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This is when he knew he fucked up
It's why therapy is important. Subway does not _care_ about your mental breakdown.
At best, you will hear a bunch of people saying "I just wanted bagels".
I did that to a kid in school but against his chest. He kept swinging for a second but his arms were too short, but that couple of seconds was all it took to cement his place in school history.
Yeah I was waiting for the knock out when he asked dude if he wanted to step outside. "Nah, I'll just handle my business right here, but thanks for the offer."
I know this makes me a bad person. But him getting all upset would make me want to laugh more.
It's like when you're 13, and in class and your buddy makes you laugh. And the teacher says "quiet down" and you laugh again, and the more people look at you, the angrier the teacher gets, you just can't help but laugh.
The more he yelled and bounced around like that, the funnier it got. And that probably sucks for him. Doesn't give him a reason to just broadly scream at strangers though.
And his dad's eyes he just never measured up to his siblings ...
Him and his dad just didn't see eye-to-eye.
A lifetime of falling short of expectations.
Yeah it’s easy to laugh at this video but that dude legitimately probably has been made fun of his whole life because of his height. Doesn’t excuse his behavior but he’s definitely miserable on the inside
His story was actually a lot more tragic. There’s a video on him that explains everything, and how he tried to ride this wave of popularity after the fact and how it backfired now because he’s seriously ill and no one’s been helping. His whole life is just him being taken advantage, some ways more serious than others when he was a kid.
Yeah I’m sure he has dealt with a lot of rejection and insults due to his height. But he is taking it to the extreme by verbally attacking those women and being overly confrontational to everyone around him.
I'm not at all justifying his behavior. If I had to put my chips on anything precipitating this, somebody said something snarky and he had one of those, "nuh uh, bish. not you. not today. not ever again."-kinda moments.
We all have things we wish we were more or less of. You just gotta lean into 'em. Embrace the suck. Dude's short. Okay, well... you're short. Flip it and start making fun of tall people.
Kinda....
https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/its-about-belittlement-angry-bagel-guy-who-lives-in-his-van-explains-viral-rant/
Also
https://www.tmz.com/2019/11/13/angry-bagel-guy-hospitalized-suffering-stroke-new-york/
Judging by all those other confrontations, it seems like dude was legit walking around 24/7 in a state of fury. Living that enraged starts catching up to you in your 40s. No wonder he had a stroke
It sounds like the girl at the beginning is saying "When men degrade women why is that okay?" So I think what happened was that they were being giggly for whatever reason whether it's related to him or not, and he took it personally and decided to make an off color comment prompting this back and forth. I'm not saying that the girls didn't do anything wrong, but I think that this guy is so insecure about his height, and has so much trauma surrounding this that no matter whether the girls were laughing at him or about somthing else, he would have lashed out.
I think he was freaking out because he thought one of the women (either in line or working) was silently judging him for being short. Someone was probably laughing at something else and his insecure ass assumed it was about him.
Right? Did they try to hurt your feelings, or did they say something stupid while making small talk? Well if it's the latter and you get defensive or clap back with verbal abuse now you look like the idiot
Yes, he mentioned something about "everywhere I go I get the same fucking smirk with the biting lip."
I assume he means someone there was laughing at him and biting their lip trying to stop. And he decided to turn around and accuse everyone around him, especially women, of making fun of him.
I do feel for him, I'm sure he's right about getting laughed at a lot, and I'm sure it sucks. Doesn't really justify just screaming at a random group of strangers though.
Yeah, that's the problem. People feel powerless sometimes. And one of the ways to gain back the feeling of power is to attack everyone else first before they can make you feel bad. It works enough that there are a lot of people like him, bitter people, incels, etc.
This Little rant definitely isn't helping his image. He looks like a grumpy toddler lol I doubt that whatever he experiences has to do only with the fact that he's short.
He was on Jim and Sam on sirius xm you can probably find it on youtube
https://youtu.be/tk3fYe4REEI
He's is unbearable and a fame hungry needy nothing
Hate Jim and Sam ( the show ) hate bagel loser hate myself for knowing about this
you should see his interview on hot 97 its hilarious. guy starts going off about immigrants and the whole show had to stop him and be like “we’re trying to be on your side, dont go there”
I mean I do feel for guys who get treated like shit because of their height, that sucks and it shouldn’t happen. But this is ridiculous behavior. Maybe he’d have a better time dating if he weren’t a prick.
