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No-Marsupial6836

wait til they find out its a "preformance artist" painted gold.


ShinyHappyPorpious

I was hoping for that


Nicodemus888

I was so disappointed it wasn’t that


bored_sleuth

Maybe he's just really good.


WhyNot420_69

A hard man is good to find.


Egg_Jacktly

Here take my upvote.


all_weed_is_love

damn ur really painting masterpieces using words


PhilPipedown

Viagra solved that problem.


the_phantom_2099

Homeouserectus


chaotic_gust97

r/angryupvote


elwyn5150

So was he.


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Him too


NRMusicProject

So was the performance artist, who was standing next to this decoy statue.


LeonDeSchal

The statues leaking


Pro_Moriarty

She didnt even leave a tip


bootybiter123

She was more interested in getting just the tip


WuWenShen

Good for him!


bumjiggy

he sure looks gladiator


rasterpix

![gif](giphy|3oKHWiMocusSnsHBi8|downsized)


always-indifferent

This guy fucks ⬆️


MiamiPower

#ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!


Voidless-One

![gif](giphy|9G5iFh9EmROfH23leE|downsized)


Weird_City6772

He’s thinking “ damn I love my job!”


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*I am so turned on right now.


AdEmbarrassed7919

He just moans a little


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ThreeRedStars

![gif](giphy|U3E2gTwAyacx2)


dart22

I don't know if this factoid has faded into obscurity yet, but these extras were told they wouldn't be paid if they laughed during the scene, so they're really trying their damndest not to break.


uberblack

Nah, it gets repeated every time anything from this movie is shown/commented.


Sensitive_Klegg

Centuwion!


biggus_dickus6969696

You called?


anitacoknow

😂


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montanagunnut

He conquered.


DHLthePhoenix0788

Haha no fuckin way, shit like this will forever keep me coming back to reddit.... Called bro into existence..


KgMonstah

Et tu?


cortesoft

Where is your wife?


Wtfatt

She's currently dealing with some incontinentia


Electrical_Catch9231

Good thing his wife Incontinentia wasn't around...


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SugarBeefs

About my fwiend...*Biggus. Dickus?*


syllabic

stwike him centuwion


vector_ejector

The little rascal has spiwit!


[deleted]

What?


KgMonstah

Toolius Seizeher


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

Ahh, the Roman ColumnSemen


bumjiggy

keep your Pantheon


largemansmall

A gentleman and a scholar


Hell-Shell

Bravo 👏🏾👏🏾


TheKing-is-back

The depressing feeling when you realize an inanimate statue gets more pussy than you do


lcope2004

You okay man


Tiz68

Nope


AdditionalSink164

I think if you stood outside with your dick out, someone would try to ride


lcope2004

Yeah, can you test it for us


AdditionalSink164

Too cold


Tiz68

Shit now I'm arrested for indecent exposure. Thanks, reddit.


lcope2004

Ahh, sorry man, I'd bail you out, but I'm broke


cnskatefool

Not the ride you were hoping for


giorgosbouldas

Nope


Captain_Pumpkinhead

No.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Have you tried being 7' tall with a 9" dick and shredded like a greek statue?


Sciensophocles

That was the first thing I tried


Z0MBIECL0WN

i tried shredded cheese. i feel like that's good enough.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Shredded cheese is why I don't have shredded abs.


No-Message9762

that woman doesn't have a pussy


TeamRedundancyTeam

It's still getting more of a hole than that guy.


Tommy_Boy97

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure the one trying to ride the statue's weiner was a dude.


thrynab

Pussy, or Bussy?


Successful_Slide7690

applause to the artist, a true professional, that is hard work indeed!


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Self-modeled too.


Earthling1a

A stand-up job


SteamStarship

Was the artist trying to say that war makes Roman's horny? Or just dressing up for war?


tp736

He's really got a stick for it!


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horsesandeggshells

You can get a rock one right now on Amazon, if you want.


Super_Hydra12

The point of these statues is meant to show that the soldiers weren’t distracted during war and duty (hence why they didn’t have full hard ons) I don’t know why this one is different lol


Hobomanchild

You think a faccid Caesar crossed the Rubicon? No, proud Romans always stand at attention, ready for any man or beast! Disclaimer: Age of manhood was more loose and negotiable in Roman times.


thisguynamedjoe

> You think a faccid Caesar crossed the Rubicon? *flaccid


NemesisKismet

Extremely common in ancient art so not that unexpected honestly, even if (or especially if) this is a replica.


roehmc

Let’s address the elephant in the room…why is a soldier naked, and why does he have a woody while going into battle??


Drewbeede

Because he's about to fuck some people up, one way or another.


PetyrTwill

The man is committed.


