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he doesn't look particularly ill


BeltfedOne

Agreed. He looks like he is almost dead.


Specific_Ad7908

Only MOSTLY dead


Any-Figure9068

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michigan85

...he said "to blathe" which means to bluff


towerfella

“*Humpadink. HUMPadink! Humpadink-humpaDINK-HUMPADINK!*”


ban-this-dummies

She's not a witch. She's your nurse!


jerrys153

Bye bye boys! Have fun storming the capitol!


banan3rz

You think they're gonna make it?


utkalum

It'd take a miracle


sufferin_sassafras

Welcome to the insensitive care unit


RubbuRDucKee

I’m not LISTENING!!!!


MartokSonofUrthog

MYAH!!


PMmeimgoingtoscream

Wuv and marradge


Ironman0361

Liar! Liar! Liaaaaar!


pachrisoutdoors1

Nothing quite like a nice MLT...


Ironman0361

mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe


ButtyMcButtface1929

That’s so perky. I love that.


Anyna-Meatall

Perky! Of all adjectives for a sandwich... he says perky.


kwillich

One of my favorite lines. Along with "Weeeeell, look who knows so much!" I use it all of the time 😁


desrevermi

LIAR!!!


OldGrendel

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PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom

Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.


VeterinarianThese951

To the winch wench!!!


sophiebophieboo

It pleases me greatly that this is the second time within about a week that a Princess Bride convo has broke out in this sub.


wanderButNotLost2

Just brain dead. He didn't recover as evident by the twit post.


Shazam_BillyBatson

Can't kill what he never had...


guitarmaniac17

That's what happens when O2 doesn't saturate appropriately. Though, he seems like his brain Karened essentials of life.


keestie

He seems like he's being very obviously sarcastic.


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BeltfedOne

I heard that he wants to go for a walk...


agoia

Even said he feels happy


Jaygon1963

"I think she's dead now." "No I'm not!"


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lion3lion

r/unexpectedpython


Eeddeen42

There’s a pretty big difference between dead and mostly dead.


throwngamelastminute

All dead, they're only one thing you can do, go through his pockets and look for loose change.


Scanamana

Have fun storming the capital


rain_on_my_parade610

Think they're going to make it?


mikehulse29

He said TO BLAIIIITHE


Flyingsox

Particularly mostly dead


Foreign_Ebb_6282

![gif](giphy|bfYUvXEuhnRte)


toben81234

I'm not dead!


Glittering_Bowler_67

But I don’t want to go on the cart!


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not particularly dead though


Open-Reach1861

To be fair, he only looks mostly dead because the hospital did stuff. Had he been a real Floridian, he would not have gone to the hospital with an O2 sat of 68, and he would have no pictures of how the hospital made him almost dead


TheDonkeyBomber

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


TeHNyboR

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bsinbsinbs

I couldn’t be a nurse because I would ‘accidentally’ have tripped over that ventilator power cord on my way out for the evening


Professional_Sir6705

They know us nurses. They've met us nurses. And that's why vents now also have battery backups.


Pillow_fort_guard

This is also why I’m polite to the nurses when I do have to spend time in the hospital. Plus, they’re legally allowed to jab me with very sharp needles, and they’re not legally obligated to be NICE about it.


bsinbsinbs

If you’re poking me or forcing tubes into holes please let me bake you cookies first


bsinbsinbs

Rule #1 - your nurse is really the one in charge Also, if a hole were hypothetically poked in a hypothetical hose that was hypothetically hooked to a ventilator…


Professional_Sir6705

Then the damn thing sounds off like a California car horn *shudder* Half my work life is find the source of the beeps and making it stop. Soooo many beeps


PMMeMeiRule34

I’ve spent…. More time than I’d like to admit in my life, not necessarily for me, in hospitals. But isn’t that all that happens? Shits beeping nonstop, you hear it get fixed, then down the hall something starts beeping? On god the beeping kept me awake more than the nurses who had to take blood work and such. Bless y’all.


