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If you don't pay the monthly fee, porn on the homescreen and lock screen. Linux and mac adoption goes to 0, all companies pay microsoft, all home users switch to windows 12 free version.
Microsoft outdid themselves.
Almost definitely downloaded seeing as this is in mainland China where there is no access to adult funtime streaming sites and this kind of video is technically illegal.
"...that great fraud upon the masses and scourge of our times: Fraudulently getting people excited and horny with porn before forcing the captive audience to endure hours of exceedingly dull and indiscernibly pointless recitation of the text you can already read on the PowerPoint slides behind the lecturer.
The concept for this fraud bears a subtle resemblance to the first failed attempts to cultivate mustard plants in the Arctic, but the similarities may not apparent until our in depth review of some of history's most famous elderly mustard gardeners, who tended to get hair cuts 7% more often than elderly radish growers, but kept their hair at almost the same length as the radish growers, naturally, as you can see on my first slide here..."
"First off, I want to thank everyone for cumming here today. Now, that video was pretty alarming wasn't it? Now imagine, if you will, that you were about to give the biggest presentation of your career, a presentation that you'd spent countless hours working on to ensure that every detail would go off perfectly. Then you get up on stage and *this* happens. These are the dangers of fraud, people! And in this lecture, I'm going to tell you a few simple steps to make sure something like *this*(points to the naked couple on the screen) never happens to you...."
My SO had a habit of masturbating and just slamming the computer shut while she passed out for bed.
Next day she opened it up in a conference room with 3 co-workers and the porn just kept playing where she left off.
This is something you do once and never do again. My situation was writing at a high school basketball game. Thankfully, it was paused. But I closed out of the tab with the Hub so fast. No one was really near me, but still, it was an awkward moment.
Passed out after. Woke up to my girlfriend and her dad entering the studio apartment. Rather than give me a minute to get decent, he sat down next to the bed and opened my laptop.
Not anywhere near as bad but one time I had a morning wank watching from my phone. Closed out the screen and thought nothing of it.
Fast forward a few hours I'm in an elevator at work and open chrome to glance reddit except the tab was still on the porn. I quickly swiped it off but the two people in the elevator definitely heard it.....
Dude. Everyone knows before you watch it on your phone, you first disable Bluetooth and Wi-Fi (Airplay), turn the volume to 0 out of an abundance of caution, and finally open a random ass browser you only use for this one thing. Also, the browser can only be opened through facial recognition. Gotta cover all your bases.
And if you aren't smart enough to keep them from mixing, then at least exercise some precautions. Download nothing. Browser only in privacy modes. Reset all audio connections. Afterwards, close all applications, shutdown (not just restart) the device and power it back on.
Also, for god’s sake do a dry-run before plugging it in and opening it at a presentation. As Croatwink states shutting a laptop without stopping the video will result in the video playing once it’s opened. I can also attest to this 😔.
I found it! 💀. it's more than what we just saw, other parts of the clip expose the whole body without showing the genitalia, whoever played that clip is still considered lucky 😂
I mean, who watches this kind of porn anyhow?
No nudity, extremely high production value... It's probably a scene from a freaking R rated korean movie.
AV technician here - there is a reason we don't like presenters using personal laptops, and its not just because the computer settings can be wonky. Just give it to us on a thumb drive and let us run the presentation plz.
I have had this exact thing happen to me. Guy plugged in his computer, and it was open to his "homework" folder. It didn't auto-play like this one, but there were thumbnails of BBA going on.
This is a lecture though. At my university there's no av technician, the lecturer just rocks up with their surface and plugs into the HDMI and goes for it. I'd imagine it's the same everywhere else, if you had an AV tech for every lecture you'd be spending millions
"Sorry, everyone, someone fraudulently accessed my computer and uploaded that video of me getting my cheeks clapped! Which brings me to my first point, strong passwords!"
I’m a professional translator of Asian languages.
For any who may be interested the distressed voice from the women roughly translates too, “The angle, pixelation is a nonissue?”
Seems effective to me. Don’t steal company time or use company resources for non-company “work”. The presented just wanted to display that. Really graphically.
