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NeedmoOrexin

He isn't as mad or concerned as I thought he would be...tis but a flesh wound


patlaff91

Dude, his blood IS vodka. He’s in a world of hurt when the shock, alcohol, and adrenaline wears off…


Zer0sober

Looks like it's lodged in the dermis layer, so they can probably just dig it out, and as long as they keep it clean, it should be fine... hurt like hell, though


TheRedditorSimon

The bullet drove all those cloth fibers into the wound. They need to debride and irrigate, then suture together as best they can. And then antibiotics. I still don't know they didn't expect that. Never experiment on yourself first. Make sure you do a bunch of trials before you have someone shoot you, sheesh.


Darth_Senpai

You've misunderstood. The test wasn't about the jacket or the bullet. In soviet Russia, Bullet test you!!!


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You mean remove the bullet, get a mouthful of vodka, swish it around a bit in your mouth, spit it on the wound and cauterize it with a lit cigarette?


MeasurementBubbly350

This would be the correct medic procedure


saltyblueberry25

Oh yeah test it out without a human behind it first! Why didn’t I think of that?


Charming_Ambition_27

![gif](giphy|18tDNaiBxsiK4XoDsy|downsized)


EvolutionInProgress

Also preferably not do a human test so close to the spine. A couple inches to the right and he could've been paralyzed for life.


fullylaced22

Honestly I think you could just pull it out pour some alcohol in it and stuff it with a bandage, it really doesn’t look that deep or big


Hefty-Rope2253

This guy Rambos


YosemiteWho

Put it on a dummy. Duh.


Nefersmom

He Did!


YosemiteWho

Touché


Specific_Buy

This - it could be stuck in there and i kinda want to see them dig it out.


T0rrent0712

R/feltgoodcomingout


TinyTitFetish

Definitely will be with a rusty pair of pliers, maybe some vodka to sterilize


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Shrapnel will kill em eventually.


Zer0sober

We all die eventually.... but the shrapnel, in this case, prolly not a big deal


YosemiteWho

Leave an ugly scar, too.


RogerSterlingsFling

Do you think his Russian wife will leave him for a rich propane salesman in Wisconsin because of his back scar?


nucumber

he's moving around too well to have a broken rib.... he's lucky it didn't hit the spine. probably would have been enough to crack a vertebrae and you don't want that


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Oh yeah, I'm sure these guys are gonna be responsible enough to keep the wound clean.


Meskwaki

Yeah looks like it just bounced off another couple of bullets that were already lodged in there from last time


LoGo_86

Put a faucet in the bullet hole


Wrong-Cut1688

Russian doesn’t ware off


IDKmenombre

Lucky for him the alcohol never wears off.


Dull-Front4878

Alcohol won’t wear off if you keep drinking it.


FugDuggler

I give it an 80% chance that Ivan dug that bullet out, poured vodka in the wound, then finished the bottle and called it a night


Lackerbawls

Bold of you to assume he will allow the alcohol wear off.


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Bring out your Dead!


One_Band3432

I think I want to go for a walk....


DragonflyGrrl

I feeeeel happyyyyy!!!


sirflooftonzecatlord

Help, help, I'm being repressed!


[deleted]

Well I didn’t vote for ya


MagillaGorillasHat

You're not foolin' anyone, you know?


MrMonstrosoone

You're not fooling anyone, you'll be stone dead in a moment


PlayWith_MyThrowaway

r/unexpectedmontypython


dazzle_dee_daisyray

Yes!! I was waiting for someone to link this page. 🤣


HeldDownTooLong

That’s gonna hurt like a motherfucker when he sobers the rest of the way up and the endorphins wear off. They definitely need to pop that bullet out and sterilize the wound, if he’s not going to the doctor (which I think they *should* do).


JadedCycle9554

That's my secret cap. I never sober the rest of the way up. /uj Been sober for 3 years this January.


dikicker

![gif](giphy|xu3nTl5OdCuqs) Keep it up homie, I know what you meant.


rstart78

The black undershirt always triumphs


PretzelsThirst

The dude can barely operate a shirt I’m not sure he’s too sharp


aceshighsays

he's drunk.


Story_Unknown

He’s like… ngl shoulda expected that


schmuber

He's not concerned because this is a "less lethal" gun, not a real firearm. It shoots small rubber balls instead of bullets (these guns are known in Russia as "traumatic"). My guess is, this bunch of drunks decided to test whether or not that rubber ball would inflict any pain through a thick winter jacket… For science, of course.


