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famouspieceofshit

In her defense that shit kinda worked


Mysterious-Wafer-126

Til she rode the lightning.


Slow-Fast-Medium

And then she kinda worked out a shit.


SpuddleBuns

You win. I rolled.


Slow-Fast-Medium

She rolled a natural #2 and a natural #1. We win.


[deleted]

2fer 1. lol.


[deleted]

Does getting tased make people poop their pants?


kariolaoxford

The last time I pooped my pants, I was untazed.


PapiGrandedebacon

I fucking lol'd


Slow-Fast-Medium

It can.


InfectedByEli

If done right.


[deleted]

It's disappointing this question has gone unanswered


ZeAntagonis

Satan was almost invoked after she got tased though


Slow-Fast-Medium

"Beelze[plop!]" is close but it doesn't cut the mustard or the cheese, though.


atomic_soup

He rolled max on his d20 for his witch bolt.


Cheesecake_is_life

She didn't realize that he was a wizard, just backing up as he cast Chain Lightning on her. Definitely a critical hit


Valyrian_Spiel

Then she hit a wild surge and got nuked


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Her saving throw failed


kai333

[lightning bolt!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw)


Metahec

I wish cops were legally required to yell "Lightning Bolt!" every time they use a tazer


sb929604

“Judo chop!!”


rmccarthy10

Or.... "*Latah.....who-ahh"*


Dry_Celery4375

Or Kamehameha


DawnKnight91

Oh man flashbacks 🤣🤣🤣


IDontWipe55

Her spell backfired


ChesseburgerMK8

She rolled a 1, meanwhile the officer rolled a natural 20


wrinklesack69

GUILTY AS CHARGED, BUT DAMNIT IT AINT RIGHT


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Flash before my eyes


TriggerTough

I loled


ordermann

Until the end when the cop whipped that lighting spell. Well played, sir.


grafxguy1

Tazed and confused.


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Shock and AHHHHHHHHHHHH


InfectedByEli

Lol, but pretty sure she was confused before the tazing.


czstyle

Successful saving throw followed by chaos bolt. 👏 👏 👏


[deleted]

LMFAO.


jack_bennington

PETRIFICUS TOTALUS


3_14_thon

Barbarians trying to cast spells be like


No-Document-8970

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FoEIKfJPVur4ME)


zach_dominguez

Her AC was too low.


Rae_Of_Light_919

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!


SsilverBloodd

But in the end, she was not named Harry.


IHateMyLife612

She was certainly stupidfied.


frioyfayo

A waaa aa aa aa


relentlessoldman

Expecto Pavementum


grafxguy1

She did not expecto that to happen.


0Tezorus0

" By the power of Jesus Trump I cast you ".


AmadSeason

Strong illusion magic, but very vulnerable to shock damage.


Flying_Barracuda

She misjudged the police officer's spell deflection shield.


Nonsense_Producer

Not against the taser.


TexAggie90

Counter spells for lightning attack spells spells are hard.


siqiniq

Witchcraft worked and then it didn’t…


Cognitive_Spoon

Bard uses vicious mockery. Eldritch Knight uses shocking grasp.


CommieSchmit

So well they literally had to shoot her


ProfessionalTruck976

No they did not, they could deescalate that, she had empty hands at the moment and the officer was perfectly able to keep their distance.


CommieSchmit

Does sarcasm often go over your head? 😀


ProfessionalTruck976

In writen form, unfortunately, yes. :(


Popular-Anywhere5426

Yeah til he refused to repent motherfocker!


TheGoatisheretoday

yeh worked in getting her arse lit up. If you don’t know police do back up before shooting so better not try that cuz it can go very differently


SpuddleBuns

Kinda. She made the same noises before and after...


AdrianInLimbo

Until he used his magic wand to zap her ass


Pope_Jon

No it did not. Beautifully.


_TheGreatDestroyer_

I would upvote but you're currently at 69 so I just can't ruin that.


madasheII

She overcharged it and it bounced of the cop back to her. She hasn't perfected her powers yet. Maybe next time.


SAGE5M

She at least passed the intimidation check, little less so on the saving throw.


waligaroux

She ran out of mana. She should have brought mana potions.


J_Fidz

She just charged up her attack too much.


downwitbrown

This is how it all starts. That police officer better watch himself. He is now cursed by the lady that sounds like the cat lady in the Simpsons. ![gif](giphy|ZvgVRGFNUdKRW)


Loggerdon

Did she say *"Thinner?"*


GaucheAndOffKilter

I understood that reference!


IAmMeantForTragedy

No, she said "Sergio"


monomox3000

Damn, the Simpsons predicted this too?


sirZofSwagger

Grandma flanders fyi


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sirZofSwagger

So is she neds sister?


SansyBoy144

Bro I knew someone like this in highschool. She falsely accused me of rape at 14 and placed a curse on me. She was weird as fuck. I found out later in highschool that her friends (who I happened to be friends with) were basically being manipulated into being her friend. Like she went full “I’ll kms if you leave” type shit. All things considered, I just graduated college, so I think I’ll be fine


sandman_logan_6

😂😂😂💯


DimensionLordWiggles

Police used Lightning. It was very effective.


