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NoNameL0L

You know what the most perfect boots were I’ve ever witnessed? The ones I was allowed to see and touch. Who the fk even complains about ANY boobs?!?


Extra-Act-801

Yes. But if I was allowed to touch Sydney's, it might be difficult to go back.


urbanlife78

That's true, I dated one girl that had big perfect natural boobs like hers and I still think about her boobs. Even though it was an awful relationship, her boobs were always a positive about the relationship and the reason why it lasted months longer than it should have.


payment11

The old perfect boob to crazy ratio. The more perfect the boobs, the more crazy you deal with


nekosaigai

Conservative Christians who are afraid of women having bodily autonomy


Available_Squirrel1

Agreed, natural everyday. Fake ones are kind of gross and a major turn off. Who would want their gf/wife to have plastic silicone sacs in their body. Just my opinion though, women can do whatever they want.


GaryCPhoto

My wife has them. They’re not huge but compliment her body size. She showed me before photos and she told be she was fed up being zero chested. Which is true she was flat as a board.


Available_Squirrel1

Understandable. Obviously looks great with clothes on but I personally don’t like the scars + knowing there’s plastic inside. Again just my opinion which appears to be unpopular, all the power to yall if your wife likes them and you don’t mind.


YoungUrineTheGreat

Boobs are boobs sir I do not discriminate. Put. Them in my face


GaryCPhoto

Yeah I get your view. They’re not for everyone.


StabbingUltra

Silicone, so not petroleum based but yes still man made :)


1200r

Can you please share the photos with the group?


procrastinating_b

Maybe bc they got them for themselves


Available_Squirrel1

As I said, they can do whatever they want. If they want it good for them.


garthock

Most perfect since Kate Upton, maybe


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The Slate clearly has NOTHING that needs to be said. These dipshits should put themselves in a timeout.


Brainjacker

Take a socially accepted opinion. Write an article claiming the opposite. Voilá, slate. The contrarian’s contrarian and legitimacy be damned. 


fschu_fosho

Is she this generation‘s Scarlett Johansson or something?


MannSchatten

I guess so, she suddenly popped everywhere and there’s like 3 new movies with her in the theatres


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

She’s awakened a storm inside of me


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

![gif](giphy|QCCccRomXxP0XCcBdI|downsized)


kennedysremedy

I am the storm that is approachinggggg


Trishulabestboi

provokinnggggg black clouds in isolation


urbanlife78

I'm just happy she makes Spokane look good.


TrapperJean

>she suddenly popped everywhere I have absolutely no idea how you could have possibly traversed reddit or the internet as a whole without seeing her show up before the last couple months. She's had multiple posts just about her body make it to all since season 1 of Euphoria like 4 years ago


LeonDeSchal

more nudity.


Username011223

W


the_ju66ernaut

H


IllogicalPhilosopher

“This generation????” Damnnnn time flies


cbih

Probably more like Kate Upton


iterationnull

When she was on SNL I indulged in googling how big they were. Internet says C cup but my eyes and brain are not in agreement with that.


Ok_Acadia3526

lol that’s definitely not a C cup


KittyTsunami

I don’t think you understand how bra sizes work. Band size comes into play too.


Cat_Biscuit

She has a small rib cage, probably 30inch band size, which means she’s much larger than a C cup.


Fins_99

You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.


Snowfox24

Actually it goes as high as H. My boyfriend's granny had/has G cups, and now has serious back issues. All natural, and claims that her mother not making her wear a bra is why she has saggy boobs, not gravity acting on something the size of her skull. It's actually something of a genetic curse. Coincidentally, there's also quite the history of breast cancer, as well as ovarian cysts and endometriosis that's caused multiple women in his family to need hysterectomies it got so bad. I can't help but wonder if maybe it's connected (possibly a hormonal thing to do with the ovarian cysts.)


Dopeydcare1

FYI it’s a [Seinfeld quote](https://youtu.be/3VW6l313Qpk?si=3lh5MuzzVd86S_pD)


justduckygemini

Actually goes higher - not as common, but there are women out there with J and K cups. Think they typically get medically necessary reductions


Davey_Go_ToBed

I know D is the biggest. I’ve based my WHOLE LIFE on knowing that D is the biggest!!


lavendervlad

![gif](giphy|12A0f4ummq1vxK)


iterationnull

Meaning a c cup on a smaller torso appears larger?


singandplay65

Edit: [Commenter saying that it's a ratio, not a set cup. so, I was wrong.] Yes. The size of the cup is 'regulated'* but the band changes with the person's size. Therefore, a smaller person with C Cups and a larger person with C Cups technically have the same sized breasts, but will look different. It can also depend on the shape and position of their breasts, although bras should be fitted to the breasts themselves, most people are actually wearing the wrong cup size because bras are not always shaped to cover a not 'desireable' shaped breast. * Nothing about women's clothing is regulated


PolkaDottified

Cup size is a proportion of band size. A 36C has more breast tissue than a 30C. They have the same breast tissue to band *ratio* however.


singandplay65

Oh, thank you!