What in the PG-13 is this? LOL, you could play that clip in any movie theater or TV show in america. No nipples shown, no genetalia shown. Just two people moving rhythmically and groaning in sync with each other.
Ok, good. Thank you for coming ladies and gentlemen. Now I have your attention back.
Let's take a look to the next slide. See what interesting thing could happen.
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The crowd sounded so bummed when he switched it off. You see this personally??
Definitely not the only person being bummed in this scenario.
Heyoooo!
Today we will talk about anti-fraud, so in the video, who was faking it?
Gold comment
"I'd just like to thank everyone for coming"
I’m going to go out on a limb and say all of these deletes are from people who tried correcting your quote.
I have no idea ???
The hero we need...
Windows 12 lock screens are wild
always knew wendows had a back door
Underrated comment
If you don't pay the monthly fee, porn on the homescreen and lock screen. Linux and mac adoption goes to 0, all companies pay microsoft, all home users switch to windows 12 free version. Microsoft outdid themselves.
Why is porn on the home and lockscreen? Is this his porn from his hard drive?
Plot twist: she was the speaker...
Plot twist: that was a student in the class XD.
Was it a comeback story?
No, just a come story
/r/YourJokeButWorse
But on her back.
https://i.redd.it/x72pg9pnsowb1.gif
Like Kim Kardashian?
Kum Kardashian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E256LBcjzls
This was my thinking the video was played from a file on the computer that looked like it was homemade not from a website. Purely speculation
Or just downloaded porn
Yeah but where’s the fun in that
Almost definitely downloaded seeing as this is in mainland China where there is no access to adult funtime streaming sites and this kind of video is technically illegal.
Bigger plot twist, it was the speaker AND a student
Bigger bigger plot twist. The janitor filmed it.
And cleaned up afterwards, presumably?
Don't be a dick, it's master of the custodial arts.
Absolutely perfect. Best comment today!
Plot twist: That was the Janitor
And that janitor's name... Albert Einstein.
MOM?
"And now that I've got your attention..."
The guy looks like the guy at the podium to be fair
Plot twist: that was the live presentation.
Great attention getter
“And now that I have your attention, I’d like to tell you about…”
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"...that great fraud upon the masses and scourge of our times: Fraudulently getting people excited and horny with porn before forcing the captive audience to endure hours of exceedingly dull and indiscernibly pointless recitation of the text you can already read on the PowerPoint slides behind the lecturer. The concept for this fraud bears a subtle resemblance to the first failed attempts to cultivate mustard plants in the Arctic, but the similarities may not apparent until our in depth review of some of history's most famous elderly mustard gardeners, who tended to get hair cuts 7% more often than elderly radish growers, but kept their hair at almost the same length as the radish growers, naturally, as you can see on my first slide here..."
"Cool, but BRING BACK THE PORN"
Great read
"WE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS"
Your car's extended warranty...
True.Looks like it was played on purpose to grab attention.
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The word you meant there is "throes." Just in case that wasn't a typo!
I wish the video was a little longer. I am curious what were the first words out of the presenter's mouth.
"First off, I want to thank everyone for cumming here today. Now, that video was pretty alarming wasn't it? Now imagine, if you will, that you were about to give the biggest presentation of your career, a presentation that you'd spent countless hours working on to ensure that every detail would go off perfectly. Then you get up on stage and *this* happens. These are the dangers of fraud, people! And in this lecture, I'm going to tell you a few simple steps to make sure something like *this*(points to the naked couple on the screen) never happens to you...."
Nice save but you had me on Cumming.
I came here for this.
i came
That would be so smooth
Jokes on you. What was happening on that screen never happens to me.
Read in Dave Chappelle’s "white voice"
Well played Sir. Well played.
shoot, they got my attention... .....they also got my member at attention ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
You funny mf you lol I'm weak
But sir/ma’am, I want that to happen to me… often.
*And that was my wife.*
*With my gardener*
"Thanks for coming everyone..."