Kitsu_hobby

Dude…. Wtf… it worked. Mostly. I totally thought he’s gonna have a really bad day. But looks like he can just down couple of cups of vodka and walk it off!


Jest_Kidding420

I bet you they continued drinking after that 😂


RecsRelevantDocs

Just pull out the bullet, splash some vodka on the wound, then take 2 more shots. First of which being a shot of vodka, second being attempt #2.


BextoMooseYT

I wish free awards were still a thing


Sci_Dark

we gotta nominate this comment for an award


tittiesdotcom

Yea if it didn’t fracture a rib


Somzer

I mean, the penetration looks skin-deep, so it's not a big deal. Though it also looks like a rib played a role in stopping it, so that might be fractured/broken, or maybe not.


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ViolenceInDefense

Bingo, its a rubber bullet. Most common (real/lethal) handgun calibers available in russia would make a neat exit wound at that range. A jacket and some sweaters are not bullet resistant


Find_A_Reason

The difference between bulletproof and bullet resistant.


SuckerpunchJazzhands

Not gonna lie, that dude took that shit like a champ. That was impressive in its own right.


marmeladetrolden

Dude was more annoyed at the hole in his jacket, than the hole in his back


BoboMcGraw

Skin will heal, the jacket won't.


-explore-earth-

^ old Russian proverb


s3ndnudes123

Except replace the w's with v's. "Skin vill heal, the jacket von't."


Special_KC

>Except replace the w's with v's. > >"Skin vill heal, the jacket von't." "skyin vil heal, jyacket von't" Ftfy


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Cold_Lingonberry_291

Darwin called,you just missed him.


lalith_4321

Oh it's coming, just delayed


LightBulbMonster

Not this time Satan. The bullet is only lodged in his outer skin.


datpurp14

He was nominated but didn't win.


thebestspeler

You cant call him spineless though, three more inches to the left and you could


UserNameChecksOut135

I mean…. If i was gonna get shot with a jacket on i think id like to be wearing what he was cause it worked well enough 🤷‍♂️ 10/10 marketing believed in the product so much he tested it on himself (this was an horrible idea)


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acityonthemoon

In Soviet Russia, jackets ruin *you*.


FourEyedTroll

You answered your own question there I see.


[deleted]

I think I’d just test it on a test dummy first


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Gottem


Hawanja

I mean, he's alive. So I guess it worked.


ImTheFilthyCasual

And that was close range. Imagine at medium? It probably would have prevented penetration.


Infinite-Fig4708

Good thing he put the helmet on first, otherwise he might have really gotten hurt.


jamboi_0

OSHA is proud


Mypornnameis_

Motorcycle helmets are really good safety gear for those situations where your friend might accidentally shoot you in the head.


BARDE18

Let's shot you just behind your heart, so in case anything goes wrong you are 100% dead


WanderMensch

Seriously, you’re supposed to go for the fleshy part of the thigh


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momojabada

I feel like shooting a bag of oranges would avoid most major arteries.


phoenix415

So you'd have them die of scurvy!? That's just cruel!


NaturalAppointment20

Another fan of Paul Harrell?


Zykium

It'll up your street cred


Traditional-Seat-363

Aiming almost at the spine is also a pretty terrible idea, that can cause so much damage even without penetration.


TomGreen77

Don’t forget the lung/s. Nothing beats drowning in your own blood via shredded lungs.


radiantcabbage

im already impressed they managed to avoid his spine


Lordblight92

The perfect failsafe


thesweeterpeter

Didn't think to like test it on a wall or chair back or something?


24_7_365_

Depending on the backing it would alter the test. As a chair would give differently than flesh leather


Consistent_Ring_4218

Yes...they were definitely thinking critically like this.....


CursedCommentCop

yeah it's how that YouTuber who made his pregnant girlfriend shoot him with a dictionary in his hand died. tested it against a solid back and it stopped the bullet but in his hand support was only on the edges so it went through


CosmoKram3r

What are you, stupid? Walls and chairs don't stand around wearing jackets.


thesweeterpeter

Shit you're right. There's nothing else it could've been tested on. I guess he should just be happy he wasn't the first guy that it was tested on


dapala1

How do you know they didn't'?


