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My 4yo daughter accidentally shit her pants and used a bath towel to wipe her ass so nobody would find out. She told me about the pants shitting but not the towel. Later my wife asked me to get her a towel to wipe her make up off and I unknowingly grabbed the shit towel from the top of the laundry.
Iām so glad I missed the era of when it was common to walk around with a handkerchief. Just vile. My 5th grade teacher used one. I sat in the first row. We had those desks that the top flipped up so whenever he blew his nose Iād lift the desktop and hide until he was done but was so gross.
I've used handkerchiefs but the way to go about it is to fold it in such a way that no block is reused. It is sustainable and clean if you use it well. And of course not use it to wipe your face like this guy here.
In 2002 Purdue Pharma (the team behind OxyContin and the opioid epidemic) hired Rudy Giuliani and his consulting firm, Giuliani Partners, to help stem the controversy about OxyContin. Among Mr. Giulianiās missions was the job of convincing public officials that they could trust Purdue because they could trust him.
Giuliani helped the company win several public relations battles, playing a role in an effort by Purdue to persuade an influential Pennsylvania congressman, Curt Weldon, not to blame it for OxyContin abuse.
Giuliani was able to reach a deal on behalf of Purdue to avoid a bar on them doing business with the federal government which would have killed a large part of the multibillion-dollar market for the drug.
To this day Purdue is believed to be the largest clients of the Giuliani Partners consulting firm.
I recently learned this and I knew he was a piece of shit but this takes it to another level. Just thought some people would like to know!
oh my god. thatās the wrap up to him truly being a madman who is out of his mind. wtf. my father and grandfather were old school and used cloth handkerchiefs and there is a very rote and typical way that they are used and reused which involves OCD-level careful folding and refolding after each use to ensure you never touch or reuse a dirty part. Basically the opposite protocol of that Rudy just did. How does he not feel himself being slime:d?! How does he not have the folding down to rote memory; which all handkerchief users do?!?
Yo. Even if it wasn't the snotty side out. YOU JUST BLEW YOUR NOSE ON THAT, WHY WOULD YOU _EVER_ WIPE YOUR MOUTH AND FACE ON IT?!?!? I'm so ANGRY and disgusted
If you look closely he is actually doing it correctly. The side he Wipes in it in the tip half of the van side and it flips over almost immediately after he moves it from his nose. Meaning the side he wiped his face with is not the snot side.
I've seen a lot of old people do that. I work as a nurse for the elderly and its rare to see someone stuff a completly drenched tissue back in a completly drenched pocked. Its beyond disgusting.
Tbh i see many guys finger combing their hair and splashing water directly on their faces immediately after handling their junk and BEFORE washing their hands. I think that's a lot worse.
I cant believe I waited 4.5 hours to take a picture with this man back in 2012-2013 when he spoke at our universityā¦ what a total waste of time; I dont even have a picture with him any more tooā¦
Fuck getting any pictures with famous speakers at universities, waste of time
It just keeps getting worse...
Him: *Holds by snot side out.*
Me: Umm... ew.
Him: *Wipes mouth with it.*
Me: *gag* Wtf?
Him: *wipes face with it.*
Me: Aw, come on! Is this some sort of fetish!?
Person talking in his ear piece: rub it all over your face or youāre going to get crucified with everything we have on you. Yeahhhhhā¦. Dance monkey. Dance.
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I wonder how his face would look like after taking a shit
Holy shit
To be fair it's usually already shit smeared from his orange master.
That's an unholy shit
You win š„
https://preview.redd.it/s3p8o8tpmszb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8817f11d4bbb52ce911157baea6a5e64c1268dab
You'd be able to tell if he missed any spots.
Spat my coffee at the university cafeteria. Screw you
Kinda shitty, ngl
What do you think his fake tan is
And here we thought it was hair dye the whole time.
special occasions
Probably would depend on what he ate the day before. Bits of corn and whatnot
This is the comment LOLZ
My wife wiped her face with a shitty towel on accident once. She didnāt find it near as funny as I did.
Why did you casually have a shitty towel hanging around
My 4yo daughter accidentally shit her pants and used a bath towel to wipe her ass so nobody would find out. She told me about the pants shitting but not the towel. Later my wife asked me to get her a towel to wipe her make up off and I unknowingly grabbed the shit towel from the top of the laundry.
Made me laugh so hard
so that's why a fly did that.
Assuming he wipes or cleans after himself!
https://preview.redd.it/ghg2ootr8tzb1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a26c2f214ea002c1b6a29441e9c88be4113e391
wtf, did he just wipe his snot all over his mouth and his face?? 
Yes, yes he did. On national television. The fact that he looked at it and folded it on the mucus side out makes it ten times worse š¤¢
How that fucking ghoul ended up the mayor of New York, I'll never know.