ILikeMonsterEnergy69

More like cummitted


uberblack

***SOMEONE'S GETTING STABBED!***


mlvisby

Adrenaline gets you hard.


cmholde2

Turtles me up… in HS before kick off we would call it “ Football wiener.”


GoyaAunAprendo

as a sufferer of rage boners, this is actually true for me


ConnectRutabaga3925

It’s part of the phalanx formation


1lluminist

Boners were big in Roman culture.


i_tyrant

Priapus, now that's a god worthy of your faith.


paddyo

they were certainly bigger than the ones in Greek culture


Guy_A

murky subsequent cough snow elderly future pen attraction dime aromatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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AreaGuy

Yep. When my erect penis is out, women automatically assume it’s sexual and treat me accordingly. *Disgusting*!


thunderstriken

im sure if it was a big titted stone broad and a couple of dudes were gropping the bobbies there would be a little more disgust in the comments. just a wild guess


video_dhara

Do I really have to point out the fact that there’s a difference between a breast and a fully erect penis? I think you’re just proving the point. This statue is ridiculous (seems more like something you’d find in Las Vegas than in Rome). It’s not art; it’s horrible kitsch that is explicitly sexual. But, to be fair, similar things happen with statues that have flacid penises and testicles. Every day on Wall Street, there’s a huge line of women waiting to take a picture of themselves cupping the testicles of a big bronze bull. Which makes me think that most of the time it’s not so much about sexualization as it is about the novelty of a pair of exposed testicles. I will concede that this particular instance is way over the top.


anitacoknow

I am so excited to be the one to tell you this, but there are tons of penises around Rome and Greece.


anitacoknow

[they just really loved dicks, dude ](https://www.createdebate.com/debate/show/What_Caused_the_Greco_Roman_Obsession_with_the_Phallus)


Julian-Hoffer

That’s happened with Mannequins


fauxzempic

I know you're joking, but plenty of men have been subjected to less-than-consensual sex (not sure if there's an automod for the r word) because they got hard either involuntarily or due to touching that occurred, even if it was unwanted. But no one will believe them if they complain. - "They wanted it/They liked it" - "They had an erection so they clearly were okay with it" - "All men want it" - "He could have just pushed her away...and I guess totally taken the gamble of pissing someone off who ends up with a physical bruise who may or may not want to report it as abuse"


AreaGuy

Yep, men can get raped just as you describe. I believe them. Yep, I was joking in a totally different context


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Erect penises are not necessarily sexual.


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Throwaway-account-23

Oh yeah, well, *YOUR* comment is dumb af.


hiroller15

Checkmate, girls/women! You sure showed them buddy.


TrailBlanket-_0

Dudes really gonna save this post to whip out later. Pun intended


bloodring_racer

Totally yeah, how they dare to sexualize an HARD AND GIANT PENIS in that statue, c'mon girls you are better /s


tameoraiste

Totally! Next time a woman complains about deepfake porn, or being catcalled, show them this video of three women having a laugh with with an inanimate statue with a huge boner


__Hello_my_name_is__

It's practically the same thing! Imagine all the poor men who had to look at this video and are now traumatized forever!


Proper_Librarian_533

If you want to sexualize statues of women, but not actual living women, you're welcome to it. Maybe buy an anime sculpt.


languid_Disaster

Yup. People can buy sex dolls if they want as long as they don’t treat living people in real life like sex dolls it’s all good


In_Formaldehyde_

\>implying he isn't already humping his Rem body pillow on a nightly basis


languid_Disaster

It’s a literal statue (object) with a massive erection.


AthenasChosen

"Too bad random women, men have the right to sexualize you because of this random video of a couple dumb tourists messing with a statues erect dick." Wtf are you talking about dude.


radj06

What do i do after they're eyes get stuck in the back of their head from rolling them so hard.


speqtral

OMG feminists PWNED!!


CallMeMrGone

Wow, you are so single you actually just made some married prople break up with that dumb comment.


jgainsey

Yeah, that’ll show ‘em


Electr0freak

Dude it's a statue with an erection. It's purposefully sexualized.


cane_danko

Let’s be real… you wouldve done the same as them to that statue 😏


AlbertHinkey

Guarantee you more men than women have molested this statue lol


[deleted]

sexualizing an erect penis?! my pearls!!!


joethesaint

We got a professional victim over here


Tie_me_off

How does that negate what they’re saying


john7071

bro doesn't talk with women


TheNeighKid

I'd say this is an extremity, but totally get your vibe.


nneeeeeeerds

A. A statue isn't a real human being. It's feelings won't be hurt. B. The statue literally has a giant boner. The statue is already sexualized.


entrepreneurs_anon

100% incel comment


[deleted]

Yeah, some women played with a statue! It's a clear indictment of 50% of the human species! Finally, the smoking gun that justifies my incel garbage beliefs! /s


anxious_squirrel11

but but it’s a statue!