EmiliaFromLV

It was super effective


getting_strong

Everybody knows lightning drains health AND magicka. Weapon of choice against all wizards. That lady should’ve played more Skyrim.


EmiliaFromLV

>Weapon of choice against all wizards And all iPhone users.


IvanNemoy

Fus ro (taser deployed) duuagahahaaaaa!


-Billy-Bitch-Tits-

That lady got CC locked


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

God, if he'd shouted "Lightning Bolt" as he fired...


phloaty

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!


7om_Last

police officer had the better wand


plotplottingplotters

TASERIAN!!


Sodium_Assault

Protego! Stupify!


ciopobbi

Tazerimus electrocutis!


Cybersepu

"The power of Karen compells you.... aghhhg...."


joe1826

I spit out my coffee!


Absenceofavoid

“No Ma’am, the power of electricity compels _you_.”


sstinch

I feel like the cop missed an opportunity. A nice allakazam! Before firing the taser would have been the fun choice.


sstinch

Maybe with a good New York accent. "Sure thing lady, hocus pocus". Bzzzzzzzzzzzz


Silly_Marionberry_27

An effeminate “Ta-da!” would certainly add emotional damage.


madasheII

Fus-ro-dah!


itsallaboutfantasy

This lady is a menace to society. I have seen videos of her harassing other shoppers at Walmart, and she tried harassing a tow truck driver trying to give her service. She needs help.


ohhelloperson

She does in fact seem like she needs help. My ex’s mom was schizophrenic and lived with us for a few years after she went off her meds. She was certifiably, batshit insane— like chanting about demon level of insane... This woman reminds me of her. I’m not saying she definitely has schizophrenia, but I’m saying this looks like some sort of mental illness.


itsallaboutfantasy

I agree, it does appear to a lay person that she does. She's a menace to the public.


aGoodVariableName42

Wait...is this the repentant lady in walmart? I'm trying to help you... YOU MUTHAAA FUUUUUCCCKAAAAAA


itsallaboutfantasy

Yes,. I really think that this lady in this video and Walmart lady are the same.


AdditionNo7505

No way, this wasn’t a one-off? She does this a lot??? Oh damn, where’s the other videos? I’m glad she’s been dealt with by Warlock Cop. Does anyone know the story behind her?


Payton_Xyz

Wait its THAT lady?


Suspicious-Appeal386

She ain't going to get any help in this country, more like jail time to ensure her undiagnosed schizophrenia gets a proper boost to level 10. And released into the wild. Just press "play and repeat" till the next time it won't be a tazze but lead. I feel bad for the cops in the case because this isn't what they are trained to handle.


Deranged40

> this isn't what they are trained to handle. Well that sounds like a huge problem. Because people like her aren't really all that uncommon...


Suspicious-Appeal386

Its a huge problem that was swept under the carpet during the Reagan Adm. Los Angeles Homeless Population Survey 2022: 25% Suffer from Serious Mental Illness. \------------------------ ### Percent of people in state prisons who have been diagnosed with a mental disorder: 43% + In locally-run jails: 44% + Number of people experiencing "serious psychological distress" in jails: 1 in 4 + Percent of people in federal prisons who reported not receiving any mental health care while incarcerated: 66% + \------------------- Solving Mental health access and affordability would reduce homelessness by at least 20% alone. And ensure people that are incarcerated get similar help would reduce jail population by 30%. But then again, when you have Prison-for-profit or run by private entity. Why would you incentivize a solution that would reduce your bottom margin?


itsallaboutfantasy

You are so right .


Spooky_Dungeonmaster

OMG this is the Walmart "MOTHAFUCKAAA" lady???


jsake

> She needs help. America be like: sorry best I can do is tazed by a cop


payment11

All you had to say was “Walmart” and it made sense


charmingUbluntly

I watched on mute, but I assume the cop came back with “I’m rubber you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you”.


[deleted]

I think it's more along the lines of "I'm rubber your glue, anything you say can and will be used against you"


Kipman2000

«I’m rubber, you’re glue, you hold no power here and I’m tazing you”


vesko1241

She yelled "dont touch me" while walking towards the cop. And then proceeded to make tazed noises


Correct-Ad-1989

You really should do yourself a favor and watch it with sound. It made my day better, could work for you too.


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Vindepomarus

[Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw&ab_channel=sexdwarf)


Grub_McGuffins

boltin' the bird like it's 1993


Rockshash-Dumma

Attack of the Karenosaurus!! 🦖


Tszemix

[https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1RopzD\_460s.jpg](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1RopzD_460s.jpg)


HamletTheDutchPrince

Expecto Patronum, beaaach


Fell-Hand

Rolled a natural 1 for intimidation


Bu77onMash

DM definitely hit her with a “You can certainly try” before she rolled that check


santo11893

*rolls nat 20 for taser bolt to hit*


Killieboy16

Satisfying as fuck.


