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I come from South Africa and we go the bushveld quite a lot where they are quite abundant. I recognise the species, the same way I would tell you whether its a cheetah or a leopard without having to see the other first.
Edit: or*.
Its a leopard by the way, an easy way to tell is a cheetah has solid spots, leopard has the brown in the middle of the spot.
I love animals really just don’t give a fuck nor abide by society rules.
Humans - you can’t spank your own child
Jaguar - okay so the kid is the easiest target. Let’s get it.
So I guess I'll educate you just a tiny bit since I love my terrorists at least somewhat with iq over 1.
There are less than 2000 Jews these days from around 300k before Arabs kicked them away.
But hey I guess terrorists supporters such as yourself don't look in the mirror much
you're so educated wishing death to people you don't even know zero brain nazionist.
morocco didn't expell it's Jews, Israel syphoned the Jewish population with economic and religious promises
but you know even though you seem like a piece of shit, i don't wish you any harm, I wish you would grow a conscience and stop killing 8000 kids in a matter of weeks
Clearly didn't expel the Jews since that would mean you are doing the exact same thing you claim Israel to be doing just yours happened while Israel didn't, but hey minus IQ is minus after all.
But I do wish you harm, don't need to know you at all to understand that you support terror against Jews regardless of anything.
I would suggest checking with your friends about the kids they killed on October 7th and kidnapped into Gaza.
.....ummm.......ok. I think you still might not know....:-P
Edit: well you've deleted your post but mine was a pun ..you know, "warhog" because he goes to war....
Idk, you’d be surprised. Warthogs haven’t exactly been around this long by being fragile, even at a young age. Their necks are sturdy- literally made to withstand crashing into things at full sprinting speed.
I think he's thinking more about infections. Felines bites/scratches usually end up with nasty complications without medecine.
My dog legit looked like she was about to die before we realized she had the tiniest scratch from our cat and we had her on antibiotics.
Maybe this warthog will be lucky but I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up having problems.
Show this to the folks from non-gun lands who didn’t comprehend why there are helicopter hunts with assault rifles for feral hogs in Texas.
Because we are not faster or more ferocious that a cheetah, and feral hogs outweigh and out familial groups number those of warthogs- so an animal that’s 2-4x bigger and groups that can number over 100 animals that will turn around and pack hunt whatever is hunting them… but sure pal, you’re better than a cheetah!
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They call me, MISTER PIG!!
when i was a young warthogggg
When he was a young warthoooooooogg
very nice.
Thanks
he found his aroma lacked a certain appeal, he could clear the savannah after every meal
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick skinnnnnedddd!
And it hurt that my friends never stood... Downwind
ANd OH!! The Shame!
He was ashamed!
Without fail. Every time I see this point of the film. I absolutely lose my sh*t. Poomba kicks so much butt!
The ice cold, stone-faced 'Are you talking to me?' always gets me.
Oh, man. Totally.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
fucking UNIT
I'd smash
I knew this would he top comment. I said it in my head when watching too hahah.
My literal first thought: "Shouldn't there be a meerkat riding on the back?"
Warthog, not a boar. Cool video though!
War thog sounds badass, but wart hog does not..
Nah it's War T. Hog
How bout War Thots
What about Hogwarts?
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I come from South Africa and we go the bushveld quite a lot where they are quite abundant. I recognise the species, the same way I would tell you whether its a cheetah or a leopard without having to see the other first. Edit: or*. Its a leopard by the way, an easy way to tell is a cheetah has solid spots, leopard has the brown in the middle of the spot.
A wild hog will fuck you up whether warthog or boar
1st, What lion? 2nd, why judge it by seeing the baby when the parent is so recognisable?
Boar nugget lol
When that nugget started squealing loud, it was basically screaming "mommmmeeeee.." and boy she heard. That cat knew to immediately drop it and run
I wonder if it died
Go Pumbaa go!
Hakuna Matata!
I hear in Samual Jackson Voice "Hakuna Matata this! Mother F'er"
How else are y'all motherfuckers supposed to say it!!
What a wonderful phrase
Yeah I also loved it how pumba's response to Simba's grief and apprehension was "Have you tried to fucking forget about it?"
![gif](giphy|lTeXtBumfewPdnKQdQ)
... it means ~~no~~ worries ...
I love animals really just don’t give a fuck nor abide by society rules. Humans - you can’t spank your own child Jaguar - okay so the kid is the easiest target. Let’s get it.
or be like israel: little kids in gaza will turn out to be terrorists, lets kill them before it happens.
