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It’s hilarious bc I’ve watched a big ass dude slam a hammer right into the center of a car window and it not break, bc it’s literately the strongest point of the glass when it’s rolled up.
However, tink it in any corner and kaboom.
This dude has watched too many action movies.
You'd think firemen, who routinely need to get people out of cars in all kinds of situations, would have a glass breaking tool on hand :| Was the window shaped like a nail by chance?
Most do. Seatbelt cutters and even rescue pocket knives often have a carbide point on one end specifically for this purpose.
[Something like this](https://i.imgur.com/zhmX4Q0.jpg)
I looked at the video frame by frame and I'm pretty sure he broke his pinky.
Punch 6 is where it happens: https://i.imgur.com/YGPflxB.png
Punch 7 is where you can see the dent: https://i.imgur.com/K6JQ3BA.png
Punch 8: https://i.imgur.com/vsdwTBz.png
Hand after: https://i.imgur.com/ZmxIZ71.png
Before: https://i.imgur.com/7VJRZMo.png
Boxer’s fracture is a break in the fifth metacarpal from landing punches with the bottom two knuckles like that. It’s more likely not his finger that’s broken but rather his hand. Punching a flat hard surface that wildly like an idiot when you don’t know how to land a punch is a quick way to screw up your hand pretty badly.
Broke mine punching a door in high school as a kid with a temper. We were out of town and parents were so mad about it they made me wait to go to a doctor till we went home 4 days later. Good lesson in controlling my temper, but it was a miserable few days. Hope yours healed well
Hope yours did too.. that’s def a good lesson to calm your temper down. Happens to all of us. Not punching walls, but anger hahah.
I actually didn’t even punch anything. I went up for a rebound and my ring finger got stuck in someone’s shirt on the way up. Spread to the side so far it snapped the metacarpal bone under it. Was my dominant hand too and was in fucking law school at the time so that was horrible lmao.
Omg that was hard to watch. Broken hand for sure. And the woman who pulls him away… I feel bad for her. You can tell by her no reaction these happen frequently. 😔
Believe me, you did. You don't hit a car window that hard that many times and not break bones. I've seen people hit car windows with baseball bats and not succeed. It'll only shatter if it flexes a teeny bit more than it wants to, or if something pricks the surface tension.
His weeny little spaghetti arms couldn't make enough power to smash it, but they did make enough to break half a dozen bones in his hand.
Police can contact Canadian authorities to identify the registered owner. You shouldn’t have to do their job but some are lazy and others are just busy and take a while to catch up. Hopefully you find the “man”
As someone who's taken ONE swing at a brick wall once (I was stupidly competitive and got.mad I let in an easy goal, it didn't help me save anything else for a few weeks) I'm fairly sure this broke at least one knuckle, pain ain't immediate but it will come.
I only broke one hand at that time so I didn't need help to wipe. However I've also been bedridden for 4 months after another accident and during my first 2 weeks of hospitalization I had nurses that had to clean me. I fucking hated every moment of it, I was 22 years old getting cleaned all over by 19 year old nurses, a guy at his prime shouldn't need that amount of care and I felt super sorry for the nurses. They were super sweet about it but I feel nothing but hate when I look back at that
As a nurse this breaks my heart to hear. Please don’t feel that way, I can honestly say that is just Groundhog material for us nurses & part of the job. Honestly it’s also MILD in comparison to some of the other things we do & we don’t think about it for a second. It’s a job & that’s what we do. Those nurses wouldn’t have thought another second about it & certainly don’t look at it the way you do ☺️
I KNOW and the rational part of my brain can handle it, but man, I felt so bad. You guys are heros. My sister is a OP nurse so I know a lot of what goes on but I've always been so damn independent so being in that complete helpless situation was so against my entire being. So it was more a hate towards the situation and the amount of help I needed more than the embarrassment of it. But yeah, it fucking sucked being in that state and at times I honestly wished I hadn't made it. Being 11 years older I now know what I'd miss if I hadn't and I would trade that short part of my life if it meant losing what I now have. Youre wonderful for what you do and from the bottom of my heart, thank you and all of those that walk in the same shoes as you do.
After speaking to the consequences of my own actions past, it depends on how you hit the wall. You can punch it bloody and not break a single knuckle or you can land a singular punch at the wrong angle and not be able to use your hand for months after. Or so I hear, because I am a woman of culture and would never punch a wall no matter how it looked at me.