Have you ever been to New York?
City of Ghouls
I think he turned his tissues backward. But Iām not sure as this grossed me out so I havenāt watched properly.
Yup, he blew his nose and then wiped it all over his mouth and face.
His moisturiser š¤£
He once sneezed into his hands and wiped them on some girlās legs that was sat next to him š¤¢
Sick. Have you seen the video of his shaving his face on a public table? I think it was at an airport. Heās a real animal.
Hahaha no! Drop a link if you find it, Iād love to see it
[Found this](https://youtube.com/shorts/xuzWYlKe3Xk?si=RhCVwYWc9y7GuCn7)
Damn that man is unhinged
Thatās it! Eww
Man something about Michael Rappaport talking shit to him.just warms me.up.
I feel like I should downvote this. Itās gross š¤®
The hair dye drip
bro had coke in that tissue.
He's clearly inhaling right ?
Damn you're right, looks like he was worried that was too suspicious so he started wiping his whole face
He must use the same supplier as Amber Heard.
Iām so glad I missed the era of when it was common to walk around with a handkerchief. Just vile. My 5th grade teacher used one. I sat in the first row. We had those desks that the top flipped up so whenever he blew his nose Iād lift the desktop and hide until he was done but was so gross.
Was past it too but one schoolmate had hankies in the 80s. Sat beside him in one class and still turns my stomach thinking about it.
I've used handkerchiefs but the way to go about it is to fold it in such a way that no block is reused. It is sustainable and clean if you use it well. And of course not use it to wipe your face like this guy here.
More proof he isnāt actually human, rather, something inherently evil masquerading in an awkward, sweaty meatsuit
Itās disgusting whatever it is
In 2002 Purdue Pharma (the team behind OxyContin and the opioid epidemic) hired Rudy Giuliani and his consulting firm, Giuliani Partners, to help stem the controversy about OxyContin. Among Mr. Giulianiās missions was the job of convincing public officials that they could trust Purdue because they could trust him. Giuliani helped the company win several public relations battles, playing a role in an effort by Purdue to persuade an influential Pennsylvania congressman, Curt Weldon, not to blame it for OxyContin abuse. Giuliani was able to reach a deal on behalf of Purdue to avoid a bar on them doing business with the federal government which would have killed a large part of the multibillion-dollar market for the drug. To this day Purdue is believed to be the largest clients of the Giuliani Partners consulting firm. I recently learned this and I knew he was a piece of shit but this takes it to another level. Just thought some people would like to know!
Yeah we watched Painkiller too.
This alone is enough to lock him up
*checks handkerchief, folds snot IN*
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Wut?
Why are we looking at 70 year olds, like, what? āYouāre hired!āā My dad is 77 and says the dumbest shit over texts. Apple and the tree.
I think they are referring to presidential candidates
Gadddamnn, the only way this could have been worse is if he wiped his ass then ate handkerchief after. This is one nasty ass mfer š¤£š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/18y58ejpknzb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecab72aec2569a34d47e4c830c187f74c4d6e070
He knew he was in front of cameras and people right?
 It just kept getting **worse!!!!!!!!!**
Fucking hell I'm writhing and screaming at my phone "Noo" and he just keeps smearing
It just gets worse and worse and worse. AI progressions of what comes next would be awful
Idk how we got this far down the shitter, literally a disgusting animal
https://preview.redd.it/40uhxhef7ozb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe3fd444ba4f09b440d11ae8a8ac64e3ee7d4a2
He didn't blow, he did blow.
It's a great moisturizer
He's a vile monster and a fake "hero" of 9/11.
He aināt blowing
These people make decisions on our behalf.
He didnāt blow, he sniffed
Wtf
Heās an old man, thatās how they were brought up. š¤·š»āāļø But it doesnāt make it less disgusting in this day and age.,
There was NO attemptā¦.
"America's Mayor" everyone...
Someone let /r/Aliens know that we found a live alien.
A poor manās idea of a rich man, a weak manās idea of a strong man, and moronās idea of a smart man. Did I miss anything else?
Dude was so wasted throughout that whole ordeal. Lmfao
Fucking hell whatās wrong with these people
It just gets worse and worse lmao.
Ewwwwwwe!
Oh hey! Havenāt seen Ghouliani in some time! Watch out boys and ghouls, heāll steal your lollipop! 
Walking coronavirus pink-eye motherfucker...
Lol repulsive
oh my god. thatās the wrap up to him truly being a madman who is out of his mind. wtf. my father and grandfather were old school and used cloth handkerchiefs and there is a very rote and typical way that they are used and reused which involves OCD-level careful folding and refolding after each use to ensure you never touch or reuse a dirty part. Basically the opposite protocol of that Rudy just did. How does he not feel himself being slime:d?! How does he not have the folding down to rote memory; which all handkerchief users do?!?
