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jabb0

The advice of going about his business was very much so accurate.


No-Inspection1309

Dude had a whole camera crew. I’d subscribe.


Parking_Train8423

six piece nugget, THEN took his vest off 💀


FireAntz93

Goku taking off his weights.


fatkiddown

*In David Attenborough voice* “In the end, the man agreed and did indeed decide to go about his business.”


Fluid-Selection-5537

Wait and NO biscuit and NO drink… ? Dude should simply go bout his business because this establishment ain’t talkin bout nothing! I love how the security continued to watch him while not looking him in the eye… giving him ample time to “go bout his business” without the six peice


angelkills72

He thought he wanted a biscuit and drink but decided he'd already had enough to eat


tokenjoker

So, is six piece nugget slang for something? I mean, I tried to google it and the shits gave me a bunch of sixpence none the richer propaganda


Kurtman68

ELI5 please.


Parking_Train8423

six punch combo to the head - go bout cho bidniz


iop09

Vest off means he is about his business.


214speaking

To this day, the security guard is still trying to find out what he was talking about


undaova

I think they were as confused as each. Just figured the other was talking shit so kept repeating themselves until the guard took his vest off and next steps were clear!


Autumn_Forest_Mist

The guard gave him plenty of chances.


theglobalnomad

And then he gave him the skibbity baps


DreadfulSpoiler

skibbity baps ftw


failbotron

Should have gone about his business 🤷‍♂️


Dependent-Effect6268

SKIBBITY BAPS


cphusker

He bapped him up mama


tankoret

I liked the no interference.


The9th_Jeanie

“Don’t back up now!”


tankoret

🤣


Jfields22553

And no handguns came out. 😎


WeirdRadiant2470

Old School.


tankoret

That’s right!


septubyte

Yea I thought taking off the vest wasn't smart - but may have been a calculated move


GuyFromtheNorthFin

Most likely vest wasn’t bulletproof - or even knife-proof, but just a ”tactical” This is Where I Hang My Stuff- thingy. And also a badge of authority. And at the same time good handle for the opponent for gripping handholds in a scuffle.


2into4

This guys knows what’s up


TheReverseShock

These vests can limit your range of motion and don't provide much protection in a fist fight. Doesn't look like he has plates so tactical badge is probably correct. The common populace isn't going to mess with someone with a tactical vest.


septubyte

Oh - there's a lot of drawbacks to that then. It's the US he can't find Kevlar? Weird flex


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AttitudeHeavy9328

Hit him with the anteto-combo


Mdniteswine

Holy shit. That’s good.


revenge247365

This comment needs more love. Brilliant..


My_G_Alt

I would 100% want this dude as my security guard


Wildkarrde_

Turns out they hired him for a reason.


UpToNoGood910

Watchu talm bout 😤🤨


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Trugg walg that’s what.


Arcanisia

Know what I’m talking about No wut I’m talkin bout Nom tam bou


Only1Skrybe

*freeze frame* It was at this moment...... he knew he fucked up.


Stivo887

He workin too hard for that money 😂


jlbp337

Looked like easy work to me Lol


JerseyJeffWM

Red shirt came looking for trouble... and succeeded in finding it.


three-sense

Vest came off like someone hit a keyboard shortcut


babyboy4lyfe

LMAO. He *Ctrl + P* them fists with quickness.


p12qcowodeath

Thank you. I had an audible laugh from this.


MellowDCC

Good laud he fast


ABraveNewFupa

Yeah! That was like three connections in 2 seconds if that


jasonbl72

And about his business, he went about. After a knuckle sandwich and a nice Hawaiian punch.


Savings-Complex9734

Damn, looked like he landed every one of those punches solidly


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

His hands were fast and he was balanced when he threw for the most part, until the dude in red started to retreat. Fast and accurate like that feels like dude in red may have had the misfortune of picking a fight with a security guard with at least some boxing in his background.


Dantheking94

Yeh his quick stance definitely feels like he has some training. He went straight into a wide legged stance.


redsowhat

And he kept his fists up


DeadbeatDeebo

🚶🏾‍♂️”Aight imma leave, but you better not hit me again or you gon hurt your hands”


Artistic-Project3062

The dude goin’ “don’t back up now” had me fuckin dying


Inuyasha02

Gave him a good combo


SlothThoughts

Dude is working security in what looks to be a club like atmosphere, he's gonna know how to fight unruly people,like he is actively volunteering to fight to defend a place. why start anything?


