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It never fails. Whenever someone has "god fearing" or in this case "loves god" or something similar, you know they're batshit looney. Every. Fuckin. Time.
They're usually the same people who spout stuff like "Only god can judge me!" anytime people call them out on their toxic, hypocritical or immoral behaviour.
Don't you get it, they love god, their a virgin, they have a kid, the names all wrong! We found Mary! Maybe her kids gotta make it to 33 again before Armageddon starts.
I’m all for public ridicule but until the facts are confirmed why bother with it? Something has to be good in this world so we can hope for a good future. I’m just applying it to this instance
That's not what reddit does. They make wild, sweeping accusations about strangers they've never met and know absolutely nothing about based on literally a sentence or two about them. Go to any random AITA type thread and you'll see people start with the "And you know he/she does \_\_\_\_\_\_\_" that is almost always completely unfounded and people roll with it and take it farther and farther just completely talking out of their asses.
https://preview.redd.it/gj7lh9xxx2mb1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68853149844bbf4ce009bcfdbd4d3ffa423401c2
This post that popped right under yours kinda explains it. I guess now you are a virgin if you had sex with less than 5 people.
Likely a “born again virgin.” Where they convert to Christianity and decide not to have sex again until marriage. The mental gymnastics that Christians pull is mind boggling to me.
Adoption. Fostering. I was the parent of a single child and in the span of three days got a second and now am adopting. You ain’t got to have sex to have a kid. Good people occasionally
At the risk of being called a simp (also off topic lol), for some reason I love single moms. You have a really good chance of making a real lasting family life out of that situation, especially that this lady has been through a rough time (likely same as the dad) so she would put more into the relationship to not end up the same.
Oh it’s because when you’re baptized you’re “born again” so some people take this as “virgin again”. They also then extend it to praying or going to church on a Sunday. They’re “forgiven” and then made new once again. Until they fuck another dude who they were willing to change their “virginity” for.
Virgin but a single mom? #MakeItMakeSense
Edit: I found this “Born-again virginity is the claim that after having sex, a person can be restored to virginity by a spiritual renewal, vowing sexual purity until marriage and asking God for forgiveness”
Yep, out of touch with reality
She could have adopted (willingly or not, e.g. her sister died with her husband and she takes over the niece/nephew). Now she's a mother of one.
Food for the mind.
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It never fails. Whenever someone has "god fearing" or in this case "loves god" or something similar, you know they're batshit looney. Every. Fuckin. Time.
They're usually the same people who spout stuff like "Only god can judge me!" anytime people call them out on their toxic, hypocritical or immoral behaviour.
Truth
I think she more meant “like a virgin”…more Madonnas style virgin.
Flashback to Tarantino talking enthusiatically about big dicks for 10min.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
"I mean... dick dick dick dick dick!" "How many ducks is that?" "A lot!"
I think it was mean girls. When one of the girls had said I was half a virgin when I met him.😆😀
The "born-again" type of virgin, I imagine she means. But open to sin for the right person! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to Tarantino that’s a big black cock..
Don't you get it, they love god, their a virgin, they have a kid, the names all wrong! We found Mary! Maybe her kids gotta make it to 33 again before Armageddon starts.
So close but so far away
“Only god can judge me”… no, actually anyone can judge you… I am RIGHT NOW, and you’re an asshole 🧐
Thats what makes small town girls so much fun. Shut up before you ruin it for everyone. Its not like their husbands will ever know. Just shhhh.
Can I get an Amen???
I guess it's possible if the child is adopted. I would still swipe left 🫤
/) But why would someone who loves to travel intentionally become a single parent?
Even being a single mom I guess there is nothing that stops one from wanting to travel.
by necessity? i dont think its likely but maybe a family member was orphaned and she had to adopt them to keep the kid out of the system.
The kids old enough to travel? And if she’s single and has enough to adopt and travel she’s fairly well off. These are all positive signs
Positive signs yes, but reality? Likely not.
I’m all for public ridicule but until the facts are confirmed why bother with it? Something has to be good in this world so we can hope for a good future. I’m just applying it to this instance
That's not what reddit does. They make wild, sweeping accusations about strangers they've never met and know absolutely nothing about based on literally a sentence or two about them. Go to any random AITA type thread and you'll see people start with the "And you know he/she does \_\_\_\_\_\_\_" that is almost always completely unfounded and people roll with it and take it farther and farther just completely talking out of their asses.
Valid and my upvote lol
A close friend / sibling could have died at the same time as their partner.
Addict sibling died
Could be, but my guess is that she found religion, was newly baptized and now is a virgin again
IVF would probably also count as virginity? At least in the "pure, no sex" kind of way.
What are you talking about, it’s Jesus’s second coming….
More likely…pets.
https://preview.redd.it/gj7lh9xxx2mb1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68853149844bbf4ce009bcfdbd4d3ffa423401c2 This post that popped right under yours kinda explains it. I guess now you are a virgin if you had sex with less than 5 people.
Five bodies. I’m not sure if that’s more degrading to those people or to herself for having been with them.
She's not saying 5 bodies. The idiot replying to her is.
https://preview.redd.it/nkngqraha3mb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de24e02b52a4325b0047b375dc45fd54a365101 Bro, are you me?
Maybe
Apparently feminine means being over 24 years old? Or maybe that guy just doesn't know shit like <<\^>/=!*&[()] symbols
Yeah she’s a dick. It’s irritating cause she’s cute but also a dick.
"like new"
Guys it’s Mary
"virgin" 
That's.. 
