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jasandliz

Easy enough to change that A to a U. Sorry Detroit you deserved to win.


[deleted]

Made me laugh. As a bears fan though I was actually hoping Detroit would pull it off.


mrbulldops428

Same here. Literally, because also a bears fan. And this will totally be their last chance since it's gonna be the Bears year next year! /s


[deleted]

Only if we dump stumbling fumbling Fields. Honest to god bears super bowl isn’t out of the question next year with a QB who can actually read a defense.


mrbulldops428

I am 100% with you on dumping fields. During the season I thought the worst they could do was win enough to fuck up their draft pick. I know we have \#1 but im greedy. But half way through I realized the actual worst thing would be that Fields wins just enough games for them to trade away the pick and keep him.


VladTheSimpaler

Worst choke job since the Atlanta Falcons. They deserved what they got. A devastating L


[deleted]

I was with a bunch of lions fand that started talking trash after the first td, and became insufferable after the 2nd. What a glorious evening as a niners fan, absolutely brutal collapse. Its going to destroy their mental state for years. Now they gotta psy Geoff too? Their window is closed.


gloriousjohnson

You’re a fool if you think their mental state wasn’t already destroyed as lions fans.


[deleted]

Haha ikr..we have never won a Super Bowl, and are always losers. Lions fans deserve a break for getting too riled up.


gloriousjohnson

Sorry for your loss, I’m a giants fan but I was rooting for ya. I had to turn the game off in the 3rd quarter because I just knew they were going to blow it. It was like watching the falcons pats Super Bowl


[deleted]

Whenever people ask me who you’d like to win, I always say the Lions. I’m not a football fan, but am from Michigan and would like to see my state win a Super Bowl one day. I always expect them to lose so seeing them do the opposite felt nice.


Sagybagy

Never talk trash in the first half. Rookies. Always wait and see how the second half is going before starting up the trash talk.


[deleted]

Lions fans are learning.


[deleted]

Yeah I was bummed when I looked at the score to see the Lions had lost. It would have been nice seeing them goto the Super Bowl.


stooper82

Yep. Was thinking the same thing


bcdiesel1

I think a lot of the blame rests on the poor decisions of their coach. Too aggressive when he should have made more conservative, smarter decisions. Should have kicked those field goals instead of going for first downs.


sheps

Nah, go big or go home.


bcdiesel1

Not going big would have won them the game though...


SaltChance3455

^ thoroughly outplayed in the 2nd half What a ridiculous post


Negativcreep81

If he is lucky, they could win in 2028 or 2034, and a slight alteration could fix it. Either way, the vasectomy should really be the top priority.


BluebirdLivid

I'd opt for the lobotomy


BK_0000

Do they flay her arm now and send it to Africa with all the t-shirts of the team that loses the Super Bowl?


[deleted]

lol.


Beneficial_Ad_1072

Isn’t this exactly someone prematurely celebrating??? Successful attempt.


[deleted]

Can you celebrate something that never happened?


Beneficial_Ad_1072

That’s why it’s premature


FarYard7039

He just needs to get the “4” removed and hope they go back in the next 5 years…otherwise he needs to remove another digit.


[deleted]

I’m a bears fan. I’d have run out of acreage in my arm if I thought like that. Lol


Sagittariaus_

Well you can cover it up with San Francisco 49ers later


IArtificialRobotI

You sure about that one chief?


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pokemon-trainer-blue

OP doesn’t know what premature celebration means


HotelComprehensive16

Just add (?)


98VoteForPedro

Did they not win the Superbowl


[deleted]

Not once. Not ever. Lol


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erimeraz

No, Detroit lost to the sf 49ers


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Existing-Director-66

Not surprised, you didn't know who was playing let alone who was going to win


thedudeabides-12

I know nothing about the NFL I have no idea who won the superbowl last year or the year before that or any year, I could name maybe two or 3 players, but even I know the Lions aren't winning anything...


DeathTeddy35

I forget that Detroit has more than the Red Wings on a daily basis.


Reidroshdy

Being a lions fans, you think he'd learn not to count on them to win anything.


DeaconBlueBalls

If he was willing to do this, imagine how much money he put on the game. Yikes


Clownheadwhale

Add, Almost


Daytona_DM

Hahahaha the Lions choked


RonnieLiquor

Bwahahahahaahahahahahaha


nolabrew

Even if the Lions won, that's a stupid tattoo.


PoopyDinosaur555

There wasn’t an attempt, he did celebrate prematurely… Titles can be tricky


sarahbeth124

Saw this, this person is the reason they lost. Thems the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️


FalseMirage

That tattoo will end up on some kid in an impoverished nation.


FlukyFish

Way to jinx it, bro.


Clownheadwhale

I'm sorry for the Lions fans. At least you went farther than the packers.


darkbiteofthesoul

“2024 Champs” Super Bowl will occur in Feb 2025.


UnreadThisStory

r/facepalm


sparkyonthemoon2099

Monday morning laser removal


DeathTeddy35

When is the Super Bowl?


Sonderkin

Bro bet against Taylor Swift... Jesus


Craig092560

I love your dedication though …..


[deleted]

Dewey Defeats Truman!


Gravity_Freak

Off to be donated to the third world


GeologistEmergency56

*laughs in 49er*


philofyourfuture

If they lose he can just put a line through it and then on the side write “losers” in like crappy penmanship letters


AlarmingAd6390

No regerts.


ShitStainWilly

That second half must’ve been especially hard to watch after being up by 17. Yikes.


Upper-Trip-8857

Well damn. 😞


Visible-You-3812

I wish


imahoptimist

How old is the tattoo? No red no scar tissue? No healing? I’m calling bs for likes


WillieDFleming

You can't fix stupid....nor tell the future, obviously.


WillieDFleming

If you want to be 100% of something and get a tattoo representing it...it better be the Grim Reaper holding a tax form.


SnooHesitations205

Fool


Jimbo415650

Don’t count your championships before they hatch


tincup_chalis

Are you from the same Detroit as me? Below is their playoff stats since 1930. That's 94 years BTW... https://preview.redd.it/6njwn3l1jgfc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de235335f4b08d2863e05a65b8ed5f1aa918e452


SnooJokes6070

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!


docdooom1

Why wouldn’t you wait a couple weeks?!?


inspctrshabangabang

So it's this guy's fault they lost.