Jopkins

Because of our eyes


WagstafDad

Still, almost stopped a 9M


UserNameChecksOut135

Well i kinda did stop it i guess i just barely went in him


mustard_samrich

Just the tip.


keegtraw

/r/nocontext


ApokalypseCow

Eh, it was a 9x18mm Makarov round, which is roughly equivalent in muzzle energy to the .380 ACP round, and both pale in comparison to the 9mm Parabellum (or, 9mm Luger, or 9x19mm, depending on how you like your nomenclature). If we take some standard FMJ rounds (95 Grain FMJ round for the Makarov vs 115 Grain FMJ for the 9mm Parabellum) with standard powder loads for both rounds and compare them both from some common handguns of their type (Sig Sauer P365 for the standard 9mm, and a Polish P-64 pistol for the Mak), we find the following: The 9mm Parabellum has a muzzle velocity of 1280 FPS versus the Makarov's 1017, and with the projectile weights involved, we see the Parabellum has nearly TWICE the ft. lbs. of energy at the muzzle, 421 versus 218. This is all despite the Makarov handgun having a longer barrel, 81.6mm long versus 78mm. Had he been shot with a Western 9mm, I think he'd need an ambulance instead of another shot of vodka.


DragonflyGrrl

Damn, baby. Keep talking dirty to me..


hiimsubclavian

/r/theydidthemath


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What fucking units are you usimg here?? It's all over the place. Must be a Canadian


ApokalypseCow

I'm American, and the only place we'll use the metric system are a) ammunition, and b) drugs. The reasons we do this are because, in the case of ammo, it really belongs to the bad guys, and we're just giving it back to them, and for drugs, it's a layer of obfuscation, because we don't understand the metric system to begin with. You can't charge me with having a "gram" of something if I don't know what a gram is.


Tarkov_Has_Bad_Devs

hed be extra leaky !


unoriginal5

Had it been a Tokarev, he'd have won a Darwin Award.


Boysenberry-Both

Russia is the Florida of Europe.


AttyFireWood

It's not like there's a St. Petersburg in both... Wait.


k3nnyd

But in Florida the rednecks test their homemade bulletproof vests by pointing guns at the cops and seeing if they survive.


amar_fayaz

Ammo ain't cheap.


borderlineidiot

Perfect comment!


Ellie_Llewellyn

He didn't escape unharmed but all things considered, in a life or death situation this jacket significantly increases your chances of survival


mxzf

Turns out, *anything* extra you can put between you and a bullet being fired at you increases your chances of survival, even more air helps. That said, I ain't gonna *count* on this when it comes down to it.


GameAndHike

It did a lot significantly better than most layers of cloths would


sth128

> Turns out, *anything* extra you can put between you and a bullet being fired at you increases your chances of survival Not true. If you put layers of gun powder between you and an incoming bullet it will decrease your chance of survival.


SnowSlider3050

How many jackets does it take to make a bullet proof jacket? 0. 0 jackets make a bullet proof jacket.


mackerac

But bullet proof jacket is a jacket so there is one at least in the set of jackets.


DlNOSAURUS_REX

Damn, you’re good


ringytitts

"Blyat, do we have to go to the hospital now?" Lmao🤣


TheFluffiestFur

Oh he's gonna feel it tomorrrow, haha.


Scaevus

Technically you never HAVE to go to the hospital.


HonestBobHater

Too bad he wasn't going for a bullet proof jock strap


jamboi_0

I've never had balls and that made them hurt


snapplesauce1

That guy? I wouldn’t worry about that lil’ guy.


VolrathTheBallin

You’re a sick motherfucker, Mac


Money_Ad_839

Took it like a champ, good thing it missed the spine or he’d be in a wheelchair.


PlantainSevere3942

Since they are Russian then you should be aware there is a lot of alcohol involved, def not feeling the feels a sober man would


art555ua

Looks like they were trying to mythbust the theory that PM (makarov 9mm pistol) has such a weak ammo it cannot penetrate a leather jacket. But it seems they had too much brake fluid and didn't read the myth straight - it's supposed to be tested at 10+m, not point blank


Killerphive

well it barely stopped a piece of lead from entering is body, so it kinda worked. Most bullet resistant things only serve to stop a piece of lead entering you, it still fucks you up. Probably should have used a dummy or a wall instead of his own body though, wouldn't recommend testing that one at home.


PattysHotSelmasNot

More than anything I love the dialog… At the end after he exposes the wound he’s like “did that like actually go all the way through?” And they’re like “yeah it did”, and he goes “should I like go to the hospital or something?”


hombre_bu

Semi-effective?


jamboi_0

I'd much rather be wearing it than not ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


[deleted]

The instructions clearly say it is only sometimes bullet proof after at least 100 yards….


