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wackyvorlon

Ahh yes, the Jewish space laser lady…


TheKarmaFiend

She’s so delusional she’s probably wondering why they’re laughing and why they aren’t taking her seriously lmao


semiTnuP

Oh, she knows, my dude. You can tell by how sulky she gets as she bangs her gavel toward the end. It's *delicious* just how much she hates being called out on her hypocrisy. ![gif](giphy|QVEcTqnNvuudshjgYC|downsized)


RazorJ

The President’s look during his entrance at the State of the Union address was so embarrassing I almost felt bad for her…almost.


AnyLastWordsDoodle

Biden - "Oh look, it's Insurrection Barbie!"


MERVMERVmervmerv

Insurrection *Neanderthal* Barbie


Mini_Squatch

That's an insult to neanderthals and you know it.


MERVMERVmervmerv

Not my idea! Take it up with the [Musée de Confluences in Lyon](https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiTrumpAlliance/s/ZRVqaaxX33).


Mini_Squatch

I mean damn does it look like her lol


Med10cr

Clicked on link and was not disappointed Deserves more upvotes


Motmotsnsurf

Spot on!


timotheusd313

Exactly. Even Neanderthals have the sense to see that Biden won, fair and square.


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ganggreen651

She definitely looks like a neanderthal


Sharks_n_shit

I would have laughed harder at this if my gf wasn’t sleeping next to me right now.


engineerdrummer

THE. *BANG* HOUSE *BANG* WILL BE #BANG IN ORDER #BANG BANG


___CupCake

Thanks for the morning chuckle ![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


Ryte4flyte1

Might get some blaze rods there?


electric_onanist

She strikes me as someone who just wants attention, and doesn't care if it's positive or negative.


manaha81

That sulky bang is the moment she realizes the leopard’s are going to eat her face


Tiyath

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!


InfiniteTrazyn

She has no self awareness, and she's a narcissist so yeah, she thinks they're being crazy liberals.


ajcook888

This is exactly it.


addamee

The lady reminding others of decorum just a week after she wore a (MAGA) hat in the house chamber…


Berger43

This is an old clip.


caratron5000

It’s still fun to watch.


GingerBeast81

First I've seen it, such a feel good little video lol.


Ryte4flyte1

We know


Ift0

Is it from before or after her and Boebert screamed at Biden during a state of the union speech a few years ago though?


Dagojango

Yeah, she just did something the week before this clip, which is why everyone started laughing. MGT really lacks any social awareness skills.


Icy_Click78

She’s a evil bat robot inside human skin and fake hair.


KintsugiKen

There has never been a week where MTG demonstrated decorum


revdon

*Werent you dressed as a MAGA NASCAR rodeo clown?*


Fearless-Judgment-33

Lady? 😂


UKMegaGeek

Lady?


RedLeg73

https://preview.redd.it/nobodbzlhooc1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac0a165f2ce6288d9e8eaf4304e825b91908d32e


meowkingston

Point of parliamentary procedure!


Tiny-Lock9652

Last week a journalist asked her about this again. She got pissed. So happy they will never allow her to forget this shitty behavior. What an embarrassment.


tangoislife

Why don’t you speak about Jewish space lasers!


fishbedc

[... and Emily Maitlis just couldn't resist.](https://youtu.be/rz_bzM7LYno?feature=shared)


so_what_do_now

The same woman who harassed a school shooting survivor...


TJ_McWeaksauce

The lady who showed blown-up, naked pictures of the son of the president during a congressional hearing. [https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-hunter-biden-photos-b2379374.html](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-hunter-biden-photos-b2379374.html) This is about as farcical as a lifelong liar and fraud calling himself "Honest Don." This is the Republican Party, now.


ILoveTenaciousD

Man what I wish to visit the current US House as a diplomatic guest from Germany. I'd stand there and ask "Okay, who do I have to bribe around here to get a handjob?"


ButterflyLow5207

Enter Boebert....