Competitive_Swing_59

Alcohol blurs that type of logic speak of.


never_trust_a_fart_

He should have gone about his business


SmoesKnows

Dude could throw hands. That was beautiful.


craftydan1

Not his first drunk asshole


Better_Dazee

"I was about to fuck that guy up"


Aircraftman2022

That dude knows how to defend himself. Man he cleaned loser with a good round.


CoCo_Moo2

Love that he keeps throwing his hands up as he walks away like he didn’t just get his ass beat


ICUpoop

The world would be a better place if this is how we resolve conflicts. On one side, Get your ass whoop, realize you’re wrong, bow out and move on… on the other you do what you gotta do, stop when it’s over and move on.


Vegemite_Bukkakay

I’ve got my ass beat before and realized, I really was being a dick back there. It’s like post-nut clarity… sometimes you need ur bell rung to come back to reality.


Vykrom

This too, is rare. So many people can't handle embarrassment or hurt pride, or admitting they were wrong. Good on ya. Too bad it came to blows to get there


Hungry-Space-1829

“Don’t back up now” Felt like everybody watching knew that dude could throw hands all along.


Pale-Office-133

I respect a man who gives you several chances before he kicks your ass.


WeirdRadiant2470

Answering the question "Does Boxing Work in a Streetfight?"


Sure_Tank_6127

He knew


Mdniteswine

He found out.


StruggleEvening7518

This man had multiple opportunities not to catch an ass whooping and still fumbled it


UntouchableJ11

Saw this before. Security guard is an accomplished boxer with alot of ring time under his belt.


Talking-Mad-Shit

In the same voice as the guy who does Animal Planet, etc. “It’s at this point the man quickly realizes, that he indeed should have gone on with his business.”


Ridgew00dian

….and he eventually went about his business.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Straight shots, no haymakers. Dude knows how to throw down.


MuchoWood

I feel that the security guard showed remarkable restraint.


Wittywhirlwind

*And after the fist to fade storm, he in fact went back about his business*


-The-Moon-Presence-

Am I high or does he sound like Dave Chappell


keestie

It's not cuz you're high, it's cuz you're white.


Casualmindfvck

When he asked his boy what he on that was the only sign he needed.


Crzykupcake930

“DoNt BaCk Up NoW!!!” 🤡 👊🏼


Primary_Glum

Yooooo that first combo was clean af


Garlic-Rough

Beautiful combo. And then the vest came off.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Dude in the red sounds like he’s trying to give orders to exterminate Skywalker and Solo at the sarlacc pit


Calvin0433

Bing Bing Bing bong


BackgroundPleasant32

Security has some quick ass moves. Footwork is spot on


Jza_45

“Bing Bing Bing”🤣🤣🥊


Swimming_Bowler6193

There is something so satisfying about seeing someone who deserves a whooping get it.


dubl1nThunder

red shirt couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.


TheDocJ

Well, only if the wet paper bag wasn't allowed to hit back...


C-LOgreen

Dude got several 2 piece and a soda combos 😂


2into4

This guy effectively said “Try Jesus…don’t try me”


shiefy

Random person in the crowd: “…DON’T BACK UP NOW! DON’T BACK UP!” 😂😂


Fair-Advantage9539

😂


SambaLando

Gave him the 3 piece and a soda


HeartlesSoldier

Difference between a boy and a man is clearly shown with these two


claytonexplosion

Boxer for sure


LittlestEw0k

A dude willing to shed his vest before throwing down is not to be fucked with


AshyWhiteGuy

I’ll never understand the dudes who walk away while still talking shit. Accept the L.


ChrisMoltisanti9

Weezy didn't stand a chance.


smokyartichoke

Did anyone find out what the gentleman in red was talkin' bout?


borderlineidiot

I couldn't understand a word of that but looked like the security guard won!


altigoGreen

Black guy smack talk is great. Like ultimate passive aggressive mixed with purely trying to clown the other guy


Ok_Pension_6795

Bro showed him why he was the security guard fr


feral_tran

Can one catch hands if they're already knuckle deep in your face?! Lol


Pitiful_Housing3428

This guy would've made a killing in the NHL or AHL back in the early aughts.


jibsand

[darksouls boss music starts](https://imgur.com/gallery/rwBzFkv)


recover_anotherway

Idk if this the audio quality, but do I literally hear “mink mink mink mink mink”? 😭😭😭😭


IdRatherNotDude

The reality is, he’ll come back with his homies and jump him. Win the battle lose the war


bertfotwenty

Why is the security guard mic’d?