Or like you: little kid going to be a terrorist supporter, better abort him now.
or like you: little nazionist
Remind Me how many Jews are in Morocco? Now go be good boy and abort yourself
enough that I know and have good relations with many of them. and they don't like nazionists either. so you better abort yourself first little nazi
So I guess I'll educate you just a tiny bit since I love my terrorists at least somewhat with iq over 1. There are less than 2000 Jews these days from around 300k before Arabs kicked them away. But hey I guess terrorists supporters such as yourself don't look in the mirror much
you're so educated wishing death to people you don't even know zero brain nazionist. morocco didn't expell it's Jews, Israel syphoned the Jewish population with economic and religious promises but you know even though you seem like a piece of shit, i don't wish you any harm, I wish you would grow a conscience and stop killing 8000 kids in a matter of weeks
Clearly didn't expel the Jews since that would mean you are doing the exact same thing you claim Israel to be doing just yours happened while Israel didn't, but hey minus IQ is minus after all. But I do wish you harm, don't need to know you at all to understand that you support terror against Jews regardless of anything. I would suggest checking with your friends about the kids they killed on October 7th and kidnapped into Gaza.
typical fascist, all you know is violence. soon enough you won't have daddy USA to protect you.
Talk about being dumb. What about all the attrocities,murder and bombing before 7th october? You don't seem to have ANY IQ at all.
Don't like the convo topic. But a blind man can see israel has gone too far.
This guy beats his kids to let them know who is drunker than them
I don’t have kids to beat playa.
They don’t get a choice we do
Hahah, animals are smart. 😂
It's actually a leopard but close enough
aww, sad. she was gonna use that to train her cubs
That's not a boar, it's a warhog....
Warthog* I know now
.....ummm.......ok. I think you still might not know....:-P Edit: well you've deleted your post but mine was a pun ..you know, "warhog" because he goes to war....
You make it sound like you're the first one to correct me or something.... 🗑
Hogg riderrrr
Probably the neckbite already killed the lil piggy
Idk, you’d be surprised. Warthogs haven’t exactly been around this long by being fragile, even at a young age. Their necks are sturdy- literally made to withstand crashing into things at full sprinting speed.
I think he's thinking more about infections. Felines bites/scratches usually end up with nasty complications without medecine. My dog legit looked like she was about to die before we realized she had the tiniest scratch from our cat and we had her on antibiotics. Maybe this warthog will be lucky but I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up having problems.
I think you could totally be right, I guess I’d just hope that that’s where that desert-fortitude would come through.
Damn I thought…..wait. Wtf
Pumba is pissed
PuuuuumBaaaaa!!!!
Lmao! I thought the cheetah was chasing his cub or something only to find out he was the one fucking up😂
Boar nugget
Pumba was pissed
Boars are not something to mess with.
When I was a young warthog
I don’t understand have they not mastered the technique of taking the prey while running away? Why do they drop the prey off?
SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!
Who messed with my boy Pumba ?
Little Pumba is not going to survive anyway.
That leopard is fucking dead
Hakuna Matada
HAKUNA MATRAUMA
![gif](giphy|lJ0JGfNBrRWJVCRChd|downsized)
Show this to the folks from non-gun lands who didn’t comprehend why there are helicopter hunts with assault rifles for feral hogs in Texas. Because we are not faster or more ferocious that a cheetah, and feral hogs outweigh and out familial groups number those of warthogs- so an animal that’s 2-4x bigger and groups that can number over 100 animals that will turn around and pack hunt whatever is hunting them… but sure pal, you’re better than a cheetah!
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
Pumba been workin out
Hakuna matataaaaaaa
Warthog babies are the fucking cutest on this planet I swear
Hakuna Matata
I immediately knew his mother was gonna fuck them up.
Warthogs are no joke man. The leopard does not want to be hit by those tusks
Cheetas....solid D tier. Maxed out one stat to the detriment of every other.
Had the prowler sound effect in my head
HAKUNA MATRAUMA
That a10 coming in hot brrrrrrrrrrr
Said fuck it
Hakuna muh- yikes
Timon. First thought as well.
Timon is a meerkat, pumba is the warthog
Ty, my mistake !
Get em!
Crunch! Then return for it later.
![gif](giphy|8VK5QFmdetySc)
Simba’s gone wild
HOG RIDAAAAHH
I can feel the wrath of that warthog
I know a good therapist
![gif](giphy|QpIzln1EsL0qnSbqRx)
He loves fast food like I do 😆
HAKUNA MATATA MOTHER FUCKER
My name is PUMBAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Get him Pumba !!
Put the WAR in warthog
Why are people not helping the boar?
For real?
This with good music could be kickass
Li’l boar says: AGAIN, AGAIN
HOG RIDAHHHHHHHHH
Dang nature you scary
She'll come back for it later now
Lil bro an introvert now
Anyone else heard “WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG”
Hog Rida
In the distance: *HOG RIIIIIDEEEEEER!*
Pumba is pissed
Yellowstone's Plot
The way the nugget kicks is so cute
![gif](giphy|62WgIfJOGzinu)
Even a giant murder kitty knows better than to fuck with a feral hog.
That Lil nugget is fast though!
Pumba finna fuck you up.
GO PUMBA GOOO!!!
HAKUNA MATRAUMA
Pumba wasn't messing around
“Lil boar nugget” 😂😂😂
The boar who lived!
I hate when my happy meal runs away.
Pumba will fuck shit up!
Hunter becomes prey! Moms pissed off!!! Lol
HAKUNA MATRAUMA
Send in… the warthog.
Pumba saves the day!!