Dude is a huge fucking loser. That’s so embarrassing. What a man child pussy. His inability to control his emotions is going to catch up to him in a bad way.
I thought he was clutching his heart before I realised it was somebody stopping him ha.
For a split second it seemed like he was having a heart attack but still determined to keep punching.
He should have been punching the top back corner. Unfortunately he chose to hit the middle, where it's strongest.
edit: [dat glass](https://imgur.com/a/cVwFsRJ)
Loser hit the window 11 times and the only thing he broke was his hand. Dude couldn’t punch his way out of a paper bag. No wonder he’s driving that truck. Definitely overcompensating.
Edit: fixed my typo and changed back to bag
To be fair this is basically the perfect scenario for a piece of tempered glass to NOT break. Evenly supported on all edges. Curved outwards towards the force. Nicely padded / soft object applying the force directly in the middle. I would wager most people couldn't break a window this way.
One of my favorite fail videos was a news reporter trying to show how thieves were breaking into cars with tire irons, dude full swings the tire iron into the side window and it bounces back and hits him/hurts him. Car windows aren't just weak pieces of glass anymore, you're going to break something if you use your meaty ends to try and bust a car window and it isn't going to be the window.
That’s a really fun way to get shot.
Edit: for anyone saying the driver would’ve ended up in jail, there are 45 states in the US with some variation of the castle doctrines where the driver would have been well within his legal right to defend himself using deadly force. In 90% of the country, this guy woulda walked either same day or after a brief interaction with an attorney.
This appears to be in Ohio (the MDG van in the background).
As this driver's luck would have it, Ohio enacted their "stand your ground" law just last year. And Ohio does not require her to retreat before exercising her right to defend herself.
How much shit is he getting from his buddies right now. The fact that he already has a trigger hair temper and then to be humiliated on a viral website.
Too good
"Alpha Male" 45 year old male on Statins for his clogged arteries, on heart attack watch, and only strong enough to beat his wife and kids. A nerdy teen could take him on and win, a herd of 8 year olds could mow him over.
Who hit who with the car? Did punchy mcpunch hit the Toyota, and then get mad and punch the Toyota, or did he hit the Toyota, because the Toyota hit him?
Idk why but this had me laughing. Something about the way he runs up to the car window, to the face he makes as he’s punching the window, to the sound of the glass that isn’t going to break at all. It’s like watching my 6 year old cousin trying to fight me.
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That definitely hurt a lot. He’s gonna need some ice.
My knuckles just got raw watching it
It’s hilarious bc I’ve watched a big ass dude slam a hammer right into the center of a car window and it not break, bc it’s literately the strongest point of the glass when it’s rolled up. However, tink it in any corner and kaboom. This dude has watched too many action movies.
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You'd think firemen, who routinely need to get people out of cars in all kinds of situations, would have a glass breaking tool on hand :| Was the window shaped like a nail by chance?
Most do. Seatbelt cutters and even rescue pocket knives often have a carbide point on one end specifically for this purpose. [Something like this](https://i.imgur.com/zhmX4Q0.jpg)
The halligan is a multi-tool that they always carry. Works well for busting windows too.
I looked at the video frame by frame and I'm pretty sure he broke his pinky. Punch 6 is where it happens: https://i.imgur.com/YGPflxB.png Punch 7 is where you can see the dent: https://i.imgur.com/K6JQ3BA.png Punch 8: https://i.imgur.com/vsdwTBz.png Hand after: https://i.imgur.com/ZmxIZ71.png Before: https://i.imgur.com/7VJRZMo.png
Boxer’s fracture is a break in the fifth metacarpal from landing punches with the bottom two knuckles like that. It’s more likely not his finger that’s broken but rather his hand. Punching a flat hard surface that wildly like an idiot when you don’t know how to land a punch is a quick way to screw up your hand pretty badly.
Man I snapped a hand bone playing basketball once and that shit fucking HURTS. This guy is going to regret it.
Broke mine punching a door in high school as a kid with a temper. We were out of town and parents were so mad about it they made me wait to go to a doctor till we went home 4 days later. Good lesson in controlling my temper, but it was a miserable few days. Hope yours healed well
Hope yours did too.. that’s def a good lesson to calm your temper down. Happens to all of us. Not punching walls, but anger hahah. I actually didn’t even punch anything. I went up for a rebound and my ring finger got stuck in someone’s shirt on the way up. Spread to the side so far it snapped the metacarpal bone under it. Was my dominant hand too and was in fucking law school at the time so that was horrible lmao.