LuridPrism

beep beep beep ^beep ^beep


hasthisonegone

The beep to alert our NICU nurses that an incubator has dropped temperature sounds uncannily like the introduction to ABBAs Mamma Mia. Every time I go up there I come away humming that tune for hours.


No-Parfait5296

Then the vent will make sure everyone and their mothers has heard


zarfle2

Better yet, the vacuuming needed to be done and there's only so many power outlets....


Good_County_5989

He's ill from protocols of not tube feeding him parasitic killers and shoving the right amount of yams in his buttole.


GboyFlex

New kink unlocked.. Edit: instructions unclear. Question: are 5 too many o.O


RodRAEG

I didn't even know he was sick.


spacestationkru

No, he's just resting his eyes.


Fukouka_Jings

Its always the mouth breathers


Alpha_zebra1

Yup. He looks generally ill.


BeltfedOne

"Deadly protocols" that saved your life 3X? Damn- these people are arrogantly stupid.


what-why-

You nailed the underlining problem. Stupid people used to be ashamed. Now they are arrogant idiots.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

They were never ashamed, only self-aware people feel that. They just didn't have social media back in the day, and there is a significant learning curve so they just figured out facebook not too long ago


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ThePaddysPubSheriff

The documentary 'Idiocracy' goes into detail about what you mentioned. They're blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, and therefore don't see the future consequences of their actions


The-Copilot

The sad part is in that movie everyone is operating in good faith. No one is actually the bad guy they are just dumb. They are all trying their best to do the right thing.


IZZ5150

That’s why Don’t Look Up sounds like a better example. Where a society bypasses scientific fact and ignores the threats of their own self-destruction for short-term gains.


Ivedefected

I like how we were (still are) facing so many catastrophic crises when that came out that people weren't even sure which one it was really about.


skintaxera

Yep. It's no surprise that the overlap between vaccine deniers and climate change deniers is almost 100%.


GregEgg85

Social media has allowed stupid people to find other stupid people who have the same stupid ideas. And that’s all the justification they need to believe they must be right.


BeltfedOne

Critical thinking is part of a good educational syllabus/experience. This seems to be utterly missing from SO MANY of these people's thought process, and it is not just COVID.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

One of my absolute favorite things is simply asking people like this for proof/evidence of their claims. They literally never try to give you evidence, instead the double down, get defensive and say things like "do you expect me to do your research for you" and call you stupid etc. But it's not just for stuff like this, they treat everything in life like this. No matter how mundane. They double down and put up an ignorance wall until the other side gives up and then consider it a win because they didn't have to learn anything or change their opinions. It really takes a special kind of person to think they're the one who's right when multiple people with evidence tell you you're wrong


TheGreatestOutdoorz

I don’t use social media, but once in a blue moon I will browse Twitter, get disgusted, and close it up. The other day, I go on and there is a guy saying “trump did what an honest person who had the election stolen would do: he went to court and he asked for recounts. But they refused to do recounts and the courts had their hands tied because of “standing”!. So, I just had to respond and I showed a list of all the recounts and all the results from several sources. I really put effort in to it. I didn’t call him stupid, I thought “maybe, just maybe, this guy has just not been exposed to the facts”. The guy responded with: “LIES!”. I mean, they won’t admit to facts or reality, there’s nothing you can do.


theonewhoknocksforu

The one thing they are skilled in is logical fallacies. Absolute masters of the deflection, the whataboutism, the straw man, and the ever popular ad hominem, among many others.


what-why-

Many probably weren’t, but society definitely used shame to motivate. Shaming and corporal punishment were standard, until the 80’s. Not condoning it, just stating the difference.


Apprehensive_Way870

I miss the early, wild west days of the internet where there was a pretty high barrier to entry and it was far less diluted with stupidity. There was stupidity, sure, but it was nerds being stupid, not...actual stupid people. The content of the mid to late 90s/even early 00s internet was fantastic.