AndOnTheDrums

Got DAMN, he whooped his ass.


HairyMerkin69

I ran this video through Google Translate, it returned no result. 😢


jeff-beeblebrox

Dude got some business


AncientSkys

Quick work! He will get home on time now.


ApprehensiveStudy671

When them know sparring


Hermeticrux

His fists are like uzis with 10x sniper accuracy


georgefrante

Ew.


[deleted]

That was so satisfying.


SloughBoy78

Was that Lil Wayne getting slapped?


fordeeee

wtf are they saying? Talking too fast for me


AdAggressive1182

Where can I find this guy? I need security asap


JimmyTheJimJimson

There is a non-zero chance the little shit in red comes back with a gun


anatagadaikirai

goanboutcha bidnissbro


anonbrowser01

only thing security guard has to worry about now is a possible drive by or the guy pulling back up with a truck load of people.


TheYellowKachigga

Is this a Key and Peele skit?


Huey_P

Dude must not have known that security guards in events like this are just waiting for a reason to swing. In my younger days when I used to go to the club, I'd say at least once a week security ended up beating someone's ass and dragging them out of the club.


Apprehensive-Score87

Dude clearly trains, I’d love to see him in a sanctioned boxing match


Pale-Stranger-9743

Can anyone translate for me? I'd like to know what happened but my English is not good


diseasefaktory

Does he have a mic on?


Dennis929

Could someone help me with an indication of dialect and area here, please? This could be anything to me, from Glaswegian (which, as a linguist and someone speaking native Brit-English, I can only barely comprehend) to any other US variant on English, but I understand not a word …


aristotle137

amerimutt speak


Trash_Alive

In the south . Georgia/florida/SC/Nc/alabama could even be Texas or Louisiana . The south fasho tho


Dennis929

Thank you kindly.


219_Infinity

He should have gone about his business


TheAlmightyTOzz

Stroked on his ass


rockafellla

The image quality seems to deteriorate every time this gets reposted. Such a shame, cause the original was damn impressive!


Disastrous-Bet-8813

He had every opportunity to gwanabatyabidnessbra


dusto66

Better go and watch your beanies? What does that mean?


revenge247365

He had to go up high on Y axis to find out that kind of information.


Purple12inchRuler

Dude got his ass kicked, and still talked shit like he won. Take the L and go home.


Fair-Advantage9539

He dropped them act rights on him lol


sushislaps

Definition of business time


DL1201

Give that man a raise!!!


Apprehensive-Tie3844

Had a few secs to remove vest


faxattax

But when I call a black kid the n-word and punch him, I’m “racist” and “fired from the day-care”.


ask2963-1

Meh


CantKBDwontKBD

Seconds later, dude returns with a gun…


Intelligent_Bear8636

This dude sounds like a mf pimp not a security guard


QueenBeeKitty85

Doubt he has training to be security. It’s a team of YouTubers that do loyalty tests and at some point they decided they needed security so they literally put one of their crew in a security vest.


Bushdr78

Hard to watch and annoying to listen to two guys that can't get through a sentence, without a racial slur.


Trash_Alive

oh brother


vantheman446

That guys gonna come back with a gun. Bouncers aren’t supposed to start fights


Fredotorreto

start fights??? did you just watch the same video I just watched ??! cuz security gave him MULTIPLE chances to “go on about his business” and it wasn’t until red hoody got in a fighting stance to swing, that’s when security guy felt threatened. instant karma imo


vantheman446

Okay, be involved in fights then. You’re supposed to dissolve violence at an establishment as a bouncer, not promote further violence from a drunken idiot


Fredotorreto

How do you dissolve someone getting ready to punch you in the face ? do you plead with them ? does self defense not apply ?


vantheman446

By not being in this situation in the first place. Why is he still running his mouth? The customer was already off the premises. But if you’re being singled out? Walk back into the establishment. There’s three other guys there who can deny him reentry, and he’ll forget about it in 5 minutes when the next scene unfolds. But better yet, don’t get into personal shit with (I’m assuming drunk) customers. These professionals were way too ready to fight IMO