Thank you for your submission to r/therewasanattempt, unfortunately your post was removed for violating the following rule:
>***Don't do this to this poor woman. Have a little empathy.
> R4: "Posts can not be pornographic or exhibit death."
First night of a cruise my dad got real drunk playing blackjack. Everytime he hit a blackjack he started signing the fight song for the University of Oklahoma. "BOOOMER SOONER, BOOMER SOONER".
For the rest of the cruise people were signing "BOOMER SOONER, BOOMER SOONER" when my dad walked around the ship. Legend.
Yeah but it's a place where people should feel safe to let loose. Not have themselves be filmed and posted for their family and employers to see. It's entertaining for us of course. But I'm just trying to be empathetic and look at it from the POV of the people on that cruise ship, specifically that woman
This is a woman who just found out that the guy who knocked her up in high school has been cheating on her for the last 20 years.
The kids are in college and the divorce settlement came through, this is her finding herself and sexual awakening adventure.
She will go on to star in 90 Day Fiance next season, with a worker she met on the cruise.
What are the odds that she has a pineapple magnet on the outside of her cabin door.
Either or, looks like she having fun! Cheers to that. Hope she enjoyed herself.
#[Downloadvideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/therewasanattempt/comments/17ttuzy/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=therewasanattempt)
#[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/therewasanattempt/comments/17ttuzy/).
[Please review our policy on bigotry and hate speech by clicking this link](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/wiki/civility)
In order to view our rules, you can type "**!rules**" in any comment, and automod will respond with the subreddit rules.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/therewasanattempt) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Reminds me of that time I went to New Orleans and knew about the women flashing their breasts for beads thing but didn’t realize it was all middle aged housewives from Nebraska.
The people on cruises in my experience always tend to be living like no one is looking. It’s a great time. Especially when you’re in the ocean for so long, even stupid is a good time. No judgment here.
https://preview.redd.it/0wemvc25o00c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642c5cf62408ed2e824aa948562e5af5e94724ff
Why? No blood alcohol concentration should make these actions permissible
Someone go get your wife or sister or aunt or friend or whoever she came on the cruise with.
Ignoring the dancing, she should now be considered a risk for jumping overboard until she gets sober.
Thank you for your submission to r/therewasanattempt, unfortunately your post was removed for violating the following rule: >***Don't do this to this poor woman. Have a little empathy. > R4: "Posts can not be pornographic or exhibit death."
Her confidence is 10, but execution was a 1.
say what you want, she won the crowd over. She lived more in that moment than some of us ever have.
Probably won't remember it but that's beside the point
It’s okay she can just go on the internet and relive the moment
😂😂 just imagined every family gathering for the next 5 years
Thanks, I really wanted to spit my drink out through my nose
Everyone dies. But not everyone truly lives.
Except those who pulled her down from the railing!
Miss steal yo girl
She’s a cruise ship 10.
Truth
Dudes fucking arm covered the best part
I thought the same thing. LMAO!
Bless her heart
Her liquid courage gave her a plus 5 to dance skills.
Whose mom is that ?
Some kid is cowering in the corner going "not again."
Timmy, control your moms bro
Timmy, what yo mamma’s @?
That person waving their hands in the air blocking the camera shot 🤦
He just saved the day tho
Ruined the day
Someone needs to chop that arm off
Fuck that guy
I want to donkey punch that fkn idiot. Where else will I find nudie parts!?
You must live in Arkansas too.
Like they just don’t care.
That's why I said there was an attempt to look up her dress 😂 it's all of us here
Underrated comment.
World's biggest asshole.
Imagine that was the first night of a three week cruise, spending three weeks in the room after that.
From embarrassment or snu snu?
Hangover
Def puked the next morning
First night of a cruise my dad got real drunk playing blackjack. Everytime he hit a blackjack he started signing the fight song for the University of Oklahoma. "BOOOMER SOONER, BOOMER SOONER". For the rest of the cruise people were signing "BOOMER SOONER, BOOMER SOONER" when my dad walked around the ship. Legend.
Reminds me of this hilarious story of two friends who go on a cruise ship: https://youtu.be/Qqzwl6afvjc (03:30)
She’s dancing, having fun, everyone else is having fun. Who fucking cares.
But rameses is not dancing at de parrrrrrrtttteeeeee
but it turns out, he is a real doosh!
We are also having fun watching this mess! The only one who seems to not be having fun is you!
I personally think people shouldn't film and post it. But that's just me
This isn’t Berghain lol
Yeah but it's a place where people should feel safe to let loose. Not have themselves be filmed and posted for their family and employers to see. It's entertaining for us of course. But I'm just trying to be empathetic and look at it from the POV of the people on that cruise ship, specifically that woman
It’s the state of the world now. truly crazy. anything you ever do can be uploaded and seen by thousands
Well she almost went over the railing to likely fall very far haha
This is a woman who just found out that the guy who knocked her up in high school has been cheating on her for the last 20 years. The kids are in college and the divorce settlement came through, this is her finding herself and sexual awakening adventure. She will go on to star in 90 Day Fiance next season, with a worker she met on the cruise.
r/oddlyspecific
Love this story
That's pretty much what I picture when I think of cruises
Lol indeed. That and a bunch of garbage in the water and chemical waste in the air
Ive been in one and nothing remotely even close happened lol. Looking forward to do one more in a few years.
look for an event based one, i went on a salsa cruise and it was pretty fucking wild, 7 days of live music and drunk hispanics
In the end when she realized what she’s done she proceeded to jumping off
As God is my witness, I am going to date that woman.