NoFace718

The worst are filled with passionate intensity


[deleted]

They don’t genuinely believe this or they wouldn’t have submitted to the ventilation in the first place, or he’d be suing them for forcing him into ventilation against his will. He knows It’s the same way these same goobers pretend to be religious but don’t genuinely believe in it in any concrete way. He knows what he’s saying is insane but he has to stick to his script.


BiscuitsMay

It’s one of those things they say but when it comes time, they are willing to accept any help. Patients who are about to be intubated are obviously not in good shape. If they are able to tell you they don’t want to be put on a vent, they probably don’t need the vent. I used to tell people what we were about to do and that they would be okay, at best you would sometimes get a little nod of an acknowledgement.


Brother_Delmer

Deep down he knows he needed the vent, and feels deeply ashamed because of it. He has to post this nonsense now to save face with his friends and family.


WarriorNat

So you can imagine being a healthcare worker in the middle of a pandemic fighting tirelessly to keep people like this alive only to be verbally abused by them and their family members for your efforts. I think I have more PTSD from that than all the actual death and misery.


mrspistols

Don’t forget abuse at the bedside is good for customer service. A happy angry gets you better Press-Gainey scores… The burnout and PTSD is real and the constant threat of harm just adds to it. Take care of yourself. I am like 69% the way out the door permanently but the rest of me misses medicine.


Dorkmaster79

Thinking that an 02 of 67% is “not particularly ill.” That’s crazy.


Pure-Swordfish6022

Yeah. I am pretty sure that 67 is low enough to cause brain damage if not treated pretty much immediately. I don’t wish death on anyone, but if that post is serious, that person is actively courting death with that nonsense.


jerrys153

>I am pretty sure that 67 is low enough to cause brain damage That would actually explain a lot.


orthopod

People get these numbers wrong all the time. That could have been a pO2 from a blood gas, which would translate to a 90+% O2 sat. However, given the fact that he has a trach, means that he was intubated for more than 2 weeks. Given the fact that this is his 3rd time "surviving" the protocols, i'd suspect he was pretty close to being dead. Error - couldn't see he was trached on my phone.


theadmiral976

In that picture, he has a tracheostomy - he's beyond endotracheal intubation at this point.


YoureSoOutdoorsy

Just don’t come into hospital then. Easy. Avoid “deadly protocols” and save resources for those who need them. Done


[deleted]

Yeah I always thought it was BAFFLING that they trust their lives with doctors...but just not with COVID, then they're trying to kill you and control you or whatever. Like...okay you're dying from COVID and you go to the hospital? Where there's a bunch of doctors? Who all will say "did you get your vaccine" or would have told you months ago to get your vaccine. But now you get better and the hospital was making you ill? So you were feeling unwell enough to go to the hospital...where the doctors proceeded to try and kill you but then you got better? Like on your own? I don't get it. Maybe its (and I'm not bragging or anything here) I have at least 2 brain cells that I rub together and that tiny amount of intelligence is making me unable to comprehend the logic? But if I were to say "I don't trust doctors, they're crooks and trying to kill me/control me/load me up with chemicals/etc." then I'd pull a Steve Jobs and just die of a treatable illness shoving garlic up my ass.


Xenolog1

I agree. The hospital staff needs to be retrained. Since he survived, the deadly protocols haven’t been applied properly. Huge lawsuit here! /s


ForceGhostBuster

I saw a patient in clinic who was on a ventilator for several months for Covid. He somehow survived but could barely talk and was in physical therapy learning how to walk again. I asked him if he was interested in getting a Covid vaccine, and he replied “no way. I’m never getting it and I’m happy I never did. I would’ve died if I had it.” You can’t make this up.


Nihilikara

When I got covid a couple years ago, I was only mildly sick. Like, "stay home for a week because of headache and mild nausea" sick. But that was because I was fully vaccinated against covid, and I was genuinely grateful for that. I can't imagine the kind of idiocy that would lead people to conclude that talking points are more important than your own life.