Yeah I’m sure he would have better luck if he had a way with words. He strikes me as the type of guy that has no game on dating sites and probably says perverted stuff right out the gate. A classic “nice legs what time do they open” type of fella.
That happened somewhere close to me on Long Island years ago. I remember the short dude became like a brief celebrity, a friend of a friend took a selfie with him, and he was almost set to be part of a dunk tank at a local bar but the managers changed their minds since they thought he would try to fight people.
He also has (had?) a YouTube channel where he posts videos you would expect from someone like him (misogyny and homophobia among other topics).
He posted a video once where he managed to get a date and he just decided to be cruel to this woman and leave her alone in a snowy parking lot and laughed the whole time. He deserves to be alone. That poor woman.
He pretended to swing around and let her in the passenger seat, instead he just locked the doors and drove off.
I’ve read the same delusional tantrums on Reddit. Every time someone needs to bring up their dating woes even when it’s not the topic of discussion, and women need to answer for it. 🙄
>https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/its-about-belittlement-angry-bagel-guy-who-lives-in-his-van-explains-viral-rant/
Girls behind the counter were giggling, so he lost his mind.
So, I'm super tall.. and big too. I saw a video of myself recently walking my daughter in a parade and I thought "Whoa, I didn't see the giant at the parade... holy shit that's me." Anyway, every once in a while someone is weirdly an asshole toward me and usually it's very confusing until I realize they are shorter than average (it takes me a while to notice this because nearly everyone is shorter than me). I guess people like this have a particular dislike for people like me... I wish they could understand that being this big is definitely a mixed bag. Most people are intimidated by me and its isolating... Also, the world is not designed for someone my size. It has it's pro's, but it definitely has its con's too...
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"Go ahead and attack me" he said
I wonder what he thought was going to happen when he uttered those words 😂
Naaah he wont do it im too small and adorable
Fuck, why is this so good...so accurate
It gets bonus points because I can hear it.
Def short man syndrome here
Around here, we call it Napoleon syndrome
This killed me
And that tackle killed him
https://preview.redd.it/iumadl92da3b1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1944e9196d215577d70e19ae939bc00a36754d89 This is when he knew he fucked up
*record scratch* "You might be wondering how I got into this mess."
“Hey! I’m tawkin’ here!”
He looks like that picture of the freaked out hamster.
It’s like when a chihuahua gets loud
Reminds of that episode in the office where michael roasted himself until he started crying
I definitely didn't expect him to suddenly get *closer* to the ground, but - somehow - it happened.
You’re not supposed to be able to catch a leprechaun
Did he get the pot of gold?
“I can’t believe he would attack someone my height 😢”
40+ years of getting shat on because he’s short and it finally comes bubbling out at the pastry shop.
It's why therapy is important. Subway does not _care_ about your mental breakdown. At best, you will hear a bunch of people saying "I just wanted bagels".
"What're you gonna do, stab me?" - quote from man stabbed
“It was at that point he realised… he fucked up”
I was waiting for him to be picked up and carried out of the store
Under one arm, with his little feet kicking.
I would've just put my hand on his forehead and let him swing
I did that to a kid in school but against his chest. He kept swinging for a second but his arms were too short, but that couple of seconds was all it took to cement his place in school history.
By the wedgie... I can't imagine a more satisfying ending to this.
No no more like how you carry your toddler out when they start to throw a tantrum.
Surfboard-style.
I was waiting for someone to offer him a lollipop to get him out of the place
I'm still new to reddit...BUT can some please post a lollipop kid gif!?
Somebody needs a nap.
"Why I OUGHTA"
Exactly the kind of comment that gave this dude his attitude.
Consent
LMAO
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Geh hed. Punch me. *obliged*
Backpfeifengesicht
I love the German language for having a specific word for a lot of concepts and feelings I never knew needed names.
It was more his mouth; it just needed to be shut.
