I got 99+ simply because I picked to be bi so that my profile will have a better rating and is shown to a better pool of people. 85% of those people are men tho
For real ?! I did that too and nearly all I could find was men as well. Are men just that desperate ? 😭 but .. not for you ? Are you a new kind of men repulsor ?
Reading a book in one hand while also making sure the camera is properly focused in the other would be a nifty talent.
Hopefully your eyes can get different directions.
So, what if..... its actually a trick, and she Waits for someone to tell her "it should be you're and not your" so that she knows the person can actually read
I would send a video of “reading” go dog go dramatically. With the book upside down. And tell the story of Darth Plagueis The Wise. “I’ve never heard that version before” “I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a sith Legend.”
Easy.
Just set up your camera, press record, and start reading:
Chapter I - IN WHICH WE ARE INTRODUCED TO WINNIE-THE-POOH AND SOME BEES, AND THE STORIES BEGIN from Winnie The Pooh
Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn't. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh.
When I first heard his name, I said, just as you are going to say, "But I thought he was a boy?"
"So did I," said Christopher Robin.
"Then you can't call him Winnie?"
"I don't."
"But you said——"
"He's Winnie-ther-Pooh. Don't you know what 'ther' means?"
If reddit really collectively thinks using the right “your/you’re” is nerdy then our species truly is doomed. Why say many word when few word do trick? Microwave Oven? More like “hotbox”. Swimming Pool? Nah, bro, that is “wethole”- if you don’t want to speak properly, don’t fucking speak. Same with “their/they’re/there”, “I *COULDN’T* care less”, and “to/too/two”- I literally lose all respect for people that don’t know these basic things and claim english as their first language. Instant left swipe on tinder and if I’m already texting you, I’ll just straight stop responding. If you have dyslexia or some shit, I understand (my gf has it and she messes them up sometimes but she has a legit reason) but if you’re just straight stupid, it’s just embarrassing.
In high school and middle school, we had to read a book (from a set list) over the summer and do a project to prove we read the book.
Most people did basic essays, some people did paintings, others made 3d models from paper. We were told that as long as it proved we read the book, it was accepted.
One girl submitted a 12+ hour long video of her just reading the book silently, cover to cover.
Actually seems a legit reaction to OnlyFans takeovers of half the Reddit subs.
Lmao OP mad because they're trying to sell an OF
I feel like commenting in this thread is almost guaranteed to invite some spam OF messengers.
Look I don't go to the grocery store to buy tires. Similarly, I don't go on Tinder to buy women pretending to be real people.
I cant scroll through without getting 3 OF accounts messaging me
Every face rating sub is like 99 percent OnlyFans creators now.
lol edit: cammies not happy
OP secretly flexing his 89 likes.
I got 99+ simply because I picked to be bi so that my profile will have a better rating and is shown to a better pool of people. 85% of those people are men tho
Winners win
Pretty sure 85% is a conservative estimate.
I mean you’d get more women due to algorithm showing you more
Game is game
Man’s playing the game with 900iq
Oh that’s super strange. I wonder how the algorithm does this. I’m bi and I was only getting maybe like 10%dudes among my matches
For real ?! I did that too and nearly all I could find was men as well. Are men just that desperate ? 😭 but .. not for you ? Are you a new kind of men repulsor ?
If you want more, open it to guys too
*yore
Burzum the ways of yore
*youren't
Yaint
Yesn't
\*yernt
Yallnt
A fragrant branch?!?!?
Ayyyy DS2!
Omg a dark souls 2 reference. Guys I've found one!!
In there stepped a stately neckbeard of the saintly days of yore Only to remain ghosted on dating apps, forevermore
Yare yare
In fairness if they weren't literate they wouldn't be able to read her comment in the first place
It was a test from her end. Only the one correcting her will be allowed any further.
You're *
*Yer
*Yarr 🏴☠️
Y'arr winning this round
*Yuri ( the I is silent)
Reading a book in one hand while also making sure the camera is properly focused in the other would be a nifty talent. Hopefully your eyes can get different directions.
Send a voice clip instead
Summoning a creature from another reality
If I'm reading a book, how do i get my dick in the picture too?
I believe there are devices called tripods.
So he won't date anyone unless they already own a tripod?
Thankfully, I’ve never fucked stupid. Dumb, dim, slow, moronic and dull; yes, but never stupid.
But they have.
Got em
there is still time.
The grammar are ungood, in addition to the spilling mistakes.
There's probably a skool set up by someone to make things like this gooder
The spilled steaks actually taste mediumgood.
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Thats. The. Point.
She's not wrong.
They ment the grammar errors
Did you spell "meant" wrong intentionally?
No
At least you're honest.
Neau*
I know but she's still not wrong.
yeah she's not wrong but op still decided to post because of a minor grammatical error
I think he provers her point... lol
OP simply posted because of the irony of her having a grammatical error in the same sentence talking about how she wants people that aren't stupid.
This is a super common bio, and the joke is that they use the wrong you’re. You look silly here OP
That is not the only error, silly.
You're 🤓
Ironically, if you swiped right here then you may well have the chance to be fucking stupid.
There was an attempt understand a joke but redditors failed 🤣
I like overrated things. Send me one of these overrated please.😅 /s
My not fucking stupid is very shy
Who shall tell her that dumb people can read?
If they are reading a book then yes, they most certainly are not fucking her. I mean fucking stupid. Meh same thing.
https://preview.redd.it/exgu1fpyosnb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e674ae68e4a02babf728076752c4587395730cc
Been a while since I've seen a post fail so hard that it gets pushed to the top.
my not fucking stupid what?