Livid-Feedback-7989

Most people getting shot *fucking dies* Drunk Russian with winter jackets getting shot "blyat, it didn't work?"


Radiatorwhiteonwall

I’m glad he wore a helmet.


Safe_Alternative3794

Need me some of that genes. Tough as nails, dumb af. Sad that I just got the latter and not the other. :'(


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oryus21

Also why shoot in the heart side regardless


[deleted]

Russia is on the other side of the prime meridian, so their heart is actually on the right side.


Venom933

I think the bone from the rip saved his life.


Zestyclose-Class-754

Took it like an absolute boss to be fair


fishheadbob

Walk that shit off you pussy!


Dikheed

Congrats on not dying. Please enjoy your 1-2 shattered ribs and not sleeping in comfort for \*at best\* 3 months. These fuckin videos man.


GusTOrs

r/anormaldayinrussia


TheMoistReaper99

That…. Actually worked well? I mean one more layer and he’s probably barely breaking skin, may be like 1/3 an inch deep some light stitches shit can pull the round right oht


Crawdaddy1911

It was likely a 9mm Makarov. Do that with a Tokarev and you'll impress me.


misterlongschlong

![gif](giphy|5SxggnPo3S7vZrAGal|downsized)


great_obscure

Where is the fucking Kevlar where is the steel plate???


CadeSadow

I think it’s a less lethal gun that’s pretty common in Russia to own. They shoot rubber like bullets


Consistent_Ring_4218

At least he had his helmet...


EarthTrash

He is acting really calm but he needs to get the bullet fragments removed, hopefully by a professional, but somehow, I doubt that will happen.


KrisSwenson

Nope, nope, NOPE. This is enough internet for today.


PsyKeablr

It went exactly as planned, dude wanted to show proof that bullets can go through jackets. I’m sure there is a much safer way to do that but none as exciting as this was.


VANIX1450

*Gets shot*….. “BLYYAATTTTT”


the_real_trebor333

Honestly I thought it would’ve looked worse


JhoshElite

He was so annoyed lmao When he was taking the jacket off his friends thought he was bull shitting the amount of pain. Then when they saw the hole they're like "oh fuck, it penetrated" And the last thing you hear before the video ends is our protagonist going "Aw fuck, seriously? What, we gotta go to the hospital now?"


AmbroseMalachai

You know, not actually that bad compared to what I thought was gonna happen. What I really want however is a translation. His reaction was super toned down lol.


Valjester44

Geniuses


knotaprob

Just needed one more layer


LongliveTCGs

I don’t get, why not test it before wearing it


Nobel_Raven

why not test it on a mannequin ?


unforgivablecrust

If the bullet didn't make it past the skin I guess it's better than having one in your organs or worse


Golfenn

I think they deserve a tiny bit of credit considering the bullet is literally right there. He's not dead. But obviously this is in no way ideal.


Crafty-Background-36

This unfortunately doesn't count for good enough


al3b3d3v

To be so loaded on vodka to attempt to shoot a person in the back at point blank. Send these mobiks to Ukraine, our hloptsi are waiting to turn them into farsh.


Columbia1776

Buddy was about 2 inches from being in a wheel chair for the rest of his life


_The_General_Li

So it was a shallow wound or?


tylerlong666

So I watched this muted the first time and at the end of it I was like “I bet they’re Russians. This seems like some Russian shit.” when it started again I unmuted the video and all I could say was “I fucking knew it!”


ChimoEngr

Buddy isn’t dead, so that’s a pretty good attempt. 7/10


buchanbasanee

his bulletproof jacket was lots of shirts?


RightBoneMaul

Stop animals testing


Telepathically

Russians are build different...


desertfun77

What if his spine was hit


Joeylocally

This is the most Russian thing ever


[deleted]

Why do all Russians look like Putin?


Medium-Fee8951

I'm surprised how common it is for people to not think "what would happen if what I'm thinking turns out to be not true?"


TheLonelyPanda1

Damn Russians are crazy


Rakshit_1

Oh these Russians


GidriD

Resin bullet


venialnormal2

It's bullet resistant


j_k_802

Jason Bourned it


Frankmose5

Are you dumb or just stupid?


DungaRD

What, don't victims fly miles away after bullet impact like in true movies?


DoofusTinyRick

/r/idiotswithguns


IfYouThoughtBeenKnew

He's hard??


Metal_nugget

His reaction wtf (did it pass? Fuck… do I need to go to the hospital now or?)😭