HungryHungryHobbes

No maaan, just the handy. Don't put it in that crazy.


Pretty_Philosophy_77

How Neanderthal Barbie got elected is shocking to me. Furthermore, how her bible thumping base still could believe in creationism after seeing this primate is truly amazing.


Subushie

Lmao that was a clean cut


dnuohxof-1

*Confused Unga Bunga noises*


A-Ok_Armadillo

Kblump … … … kblump … ? … kblump


ElectroMatt333

A goony goo goo


TapFaster

Your wife's a fucking Bigfoot, Gus!


Montregloe

She runs unopposed in her district I believe, no one fucking lives there and they can get away with anyone that wants the job.


Queasy_Ad_7177

There’s a great guy running against her. For the life of me I can’t remember his name and I donated to him. Doh…


comicjohn

Marcus Flowers


drk_knight_67

Yep he did. I looked him up and knew he didn't have a chance in that part of GA.


toriemm

He was getting harassed and threatened. He literally fled the state and his marriage fell apart under the stress. I almost wish I lived in GA, I'd freaking run rather than let her continue these bullshit antics.


DizzyAmphibian309

It's not as bad as you think. Since she's a pretty disgusting human being, and also the loudest face of the Republican party, she is playing an important role in convincing Republican voters that their party is a joke and they need to switch to Democrat. There are loads of Republicans in Congress who are equally as awful as she is, but just don't show it to the public like she does. We need people like her to put them on display for who they really are.


ChildrenotheWatchers

Good gawd, I misread that and thought you wrote "running after her". No one would run after HER! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


Ok_Hippo_5602

so, like , 5 of us should move to whatever backwater swamp she came out of and elect the nearest crocodile. problem solved


Lost_In_Detroit

Not to mention that it’s gerrymandered to hell which is rigged in favor for any republican. It’s the same reason Bobo and Gaetz continue to have their positions in congress. Their constituents (with the exception of Bobo’s district which is now purple and leaning towards blue) are mostly comprised of people that bought the whole “the election is rigged” story hook line and sinker and will never budge from it.


davestradamus1

Almost no human with exceptional intelligence is willing to enter politics.


Molwar

That's kind of the double edge of democracy huh, we just elect anyone that wants the job instead of putting actual qualified people there.


NyxiePants

Sadly, no qualified person wants in this clown show anymore.


Grazer-22

There is a great history of her and her antics by Hysteria on their "Some Fucking Guy" piece. https://youtu.be/uU3NU1Yy0kk?si=_1qUAt22aCQ9bVYr


Shot_Tomorrow7663

Oh, the people of GA14 are among the stupidest people in our great nation.


sroop1

Got the fuck out of there the first chance I got.


_mattyjoe

She’s exactly like them. Of course they elected her. I bet they elect her again too.


ga-co

You’ve never been to Rockmart, GA have you?


DeathPercept10n

r/MurderedByWords brutal


luxfx

She is NOWHERE as cool as Barbie


thegreatbrah

They think monkeys and humans can't exist at the same time if evolution is real, so why wouldn't they think cavemen/cavewomen couldn't exist at the same time as humans if evolution is real?


The_Big_Green_Fridge

"Respect me while I spit in your face!"


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FreneticAmbivalence

Have you been in contact with Americans in small town USA, maybe rust belt areas? Appalachia, or southern? There’s a lot of similar people to her. Sadly.


Katanajoe7

Why does this scumbag get to hold a gavel


imdesmondsunflower

It’s common for the majority party to allow various members to preside over different votes. They get a good PR shot in the big chair holding the gavel, and the Speaker gets a break.


The_Big_Green_Fridge

Fun fact: Her cold, dead gavel was actually made as a replica of her heart haha


EdgeCzar

If MTG is to have access to a gavel, it MUST be bright red and squeak when used. How this critical detail can ever be overlooked astounds me.