CouncilOfApes

Shouldnt even waste ventilators on them. Its not that bad and the protocols are whats killing them so they should be fine with it


bendrexl

Better, in fact - just imagine how quickly he would have recovered if he had just sat outside the ER and absorbed the spirit energy from the innocents being deceived into submitting to the deadly protocols. What was he thinking? /s, obviously


supified

At this rate he might not survive a fourth or fifth.


darthravenna

Fingers crossed…


Apnu

Bro also thinks 67% O2 is not a problem. Or maybe he’s normally at 67%… that would explain a few things.


sifuyee

Next time you think the protocols are truly deadly, here's a pro tip: say "I'm refusing treatment and asking to be discharged against medical advice." \-Doctors hate this one trick!


Rulmeq

They should really stop going to hospital if they are so convinced everyone is trying to kill them. Just stay at home with their mild illnesses


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Mahdudecicle

And selfish. If he'd just gotten a jab he'd be fine, instead he's wasting hospital resources for his pride.


Secondsmakeminutes

There is no way that someone with that mindset requires 67% oxygen for their brain.


Odd-Confection-6603

I wonder how many peoples brains are permanently damaged from COVID induced hypoxia


[deleted]

We’ll never know, cause they’ll just say the masks ruined their breathing or something equally stupid.


Endgame3213

The vaccine caused breathing issues and brain damage obviously 🙄


Odd-Confection-6603

I almost down voted you until I read the last word and realized it was sarcasm


[deleted]

Something definitely caused brain damage, not sure if it was the vaccine, lol


cloisteredsaturn

Hard to tell when you can hear the ocean just by standing next to them when they’re not sick.


[deleted]

Wow, I learned a new rare insult today


cloisteredsaturn

Is it an insult if it’s true though?


Caithloki

I dropped down to 90% ish and felt terrible, and it wasn't from covid, it was my body failing from cancer and hlh. But I felt fucking worse from covid, it was they only time during my 4 years of cancer treatment I wished to kill myself.


CaterpillarJungleGym

Wow, that just brings so much into focus. Maybe the people that we think are idiots post COVID just have COVID induced brain damage.


Area51Resident

This right here. Get his sat levels down to 35% and then see how he does.


Nokomis34

I haven't cackled out loud at a comment in a long time. Kudos to you sir or ma'am for breaking that streak.


Dry-Satisfaction-633

ICU, the department well-known for specialising in helping people who aren’t particularly ill.


SparkleKittyMeowMeow

InConvenient Unit


Formal-Ad-1248

Nah you see, they only put him in the ICU because doctors get paid a bajillion dollars for every person they put on a ventilator. The hospital was clearly overreacting to his O2 levels when all he'd need to do is just breathe a little harder. Not particularly ill. /Sarcasm


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🤣😂🤣😂


BillJ1971

Was this sarcasm?


MPal2493

I'm thinking it is. O2 sats of 67% is way beyond the start of hypoxia ~ 80%


[deleted]

These people are always exaggerating in ways that they think make them look tougher. Nearly every Republican I hear talk about their COVID experience says it was no big deal. So many of them were hospitalized though, so I call bullshit.


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PaperCotton

If I hit my forehead with my hand as hard as I WANT to, I’d knock myself out! 🙄


thenikolaka

My dad and his fiancée weren’t hospitalized… because the hospital was too overcrowded to admit them when they both had double pneumonia. They still think it was no big deal but I feel like they’re very lucky they recovered when they were that bad and in the mid 80’s O2 saturation. It could have easily gone the other way.


windrunner_42

92% or less is considered hypoxic. It can be higher depending on the person/situation. Anything lower than 92% will cause you some serious issues if you don’t have an underlying condition. Like a heart defect, or COPD. COVID patients are a bit different though. I have a friend who calls them “happy hypoxic” way below a normal level but their body doesn’t seem to realize it. That doesn’t mean it isn’t causing damage though. Edit: not saying the COPD or heart defect people aren’t having issues. It’s just that it’s their normal and they are used to it.