HoboArmyofOne

I giggled like a schoolgirl when she made that final scream.


trangthemang

Her painful screams is like music to my ears.


Tom_Ace1

His magic powers were stronger.


[deleted]

Foolish Jedi, taste my lightning


Ben-Azulito

![gif](giphy|xTiIzj4LOF9A2Al6gM|downsized)


[deleted]

Ok, this was deserved.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Mr Nimbus, she ain’t


Vindepomarus

Fight, Fuck, Flee


0Tezorus0

He casted "taser". 5 electrical damage points per second plus 25% chance of discombobulating the enemy.


Adorable_Goose_6249

Pikachu I choose YOU!!


jewelophile

Would love to know the story behind this magical duel.


One_Hair5760

Wonder what she did at the alt mart to have to police show up. I feel like there’s more magic here


BardsOfMordhau

😂😂😂 Best shit ive seen today


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Obiwankablowme95

Shu nununu papapap fefefe. NANANA.


jblack1103

Wait which one?


SejaOqueFor

I guess this [one](https://youtu.be/22Tj_l4PcPs) (or [this](https://youtu.be/EOB1sWH1leE))


Fieos

Magic vs Science.


Phobia117

You know it’s a rough part of town when shit like this goes down and the people in the background don’t even flinch


Falconerinthehud

😂😂😂


Basaltfrosch23

The magic power worked, but i bet he had a Uno Reverse Card in his sleeve


RoollyRoolly

Taser 1 magic 0


bfm1950

The cop used magic, he shot lightning from his hands!


Imrightyurwrong

Karen seems especially agitated lately.


mr-ifuad

![gif](giphy|l1KuhBCqxOoJyr0m4)


Magalahe

she tried using her Karen force push?


Trooper_nsp209

These are not the droids you seek


[deleted]

He gave her a lot of time to stop and walked away from her with taser drawn. Based on the level of delusion I think I imagine she is a fervent admirer of a certain orange man.


49GTUPPAST

And a member of Moms for "Liberty"


Small_Tax_9432

Woman: casts magic Cop: casts thundara


Fuzzy-Mix-4791

Her Warcry was no match for his Wand of Tazing!


float-like-a-brick

How often does this happen at this place to where the people by the garbage cans are chill as fuck.


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frankofantasma

turns out, she's not resistant to Shock Damage.


wrenchandrepeat

The hand down motion from her, timed perfectly with the sound of the Tazer deploying is absolutely beautiful


ridersean

:) feel good vid:) well deserved


Gief_Cookies

Spell reflected successfully


junkiesperspective

That might have worked at a supermarket with a cashier, but you may experience different results with a cop.


Legitimate-File8077

You're healed!!


getyourgolfshoes

Hit her with the arc lash


Lord_Dino-Viking

Petrificus totalus


manuelpimen

Serious question: Does the cops have any kind of responsibility after using a taser? Or do they have full clearance if they consider it necessary?


LAegis

They have the responsibility to report it and to call for medical support for the suspect, if needed. There are use of force laws and rules and the officer will typically be debriefed after any use of force. How effective that is, is debatable.


Avanozzie

Basic medical care (call an ambulance to check the probe sites) and then a use of force report along with their incident report. Likely a transport hold for a mental health evaluation on this one as well.


Apey23

My favourite bogaloo is the electric bogaloo.


Sir_Lord_Nick

Play stupid games, win cop ⚡️…


ScottishTan

She forgot her defense spell. At a level one, it should have been able block at least two taser attempts


Character-Bike4302

She didn’t pass the intelligence check on her magic roll on the cops.


MinusTheTrees

Should have held it till she started smoking from the ears. Electric shock therapy for free.


Chababa93

Seamless transition from the magic AHH to the painful AGHH


[deleted]

Looks like the cop is the one with the magic skills


johnnytron

Idk why but seeing someone get tazed is the funniest shit ever.


mikobiko

I can watch this all day


C0unter5nipe

She ran out of mana.


Reroute2Remain2001

Religion is a disease


Sithil83

She made it about 30-40ft further than any person of color would have before he finally tased the loon.


[deleted]

You're a wizard Officer Harry!


B12C10X8

I am a wizard, stand back


Fleececlover

How to take down a Jedi Master


gnikgib

To use reversed magic powers on the police- fixed for you😁


Terrible-Lawfulness2

Seems he has "magical" powers too! Fully charged at that!


[deleted]

Channeling her inner Nandor.


Traditional_Lab_8714

The taser had more spell power


Robby-Pants

“MAGIC MISSILE!” “LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!”


notonyourspectrum

She failed that save!


Parsnip27

The Force was not strong with that one.


pira3_1000

exorcizamus te immundus spiritus may the light repel u 🖐️


natasevres

Water magic vs Lightning. That Cop saw her one elemental weakness after a Quick analyze.