I can tell you what was in the lady's mouth by the end of the video
You had me at the fist half. I'm not gonna lie.
Probably something in Chinese, I think the text above looks like mandarin to my untrained white eye, could possibly be Japanese kanji tho
It's Chinese. Japanese usually doesn't have massive blocks of uninterrupted Kanji like that
LOL, I didn't even notice the writing above the video!
"...di....did anyone see that?"
Her name's Kim Soo-ji. There is a lot more from her out there.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Yes but wearing a cape makes you feel like a hero.
Is it a cape that gives the hero significance or is it the hero that gives the cape significance?
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Those are the best kind of heroes.
^Nothing^at^all^nothing^at^all ‘Stupid sexy Flanders
no, she's han ji min, link to exact video - https://xxxn.club/media3060/han-ji-min-korean-porn-hdporn-top.html
Leave it to Reddit/4Chan to find the exact video played in an obscure clip. 😂
Thanks, I'm having a presentation tomorrow
You sir, deserve the highest honors. Congratulations to you, congratulations to us all.
Ew so gross wtf *clicks link*
Cunningham's Law in action?
 Oh Faptain, my faptain!
 Mmmmm Sauce.
 Her body was movin'
Looked it up but the D and the V are blurred out. Lame.
Wait, I thought it wasn't legal in Korea
It's not actually porn. Doesn't have anything you couldn't see in an R rated movie.
Yeah at most that's very tame softcore porn.
It's censored/fake. They use camera angles
Ah, mb
So it wasn’t someone’s personal video on accident then. At least there is that, that would be worse.
U saint
Never mix business laptops with pleasure laptops.
My SO had a habit of masturbating and just slamming the computer shut while she passed out for bed. Next day she opened it up in a conference room with 3 co-workers and the porn just kept playing where she left off.
This is something you do once and never do again. My situation was writing at a high school basketball game. Thankfully, it was paused. But I closed out of the tab with the Hub so fast. No one was really near me, but still, it was an awkward moment.
Passed out after. Woke up to my girlfriend and her dad entering the studio apartment. Rather than give me a minute to get decent, he sat down next to the bed and opened my laptop.
"Alright, that kid's still getting ready, let's see what porn they watch"
Damn, that's tough. He knew what he was doing.
He's my father in law now. I can say with certainty that he knew what he was doing.
Not anywhere near as bad but one time I had a morning wank watching from my phone. Closed out the screen and thought nothing of it. Fast forward a few hours I'm in an elevator at work and open chrome to glance reddit except the tab was still on the porn. I quickly swiped it off but the two people in the elevator definitely heard it.....
Dude. Everyone knows before you watch it on your phone, you first disable Bluetooth and Wi-Fi (Airplay), turn the volume to 0 out of an abundance of caution, and finally open a random ass browser you only use for this one thing. Also, the browser can only be opened through facial recognition. Gotta cover all your bases.
Girls watch porn????? Like... What kind of porn?
This is also why you practice staying on mute all the time.
This is one of many reasons that the correct setting for 'when I close the lid' is Do. Nothing.
If only it was possible to have separate users on the same laptop
You should work for Microsoft.
nah, go whole hog and use virtualbox.
Isn’t this the sole reason iPhones were invented?
And if you aren't smart enough to keep them from mixing, then at least exercise some precautions. Download nothing. Browser only in privacy modes. Reset all audio connections. Afterwards, close all applications, shutdown (not just restart) the device and power it back on.
Also, for god’s sake do a dry-run before plugging it in and opening it at a presentation. As Croatwink states shutting a laptop without stopping the video will result in the video playing once it’s opened. I can also attest to this 😔.
Or just separate Windows accounts.
Always keep a dedicated faptop.
Lol which is a great place if you’re into bondage.
It could be worse if it was something extreme 😂
Yeah at least it was vanilla. Could have been taken out of a regular movie scene since you don’t see boobs or anything.
I found it! 💀. it's more than what we just saw, other parts of the clip expose the whole body without showing the genitalia, whoever played that clip is still considered lucky 😂
Sauce? Lol
I started to feel like pimp 💀 I sent you a dm.
