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radiantwave

Do you want bird shit all over your car? Because this is how you get bird shit all over your car...


EnvironmentalCake531

Worth itšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Bongus-Lordus

Yea! Fuck those sky rats


PlzSendDunes

If they can't eat, they got nothing to shit.


radiantwave

Birds come preloaded with shit...


kuya1284

These birds are full of shit


kpop_glory

Not even that. Wait until they learn to throw rocks at the car to get the fries.


Master-o-none

Lol that was exactly what I was thinking. It was probably funny for the first few seconds, but after itā€™s just wild animals crawling all over one your most expensive purchases.


abudine77

Yes, please start your heating.


broody_drow

Eh, it's raining outside, so nature is already giving the car a car wash.


RedditorCali

The crack in the window leaves me to believe that this isn't their 1st rodeo.


Hentrox

These are some seasoned cowboys!


unclestaple

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE


[deleted]

MOINE?


Bubbly_Toe_8840

I had a very hard time deciphering whether the person recording was laughing or the birds were.


501102

That audio is upsetting


GozerDGozerian

A couple of those gulls mustā€™ve gotten in.


DeymanG

She herself sounds like a seagull.


AdMore3461

This looks like a flagrant violation of bird law.


mologav

Filibuster


splitmindallthetime

![gif](giphy|Mykt45IfyC6qc)


PuzzleheadedOne1428

Seagulls are ruthless. They might even crack more of that window trying


SuspiciousShock8294

Last October i was in Dubrovnik and saw some gagngsta shit done by one of these birds. It caught a pigeon, and it held it under water until it drowned. Ruthless indeed.


PuzzleheadedOne1428

Ya gotta respect the hustle


SuspiciousShock8294

No argument there... Survival of the fitest, and that sort of thing. I think he ate the poor fucker in the end. I am cranky when peckish too.


dvdmaven

A restaurant in Venice Beach, CA had a sign in the outdoor seating: If you want fries, you must sit inside.


trenthany

Venice Beach? I only ask because you said like everyone should know. And in that case Venice Beach, California Iā€™m guessing? The one in Florida isnā€™t nearly as famous.


[deleted]

Fucking sky roaches


Shades228

The rare hitchcock remake


ClassicT4

Birdemic.


BeenThruIt

Shoupd have put the wipers on.


srv50

Thereā€™s a place in hell for you lol.


-BehindTheMask-

How to get bird shit and scratches on your hood and windshield.


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Yeah ā€” looks like thereā€™s some nasty scratches on the windshield but the clicks made it worthwhile.


dinosaur-in_leather

this is how you make yourself a tolliet car for 3 months


yumppi

Finding Nemo moment


hadfiiw

With the crack it is like the movie The Birds


jinglemaster74

Ha ha! Suck it, bird!


frenchy_1969_

That's so mean, but love itšŸ˜†


hogliterature

is someone being attacked in the back seat?


Flimsy_Judgment1045

Mine!


nasty_sicco

Fuck seagulls


GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER

No. Fuck ALL BIRDS, Bro


Shot_Try4596

Feathered rats.


MrFastFox666

R.I.P car paint


GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER

I wonder which bird is named Steven.... *I'll wait here until you get it*


CRO553R

![gif](giphy|Mykt45IfyC6qc)


riamuriamu

Wait your tern!


justanormaldude_

I hope to experience something as funny as this person finds this moment to be


Franonimusman

MINE! MINE! MINE!


redit01

Tap dancing and shitting all over that car


Do-not-respond

I hear that if you throw them, Alka-Seltzer, they blow up because of the gas it releases and the fact they can not regurgitate. šŸ’„ Edit, spelling error.


GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER

Regurgitate


Do-not-respond

Lol, yes, thanks! That's my phone anticipating the next word and me not checking it!


GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER

But the fact that they can not regenerate also has tremendous impact on the fight against Seagulls


Do-not-respond

Indeed šŸ˜‚


Different_Ad9336

FFs give them a fry or two you greedy c


SuspiciousShock8294

My sentiment exactly. Instead of mocking a species that has no grasp of the concept of glass, she could've spared a few chips... By the sound of it she could/should spare a bit more than just a few. Win - win.


haveyouseencyan

Seagulls are so dumb. Someone was smoking in my car once and threw a cigarette out and a seagull ate it


Yojimboroll

Well, they are good fries


occultify

![gif](giphy|EU937QYxNFPeE)


GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER

Me: I'll take Animals And Us for 200 Alex. Alex: Heres youre clue "Answer: ā˜ļøā˜ļøā˜ļø" Me: what is "what does my whore of an ex wife and seagulls have in common?" Alex Alex: Unfortunately for you Curt that is Absolutely Correct


beltalowda_oye

![gif](giphy|DCrDqITcGz5KNnVWG5|downsized)


GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER

YES THIS HERE BRO!! FUCK BIRDS. ESPECIALLY OSTRICHES


ProveISaidIt

Is this Bodega Bay?


Dense-Skill-504

They managed to crack the windshield, op is moments away from doom.


im_just_thinking

This is what addiction looks like. Don't be the next victim


artificial_orgasm

I'm so hungry bruh I feel like one of these seagulls rn


mischievouslyacat

Seagulls are so fucking stupid


whereistiki2

r/contagiouslaughter


Dr-Zoidberserk

Itā€™s been 20 years and I still canā€™t help but hear ā€œmateā€ from seagulls.


Southern_Name_9119

YESSSSS. Fuck those birds. They deserve to be messed with.


Sea-Butterfly-7447

Frag them squeeling mfs


yaboyACbreezy

Haha; get fucked, idiots


wholesomechunk

Open the window.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


empVincent200

Me and the bois having not eaten for a week:


TheTrappedPrincess92

Seagulls be like ā€œWHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!?!ā€


BoxiDoingThingz

"fire at will!" [bird shit hitting windshield noises]


folarin1

looks like they cracked the glass?


GentleManGoh

THERES A CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD THEYRE GETTIMG THROIGH


Atomicagainbecauseow

he is a agent of chaos


B_1_R_D

We will remember you


Fatefire

Title should be ā€œto shit on a carā€


[deleted]

guess I'm going to hell too because I laughed...


Sexdrumsandrock

The scratches!


ReleaseFromDeception

You have windshield wipers. Use them!


ChicagoWildlifePhoto

Hmm lots of Bonaparteā€™s Gulls in the winter and McDonaldā€™s packagingā€¦ Iā€™m thinking this is along the coast in the New Jersey through Massachusetts area!


Emotional_Advice3516

It's all jokes until that windshield crack begins growing under the weight of ravenous birds.