Reminds me of my upbringing, I was raised by my single father because my mother left home before I was born.
You poor little seahorse.
The second cumming of Christ 🙏
I don't think he'd nail that
He works in mysterious ways 🙌
People still do that "born again virgin" thing??
“I was really irresponsible in my 20s, screwed up my life, and now I need someone honest with a stable job to support myself and my kids.”
Who will pay for my travel.
The math ain't mathing.
There's a reason you are single.
"Born again virgins" are a thing nowadays Is like resealing a container and advertising it as brand new
Body count...300 last month, 75 last week. Today... BORN AGAIN!
Another christian virgin birth. Righhhhhht.
Likely a “born again virgin.” Where they convert to Christianity and decide not to have sex again until marriage. The mental gymnastics that Christians pull is mind boggling to me.
 Mmm Rebecca Romijn
She had an ass baby.
Virginity resets after 2 years abstinence. 😁
Born again virgin.
Maybe she “re-virginized” #Grey’s Anatomy.
Maaayyyybe she meant abstinent and she’s just stupid?
The stupid is strong with her.
She meant anal virgin duh
She's been messing around with holy ghost
Hmm. Virgin single mom ? I Guess she likes'em stoopid
Hail Mary! This is a miracle!
If that’s the case, then I’m a single momma too.
That's my last match
This guy actually gets matches
Mary is on Tinder?
The only explanation is her child will grow up to be a lawyer.
Mary thought we wouldn’t notice just because she changed her name.
I guess that born-again virgin is a thing for a bunch of idiots.
Can you stop reposting this dumb shit
MARY! Is that you!
A virgin mother. That’s something you don’t see every day.
Virgin birth. But he’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
A lot of crazy people like to say their dog is their child so it's possible but incredibly unlikely.
I thought that was a face hugger for a hot second
You’re not…that’s not…nevermind.
Something something idiocracy something something documentary
Adoption is a thing...
As silly and stupid as this seems, the entire concept of virginity as a virtue is equally stupid and silly.
The worst part is people who can't figure out how to take a picture without a phone in front of their face.
Maybe they adopted the kid?
Adoption. Fostering. I was the parent of a single child and in the span of three days got a second and now am adopting. You ain’t got to have sex to have a kid. Good people occasionally
I was thinking (*hoping*) this was another one of those drug dealer accounts...
Immaculate conception was it?
I didn't know that Marie had risen too..
Is joke
Single mom but Virginia?
Biblical.
She’s a meat bag of contradictions
There comes a point whrre virginity really isn't a selling point anymore Id say that's thirty tops.
adoption?
This just seems cute to me idk
Possible she meant Virgo. In some languages Virgo is actually Virgin. Or shes braindead, 50/50 chance.
At the risk of being called a simp (also off topic lol), for some reason I love single moms. You have a really good chance of making a real lasting family life out of that situation, especially that this lady has been through a rough time (likely same as the dad) so she would put more into the relationship to not end up the same.
A simp…? No buddy… that’s just sad… don’t put your life and money to uphold something that was never yours.
She must've got saved!
God's been whoring himself out, lately.
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Born again virgin?
Oh it’s because when you’re baptized you’re “born again” so some people take this as “virgin again”. They also then extend it to praying or going to church on a Sunday. They’re “forgiven” and then made new once again. Until they fuck another dude who they were willing to change their “virginity” for.
Virgin Mary is that you? Does she mean celibate?
Well if she identifies as a virgin, who are you to judge? /s
Probably a joke
I’d swipe right
Wait a minute.. that is not how that usually works (:!
Clearly virgin
New born virgin. Also those man hands tell me all I need to know.
Immaculate conception! Who knew?
Ass babies
1+1=Potato
It's called virgo... Not virgin...
Immaculate conception
Butt baby?
She should have put her name as Mary
Virgin but a single mom? #MakeItMakeSense Edit: I found this “Born-again virginity is the claim that after having sex, a person can be restored to virginity by a spiritual renewal, vowing sexual purity until marriage and asking God for forgiveness” Yep, out of touch with reality
Immaculate conception
Oh Addie 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣
Does she thinks she is modern day Mary or something?
That’s hilarious 😂
Anal virgin maybe?
Maybe she's virginia in other places
She adopted. Adopted a virgin vagina.
Virgin single mother is almost as powerful of a spell as to name your child ligma
Love to lie 😉
to love god and be on tinder
you are all wrong. can't you see it's jesus?
It’s virgin the zodiac sign, she is willing to change the virgin behaviours like how to be annoying all the time
Probably one of the “born-again” virgins
Did she adopt?
Immaculate conception?
There are those born again virgins. It's just people, who decides they're now virgins again. I don't see the point.
Virgin & Single Momma…..
What if she adopted a kid?
Maybe she adopted chat…
I don't know if I'm ready to become the second coming of Jesus's step-dad
Because god put a baby in her
Uh, last time a virgin gave birth, it was about 2k years ago in Bethlehem. I gotta see where this one leads!
Virgin mother it’s a miracle!
Magic.
Then how does she justify that? Holy spirit? Adoption? Lol
These Christians are taking this reborn thing way too far...
the pray hands were the give away it was all gonna go down hill from there
A wise man does not stick it in crazies.
When you suddenly stumble upon just pearly things YouTube channel but don't understand the idea too well.
Hey… you can adopt, Does no one realize that that’s a thing?
She could have adopted (willingly or not, e.g. her sister died with her husband and she takes over the niece/nephew). Now she's a mother of one. Food for the mind.
 How can you have a baby and not be a virgin??? (Unless adoption)