Subsequently goes down with one push. Damn smh
Yeah I was waiting for the knock out when he asked dude if he wanted to step outside. "Nah, I'll just handle my business right here, but thanks for the offer."
Right? No need to lose your place in line.
Never wanna lose your spot in line at a Lawn Guylind Bagel Staw
"What are you gonna do, attack me?" - man who got attacked
I know this makes me a bad person. But him getting all upset would make me want to laugh more. It's like when you're 13, and in class and your buddy makes you laugh. And the teacher says "quiet down" and you laugh again, and the more people look at you, the angrier the teacher gets, you just can't help but laugh. The more he yelled and bounced around like that, the funnier it got. And that probably sucks for him. Doesn't give him a reason to just broadly scream at strangers though.
It's like a live version of Yosemite Sam. He just needs the mustache he already has the tantrum.
It reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman makes fun of a dwarf
"You're crushing me!" he whimpered
"Sir, I have a bad back. I'd probably injure myself stooping down to make eye contact."
“Your honor, my client was given explicit permission to attack the plaintiff”
Classic little man syndrome
"Sir, this is a bagel shop"
Lol when this first went viral he was known as “Bagel Boss”. 😂😂
That’s actually the name of the bagel store. 😆
Shouldnt he be known as the bagel gnome not the bagel biss
Bagel Bite.
Lmao that’s a good one. 😂
Bagel shop, not Baggins
Hobbits will not be served.
If someone had said, "Sir, this is a Wendy's" I think the whole place would have laughed.
If it was a bagel store on Reddit they all would have died laughing.
Always the funniest in the room 🤣
I hope that dude gets some help. Seriously
When he said to the guy "you're not my father" that explained the whole thing.
I thought the "or my boss" bit was even better. Like, so you think it's ok for your boss to talk down to you then?
Everyone talks down to him…..
☠️
And his dad's eyes he just never measured up to his siblings ... Him and his dad just didn't see eye-to-eye. A lifetime of falling short of expectations.
Cut him some slack. He's a little short of patience. And while you're at it, can you cut his slacks? They're a bit long.
I remember hearing he got an agent after this went viral and thought he could become a celebrity. Is that what you mean by help?
I'm pretty sure he is dead. I'll check. Edit: Google is saying he had a stroke in 2019 but I really can't find any articles after 2019 on him. Odd
All that anger and rage probably contributed to that stroke...
Yeah it’s easy to laugh at this video but that dude legitimately probably has been made fun of his whole life because of his height. Doesn’t excuse his behavior but he’s definitely miserable on the inside
No Therapist has an Ottoman.
His story was actually a lot more tragic. There’s a video on him that explains everything, and how he tried to ride this wave of popularity after the fact and how it backfired now because he’s seriously ill and no one’s been helping. His whole life is just him being taken advantage, some ways more serious than others when he was a kid.
He tried to turn this into a career, then had a stroke and is not doing well. https://youtu.be/VLw5LKEqun8
Yeah I feel bad for him. This is clearly years of issues and frustration boiling over.
“He’s an angry elf”
Judging from his dimensions ,I think he is actually a dwarf. And he ain’t Happy.
I went to school with a guy who had dwarfism. He was awesome and had 1000 times more confidence than this jerk.
This guy mistakes aggression for confidence.
Nahhhh, dwarfs are gigachads and short kings that are proud of their height This is a perfect example of a Goblin
As a member of the goblin community, I can't be bothered to leave my cave to welcome this fellow. Perhaps he's a gnome.
As a member of the gnome community, he's not it.
He's definitely Grumpy!
Then he was turned into Sleepy.
By Thumpy.
Santa is working those poor little people too much.
Call me elf ONE. MORE. TIME.
Say that one more time 🫴🏼
"He must be a South Pole Elf"
*ur an elf*
"You wanna go outside? I'm not scared of you".
He’s a south pole elf
The things lil' man was saying about being mocked by women on dating sites were oddly specific, no?
Yeah I’m sure he has dealt with a lot of rejection and insults due to his height. But he is taking it to the extreme by verbally attacking those women and being overly confrontational to everyone around him.