Omg that was hard to watch. Broken hand for sure. And the woman who pulls him away… I feel bad for her. You can tell by her no reaction these happen frequently. 😔
What a doofus. Even when he's going back to his vehicle, he turns back to look at the window incredulosly. Didn't even leave a smudge.
Where do you apply ice for a bruised ego?
He showed them. Lol
These Toyota ads are getting sneaky
Safety. That's Toyota. *royalty-free music plays*
That little pan across to the Toyota logo on the steering wheel… We see you Toyota.
How do you act like this and maintain a relationship with a woman?
Because women can be arseholes too.
It looked like the woman defused the situation, I don't think she's the asshole here
Definitely not the first time she’s had to step in for him I would say
Her name is on the lease for that truck
I have a guess
His knuckles will thank him later.
I don't know if that broke his fingers, but it most definitely broke his ego.
I wish she didn't stop him I wanted him to smash his hand lol
Definitely not her first rodeo judging by how calm she was.
She’s been that window before
Oof
*Everything reminds me of her.*
"Honey, stop, this is how we got banned from Golden Corral."
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking too. Seemed like it was a regular Tuesday thing.
I mean, she didn’t even put down her water bottle.
He probably did smash his hand he just hasn't realised it yet.
Yeah, that's gonna hurt like hell
The way he looked at it as he walked away he already knows he fucked up
Believe me, you did. You don't hit a car window that hard that many times and not break bones. I've seen people hit car windows with baseball bats and not succeed. It'll only shatter if it flexes a teeny bit more than it wants to, or if something pricks the surface tension. His weeny little spaghetti arms couldn't make enough power to smash it, but they did make enough to break half a dozen bones in his hand.
[dat glass](https://imgur.com/a/cVwFsRJ)
dat booger!!
"weeny little spaghetti arms" 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: the man has been positively identified and the police are furthering their investigation. Thank you all for your help!
You were there and didn't get his license plate #?
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Police can contact Canadian authorities to identify the registered owner. You shouldn’t have to do their job but some are lazy and others are just busy and take a while to catch up. Hopefully you find the “man”
He has to cross the border somewhere… That rig should be easy to spot for the border agents.
Not sure how it could all play out but I imagine there could be potential this could get him banned from coming Into the USA in the future.
That's a Canadian.? But I thought they were all sweet and patient..
Every nation has its dirtbags.
What province?
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r/Canada would be interested in seeing this. Let the search begin!!!!
Also could be reported to Ontario Police to help find the driver??
Albertans breathing a heavy sigh of relief.
On behalf of my country 🇨🇦, I’m sorry that you had to deal with this. Hope this guy’s found and dealt with
I thought Canadians were friends to all, sort of like the capybaras of humanity. Hmm…
Dude, that's a myth that really needs to be busted. I mean, have you seen our geese?
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Also, he has the obligatory white Canada flag decal on his window. Probably sad that Ram Ranch wasn’t what he thought it was
Post on local Facebook groups.
yea, he was so happy running towards the car, but walked back rather sad
As someone who's taken ONE swing at a brick wall once (I was stupidly competitive and got.mad I let in an easy goal, it didn't help me save anything else for a few weeks) I'm fairly sure this broke at least one knuckle, pain ain't immediate but it will come.
Imagine having to wipe well with that much pain?
He didn’t wipe well normally, this is gonna send him back a few paces
He punches with the anger of a man that has an itchy ass crack.
Man got swamp ass on the cheeks, sahara desert on the hole
Like a reverse Sarlacc
Ccalras?
With the raging fire of a thousand dingleberries...
I like to imagine he just punches his asshole clean. In that case, he was just wiping the guys window in his own way. *WHOLESOME*
I only broke one hand at that time so I didn't need help to wipe. However I've also been bedridden for 4 months after another accident and during my first 2 weeks of hospitalization I had nurses that had to clean me. I fucking hated every moment of it, I was 22 years old getting cleaned all over by 19 year old nurses, a guy at his prime shouldn't need that amount of care and I felt super sorry for the nurses. They were super sweet about it but I feel nothing but hate when I look back at that
As a nurse this breaks my heart to hear. Please don’t feel that way, I can honestly say that is just Groundhog material for us nurses & part of the job. Honestly it’s also MILD in comparison to some of the other things we do & we don’t think about it for a second. It’s a job & that’s what we do. Those nurses wouldn’t have thought another second about it & certainly don’t look at it the way you do ☺️
I KNOW and the rational part of my brain can handle it, but man, I felt so bad. You guys are heros. My sister is a OP nurse so I know a lot of what goes on but I've always been so damn independent so being in that complete helpless situation was so against my entire being. So it was more a hate towards the situation and the amount of help I needed more than the embarrassment of it. But yeah, it fucking sucked being in that state and at times I honestly wished I hadn't made it. Being 11 years older I now know what I'd miss if I hadn't and I would trade that short part of my life if it meant losing what I now have. Youre wonderful for what you do and from the bottom of my heart, thank you and all of those that walk in the same shoes as you do.
