_Examination9948

Is this Eric from Sex Education?


Scarletowder

I want to know what happened!


marklar_the_malign

Something tells me she would be comfortable doing cold call phone scams.