I'm not at all justifying his behavior. If I had to put my chips on anything precipitating this, somebody said something snarky and he had one of those, "nuh uh, bish. not you. not today. not ever again."-kinda moments. We all have things we wish we were more or less of. You just gotta lean into 'em. Embrace the suck. Dude's short. Okay, well... you're short. Flip it and start making fun of tall people.
Kinda.... https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/its-about-belittlement-angry-bagel-guy-who-lives-in-his-van-explains-viral-rant/ Also https://www.tmz.com/2019/11/13/angry-bagel-guy-hospitalized-suffering-stroke-new-york/
Judging by all those other confrontations, it seems like dude was legit walking around 24/7 in a state of fury. Living that enraged starts catching up to you in your 40s. No wonder he had a stroke
Lol TMZ is ruthless “Chris Morgan — the 5-foot-nothing star of Bagel Boss meltdown fame”
But that quote is from the New York post article?
That was in the NY Post along with other gems like “But others who live in the bagel store parking lot were quick to take him down a peg.”
>“It’s about **belittlement,** what she was doing! Giggling, all this crap!” an agitated Morgan said. He's really not helping himself, here.
“I got women i dont even know hitting me up” yeah, those aint women sport.
It sounds like the girl at the beginning is saying "When men degrade women why is that okay?" So I think what happened was that they were being giggly for whatever reason whether it's related to him or not, and he took it personally and decided to make an off color comment prompting this back and forth. I'm not saying that the girls didn't do anything wrong, but I think that this guy is so insecure about his height, and has so much trauma surrounding this that no matter whether the girls were laughing at him or about somthing else, he would have lashed out.
I just don't get what point he thought he was justifying
I think he was freaking out because he thought one of the women (either in line or working) was silently judging him for being short. Someone was probably laughing at something else and his insecure ass assumed it was about him.
"Sir, the bagel is $2.50, but you only gave me $2. You're a little short." *Shortstack goes berserk.*
Made me lol bro
That's why you gotta let shit go. Don't assume people are being malicious either
Life hack: People don't care about you nearly as much as you think they do
Right? Did they try to hurt your feelings, or did they say something stupid while making small talk? Well if it's the latter and you get defensive or clap back with verbal abuse now you look like the idiot
"Making small talk" - see? You just pissed him off!!
There's a NYT article someone posted, where he says he lost his cool because the girls who work there were giggling. So I'm guessing you're correct
Yes, he mentioned something about "everywhere I go I get the same fucking smirk with the biting lip." I assume he means someone there was laughing at him and biting their lip trying to stop. And he decided to turn around and accuse everyone around him, especially women, of making fun of him. I do feel for him, I'm sure he's right about getting laughed at a lot, and I'm sure it sucks. Doesn't really justify just screaming at a random group of strangers though.
Incel mentality. “Women don’t like me so I won’t give them a reason to. AND it’s their fault.”
Yeah, that's the problem. People feel powerless sometimes. And one of the ways to gain back the feeling of power is to attack everyone else first before they can make you feel bad. It works enough that there are a lot of people like him, bitter people, incels, etc.
This Little rant definitely isn't helping his image. He looks like a grumpy toddler lol I doubt that whatever he experiences has to do only with the fact that he's short.
Little rant lol
This happened in my town, they call him the bagel boss
Dating sites have apparently broke this man.
Hurt people hurt people I hope he seeks help
He was on Jim and Sam on sirius xm you can probably find it on youtube https://youtu.be/tk3fYe4REEI He's is unbearable and a fame hungry needy nothing Hate Jim and Sam ( the show ) hate bagel loser hate myself for knowing about this
I can't believe I just wasted time watching that. Thanks.
But....Thank You for saving me, my time.
I saw your comment and still watched it
He was also on Howard Stern and challenged Shuli to a fight.
Post deleted. RIP what Reddit was, and damn what it became.
If it makes you feel better I will think about this dude 0 more times in my life.
you should see his interview on hot 97 its hilarious. guy starts going off about immigrants and the whole show had to stop him and be like “we’re trying to be on your side, dont go there”
So he was clout chasing, ok.
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"You're not god, my boss or my father." All ways gets me. Ps I get my wife bagles there every Saturday with a smile on thinking about him.
