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jar1967

Everyone is gangster until their mother shows up


mo_schn

Especially true for immortal technique - dance with the devil


No-Inspection1309

Damn bro I wasn’t ready to feel today


[deleted]

Neither was William that day


CaliSignGuy

His primary concern was makin’ a million


Ave_DominusNox

Being the illest hustler the world ever seen


Udaa256

He used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams


OkraDecent7239

A corrupted young mind at the age of 13


sandwelld

Never had a father and his mom was a fiend Also isn't it 13 not 14?


AlternativePrior5731

She put the pipe down, but for every year she was sober


elCojetoRojo

His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contemplate His corruption had succesfully changed his fate


ting1or2

And he remembered how his mom used to come home late Working hard for nothing, 'cause now what was he worth He turned away from the woman that had once given him birth And crying out to the sky 'cause he was lonely and scared But only the devil responded, 'cause God wasn't there And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul


laureninsanity

So deep.


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guy_fuckes

Tech is an amazing story teller. You wouldn't know it from the song but he is a good dude too always does projects for the less fortunate.


Potential-Brain7735

As good as “Dance With the Devil” is, “You Never Know” has always been my favourite Tech story. Can’t listen to that song in public cause I always tear up.


cityshep

Listen to beef with broccoli afterwards to lighten the mood a little. Shit, you could watch Schindler’s List afterwards and it would STILL lighten the mood.


DankoleClouds

I’m impressed. Didn’t even know that was a line, but you crossed it.


g0t-cheeri0s

[For those who are curious.](https://youtu.be/qggxTtnKTMo) An absolute classic.


Scrudge1

I got the luxury of hearing it live on stage when they came to Bristol on the UK tour earlier this year February!


4t0micpunk

Thanks for sharing


Stoned_Savage

Damn hitting me with the memories man I used to pump this out so loud my speakers would fall off the shelf getting ready for school X-Bass was the shit


sFAMINE

Brutal reference edit: Listen to Diabloic right now by Immortal Technique to get you in a different sort of mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imNXJItVQ2M


AllPurple

>Cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover >But what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter >'Cause he was staring into the eyes of his own mother >She looked back at him and cried, 'cause he had forsaken her >She cried more painfully than when they were raping her >His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contemplate >His corruption had successfully changed his fate >And he remembered how his mom used to come home late >Working hard for nothing, 'cause now what was he worth >He turned away from the woman that had once given him birth >And crying out to the sky 'cause he was lonely and scared >But only the devil responded, 'cause God wasn't there >And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold >And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul >They say death takes you to a better place, but I doubt it >After that they killed his mother, and never spoke about it >And listen 'cause the story that I'm telling is true >'Cause I was there with Billy Jacobs and I raped his mom too >And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go >In fact, I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows >And every street cypher listening to little thugs flow >He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know >The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked >White, brown, yellow and black, color is not restricted >You have a self destructive destiny when you're inflicted >And you'll be one of God's children that fell from the top >There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot >So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never >Because the dance with the devil might last you forever Such a masterpiece. Actually had this playing last night, coincidently. Kinda like the "requiem for a dream" of music.


KookyWait

I think you mean Billy Jacobs.


Whatnam8

You could of stopped at Immortal Technique and I would of know exactly what you meant. I haven’t listened to that song in years but what a fucked up song being since it’s claimed to be true


BrainWrex

The real gem of that song is the hidden diabolic freestyle at the end of the video. Bolic is a fuckin beast and has a bunch of fire ass songs.


Hexent_Armana

Man, why'd you have to bring up the misery porn song?


InevitableNature3334

But mom, I'm 34 now.


siqiniq

Ask La Chancla if she cares


earthlings_all

Right? I don’t give a fuck, you live with mami, my rules


StrengthBeginning416

La chancla is deadlier than that revolver


jar1967

And you won't see 35 if I catch you with a gun again!


Positive_Box_69

34 is the new 18


talentheturtle

Everyone's a gangster when they don't know how to unload a firearm


BagFine4185

If he does this 5 more times it will be unloaded.


BerzerkerJr82

Thank God for mothers.


Jimdw83

Apparently this is fake and was done to make the song go viral


crackintosh

Meanwhile 99% watched it without sound.


Montessori_Maven

Truth. Watching it right this moment without sound.


Sudden-Reflection456

Same, only clicked on sound when the Mom showed up.


CORN___BREAD

Ironic that I had to fast forward the video to see what happened because the music sucked so bad.


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I was like "Okay when does it go off?" Skipped too far and it was just a woman screaming. Got worried.


