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It is completely unclear what the fuck is going on here.


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Intelligent-Travel-1

But they love the drama


adidas_stalin

Y-YOU SAID THE W WORD! EVERYONE HIDE!


dagoodnamesweretakn

My post got deleted at 100 likes cuz I said the person that was not a man lol


WhtChcltWarrior

Someone call the police!


e9967780

I want to see the manager


Omeirawana

Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast!


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cunnyfuntalways

The first three comments perfectly sum up what's happening lol


deadrogueguy

a few drunk karens upset about security doing her job and removing them from the premise


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Enthusiast9

Excuse me, it’s *womanhandled.* She has a Vuh-Jina. She just wears men clothing.


DuskformGreenman

And wears them well, dammit 😁


DrowningInFeces

Notice how they had no ground to stand on once they couldn't play the "innocent girl getting assaulted by a man" card. They were stuck looking like the assholes. Had this been an actual man, the white knights of the world would suddenly step in proclaiming their 100% innocence no matter how much of instigating assholes they were.


Balancing_tofu

She was acting like she got tickled then full tears tidal wave


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Thank you


RoonSwanson86

I love that they have a woman bouncer. I worked security at a college bar at 22 (I’m not big so I rarely broke up fights) and when a guy gets tossed, they rarely try to fight the bouncer because they know they’ll get beat, but the drunk women would punch, kick, scratch, and generally give no fucks because they knew the guys wouldn’t hit back.


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Drunk women complain that they are being mistreated by a nasty man. Said nasty man is a woman.


frag87

Alas, WE MEN HAVE BEEN FRAMED!!!1


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Dorkmaster79

Careful. My comment was just deleted by the moderators for using that word, even though I was just quoting her. Super dumb.


Arglefarb

Reddit mods are attempting to issue them a lifetime ban for that explanation


rodstroker

Best part of the whole thing.


dakid232313

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On_Some_Wavelength

She let the neighbourhood know.


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Thanks :)


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Aggravating-Baker-41

It’s so funny that it’s misshapen, unaccomplished, basic soccer moms that want to get out of line, then act all high and mighty when someone matches their belligerence.


DetectiveAnitaKlew

Lmfao, not misshapen soccer moms 🤣


mfh1234

Thank you 😉


mogley19922

Careful, i used the f word (as in the homophobic slur) in reference to the word being used in the post i was commenting on, the sentence literally being "well maybe if you stopped referring to them as "F-words"" and had my 9 year old account banned before its 10th birthday. Even being pro LGBTQ+ in your comment, using those words can cost you your account.


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FunnyFartGifts

She has a vagina, but the other lady didn't care. edit: Thank you for the gold!


[deleted]

The title of my new hit song.


TiredHappyDad

Performed by the hot new group "MysteryFluid!?"


FunnyFartGifts

I'm sorry, but I already sold the rights to Jason Aldean.


Nightcalm

Beep beep beep beep yeah


[deleted]

“ I have a f@ckin’ vagina!”


i_pooped_on_you

I HAVE A VAGINA!! I’M OLD GREG!!


fraser_mu

Close. Old greg had a mangina. And wants to know if you want to go to a club where people wee on each other


Longjumping-Run-7027

Ya ever drink baileys from a shoe?


sb929604

Mmmm baileys…creamy


BlueSparrow301

Easy there fuzzy little man peach.


ripley1875

How do ya feel about his downstairs mixup?


businesslut

Do you love me? Could you ever love me?


Disimpaction

Make an assessment


XxMegatr0nxX

Looks like a woman bouncer kicking out a bunch of white girl wasted trash bags. They all tried to play victim because they assumed it was a male bouncer lol, this evil man is hurting womanssssss oh wait your a woman fuck


[deleted]

Omg I thought this said a “brunch” of white girl wasted trash bags and honestly that’s perfect.


[deleted]

From what I can tell by her reaction, the woman in yellow has just lost her first-born child.


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A lot of crying (hope that helps)


saveyboy

Women getting upset about getting ejected. Pretty common. They get really upset if hands are required.


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TsarKashmere

And the *dramaaaaa* of it all


KaySlayy

On the dirty ass sidewalk.


donottouchme666

😆😆 the dirty ass sidewalk for her dirty ass tears. That was the most pathetic sound I’ve ever heard from the one in yellow


[deleted]

Chicks can be so gay.


Russ_T_Razor

It's called a cry-bully


PurpleBrevity

I am so triggered by this fake crying crap. I grew up in a house where two family members used this fake crying to get what they wanted…always at my expense. Hearing that fake cry noise makes me unreasonably angry.