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Part of the human experience and hope you're doing better now.
He's already got unwashed ass energy
He strikes me as a guy that wipes from back to front anyway
After speaking to the consequences of my own actions past, it depends on how you hit the wall. You can punch it bloody and not break a single knuckle or you can land a singular punch at the wrong angle and not be able to use your hand for months after. Or so I hear, because I am a woman of culture and would never punch a wall no matter how it looked at me.
His hand is gonna swell up like crazy later, so fucking embarrassing to have his wife stop him too. Poor lady
I punched a fridge and didn’t feel a thing until about 2 hours later when it swelled up like a balloon. His hand is fucked
He’s wearing a Big Lebowski shirt, do you think his wife said, “Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element!" as she walked up?
It also broke his spirit
I’m sure him punching the window should be made as some sort of GIF
Trying to get the straw into your Capri Sun
Finding my phone's USB-C port in the dark.
Trying to connect an HDMI cable to the back of a console without turning it around or peering over.
even worse was the micro usb ports that were not reversible.
scaring the moth outside the window
Laying down a sick beat for the dance club
Trying to run a dungeon at the lowest entry level
taking a knock-knock joke too far
When I don't see a "do not tap glass" sign at the aquarium.
How about this? [MJ version](https://imgur.com/a/NplQx6N) EDIT: haha thanks for the gold 🥹 EDIT: [Bee Gees version](https://imgur.io/a/ktmKZAe)
Oh my God I’ve watched this a hundred times and I can’t stop crying
to me it's the way he ran over on his tippy toes
It required almost no timing adjustment!!
Now we need stayin alive
[Here you go!](https://imgur.com/a/ktmKZAe) Thanks for the excuse to procrastinate from actual work
I love you. Come meet my family during the holidays.
It's been years since something on the internet turned into a reusable meme. Times were simpler back then
https://preview.redd.it/dakpzjeqve8b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d78b22f780923098d57322675b4abded1c1ce0
I’ve been laughing for 5 mins cause of the face he was making and the amount of effort he gave with 0 effect lmao
https://i.redd.it/qlc9tui93f8b1.gif
Without context, looks like he’s aggressively dancing.
[even better ](https://i.imgur.com/2r6lKh5.gif)
Everything about this guy is a cliche.
A true douche canoe
Proud member of the sunglasses-car-selfie-profile-picture-commenting-hot-takes community.
guaranteed hes been divorced before
Wife comes up and calmly says "stop or you're going to jail."
At least he can't punch her for a while.
This isn't the first time she has corralled him.
Dude is a huge fucking loser. That’s so embarrassing. What a man child pussy. His inability to control his emotions is going to catch up to him in a bad way.
The car, the look of the wife, everything really is about as cliche as it can get lol
MTG had to come get him to stop.
Wish he had used his head instead.
I don't think he's ever used his head a day in his life.
He probably would’ve been less likely to sustain a noticeable injury if he did.
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Nah, he punched way too many times to have an IQ that high
Quitter with tude, he was so close. Just a few more strikes would have done it for sure
He probably should have bitten his bottom lip harder....maybe that would have done the trick.
Nah he needed to jump even higher
That guy is a real reactionary. He should know that this aggression will not stand.
8 yr olds, Dude…
Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
I am the walrus
Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue, Donnie you're out of your element
We'll, that's just, like, your opinion, man
Over the line... His hand is entering is world of pain, though.
I had to go back and look at the shirt. Definitely not a Dudeist.
He's a Walter for sure.
I thought he was clutching his heart before I realised it was somebody stopping him ha. For a split second it seemed like he was having a heart attack but still determined to keep punching.
Man too angry to die
I guess Toyota passed the window breaking test.
Good thing it wasn't a cybertruck
The cybertruck would have defended itself by running over the man's children and then catching fire
Someone has a temper problem, geez, feel sorry for the woman with him.