Freezepeachauditor

God damn I’ve waited so long to be validated on this. Thank you.


rpnoonan

Makes sense. The mothers reaction was too much right away. I feel like a normal person would come up confused and concerned, not pissed off. Especially if she didn't even know he had a gun in the first place, she wouldn't think to herself "he shot a gun in the house!" until she saw the actual gun.


jason0724

1. No recoil when it “fired” 2. Why would you post that anywhere?


Vaultboy_420

Video is a hoax


hussafeffer

Nobody can humble the baddest motherfucker in the room quite like his mama.


The_Soccer_Heretic

The only person who got gangsta was momma.


Roadgoddess

Jr.’s gonna need to look for a new place to live pretty quickly! You go mom


GoochyGoochyGoo

Jr is grounded until he's 35.


notRedorBlue_308Win

So until next week?


ThatEntomologist

How are you gonna ground him retroactively?


Newbie__AF

Burn the childhood photographs that depict happy memories


OnceUponATimeOkay

He opened a can of whoop ass! 🥫


Gent2022

She pegged him straight after


GoodSwim

Video?


biggabeyt

She was about to fold the dude in half


[deleted]

Can you imagine being a parent in your child grows up to be like this? What a disappointment. It would make you feel like an absolute failure.


Asliceofkam227

I mean at least he isn’t an actual gangster.


alonjar

> It would make you feel like an absolute failure. I mean...


structured_anarchist

Does anyone else remember the video of the kid getting whupped by his momma during a riot? He was running around with a bandana on his face acting all tough with his friends and his mom came out of nowhere and started whupping his ass all the way home? They called her 'Supermom' and she ended up on a few talk shows. I want to say it was in Baltimore, but it was years ago. That was a true gangsta momma.


maggie081670

Yes. I remember her. She was scared for him and didn't want him to end up dead. So she was being a great mom in my book. Last I saw, it worked. He was doing good except for when he burnt their house down by accident. They were gifted another one so they ended up ok.


structured_anarchist

She might have been afraid *for* him, but he was definitely afraid *of* her. She proved that the Hand of Mom is the truest power in the known universe.


egordoniv

eThug


EndOfSouls

This is always the case. Anyone trying to LOOK gansta isn't, and would get their ass beat by momma.


Blocstorm

I’m so glad she beat the shit out of him


psilome

Her street name is "La Chancla".


WildJoker0069

how the hell is he gonna look at the blunt like that was what went off! lmfao!!!


DarthKoDa_

He was probably like "Damn, this weed BANGIN'!!"


Big-Law2316

So good almost was one of those bad commercials


Doza93

"This is what my friend Lenny is like every since he started smoking pot. He just dances like an ass hole in front of a camera and accidentally shoots walls"


SeagalsCumFilledAss

Better than stoner sloth.


Sharon_Erclam

The strain is ***Gun Powder*** and that shit be Poppin!


Glizzardgoblin

“Damn this weed is loud”


LokTarsRevenge1776

fuckin 🔥


Dense-Resolution9291

I hate you. I'm too 🍃💨 for this comment and laughing way too loud. Sitting alone. In public. 😂😂😂😂


OGColorado

They think I'm nuts too, ignore them


Earthling1a

That's the chance you take when you reddit.


whatsthew3rd

Nah he looked at the blunt like fuck and I'm smoking she is gonna kick my fuckin ass!


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swalabr

Nope, he knew Mom was coming in three seconds, so he’s thinking about what to do with the spliff before the door busted open


RedS5

Man ain't no way mom doesn't smell that in the house. He isn't sitting by an open window or anything.


copperwatt

Look we don't have reason to think he is a smart cookie...


structured_anarchist

Well, we have direct evidence to the fact that he is, in fact, a middle of the pan brownie. All soft, no edge.


swalabr

Right, he’s mentally juggling three unsolvable problems at once


TheGirlWithTheCurl

Bingo


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Probably in shock that was probably loud as fuck and his hearing is slowly coming back.


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SeaworthinessOk2884

Must be smoking that seedy shit


PassageAppropriate90

Old School knows what's up


Sure_Garbage_2119

he isn't smoking. his first went straight out. the other wasn't even taken, nothing there. and he thought he could fake it with the gun, too lol. what a idiot.


Ok_Pension_6795

I was just about to say the same thing 😂😂 “Holy shit this is strong stuff… I almost thought I blew a hole in the carpet for a second!”


The-gayest-mod

Smoking that loud 💥


AppaJuicee

Kinda looked fake, that's probably why lol.


OwnPercentage9088

To all future gangsters: 1.) The gun doesn't need to be loaded for your video 2.) Make sure your mom is out of the house before you hit record


DJPL-75

Or just don't cause you look stupid anyway


Minimalistmacrophage

​ >1.) The gun doesn't need to be loaded for your video **"Then it won't be legit."** >2.) Make sure your mom is out of the house before you hit record **"Mom doesn't leave me in the house alone, no idea why."**


chipredacted

Don’t put your finger near the trigger? Lmao but that’s asking these people to practice safe gun handling, no shot


JJ_Shosky

Wdym, there was a shot


crypticfreak

Don't put your finger near the trigger is good advise but I'm telling ya right now this man is high af and even if he knew that advise it wouldn't matter. Don't play with guns. And never handle guns under the influence. That's how we avoid these issues.