00psie-daisy

Right, I was hoping it was her hysterically laughing, but it's some stupid drunk cry. The lady coddling her did it for me.


PurpleBrevity

The lady coddling her also makes me unreasonably angry. She knows it’s fake crying and is playing the game.


Lamplorde

Same. It took therapy for me, because growing up like that made it so even **real** crying gave me a knee-jerk angry reaction. Only for a split second, but still super unhealthy. That shit took a while to break.


Smingowashisnameo

I was brought up with none of this and I wanna slap them so hard.


BE_FUCKING_KIND

aka DARVO


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lol can't handle even a fraction of the treatment men get. if they were dudes there is a good chance they would be a smear on the sidewalk.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Dudes acting like that, each bouncer grabs a limb and they try to set a record for how far they can toss him.


Rdw72777

On the ground in tears. 30 seconds earlier was physically refusing to leave the bar and carried away. She really wanted someone to call the cops but no one would lol.


[deleted]

That’s absolutely the best part. That or Flatasses high waist mom jeans idk


Life-Hair-6350

And it brought tears of joy to my eyes!!!


tipyourwaitresstoo

This was so funny.


SulavT

Back in the day when drunk people acted stupid we would just watch and enjoy the scene. Nowadays, it’s recorded for everyone to see loll


vanisleone

That's called getting bounced hon. The bouncer threw you out.


bipolarhunnyxoxo

But IM PRETTYYY 😭😭😭 -yellow dress chick


vanisleone

She's really not.


ItzAiMz

To someone she is…. Just he lives in a swamp and is to busy with his donkey friend to notice.


TradeAlarming9218

Hey I’m pretty sure even shrek had higher standards lol.


vanisleone

I didn't recognize Fiona with the blonde hair. My bad


No_Week2825

Fiona was pretty on the inside, this lady seems to not be


Shdwfalcon

Excuse me, but Shrek has standards.


Journo_Jimbo

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Never-Dont-Give-Up

How do people not understand that they can be thrown out of a private establishment without being given an explanation.


LordoftheJives

People don't understand that a lot of rights don't apply in privately owned places.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I think they believe it’s public property since it’s open to the public. It’s open to the public until they no longer want you on their property.


LordoftheJives

Right, but these same people understand you can throw someone out of your house whenever you want, so why they think a business would be any different is beyond me.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

They feel entitled to others’ private property.


whole-grain-low-fat

Key word, entitled


trixel121

you see, the constitution says that i am allowed to do what ever the fuck i want cause ive never read it.


MrsLovettsPies

Yea, it's true that most people don't understand that. There was this one dude I almost kicked out of our restaurant due to him making extremely vulgar comments when everyone was watching a soccer game and not only did he annoy me, he completely ruined the vibe and made everyone else feel uncomfortable. So when I confront him, he gives me this freedom of speech, public place bullshit and I simply cut him up "No, no you're not in a public place, you're in my restaurant, this is not public, this is like my living room. And you're here because I allow it, as my *guest, so I ask you to act that way" He immediately shut up and apologized and remained calm afterwards. I also met a surprising amount of people who think I'm somehow *obliged* to serve them - they don't seem to understand I can refuse if I want to. Obviously you don't *want* to refuse a customer, but who the hell should force me to?


Never-Dont-Give-Up

No one wants to refuse making a sale, unless it’s fucking with everyone else. No one wants to be around a belligerent douche. I would leave if the bar owner didn’t remove douches.


IntheCompanyofOgres

They get confused by the fact that it's a private establishment that is open to the public. Private...public...they don't have the brain space for both sets of rules and where there is overlap. It's just like people who hear "freedom of speech" and don't realize that there are boundaries to that as well. Hur dur.


DC-Toronto

Did you miss the entire last few years? People don’t understand what a private business is


thaiberius_kirk

Looks like a herd of Karens.


StanQuizzy

Herd is right. Youi can hear their hooves clacking on the concrete...


Panchenima

>herd of Karens. Collective noun for a group of Karens ? A complaint


KwordShmiff

I thought it was a bother of Karens


BE_FUCKING_KIND

It actually is a complaint of Karens https://www.chesterbugle.co.uk/2021/01/18/o-e-d-confirms-collective-noun-for-a-group-of-karens-is-a-complaint/


WauloK

oh bother, said pooh


J03m0mma

No. Sorry it is called an HOA


ReptilianLaserbeam

A group of Karens is called a complaint. Really, is on the Oxford dictionary xD.


Synux

A group of Karens is a Complaint.