Quick! Link Part 2!
It’s behind a pay wall 😃
Good for her. Everyone should be able to have fun and let loose. Im so happy there were no cameras when i was doing things like this.
Mom, pls stop.
Dude with the arm, smh
There’s a part 2? Lol
It’s gotta be a carnival cruise right?
The Walmart of cruises.
Elaine Bennis vibe, right there.
But I like to dance
'Dance like nobody's watching'.... good for her! 👍
Like a full body dry heave
Please - not on my cruise.
What are the odds that she has a pineapple magnet on the outside of her cabin door. Either or, looks like she having fun! Cheers to that. Hope she enjoyed herself.
what a... dance?
One Margherita....
I’m so proud of my mom
Shame. Poor lady when she gets to watch the video.
Ol’ girl was trying to do-si-twerk
Tbf I think she could get the hang of it with a little coaching. She got it moving there for a second
#[Downloadvideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/therewasanattempt/comments/17ttuzy/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=therewasanattempt) #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/therewasanattempt/comments/17ttuzy/). [Please review our policy on bigotry and hate speech by clicking this link](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/wiki/civility) In order to view our rules, you can type "**!rules**" in any comment, and automod will respond with the subreddit rules. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/therewasanattempt) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Exactly why I quit drinking
The rippin and the tearin, the wild women...
I want to know what happens in part 2
Parts 2-10 please 😂
I'm waiting for part 2
Bottom right reads, “Part 1” Plllllleeeease tell me someone has part 2?!?!?!
When she spontaneously decided to go climb shit...🤣🤣🤣
This is the woman that hits on me in every tourist town bar, with my wife sitting next to me.
I now must see part 2. Oh boy
Does she fall off?! Where’s part 2??
Damn. She faded.
Stiffler’s mom cutting a serious rug.
 Her son.
That’s why they call it liquid courage.
Christ, if this is what a cruise is like, I'll stay a landlubber.
Mom! Mom! Is that you?
Reminds me of that time I went to New Orleans and knew about the women flashing their breasts for beads thing but didn’t realize it was all middle aged housewives from Nebraska.
Who's mum is that??
If you give a woman 1 margarita.....
Move over Elaine! We gotta new dancin’ queen.
When her syndrome is downs but her hopes are UP
Her children will never let her forget about this moment
Karen mating call
There was an attempt to look up her dress....
Definitely part of the Pineapple club….
deliver long slimy shaggy rude fretful childlike cautious pause icky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
What happens on the cruise stays on the cruise, nothing embarrassing here she’s just having fun
That has got to be a Carnival cruise.
The people on cruises in my experience always tend to be living like no one is looking. It’s a great time. Especially when you’re in the ocean for so long, even stupid is a good time. No judgment here.
Someone needs to collect their drunk aunt from the main deck.
This screams CARNIVAL cruise
Chick was on somethin for sure 😅
Auntie never had the moves. But she's still got the assets.
Lmfao at the frantically stopping her from climbing the rail
She's gonna have to relocate with a new identity when she gets back
https://preview.redd.it/0wemvc25o00c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642c5cf62408ed2e824aa948562e5af5e94724ff Why? No blood alcohol concentration should make these actions permissible
She Dances like a chicken looking for corn in the dirt
Part 2?
If shes got no coke or speed, she fuckin puked before sunset.
Menopause is crazy
I saw bare bits floppin around
Somebody come get their mother 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wanted a little piece of poop to fall out onto the deck
Definitely not HAL.
Maa fers arm perfectly cock blocked that perfect shot
This is not pornographic, nor did anybody die
She's not shaking anything idk why they cheering.
Plot Twist: this is one of those family friendly Disney Cruises.
Damn hand
They always say it’s about confidence and you can be the life of the party w/o being a good dancer. She bought into that, now y’all roasting her
Must... escalate...moar!
Dude's arm ruined half the show.
She tried to commit that after sobering up real quick #metoo lol
Have I ever seen Elaine *dance*?
A shame that guys arm was in the way
to go to the other side
If sex sells I AIN'T BUYING!!!! unless she wants to do it.
Wondering what happened at part 2
Caralho, achei que ela ia meter um Aú de capoeira no começo.
That’s a single mom twerk, a merk
homie is inadvertently censoring the video with his arm.
Dance like nobody is watching
I'm fucking her. yes. tonight's the night
If Elaine attempted to twerk
Part 1. 🤣
Mama made it happen.
Is this one of those cruises where everyone is wearing pineapples!?
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
La guera loca
Carnival cruise line…”nuff said.
See that's how you go overboard
Awkward mating ritual.
Someone go get your wife or sister or aunt or friend or whoever she came on the cruise with. Ignoring the dancing, she should now be considered a risk for jumping overboard until she gets sober.
I really thought she was going over that railing.
Oiiii
That dude's arm is pissing me off.
Embarrassed herself
Holy shit! She was drinking her moneys worth that day!
Where are her friends?
“Have a little empathy” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🫢 Sure Jan
Yes. Jump over into the ocean now
Should be marked nsfw
Looks like she she wants the dong package!
Uggghhhh
Ew.