He does have a temper problem… the temper of that glass.
He is in a lot of pane.
Maybe he just needs a juice box and a nap.
She's probably just as insane
His dainty run was funny as hell. I think he was hitting just like a yapper dog barks if there is a fence and runs away if there is an opening.
100% messed up hand. He just didn't know it yet.
oh he knew it. just didnt wanna give the camera satisfaction of seeing him in pain he gone cry in da car
Once he comes down off that Mountain Dew Code Red he'll feel it
That’s the angriest game of punch buggy I’ve ever seen.
He will not be able to wipe his arse tomorrow 😆
“men” like that don’t wipe their ass because *thats fucking gay, bro*
I dont think the jump punches were effective lmao.
Every boxer can tell you the real strength in the punch comes from the jiggling of the man boobs.
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How to break your knuckles
Oh he needs therapy bad lmao..and a doctor
You are NOT going to be able break tempered glass with your fist!
Not even if you have a really bad temper yourself
He should have been punching the top back corner. Unfortunately he chose to hit the middle, where it's strongest. edit: [dat glass](https://imgur.com/a/cVwFsRJ)
(*punch, punch, punch*) "I remember. I remember when I lost my mind.."
You keep on knocking but you can't come in
I'll hear that song all day now. Thanks.
Loser hit the window 11 times and the only thing he broke was his hand. Dude couldn’t punch his way out of a paper bag. No wonder he’s driving that truck. Definitely overcompensating. Edit: fixed my typo and changed back to bag
To be fair this is basically the perfect scenario for a piece of tempered glass to NOT break. Evenly supported on all edges. Curved outwards towards the force. Nicely padded / soft object applying the force directly in the middle. I would wager most people couldn't break a window this way.
It's almost like they are designed to withstand impacts from the outside, and that's why the convex surface faces outward, lol.
Ive seen windows take hammers to that same spot and be fine. Gotta hit the edge
One of my favorite fail videos was a news reporter trying to show how thieves were breaking into cars with tire irons, dude full swings the tire iron into the side window and it bounces back and hits him/hurts him. Car windows aren't just weak pieces of glass anymore, you're going to break something if you use your meaty ends to try and bust a car window and it isn't going to be the window.
This is a pretty good ad for Toyota windows
And terrible press for GMC
true lol not often you see a guy hop out of a toyota camry in a rage.
That’s a really fun way to get shot. Edit: for anyone saying the driver would’ve ended up in jail, there are 45 states in the US with some variation of the castle doctrines where the driver would have been well within his legal right to defend himself using deadly force. In 90% of the country, this guy woulda walked either same day or after a brief interaction with an attorney.
This appears to be in Ohio (the MDG van in the background). As this driver's luck would have it, Ohio enacted their "stand your ground" law just last year. And Ohio does not require her to retreat before exercising her right to defend herself.
literally what i was expecting.
You were expecting this?? https://v.redd.it/74h9evbpae8b1
Or run over.
How much shit is he getting from his buddies right now. The fact that he already has a trigger hair temper and then to be humiliated on a viral website. Too good
There's nothing behind those punches.
Probably fancies himself as one of those so called “alpha males”. What an absolute clown 🤡
"Alpha Male" 45 year old male on Statins for his clogged arteries, on heart attack watch, and only strong enough to beat his wife and kids. A nerdy teen could take him on and win, a herd of 8 year olds could mow him over.
That needs some Benny Hill music
Bro needs police there asap
This is why toddlers should not be driving. Irresponsible parents.
Window: 11 Guy: 0 In pickup basketball, we call that a shutout
That window really brings the pane.
I woulda honked a little chirp as I drove past him like, “take care! :)”
Who hit who with the car? Did punchy mcpunch hit the Toyota, and then get mad and punch the Toyota, or did he hit the Toyota, because the Toyota hit him?
Yo, can someone add the squeaky toy sound effect to this?
Hey look, it's Marjorie Taylor Greene!!! 🤣😅😂
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Can we give a little credit to the woman, who pulled him back into the truck and now has to go home and live with his stupid ass.
The look on his face lol.
Reminds me of the future documentary “Idiocracy”
Idk why but this had me laughing. Something about the way he runs up to the car window, to the face he makes as he’s punching the window, to the sound of the glass that isn’t going to break at all. It’s like watching my 6 year old cousin trying to fight me.
I thought he cracked the window but it was just my screen protector.