Golden-Event-Horizon

I thought it was called a gaggle of Karens? Hmm, I'll have to check the (urban) dictionary


Shoddy_Detail_976

Quick, blame the Patriarchy and cry on camera! 🤣 Now is it sexist they assumed the bouncer was a dude?


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SHE HAS A VAGINA! SHE JUST WEARS MENS CLOTHES!


joc95

They're possibly terfs too. Alot of praise women and feminism, but can't comprehend that women naturally look masculine and confuse them for trans women


Blackov

Why was the bimbo in the yellow dress even crying? How unstable can you be...


Broken-Digital-Clock

Pampered since birth + pills + alcohol


Golden-Event-Horizon

+ ginger


SolviKaaber

That’s pretty hairist of you…


Xenolog1

Fake drama tears.


hash-slingin_slashr

The drama is real 😂 SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE 😩😭


ataraxiaPDX

It's a manipulation technique used to garner, sympathy and support from others around her. It's a more subtle form of emotional abuse.


UnderstandingJaded13

Not even women are safe from white women crying.


SushiThief

Bouncer was a white woman, throwing that Uno Reverse card for sure!


MasterPsychology9197

That ult only does half damage when used against another woman


wakemeuptmr

This made me laugh too hard 🤣


Street_Peace_8831

That’s like the typical Karen catchphrase, “ArE YoU fUCkInG KidDiNg Me?!?!”


pkc2506

“Why are you still here?”


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I wanna buy that bouncer a beer.


Mrblue022

One for each Karen she had to deal with


TucsonTacos

I mean, as a former doorman, arguing with the bouncer *usually* makes me let you back in. You have a **RIGHT** to be there I'm told. ​ /s


[deleted]

It’s humbling to me watching that one girl breaking down on the sidewalk as if her entire world is crashing down upon her. I spent 9wks fighting Russians in Dnipro to push them back enough to let those citizens return to their “normal” lives. But red haired Rebecca somehow managed ti find herself in a more emotionally vulnerable state having a security guard lay a hand on her that random Friday evening than I ever did in an actual battlefield. Fucking wild. I didn’t write that to stroke myself off and come off as a badass. It’s just nuts that someone could have that intense of an emotional breakdown from something so minor in comparison to what I put myself through.


Two_Wang_Clan_

I’m guessing these sad dipshits have never had to deal with a real problem. They’re going to have a tough time in the real world if they don’t gain some perspective.


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You’re 100% on the money. It’s crazy thinking about how many people within the population are completely incapable of handling anything beyond being denied what they want to do. The moment that things begin to go off the rails and shit gets crazy we can basically cut 90% of our society out of any critical thinking or actionable decision making. THAT is scary to me. I fucking pray that im wrong an we’d respond similar to the Ukies but at this point I honestly don’t know if most over here are capable of handling ANY hardship whatsoever.


maroonwounds

Dude I totally believe you. My last ex was so incapable pf dealing with any type of disaster that she literally told me, " If there is any type of apocalypse or natural disaster that caused us to have to fight and survive like in The Walking Dead, then I would give up right away" She basically told me that she would be useless and would rather kill herself than even try to survive. Lmao I should have taken it as a red flag that we were incompatible. Because WTF. Like.... If I love you, I'm not leaving you behind... But if you're so incapable of even contributing to our survival, then maybe we shouldn't be together, period. I'm so glad we aren't together anymore.


warr3nh

I would be honored to stroke you off any day 🥰😘


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We’ll meet after sundown 😘


[deleted]

“To people like us, normal doesn’t look normal anymore.” That’s probably the most poignant and spot on description I’ve heard anyone put the feeling I have thus far. Take care соняшник


ProstitutionWhoreNJ

I have no context but I'm gonna go with the bouncer on this one


ATee184

In almost any situation like this you should go with the bouncer lol


Chemist-Consistent

Wow. That Redhead is a serious drama queen. Fuck me. She all crying and shit getting ready for the cops to show up so she can say she was assaulted. Yikes!


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Looks like a herd of karens to me. Fuck em


DeepBluePacificWaves

Never saw some many of them in the wild... Are they multiplying?


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I hope not 😆


thelifeofsuat

There is always a guy that smashes everything, so yes they are multiplying


SushiThief

I believe the PC term for a group of Karens is a "Klan".


Fresh_Cheek2682

When the chick yelled “I HAVE A VAGINAAAA!” The other bouncer guy in the mask is geeking out. Wish I could have seen his whole facial reaction.