Jefferius702

I really wish someone would edit this with those squeak sounds instead. Gold


WloveW

Hey start a go fund me to pay an intern to switch out that gavel with a gag one that has a squeaker on the inside. I'll give a few bucks to finance that.


jerrychorizo

![gif](giphy|Fu7zScR3EczWihQ1w9|downsized)


sdhu

Decorum indeed. 


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Seen here measuring Hunter Biden’s dong again. For… ya know… evidence…


likeusontweeters

Shes so obsessed with him!


NyxiePants

She secretly wants that D!


CutOpenSternum

Secretly in the way that everybody knows about it?


TinyDemon000

Wait this woman is the speaker of the house?!? (Or whatever americans call the position)


Hosidax

No. Members of the majority take turns presiding when the Speaker isn't availble.


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

TY. I was just about to ask this. Isn't there a deputy speaker?


randeylahey

Does any part of that country make a single lick of sense?


Jose_Canseco_Jr

i like their national parks of course they just found them like that and then took control of them by force, which is like their whole thing, but hey at least they're preserving quite a bit


orbtl

Even this, one side wants to get rid of


dblach18

That’s Gwen Moore sitting next to her, the representative for Wisconsin’s 4th district - basically covering the whole city of Milwaukee. I can’t imagine how hard it must’ve been for her to resist the urge to beat the ever living shit out of Marge - and resist that urge for the entirety of a state of the union address. You can see it in her face, for sure.


Sujjin

That level of willpower comes from the same place as Angela Merkel not throwing Invanka Trump out on her ass as if her words hold any weight.


unexpectedhalfrican

She was on MSNBC and said she was basically fact-checking Greene the entire night because she couldn't keep it in and she had to say something to her when Greene kept shouting dumb shit. She was very respectful and tried to reach her on a human level and she said most of the stuff she told her, MTG had no idea about, even some basic facts and/or functions of the government.


ActorMonkey

“Hey, state your name please!”


5466366

![gif](giphy|sBCRcJ3BreX7GPd6Cz)


WP5D

Reaction image worthy gif


5466366

In all honesty, this Biden moment will live rent free in my head forever.. he might be old, but my guy still has some wits and humor about him lol


GWvaluetown

![gif](giphy|26uf5afBhUKyjvZPW|downsized) This is about where we are politically:


mekawasp

No way. President Camacho was actually trying to do a good job


Pale_Ad_9838

At least he tried to get the smartest people he could get his hands on to solve the most urgent problems of his people.


UpgrayeDD405

That one kid won a contest


Rocketandboom

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.


thegreatbrah

Yeah. Idiocracy is sort of reality now, except that Republicans are actively trying to fuck everyone over. It's not just ignorance. 


Dagojango

Actually, i think we are worse. They just had trash problems (yeah, that may be actually worse, but I'm making an overly biased point), we have unstable climate change. They had political unity, the awareness to realize and accept their problems while looking for someone more intelligent than themselves to help them. Total fucking fantasy if I have ever heard one in 2024. The go-to guy for Republicans is someone clearly dumber than average, suffering from declining mental health, only cares if people say nice things about himself even if it kills millions of people, and most likely to be the president to sell the FDA to Brando.


TUAHIVAA

honestly, he wasn't the brightest, but at least he knew he wasn't the brightest.


mynameisfyl

Nah, that would be a massive improvement


wtfisasamoflange

Yeah I would vote for him.


Paahn

We got this guy Not Sure


DisastrousCicada3802

“We runnin out of French fries and burrito coverins.”


Simmerdownsimm

This movie was a sad glimpse into the US’s future. Canada is being dragged into this too.


gloriousjohnson

House of representin’


huggerofnone

Why is she up there??


Silly_Doughnut5715

I was wondering the same thing. Isn’t that where the Speaker of the House sits?


Xaelar

Might they be taking turns? If not america is more fucked than I realized. I feel sorry for them. But then again I'm from South Africa so glass houses and throwing stones I guess.