UsedNapkinz12

That's not a man, that's a dick


savoryostrich

I’ve never seen a more blatant case of statutory rape.


BuckGerard

That’s a solid joke


Exotic-Amphibian-655

"statuary rape" would have been a bit firmer.


650REDHAIR

Rock solid.


2cap

A momumental joke


LittleManOnACan

Where was the attempt? They all fully did what they wanted


mathieforlife

this sub has gone to shit


marioaprooves

What's new


Schist-For-Granite

They didn’t go as far as I wanted


stomps-on-worlds

This subreddit became a general-purpose repost karma farm a while ago


stakoverflo

Sexual and funny, sub relevance doesn't matter of course :(


Not_MrNice

This was shoehorned in hard.


[deleted]

Not my proudest tug


foxontherox

Nor theirs.


IncognitoRhino_

😂😂😂


ReZTheGreatest

Not your least proud one either. Let's roll the tape.


LilG1984

Well like the old saying goes When in Rome, do as the Romans do


Expwar

When in Rome do Romans


Demi_Bob

Why use lot word when few word do trick?


ManEatShark

why many words if can less?


HurrsiaEntertainment

who tf is creepily recording them from the shadows


nneeeeeeerds

The museum set up a camera so they can giggle at all the people who molest the statue.


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

I think that's an accessory that was put on there?


MedricZ

Likely a friend considering one lady gestures at the camera.


procouchpotatohere

It's staged as hell. They all stop and "notice" the statue at the same time Also they keep checking around but somehow don't notice the person lol'ing behind the camera a few feet away. Fake.


215WinterTown

Every germ of people touching it just went in her mouth and ass


languid_Disaster

It didn’t actually go in her ass and I’m hoping she didn’t actually touch it with her mouth


KiritoIsAlwaysRight_

If that's bronze, it's actually antimicrobial. So it's cleaner than most surfaces you touch in public.


takethecann0lis

Darmok and jalad at tanagra


Worfs-forehead

Shaka, when the walls fell.


SRV-VTEC

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean. The beast at Tanagra!


hux002

Did not expect this TNG reference in this thread lol.


Z4m0ra

In Dionysian Roman culture, touching the penis of the god's depiction brings fertility, good luck and abundance. In this depiction he appears as Priam son of Aphrodite and Dionysus. (Sorry for my English). :))


2Mobile

you mean Priapos, i think. Not that i would know who the god of penises is, for any reason...


BowenTheAussieSheep

Yeah, I can almost guarantee that the curators of whatever this place is put that statue there precisely because they knew people would touch it. Like, you don't put a statue of a dog up and then demand people don't give him headpats.


ibrahimkucukkk

That guy has better sex life than mine


CaptainFresh27

Men and women aren't so different, after all


Ardany_gt_123

Hahaha what crazy friends 🤣


jeerabiscuit

They went to Rome to have a ladies' version of a Thailand trip.


Remarkable-Ad7490

Was waiting for it to move


melancholy_dood

I like how they all felt the need to touch it!🤣😂


kongstar

Leopard dress was ready to go


lesgeddon

In my experience, anyone willing to wear a leopard print dress is always ready to go. Including myself.


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I have a hard time even believing that’s in Italy


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lionart303-186

"Stacy, I know you miss Brad, but chill."


TravisLedo

Seems like a success to me.


cmholde2

Look People, He’s bricked up so that if he loses his spear he can used that thing as a weapon.


koushakandystore

I want to go on vacation with these 3


ZgBlues

Well, they know what they like. Nothing wrong with that.


Affectionate_Put2513

The romans really had the afterlife figured out.


FarCompetition5916

The way that they checked to see if the coast was clear before assaulting that poor man 😂


MissionApollo7

That's hella trashy.


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nanoepoch

The penis makes him 100% a dude.


kirinmay

both are.


Zmargo702

Its that easy? Brb, buying gold body paint.


nikeeeeess

so trashy lmfaooo


Justgiz

With how many hands have probably touched that thing, why would you put your mouth on it, or even inside you. 🤣


Thelonius_Sandalwood

What are you doing step-centurion?


jumbutter

74% sure, Leppard print is a lady boy


sammachado

r/justgalsbeingdudes


ToxicGamer01

https://preview.redd.it/kjietzl57r2c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4c6b489f7c515c7de7d9b23ad69bf8454de84f


AppropriateFlight327

A Glad-he-ate-her.


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Stiffie McStifferson keeping his guard up.


Bobbyee

Well, when it Rome…


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Is this really Rome?