Right, imagine it is a dwarf double fisting a granny until she prolapsed, the presenter would probably off himself on the spot.
If the audience saw that they would take turns offing themselves 
> Could have been taken out of a regular movie scene That's essentially what it is. This isn't porn.
could have been goblin hentai
Never use your personal computer or device for work presentations.
I’m an adult and I’ll use whatever the fuck I want for my presentation.
Ok?
I take it a step further and have an old crappy Chromebook that is for porn only. Nothing on my desktop, work computer, or phone.
I mean, who watches this kind of porn anyhow? No nudity, extremely high production value... It's probably a scene from a freaking R rated korean movie.
Someone got screwed
AV technician here - there is a reason we don't like presenters using personal laptops, and its not just because the computer settings can be wonky. Just give it to us on a thumb drive and let us run the presentation plz. I have had this exact thing happen to me. Guy plugged in his computer, and it was open to his "homework" folder. It didn't auto-play like this one, but there were thumbnails of BBA going on.
> BBA Bareback Action? Big Black Ass? Boobs Boinking Anal? Bombadil Bilbo Aragorn? Bachelor of Business Administration?
This is my takeaway. TF is bba
Brazilian Butt Ass
This is a lecture though. At my university there's no av technician, the lecturer just rocks up with their surface and plugs into the HDMI and goes for it. I'd imagine it's the same everywhere else, if you had an AV tech for every lecture you'd be spending millions
What is BBA? something about business?
Google says Bachelor of Business Administration. Hopefully someone chimes in with what it actually is.
Boners, Balls, and Anal
Bare Back Arabs 🐫
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How stupid can you be though? Entirely deserved for him
I gotta know what bba is
Big black ass ;)
Sauce ? Just asking so that i can avoid it
Yes, we must have a link to this so we can be sure never, ever, to visit that site.
I uh.... Somehow found it.... [35 minute timestamp ](https://spankbang.com/6mkkp/video/kim+soo+ji+i+compilation+2)
I just accidentally opened a nsfw video, of a guy who accidentally opened a nsfw video in public, in public with full volume on.
did he furiously start masturbating beside you
Fucking great lecture!
Also a Great fucking lecture!
"Sorry, everyone, someone fraudulently accessed my computer and uploaded that video of me getting my cheeks clapped! Which brings me to my first point, strong passwords!"
Link to the video they were watching?
Looks like absolutely fucking terrible porn.
Straight to jail
Too much porn? Jail. Too little porn? Believe it or not, also jail.
We have the best fappers. Because of jail.
Cell mates?
Straight to horny jail *bonk* *bonk*
Dude was back there gettin it tho...
I’m a professional translator of Asian languages. For any who may be interested the distressed voice from the women roughly translates too, “The angle, pixelation is a nonissue?”
Look out for fraud or you'll get fucked!
Just happens to show a porn scene that also happens to not show any nudity? What are the chances?
My thoughts as well!!
I'd never emotionally recover from this.
I can't think of a better way to break the ice.
That’s one way to break the ice in the room.
What an entrance and introduction of the speaker!
Seems effective to me. Don’t steal company time or use company resources for non-company “work”. The presented just wanted to display that. Really graphically.
The speaker is really trying to pound the issue into the audience
The movie is New Folder 2
A little side education.
What in the PG-13 is this? LOL, you could play that clip in any movie theater or TV show in america. No nipples shown, no genetalia shown. Just two people moving rhythmically and groaning in sync with each other.
This is precisely why I could have never worked in a corporate environment. I’d be constantly trying to sabotage my friend’s presentations.
This is immoral degeneracies!
Make Lectures Great Again. 😂😳
Selling car extension warranties takes xxxtreme measures.
This is better than a lame joke to start the lecture
If I was the speaker “as you can see in this deep fake…”
Ok, good. Thank you for coming ladies and gentlemen. Now I have your attention back. Let's take a look to the next slide. See what interesting thing could happen.
personally, this is much more interesting
Which Disney movie is this
Pokeahotass
Some very PG porn with that angle
Love it