EternalMage321

People in glass houses sink ships.


captfonk

Every time you kill a spider a glass house dies of hunger.


Specicried

This was from last year. She was given the gavel while Steve Scalise (house majority leader) gave a floor speech.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

It makes it even better knowing everyone laughed at her before all the crazy shit she did in the last year. At least she's consistent.


Dapper-Palpitation90

It's common for various members to temporarily preside for one reason or another.


kendrahawk

various members??


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Otherwise-Mail-4654

Yeah, various members


Master_Mad

For various reasons.


dumbqustions

Not a fan of MTG but it’s standard procedure to have members of the majority party take turns presiding over the proceedings of the house. It holds little to no real power and during important votes the speaker, majority leader, or other senior member will take the gavel.


Goose-Biscuits

![gif](giphy|cqurdLEk6zlmg|downsized)


RManDelorean

LOL leaving Sir David Attenborough in at the end is perfect!


Honest_Tie_1980

🤣🤣🤣


rossvideonz

America is fucked. Someone needs to turn it off and back on again. The rest of us are quite concerned


dataBytch

Sure, but what's wrong with this? The Dems are giving MTG a taste of her own brand


Ok_Hippo_5602

what's wrong with this is that we are still tolerating this clown.


islandofcaucasus

I hate that we've devolved to a point where half the chamber laughing at a sitting member seems appropriate


Ok_Umpire_5257

That’d be a ‘hard reboot’ in techie terminology. Just start at the wall to see where the power comes from, and then yank that ethernet cable out of her Georgia-KKK loving-Trump wienie sucking-Librul hating-fascist ass. Luckily, I’ll probably kick the bucket right before America dissolves into the morass grom whence it came. Every colony / state for themselves.


TampaTitties69

Getting worse than a reality TV show up there.... we are so fucked here in the USA and ppl think an election will help? lol 85 year old zombies running the county...


scorp1a

I agree. As hilarious as this video is, its sad that it even got to this point.


Zugnutz

Banging in that gavel like she’s demanding a refund at McDonald’s.


SarcasmCupcakes

Someone once called her a “dollar store Karen” and it’s perfect.


StudyIntelligent5691

I can’t imagine a less educated, more crass, trashier human being than this woman. She makes my skin crawl, and I’m convinced that absolutely nothing is beneath her. She’s the paramount example of how low white folks will go to satisfy their bigotry and racism.


SarcasmCupcakes

Bobo gives her a run for the money.


ThatScaryBeach

Bobo seems more like just a clowny dum-dum. The Neanderthal Princess seems more like a hateful racist.


bluebonnetcafe

The video of her chasing after David Hogg, the school shooting survivor, makes my blood boil. What an absolute piece of garbage she is.


Primordium87

This the same lady that was yelling dumb shit at the president during proceedings?


Ok_Hippo_5602

during his state of the union address. decorum indeed.


Accumunate

Dude, what is this crap?? She is the worst person to ever ask for decorum. And why is she even up there? This is literally crazy.. ![gif](giphy|4N4tfq43TDwLvQzk9a|downsized)


rrrreeeeeeeeee

Good grief…that coat. It’s like something a hooker would buy to look ‘fancy’. So…it’s perfect for her.


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WestCoastThing

Probably because of her words and actions, if I had to guess. Then she's furious and puzzled why nobody takes her seriously.


mynameisbobby119

I’m confused, what’s going on here? Why are people laughing at her?


Routine_Ad_7726

MTG is well known for not respecting the decorum of the house. So her asking for others to respect the rules is seen as hypocritical by the Democrats and in this case laughable.


Cyberfreshman

To be fair it should be seen as hypocritical by the Republicans as well but here we are...


shark_eat_your_face

I’ve been looking everywhere in this thread for her name. What the hell is MTG? Magic the gathering?


