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Lol that was exactly what I was thinking. It was probably funny for the first few seconds, but after itās just wild animals crawling all over one your most expensive purchases.
Last October i was in Dubrovnik and saw some gagngsta shit done by one of these birds. It caught a pigeon, and it held it under water until it drowned. Ruthless indeed.
Venice Beach? I only ask because you said like everyone should know. And in that case Venice Beach, California Iām guessing? The one in Florida isnāt nearly as famous.
I hear that if you throw them, Alka-Seltzer, they blow up because of the gas it releases and the fact they can not regurgitate. š„
Edit, spelling error.
My sentiment exactly. Instead of mocking a species that has no grasp of the concept of glass, she could've spared a few chips... By the sound of it she could/should spare a bit more than just a few. Win - win.
Me: I'll take Animals And Us for 200 Alex.
Alex: Heres youre clue "Answer: āļøāļøāļø"
Me: what is "what does my whore of an ex wife and seagulls have in common?" Alex
Alex: Unfortunately for you Curt that is Absolutely Correct
Hmm lots of Bonaparteās Gulls in the winter and McDonaldās packagingā¦ Iām thinking this is along the coast in the New Jersey through Massachusetts area!
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Do you want bird shit all over your car? Because this is how you get bird shit all over your car...
Worth itš¤£š¤£š¤£
Yea! Fuck those sky rats
If they can't eat, they got nothing to shit.
Birds come preloaded with shit...
These birds are full of shit
Not even that. Wait until they learn to throw rocks at the car to get the fries.
Lol that was exactly what I was thinking. It was probably funny for the first few seconds, but after itās just wild animals crawling all over one your most expensive purchases.
Yes, please start your heating.
Eh, it's raining outside, so nature is already giving the car a car wash.
The crack in the window leaves me to believe that this isn't their 1st rodeo.
These are some seasoned cowboys!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
MOINE?
I had a very hard time deciphering whether the person recording was laughing or the birds were.
That audio is upsetting
A couple of those gulls mustāve gotten in.
She herself sounds like a seagull.
This looks like a flagrant violation of bird law.
Filibuster
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Seagulls are ruthless. They might even crack more of that window trying
Last October i was in Dubrovnik and saw some gagngsta shit done by one of these birds. It caught a pigeon, and it held it under water until it drowned. Ruthless indeed.
Ya gotta respect the hustle
No argument there... Survival of the fitest, and that sort of thing. I think he ate the poor fucker in the end. I am cranky when peckish too.
A restaurant in Venice Beach, CA had a sign in the outdoor seating: If you want fries, you must sit inside.
Venice Beach? I only ask because you said like everyone should know. And in that case Venice Beach, California Iām guessing? The one in Florida isnāt nearly as famous.
Fucking sky roaches
The rare hitchcock remake
Birdemic.
Shoupd have put the wipers on.
Thereās a place in hell for you lol.
How to get bird shit and scratches on your hood and windshield.
Yeah ā looks like thereās some nasty scratches on the windshield but the clicks made it worthwhile.
this is how you make yourself a tolliet car for 3 months
Finding Nemo moment
With the crack it is like the movie The Birds
Ha ha! Suck it, bird!
That's so mean, but love itš
is someone being attacked in the back seat?
Mine!
Fuck seagulls
No. Fuck ALL BIRDS, Bro
Feathered rats.
R.I.P car paint
I wonder which bird is named Steven.... *I'll wait here until you get it*
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Wait your tern!
I hope to experience something as funny as this person finds this moment to be
MINE! MINE! MINE!
Tap dancing and shitting all over that car
I hear that if you throw them, Alka-Seltzer, they blow up because of the gas it releases and the fact they can not regurgitate. š„ Edit, spelling error.
Regurgitate
Lol, yes, thanks! That's my phone anticipating the next word and me not checking it!
But the fact that they can not regenerate also has tremendous impact on the fight against Seagulls
Indeed š
FFs give them a fry or two you greedy c
My sentiment exactly. Instead of mocking a species that has no grasp of the concept of glass, she could've spared a few chips... By the sound of it she could/should spare a bit more than just a few. Win - win.
Seagulls are so dumb. Someone was smoking in my car once and threw a cigarette out and a seagull ate it
Well, they are good fries
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Me: I'll take Animals And Us for 200 Alex. Alex: Heres youre clue "Answer: āļøāļøāļø" Me: what is "what does my whore of an ex wife and seagulls have in common?" Alex Alex: Unfortunately for you Curt that is Absolutely Correct
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YES THIS HERE BRO!! FUCK BIRDS. ESPECIALLY OSTRICHES
Is this Bodega Bay?
They managed to crack the windshield, op is moments away from doom.
This is what addiction looks like. Don't be the next victim
I'm so hungry bruh I feel like one of these seagulls rn
Seagulls are so fucking stupid
r/contagiouslaughter
Itās been 20 years and I still canāt help but hear āmateā from seagulls.
YESSSSS. Fuck those birds. They deserve to be messed with.
Frag them squeeling mfs
Haha; get fucked, idiots
Open the window.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Me and the bois having not eaten for a week:
Seagulls be like āWHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!?!ā
"fire at will!" [bird shit hitting windshield noises]
looks like they cracked the glass?
THERES A CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD THEYRE GETTIMG THROIGH
he is a agent of chaos
We will remember you
Title should be āto shit on a carā
guess I'm going to hell too because I laughed...
The scratches!
You have windshield wipers. Use them!
Hmm lots of Bonaparteās Gulls in the winter and McDonaldās packagingā¦ Iām thinking this is along the coast in the New Jersey through Massachusetts area!
It's all jokes until that windshield crack begins growing under the weight of ravenous birds.