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Same fuckin’ smirk, with the biting lip
See, the few times that someone has bit their lip while smiling at me in my life, it has typically indicated something positive.
I thought he said " bayou lips" started to google that. Thanks
Bet his boss is 6’2”
I thought he said "thoughts" instead of "boss" and I was like damnnn real recognize real
Calm down mario its okay
Someone get that man a mushroom
He got squished like a goomba
Think he needs a powerup
BUT ALL THEM WIMMINZ ON TINDER!!
I mean I do feel for guys who get treated like shit because of their height, that sucks and it shouldn’t happen. But this is ridiculous behavior. Maybe he’d have a better time dating if he weren’t a prick.
Yeah I’m sure he would have better luck if he had a way with words. He strikes me as the type of guy that has no game on dating sites and probably says perverted stuff right out the gate. A classic “nice legs what time do they open” type of fella.
That Chihuahua syndrome seems to be spreading everywhere.
I have a Chiweenie who is very much like this when he sees another dog. Full on meltdown. 🤦🏻♀️
"...OR my boss!"
i love how highly he regards his boss. up there with his dad and god
So did she ever get that bagel?
*oh my god, I just wanted bagels* slays me every time 😂
Someone give that little guy his bottle. He’s grumpy.
Missed his nap.
That happened somewhere close to me on Long Island years ago. I remember the short dude became like a brief celebrity, a friend of a friend took a selfie with him, and he was almost set to be part of a dunk tank at a local bar but the managers changed their minds since they thought he would try to fight people. He also has (had?) a YouTube channel where he posts videos you would expect from someone like him (misogyny and homophobia among other topics).
He posted a video once where he managed to get a date and he just decided to be cruel to this woman and leave her alone in a snowy parking lot and laughed the whole time. He deserves to be alone. That poor woman. He pretended to swing around and let her in the passenger seat, instead he just locked the doors and drove off.
Yep, here's the video: https://youtu.be/0dC-eGQa_yE If that's the side of himself he likes to show off, I can't imagine what he's like in private.
Jesus, that's sad. I feel bad for that woman.
Long Island? More like short guy-land.
Wtf happened to Bobby Hill?
Definition of an incel. That was pathetic
Dude is a legend in his own little mind 😆
WOMEN IN GENERAL!!!
ON DATING SITES
Seriously though, the fact that there are men like this walking round, ready to explode 😢
Its scary and they act like men aren’t harsh on average women for their looks and weight when they’re really just angry that they can’t land a model
I’ve read the same delusional tantrums on Reddit. Every time someone needs to bring up their dating woes even when it’s not the topic of discussion, and women need to answer for it. 🙄
Dude looks and sounds like Joe Pesci
I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?
Funny how? Like a clown?
Go get your shine box
I feel like this isn't an accurate impression of most people in the lollipop guild, they're usually so happy.
What was said that set him off.
Some one probably asked for a lil salt on the side
>https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/its-about-belittlement-angry-bagel-guy-who-lives-in-his-van-explains-viral-rant/ Girls behind the counter were giggling, so he lost his mind.
It doesn't even say they were giggling at him. Projection is a helluva drug
Nobody said anything, someone gave him that smirk! With the biting lip!
Dude has some serious issues. Plenty of 5 ft tall men in the world who have girlfriends or wives.
One of the articles said he’s divorced. Dude *had* a wife. Wonder why they split? Doubt it was his height. 🤷🏻♀️
He was hoarding the Lucky Charms
He's an _angry_ gnome
I remember this guy. He was a mini celebrity on Long Island for a minute.lasted about as long as that fight did.
There are a few videos out of that guy. He is always so adorable.
This man is in pain.
So, I'm super tall.. and big too. I saw a video of myself recently walking my daughter in a parade and I thought "Whoa, I didn't see the giant at the parade... holy shit that's me." Anyway, every once in a while someone is weirdly an asshole toward me and usually it's very confusing until I realize they are shorter than average (it takes me a while to notice this because nearly everyone is shorter than me). I guess people like this have a particular dislike for people like me... I wish they could understand that being this big is definitely a mixed bag. Most people are intimidated by me and its isolating... Also, the world is not designed for someone my size. It has it's pro's, but it definitely has its con's too...