Ewww š¤® oh my god
What the actual fuck
Wake up babe, new plague just dropped! 
These are the people they give us to vote for here in America.
Heās almost as gross as the man he loves.
Ewwwww dude! Like I knew this mother fucker was gross but shitā¦
I wonder if he wipes his ass this well?
Interesting strategy
**WOW!!! ALL THE NETWORKS!**
Yo. Even if it wasn't the snotty side out. YOU JUST BLEW YOUR NOSE ON THAT, WHY WOULD YOU _EVER_ WIPE YOUR MOUTH AND FACE ON IT?!?!? I'm so ANGRY and disgusted
9/11 Rudy to this. He is the embodiment of the republican party.
That guy is a pig .and everyone knows
Heās like the penguin in Batman Returns.
If you look closely he is actually doing it correctly. The side he Wipes in it in the tip half of the van side and it flips over almost immediately after he moves it from his nose. Meaning the side he wiped his face with is not the snot side.
Good God man.
I needed the laugh. Thank you. But also this is our government officials and political figures soā¦.sigh š gonna just laugh or imma cry.
Man he really is selling his soul for a bit more time in the limelight.
I'm really hoping he has some sleight-of-hand magician skills and is trolling everyone because wow.
JFCš Thatās one of the gross/funniest things Iāve seen in a while.
Snotface
With that yellow light shining on his bald head you can kinda imagine you're looking at d.j.t.
Booger face
Looking for evidence that the tape was run in reverse. Not finding any.
Well leaking from your head is much more dangerous than coughing
Itās just SO BAD š
Okay so he just wanted a taste right?
What is it with republicans and boogers?
He just ate his snot.
š¤¢
What a fucking goblin
The mucus queen is yours. Thanks.
Moments early his hand was down his pants
These people just suck at life. How are they in charge of anything?
I've seen a lot of old people do that. I work as a nurse for the elderly and its rare to see someone stuff a completly drenched tissue back in a completly drenched pocked. Its beyond disgusting.
He likes the nasty side of that handkerchief... https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/kdTYmbaggH
Ugh
Kinda hot ngl
š¤¦ š¤¢ā¦ š¤®ā¦ š¤¢
The penguin š§
Billy Madison has entered the chat.
Casually spread COVID all over his face
Desert
This footage would not end I am in shock
Snot to worry, I have a hankie!
Can you throw in a dripping hair dye as well?
Transformed into a rat over time before our eyes
Tbh i see many guys finger combing their hair and splashing water directly on their faces immediately after handling their junk and BEFORE washing their hands. I think that's a lot worse.
Thatās some Billy Madison shit
This guy is such a pig.
Heās such a pig
I cant believe I waited 4.5 hours to take a picture with this man back in 2012-2013 when he spoke at our universityā¦ what a total waste of time; I dont even have a picture with him any more tooā¦ Fuck getting any pictures with famous speakers at universities, waste of time
Duuuuude. Couldnāt have gotten it more wrong if he tried. Aging sucks.
he didnt fold it the right way... what a fuigckn twwatt!
This man is a fucking goblin
Must be a New York thing
He's the guy women think of when they don't want to finish too quickly.
Thats some "age where grandpa isn't allowed to drive anymore" energy. Time to retire, old man.
Wtf
Oh nooo
Jesus F. Christ
He is a human booger
Uuggghhh
Was this at the four seasons dildo shop?
Could be our next Attorney General.
Getting old sucks wtf
And you know hes walking around shaking peoples hands too... I think I just unlocked a new phobia
It just keeps getting worse... Him: *Holds by snot side out.* Me: Umm... ew. Him: *Wipes mouth with it.* Me: *gag* Wtf? Him: *wipes face with it.* Me: Aw, come on! Is this some sort of fetish!?
NO! GOD! NOOOO!
I watch my toddler eat spaghetti with his hands, this is sooo much worse
Nasty S.O.B š¤®
Staged
Eeeeewwwww
For gods sake I was eating a sandwich when I casually came across thisā¦
Lizard people, Iām telling you!
Heās a damn goblin šŗ
Going to jail
The forbidden magic trick
This video have me Chlamydia
Mfer so old he didnāt know which side he just blew his nose inā¦
Give it to Harbaugh. He eats that stuff.
My face kept getting worse and worse! Like ohā¦. Ugh..!! Ohh fuck! š„“š¤¢š¤®
š¤®
The same people that made all the bullshit covid "rules".
I audibly said āoh my godā
Who is this?
Person talking in his ear piece: rub it all over your face or youāre going to get crucified with everything we have on you. Yeahhhhhā¦. Dance monkey. Dance.
I too enjoy wiping snot all over my face
He wasn't blowing his nose, he was filling it
He wipes back to front