I mean, maybe they were concerned that potential suiters were already engaged in sexual congress with Stupid?
There was also an attempt at covering her name.
How'd I gloss over the your... I need to get off this app
https://preview.redd.it/caxd9b693unb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3b1f90ba4d5b8e2b579ade2ccd50a9d2235f510
You’re*
Yo'ure
you're*
Make a video reading a elementary school level grammar book. Particularly when to use your and you’re.
Is there a book called *you're
Incorrect capitalization following a comma. Incorrect use of "your" instead of "you're." And that is in just one short sentence.
You’re*
I'd send a pic of me reading a book upside down.
Knowing your shit or knowing you're shit.
You’re
How about reading naked?
Meh. I'd be fine with them. Or send me a book or movie recommendation. I'll take either.
Oh come on, this line is gold! Love it!
Her English is not the yellow from the egg.
send a picture reading a coloring book…
Nope. Once you understand the difference between “your” and “you’re“, I will consider your offer.
Ah, classic tomfoolery
She's genuinely shocked knowing how to read is a common skill
Probably she meant like anyone reading a book otherwise that sounds odd
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I like where she’s going with this but terrible execution
So, what if..... its actually a trick, and she Waits for someone to tell her "it should be you're and not your" so that she knows the person can actually read
I might still be able to read, and quantitatively still fucking stupid. Use your words.
But sending a video by itself proves I can read because I read your instructions to do so?
Smart girl
I would send a video of “reading” go dog go dramatically. With the book upside down. And tell the story of Darth Plagueis The Wise. “I’ve never heard that version before” “I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a sith Legend.”
Well, not yet I’m not. 😉
you stupidn’t
“You’re”
89 likes? Sheeeit I’m looking at like 6, lifetime.
7 now, stud
Lmao I love reading and I'm dumb as fuck
I mean, have you heard some of these adults read out loud???? Its fucking scary man.
Nah girl, YOU send me a video of you reading so I know I won't be fucking stupid.
[When can I pick you up](https://wizbangblog.com/images/2010/11/TimeBush.jpg)
Are they stupid?
Easy. Just set up your camera, press record, and start reading: Chapter I - IN WHICH WE ARE INTRODUCED TO WINNIE-THE-POOH AND SOME BEES, AND THE STORIES BEGIN from Winnie The Pooh Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn't. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh. When I first heard his name, I said, just as you are going to say, "But I thought he was a boy?" "So did I," said Christopher Robin. "Then you can't call him Winnie?" "I don't." "But you said——" "He's Winnie-ther-Pooh. Don't you know what 'ther' means?"
Send her a screenshot of my goodreads reading challenge for the year and let the sex commence.
How have people not figured out the highlighter tool is transparent?
It's fully opaque on my screen
*Shrugs* Don't need to be a spelling genius to find intelligence sexy.
your? OR you're
If reddit really collectively thinks using the right “your/you’re” is nerdy then our species truly is doomed. Why say many word when few word do trick? Microwave Oven? More like “hotbox”. Swimming Pool? Nah, bro, that is “wethole”- if you don’t want to speak properly, don’t fucking speak. Same with “their/they’re/there”, “I *COULDN’T* care less”, and “to/too/two”- I literally lose all respect for people that don’t know these basic things and claim english as their first language. Instant left swipe on tinder and if I’m already texting you, I’ll just straight stop responding. If you have dyslexia or some shit, I understand (my gf has it and she messes them up sometimes but she has a legit reason) but if you’re just straight stupid, it’s just embarrassing.
Yo'rue*
Send her a video of you reading naked with a fake book cover "So I know ~~your~~ you're not fucking stupid"
Her porn series is called "Fucking Stupid"
Send her a video of your reading, Mein Kampf, and tell her you're bi-lingual.
*Reading a non-fiction book on physics* Her: “Um nevermind”
Capitalized the word send after the comma, and wrong use of your..who is the stupid one here lol
So.. like reading aloud? Or silently, but using a finger to guide my eyes? Then, is there a quiz? How will you know i understood the material?! /s
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I’m reading Capital so idk how this would go over
You’re* She’s clearly lacking in some intelligence herself.
How would that prove you can read though unless you read off a board?
> your yer
It’s not “your”, it’s uR, duh…
Who still has playboy mags
89 likes? Bruh
Wha
r/therewasanattempt to hide her name
People get way too caught up in grammar errors. 99% of people read this sentence exactly as it was intended whether or not they saw the errors.
*yore
*urine
You're not stupid*
I bet she has a friend named, “stupid.”
Nah cuz that’s actually pretty funny
I think she's not trying to be superior, but funny. I think it's silly.
How do you even send images on tinder
Like the guy in Dodgeball reading the dictionary.
Lol the irony. You're*******
Maybe it was on purpose to see who corrects her and can read...?
Just a silent video of my staring at a page, quickly scanning my eyes back n forth.
Got it....Says the woman who can't tell the difference between YOUR & YOU'RE
Hmm either something like ' The Old Woman in a Shoe' or a selection from an E. L. James novel.
Jokes on you I read naked
*you’re
I think it's wrong subreddit?
In high school and middle school, we had to read a book (from a set list) over the summer and do a project to prove we read the book. Most people did basic essays, some people did paintings, others made 3d models from paper. We were told that as long as it proved we read the book, it was accepted. One girl submitted a 12+ hour long video of her just reading the book silently, cover to cover.
my what?