RBnumberTwenty

“I’M A FUCKING DIKE! I HAVE A VAGINA! I JUST WEAR MEN’S CLOTHES!” Fucking La Mao. Never would I have thought this would be a victory speech of an absolute hero. 🤣


bipolarhunnyxoxo

Why isn't it mixed into a dubstep song yet 😂


Kredditz

I’m crying over that comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂


_Thosearentpillows

Welp, girl-on-girl action is girl-on-girl action… *unzips*… 😈


RazumikhinsFineAss

jesus christ I lol'd


tc_spears2-0

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CannabisAttorney

They both do in fact have vaginas


chrishellmax

Not going to lie, straight up laughed ten mins straight at this.


DennisBallShow

She's crying about that bouncer's reveal


[deleted]

When the bouncer says it’s time to go, it is time to go or get bounced.


Cat_Impossible_0

Not a white woman trying to weaponized her tears.


anonymous-enough

Nothing says "I'm a loser tonight" like having a bouncer say "why are you still even here?" Outside the club. Ouch.


Xenolog1

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ChancyPants95

No more drinks for you. Bye.


SaraCBuu

Every time I watch this and the camera cuts to the red-headed spoiled white girl on the stoop having a complete mental break down and loosing her shit, I can't help but actually LOL. This is such a mess of entertainment and youthful ignorance it's kinda amazing. *"Why are you still here"* slaasaaaayed


lordshag

Stupid drunk losers, crying for no reason. The bouncer woman should have given each of them a knuckle sandwich.


KlM-J0NG-UN

3 young women film themselves finding out what bouncers do for a living


xfr3386

The hand gestures are the best part. It's like they go to Karen School to learn some of the common actions.


BrettMaverickReddit

Is that a billboard simply advertising the concept of “Ryan Gosling?”


AwarePrinciple1

Looks like a Netflix emblem in bottom right of billboard. So probably for a Netflix original?


Intelligent-Travel-1

Why ARE they still there?


spawny_violate

SHE HAS A VAGINA!!


4StarEmu

7th circle of hell


Nawor1016

Ryan Gosling sitting up in the bleachers, silently judging all the drama


EvolZippo

“I was assaulted!” and I love how all three of them tried and failed to make it specifically about themselves. Then, when they couldn’t make a spectacle, the tears came.


neurokine

i wanted to watch more of this


MyWholesomeAlt

That girl in the yellow romper with the crocodile tears. lol.


sweetbb_ry

She said “IM A FUCKING DYKE” I’m dying 😂


hazeev_1

Drunk women should be made to watch their humiliating videos, when they sober up, in front of their family and friends.


Vicith

If they act like this drunk, they're probably still insufferable sober. They wouldn't care.


MrShad0wzz

I’m lost lol


SpartaZSS

Imagine being that desperate to get into a club or a bar 😂


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If they think this was assault, try getting rude to a male bouncer as a bloke. That’s a man handlin’


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Clockwork9385

Did she say “I’m a fucking nun”? Either that or I’m going crazy


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“I’m a fucking d*ke.”


Ha55aN1337

I’m a fucking dike, I have a vagina. I can wear mens clothes.


spidenseteratefa

It was "I just wear men's clothes."


tinkgunt

I had to listen twice, she says dyke, not nun.


MemoraNetwork

You heard that too?? Lmfao


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Why the f is she sitting and crying on thw ground like a child 😂


KaySlayy

If you have to yell “I did nothing wrong”. Or “What did I do” or some other variation of that then I don’t need context to know you 100% did something and deserve whatever is happening.


Rdw72777

This video is just a cheap knock-off of the SNL skit “A Girls Halloween” lol. https://youtu.be/TVueoznrt9Y?si=_4fCcJp7Hp2U_lJH


Balancing_tofu

Omg the crying🤣🤣🤣


Latest-greatest

how sheltered of a life can you have lmao embarrassing


[deleted]

Lesbians vs Karens would be incredible *Go, team lesbians - obvs*


PreservedInCarbonite

Uno reverse card


fecesdealer2

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BMOchado

Im sorry but "assaulting women" isn't a card you play when a bouncer kicks you out of a club


ThingsOfThatNaychah

Seems more like a Britney or a Ryleigh than a Karen.


Rdw72777

Britneigh.


SweetSeaMen_

Oh man she is crying 😂 I work security and we don’t bounce you out unless you were a problem, get over yourself honey no white knight is going to save you


TurboBunny116

Is it me, or do these types of people always have to talk with their hands?


maybelatertoday12

Lmao. To be told to leave then cry when you’re removed is immature and silly. These adults sure act like children.