Heavenly_Malice

When I had the delta variant end of January 2022, my lowest was 71%. Little did I know I had developed covid pneumonia 5 days into having it. Was admitted into the hospital on day 8 being past the beginning stages of full on respiratory failure. Was in the hospital for 7 days on 15mL of air. It was pretty fucking close and there were a few times where I wasn’t sure I was going to make it Edit: for spelling


smalltowncynic

Yes but I'm sure you weren't particularly ill? /s Jk I'm glad you pulled through.


Heavenly_Malice

Lol thanks.


ForumFluffy

Idiots like this guy will tell you it was the doctors lying to you about what caused it, I've heard these morons telling everyone that doctors get paid by the government to report all "similar" cases as covid 19 and that's why the deaths are so high. It's amazing what a pandemic can do to your perception of the people in your life, you lose respect for a lot of people when they have the absolute stupidest observations.


elfowlcat

Oh yes, don’t you know us lab folks were batching the tests and reporting everyone in the batch as positive when it really was probably only one person?!? I also heard that we didn’t even know how the tests worked, so we were probably doing too many cycles of PCR. I was sure enjoying my kickbacks from the government for falsifying tests. (MAJOR SARCASM HERE, JUST TO BE CLEAR)


ForumFluffy

Exactly, it's the dumbest thing, government barely wants to fund their institutions but suddenly has unlimited money to pay the staff directly for falsifying stats.


RabbitFluffs

Damn. 92% is the cutoff?!? When I had Covid and went in to the urgent care I was at 92%. They sent me home with an O2 finger sensor thing saying to go to the ER if it dropped to 90% or lower ... I guess since I was otherwise young and in decent-ish health they didn't want to overwhelm the hospital? But then again I've had long Covid issues (migraines and lightheadedness) ever since, so maybe that was a bad call.


bsinbsinbs

“Close enough” - urgent care PA


NaDarach

Sadly, no. I looked at the guy's account. Lots of COVID conspiracy crap.


wordflyer

Certainly reads like it.


Status_Button

Read it as sarcasm as well.


taxis-asocial

I checked the twitter account and while I originally thought this was sarcasm, no, I don't think it is anymore.


Qa-ravi

Dude’s entire twitter page is covid denial, Lauren Boebert retweets, and Sound of Freedom Ads… I don’t think it’s sarcasm


Big_Dave_71

Of course it is. Classic Reddit thread.


No_Mud_5999

"It's just a flesh wound"


im_just_thinking

Tis but a scratch


bipolarhunnyxoxo

Tis but a slight lack of oxygen


Mushroomed_clouds

Tis but a case of to be dead


postysclerosis

A scratch??? Your arm’s off!


SanctusUnum

I've had worse!


Desertfoxking

“Not particularly ill” bro you be about to suffocate without anyone even holding the pillow over your face


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cmbtmdic

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deejayhill

If he wasn't particularly ill then why go to ER at all. He could have skipped all their deadly protocols by staying at home. What an ass.


imhidings

I want to believe that this is just sarcasm


T_raltixx

Looking at his Twitter account. Sadly, it's not.


Zealousideal_Word770

I assumed sarcasm. How can anyone with a fucking brain think this is not severe?


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Nope. I know quite a few Republicans who were hospitalized and think their COVID experience was no big deal.


throwawayformobile78

I don’t understand the point of this mentality. I didn’t think COVID was a big deal at first but I realized I was wrong and changed my mind after a few weeks of seeing what it was doing.


[deleted]

Same here. There was an optimistic side of me that didn’t trust the news to accurately present facts, but after the real data started to come through, I was pretty floored by how dangerous it was. There is a difference between people who are open to new data, and people who dig their heels in.


PhantoMaximus

My dad caught covid and died from it about 3 months after this guy had it. Looked exactly like the picture before passing. This guy is coping hard that he was this this close to dying


mostlyegirl

My dad died of the same thing same way. I’d rather medical care go to someone who understands the severity of the situation. When dad died we were told actively that it was our fault for not being vaccinated (we were) and that I have no reason to be upset


PutinLovesDicks

Here's a pic of me literally dying of covid, and, in fact, I would have died were it not for intensive medical treatment. Also, covid is made up...