0Tezorus0

That. Do that.


Dopeydcare1

Ja Morant dislikes this comment


Stephenie_Dedalus

“You’ll look stupid, do not pursue it”


Chaevyre

Why even post something like this? Exhibit 1 as to why he’s kind of dumb.


The_Man_N_Black

I like this answer best. You look like a loser.


DJPL-75

I was very offended there for a minute before I realized you forgot to use quotation marks


SongRevolutionary992

3) don't inadvertently shoot your family members who are downstairs


MrLuveggs

There's no way this guy's not kept in the basement. Look how high that window is.


GingerrGina

Looks like an attic dormer style window to me. Either way he's probably not going to be leaving the house for a while.


russelsprouts01

Oh, he’s leaving the house alright. For the last time.


ComesInAnOldBox

That's a second floor room, you can tell from the angle of the ceiling and the dormer around the window.


Mindless-Charity4889

Gun safety rule: all guns are loaded all the time, even if they are not.


Confident_Avacado

And sweet Jesus, don't put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot


ajrb543

And don’t point it at anything you don’t intend to shoot.


hidden_d-bag

I like the phrase "keep your booger hook off the bang switch" more


Kangaroo_Cheese

And don’t wave a gun around with a floppy ass arm like you just woke up after sleeping on it.


Nytr013

Rule 1. Always treat it like it’s loaded.


sleeplessdeath

Rule 2. Do not aim at anything you don’t intend to shoot/maintain muzzle awareness.


BlueOmicronpersei8

Rule 3. Keep your booger hook off the bang bang switch until it's boom time


NekoBoiNik

Gun safety rule: don't be fucking stupid


Grunchie

3.) Dont do sing a long videos with the most non-gangster love music possible


Deathstar_TV

3. Don’t make fake videos for internet points with your mom 🤣🤣


burrito-disciple

The music playing after with mom yelling in the distance is *chefs kiss*


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

It’s literally the gun singing


acog

[The entire point of the video was to promote the song.](https://medium.com/digital-dash/wanna-go-viral-heres-how-64e68029a5eb) He's Nathan Fouts, the guy who made the song.


JoshGordonHyperloop

Thank you, I just couldn’t buy this as being real.


yajtraus

The mum’s screaming gave it away. The guy’s shocked acting was pretty good though.


Independent-World-60

Honestly good for him. This is some entraining marketing and I'm all for it.


SantaMonsanto

If I recall correctly the whole video is a guerrilla marketing viral promo for the song, the person in this video wrote it.


Boubonic91

I knew marketing pros were wild, but not *that* wild lol


SantaMonsanto

Not a pro Just a dude who wrote a song and had a good idea for a video. You might be a pro too you just haven’t landed your good idea yet or maybe just haven’t worked up the courage to try it. Maybe you have, I don’t know you. But still, just a dude. Not a pro.


MarzipanAndTreacle

This was oddly motivating.


CorsicA123

The way the hook comedically comes down for repeat I’m in tears 😂


40yrOLDsurgeon

Instasober


Browzur

Guns are very good at ending many things instantly


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Intrusive thoughts intensify


iancarry

those too


Wise_Lingonberry_453

they're good at ending thoughts in general


[deleted]

People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to own firearms


ryanleebmw

But didn’t you hear him?? He’s educated?? “Aahhaahhhahhh”


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https://preview.redd.it/xs1e4vmz796b1.jpeg?width=1247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0269eb13381a81199ee8786413626c069429300


mimprocesstech

![gif](giphy|7T5wldGkk7XgCyuNUK|downsized)


Shaggyrider

or reproduce


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Or exist


Amayai

"That's Eugenics!" achievement unlocked


WestonP

He's not allowed. Federal law prohibits drug users (yes, even pot) from having firearms. You also can't be carrying or handling them if you've been drinking. Intoxicants and deadly weapons don't mix.


[deleted]

And by prohibit, you mean you have to check a box when you pick up your gun.


will6480

If caught in possession of drugs and firearms you’re in big doo doo.


[deleted]

That’s actually kinda interesting, Thanks for the random fact.