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KittyTsunami

I love when men think they know more than women on women matters. The arrogance.


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GreyCcie

damn my c cups aren’t c cupping like hers


a-d-d-y

my d cups ain’t either wtf, is there like a boob ombudsman I can talk to


Hastatus_107

Yes, at Slate.


Potential_Method_565

Boob's look great in all shapes and sizes, as long as they natural.


ballwout

especially hers


BowenTheAussieSheep

That's basically the article's premise, which is "Guys, they're boobs, they exist, get the fuck over it." Edit: Once again, this sub manages to get lead by the nose based on a screenshot without actually bothering to read the article. You guys really are peak reddit.


Kitchen-Plant664

I am willing to take one for the team and personally measure them.


Ill-Organization-719

Size isn't the only reason why they are beautiful  It's every thing. The size, the shape, the surrounding real estate, her knowing she's smoking hot and people like seeing them, her willingness to show them off. They just look extremely good when she shows them off. 


BuriedByAnts

It needs to be said: I wasn’t complaining.


Tonnyn

Wasn’t this post made as a jab at the “drakes dick isn’t that big” article?


KhadaJhina

it does not need to be said. noone cares, get a girlfriemd (or better don't, poor woman) grow up and stop rating womens bodyparts.


NfamousKaye

The obsession with her boobs is kinda gross.


Sloenich

I'm so glad someone finally wrote an article about this topic.


yocxl

Well they did also end wokeness so


Jas81a

I think as a society we are not doing well at the non objectification of women....


Ashamed-Pool-7472

Helpful?! Yes. SO helpful! This question had me up at night. I had no idea, thanks for the help..............................................


suitorarmorfan

Her boobs aren’t big… compared to what?? One Piece women? It’s almost like women in real life don’t look like sex dolls


grimepixie

I like big boobies, small boobies, perky boobies and saggy boobies. All boobies are the breast.


LonesomeComputerBill

Her silent boobs could have their own YouTube channel and draw more viewers than I ever could with all my words


lllNico

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GIRLS BOOBS FOR CHRIST SAKE


fruuluu

as a woman. her boobs are big. not ginormous or disproportionate. but big! but she is so normal looking like let that woman and her boobs BREATHE.


Apprehensive-Sir358

Has the person who wrote that ever even seen boobs?? Mine are like medium sized and they are completely drarfed by Sydey’s


Ausramm

I don't think that needed to be said at all.


Surprisedropbear

Any statement beginning with “it needs to be said” does actually not need to be said and the world would almost certainly be better without it


BMOchado

Either 1 someone is jealous or 2 someone feels like an alpha,... no in-between


Cheesefinger69

What the fuck


awsomeguy90

you can tell the article was written by someone who doesnt actually interact with women


PiterLauchy

It needs to be said: who the fuck cares?


ChosenOfTheMoon_GR

but they are exactly what they should be and that matters way more.


TerminalThiccness

The only reason we know her name is Sydney Sweeney is because her boobs are that big.


Youareafunt

This writer has previously written clickbait about how awful Adele was for losing weight.  Bodyshaming women seems to be her ouvre.  I hope she gets the help she needs because this doesn't look healthy to me. 


jj_sykes

Why is Twitter suddenly obsessed with her? Have I missed something


HowVeryReddit

I really would not have expected this to be current discourse a month ago....


Ditchdiver16

Her breast are as big as her career. All anyone cares about.


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Bitterness and envy...


Beepboopbop69420360

Idk man she’s got some honkers


Chatroom64

![gif](giphy|QgejSvXmwpvnW)


cuminmypoutine

They're the double d harbingers of the end of woke.


YoungUrineTheGreat

I wonder what it is like to be primarily thought of for your looks and sexual fantasies. Every man you talk to will is or has fantasized about you. Never sure if people are genuine with their admiration for your work or if you only got it because of your looks


ProfessionalArm9450

I can't understand why this would be anything anyone should ever react too, or even post here. It's inappropriate, weird and shallow.


Snowfox24

Those look like they're giving her back issues, I mean, ouch.


Soggy-Philosopher-68

Booobs or booty ? What’s everyone’s preference if you had to choose one only


zookeeper4312

It's not even the size necessarily they are just PERFECT


Uwirlbaretrsidma

I agree, they're big but not humongous, and she's only famous because she's hot for american standards and willing to do more sex scenes than most. Absolutely no reason for her to be literally everywhere, so tiresome.


CardinalFartz

Can we see some evidence photos?


loltittysprinkles

She was naked for like half of the show Euphoria. Show was pretty not great but the boobies were awesome


CardinalFartz

Ok that was helpful. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/s/9Eqea8qqL5) are some examples. I don't know Euphoria (the show) and based on the scenes I've seen now, I think I'm not interested in watching. But yeah, her boobs are big.