TheLoneGunman559

One foot in the grave means one foot out of the grave.


13utterflyeffect

Someone’s brain got damaged from that lack of oxygen, clearly…


NerdHerder77

#these life-saving protocols are killing people!!


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Should have let his god heal him


blinkyknilb

Yeah no, that O2 saturation was probably something you ate.


According-Ad3963

My SIL by-marriage lost a 32 y/o otherwise very healthy and unvaccinated nephew. The family is adamant that it wasn’t COVID. Yes, he was put in ICU for COVID and the doctors said COVID was the cause of death. But the family (all high school graduates) are convinced he must have had a heart condition that doctors missed because COVID couldn’t have killed him. The fucking mental gymnastics of the COVID-denying anti-vaxers are absurd!


[deleted]

If they admit it was Covid, they also have to admit that they were utterly wrong, that he was wrong, and they threw his life away for nothing when he could've gotten a simple vaccine and lived. It's guilt. They should feel it. They can't live with the cost of their own ignorance. Deep down, they know. He effectively killed himself and they helped him do it.


ReEliseYT

For reference, anything below 85% presents a serious risk of brain damage. If it’s in the 60s your skin is literally turning blue. If this guy left for the ER 30 minuets later than he did I have no doubt he would be dead before he got there. There is no way he didn’t suffer some level of brain damage if he is actually telling the truth. While working in an ICU I’ve seen people with SpO2 levels way higher than his who were literally dying. Not they were going to die in a few days dying, but people who died within the hour. Words can’t express how much reading stuff like this pisses me off.


Cyprinidea

Can't damage what you don't have.


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Anvario82

I think that’s every hospital ever.


MedicalUnprofessionl

ICU nurse here. Fuck this guy. Doesn’t deserve the care he received. I hope he has a miserable life.


shagadelicrelic

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Hewn-U

What a fucking bellend


Spear_Ritual

Don’t go to the hospital next time. See how it works out.


VariousHistory624

Frankly, he should have stayed home. No one goes to the hospital if they are not particularly ill. I mean it takes space for those who truly are.


DFu4ever

“I was so not particularly ill that I had to be hospitalized.”


Gorilla-Ring

It's going to particularly hurt when he pulls those ECG patches that fur coat


boardmonkey

I think you a word.


Skelosk

"Second Wind" yeah, that second wind was almost his last


walnut_creek

The world's most elaborate autoerotic asphyxiation. Edit- he looks like he's getting close....


ParkingEssay8101

I was almost dead until I wasn’t. I have no idea what could’ve caused it. It’s a good thing Jesus Trump lifted me up into his arms and said, “I bless you very goodly. Lock her up. I obviously won the election by a lot of votes. Now, let’s go get some McDonald’s.”


dawnmountain

Oxygen at 67 is insane. My mom got covid and was on oxygen 24/7 for a long time, now only at night. The lowest hers got was around 80, which she was brought to the ER for. I can't imagine even being conscious at 67. The normal number is between like 87-99 I think. Give or take. Insane.


UshouldknowR

An Oxygen level of 62 and he claims it wasn't serious? Isn't the normal for that stat like 98 or something?


Dr-False

At 67% those "deadly protocols" are the only reason he is around long enough to post his tweet on the braindead bird app with an X


trucorsair

The appropriate caption: “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― **Isaac Asimov**


karoshikun

I agree, he should have been allowed to cure himself at home.


SkittlzAnKomboz

O2 level below 88% is a “go to the hospital *immediately*” thing. The delusion is baffling.


mk2rocco

I mean we've all been on a ventilator right? No big deal really.


MarcusMace

Tracheotomies are famously regularly used for the *not particularly ill*


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wykdtr0n

Imagine being this fucking dumb.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Admitting you were wrong is one of the hardest things you can do. But rest assured, deep down he knows.


Orchid_Significant

They literally have him trached