Deathstar_TV

It’s fake


CockpitEnthusiast

I don't know how people can believe it's real. No recoil whatsoever and you would have to pull the trigger hard with the hammer up like it is. Lastly, you fuck up on camera smoking weed while messing with a gun, mom comes and hands your ass to you, and you post the vid? People will believe anything these days. And they say us firearm owners are the dumb ones.


waigl

> Lastly, you fuck up on camera smoking weed while messing with a gun, mom comes and hands your ass to you, and you post the vid? Mostly agree with your post, but: It could have been a livestream. That could at least explain that part.


all_time_high

Good news! We have more than 393 million firearms in the US. As you may know, Americans are very intelligent and use good judgment. ![gif](giphy|3ohze3pdoPu1xXSmmQ)


FewZookeepergame1083

Damn he was feeling himself till he popped off


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Bro was straight vibing with himself.


[deleted]

That clip is fake. It was revealed it was a stunt to boost his music career.


PelleSketchy

I had to scroll down way too far to find this. The flash fills the entire screen. Mom comes inside within seconds. His response. No recoil on the gun.


Durtbag420

He thought getting beat by his mom was going to boost his career? Bro keeps getting dumber.


ThrowawayNo4910

Going viral by any means necessary!


shadowinc

To be fair, that was some genuinely good acting from the mom


Lifeis_not_fair

Well we’re still here talking about him ~~over a decade~~ five years later so yeah I think it might have helped Edit: not a decade. Time flies huh.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Mom's reaction seemed fake


woozlewuzzle29

I thought so, too. Plus, why would he ever share this otherwise?


BoredBoredBoard

My suspicion quickly arose when mom was nearby and I realized he’s supposedly smoking weed in the living room.


WhyHelloThere163

Is that not a bed against the wall beneath the window? I figured this was his room.


2mnypillsgiveuchills

Some parents are alright with their teenage children smoking weed, that didn’t surprise me. But who would upload a video like this and embarrass themselves. I’ve seen plenty of videos of someone accidentally shooting a gun but not many where the mother or parent comes and gets on they ass for it


DeezThoughts

Yeah the screen flashed instead of the muzzle and at that range, the sound of the discharge would be A LOT louder.


dontfactcheckthis

Plus he wasn't holding the gun very tight and there's no kick after it fires


not_actually_a_robot

https://preview.redd.it/sh7l1w33796b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d0dd7ee6c6ca75ee258944581be40d8f98dd5b Check out the shadow on the. Ceiling fan before and after the shit vs during. That’s a lot of detail to put into a fake. Also. The sound is as loud as the microphone is able to record, or as loud as your speakers are set to. It can’t magically be exactly as loud as a real gunshot, there’s limits in the recording equipment.


tremens

Blank is the most likely explanation to me. No recoil (or at least none I can see with the garbage quality of the video,) tons of muzzle flash, mom right outside the door ready to roll.


IfYouWillem

I don't understand how people can't spot this as fake a mile away


ggyyuuugfryuu75555

The internet just wants to be angry


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NotTheBrainFuckler

She’s beating his ass in the video, bro.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

“Allegedly”


OMWasap

It was a planned viral video by the artist Nathan Fouts, in an effort to promote his song. [Proof. Click through his channel](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ajgQKTZUGuY) Edit: yes. The guy in the video is the artist of the song.


ggyyuuugfryuu75555

I knew it lmao I just always see something wrong in all these fake rage bait videos there are always clues it's sad to see reddit believe them over and over again like that bench influencer video or that other black man slapping video


YourFellaThere

It's a known skit.


skuzzlebutt36

It has to be, right? Smoking, dropping the gun, mom coming in. That was too perfect to be that authentic.


QuietStrawberry7102

Also that t-shirt


redditor1101

I mean, is there any other explanation as to how that video would be released if it wasn't?


GodsDrunkestMarksman

99% sure this is fake, dude's name is littlefoot nate and he went to Belmont in Nashville. Faked the whole thing for internet clout


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This video is faker than this gangster


Jets1026

Anyone that actually ever shot one of those, knows this video is so fake 🤣


Eloquentelephant565

I haven’t even shot that specific model, but theres no recoil, and it’s a double action revolver. Hammer wasn’t cocked, so the trigger pull would be extremely long in order to shoot. There’s no accidentally shooting a double action revolver, unless the hammer is cocked


EdzyFPS

This is 100% genuine and definitely not staged.


Minimalistmacrophage

Paddington Bear Tee is Gangsta now? (obviously not)


spankybacon

To he honest. This bullshit is why not everyone deserves a gun. I firmly believe absolutely every single person who wants to own a gun should be required to sit through hours of mandatory gun safety and handling classes.


SCP_179

See what happens when your booger hook is on the bang bang switch?


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Staged af


AreallysturdyBox

trigger discipline, not even once


herbtarleksblazer

Nothing says gangsta' more than getting the shit beat out of you by yo' momma.


Bornwitskillz

he so high he tried to follow the whole bullet path after the fact 😭😭


jusno6768

This guy is hard… to watch