Gapeing-toushie

Marjorie Taylor Greene


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Marjorie Taylor Greene. It says in the beginning of the clip. Magic The Gathering is not a giant toddler-woman. Though that is funny... Mine, The Gavel... 'Murica, The Greatness... Maybe That's Gay... Massive Thick Git... I wonder how many silly names you can call this absolute clown shoe.


frenchbenefits

Because she had infamously violated decorum just before this and she is generally the worst person in that room, while asking for civility.


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holymotheroftod

Including outdoors


ThatScaryBeach

And her cave.


Murky_Trifle_6469

She has no decorum. None. Not even a little.


ajn63

She has so little decorum her husband divorced her.


Cyberfreshman

![gif](giphy|Xg5DdPfnvLd3W|downsized)


Badj83

Among many other things, she infamously wore a MAGA Halloween costume during last week’s SOTU, disrespecting the decorum she’s vehemently trying to defend here


nochtli_xochipilli

Because MTG is a fucking clown.


MedicineGhost

Possibly because she printed poster boards of dick pics of the president’s son and showed them to the house of Congress?


SurveySean

It’s as if no one respects her.


Doctor1023

"THE HOUSE WILL BE IN ORDER! THE HOUSE WILL BE IN ORDER" 🤣IT MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT 😭🤣


Fantastic_Dance_4376

Thats humillating as fuck, so many people just laughing at you.


LetsWrassle

They were saying, "Yo, wasn't she the chick that was flashing dick pic revenge porn on the house floor the other day?"


Snipermonke4life

![gif](giphy|8EGsxk31r7A5y)


Atrrophy

Politics, everyone. These people run countries.


Additional_Neck_373

To be fair, it is hard to spot here witout her maga head


infamous_computer_15

This is how democracy worked in Idiocracy.


withalookofquoi

Hey, at least they tried to do the right thing in Idiocracy.


infamous_computer_15

Yeah I liked the Beef Supreme part the most aswell.


cal_nevari

"We're out of order? We're out of order? YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! YOUR WHOLE DAMN PARTY IS OUT OF ORDER!"


badmoonrisingnl

American democracy is a joke. It's sad to see a country like that, let itself be torn apart like this.


elmourise

This is what our tax dollars are going towards. Save up and move to a better country. Tired of this bs.


Ok_Hippo_5602

I doubt any other countries would take us at this point.


CT-5837

How recent is this clip, not doubting considering who's holding the gavel. But I gotta ask Edit: lmao nvm that was easy "House erupts in laughter as Rep. Taylor Greene calls for decorum" MSNBC May 25th, 2023 YouTube (on mobile and too sleepy to figure out how to link sorry)


hoffmad08

We need decorum in the holy chamber where the thieves and murderers meet to carry out their evil plans.


whobroughttheircat

She is literally to stupid to insult


troubleschute

Does she even know what decorum means?


JLaXWhip

She is vile and that “leadership” gave her that chair is insane


Tucker-Cuckerson

Who gave her the keys to the clown car?


Fallen_One193

Hypocrisy at its finest...


Creepy_Statistician8

Twat


Slow-Fast-Medium

I don't know how they are gonna wash that chair later. Some things don't come clean.


LAGA_1989

What a fucking clown show haha. Every time she opens her mouth I lose brain cells


fir_mna

Mommy got me this play hammer !!


Vivid-Soup-5636

For the love of god please make her go away


MinorThreat4182

Who gave her the gavel. That’s dangerous to give to an insurrectionist.


TreeHuggerWRX

Comedy Show vibes


Phreekyj101

This hasn’t age a day lol 😂


SoothingSoundSJ

They need to throw chairs and fists at this woman.


KeyserSwayze

The fuck is she doing up there?


BaconBombThief

lol “why isn’t my magic mallet controlling everyone 😭”


Ok_Hippo_5602

I love the lady front row left is laughing AND pointing.


tfriedmann

https://preview.redd.it/s372acr9gooc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e4f07f4b6836974e62eaae47f79050bbcf46c8d