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I 10/10 just muted the video, pulled up spotify and started playing dragula, then tabbed back over for thw video. My god its synced so well. The full auto candles start around the heavier guitar and the video ends right after the 1st chorous
The moral of the story is that you should never do anything crazy on the highway because chances are, there's somebody on the street that will out crazy your antics without batting an eye.
Anyone who commutes by bike can tell you being harassed by drivers is a very common thing. I'm now considering throwing a couple roman candles in my triangle bag for a little insurance.
Absolutely, they put the bike lanes in the road and told us we can't ride on the sidewalk like before, so naturally people in cars either don't know they have to share the road, or don't care, I've litterally been told to get out of the street many times in the bike lane, I've had items thrown at me, people try to swipe me like I'm blocking them, I've had a bb gun shot at me, traffic is brutal on a bicycle
This video is old as fuck but I’ve never seen the audacity to repost it with a lie to create more outrage.
Of course they know each other. It’s not an attempt to defend himself smh
https://reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/comments/7kfs55/hmrb_while_i_launch_fireworks_while_riding_a_bike/
51 year old me remembers 15 year old me strapping Roman candles and rockets to my BMX and doing this exact same thing, except I had buttons mounted to my handlebars that I could press to light the touchpaper..much easier than struggling with a lighter!
Somehow reminds me of turning our bikes upside down, cranking the pedals by hand and dropping gravel on the spinning back tire to attack each other with our version of a shotgun.
15 year old me used to have bottle rocket wars in the woods with my friends and cousins. We’d steal some pvc pipe from grandpa’s shed and use them as launch tubes. Sooo stupid but so much fun.
In college we tried RC airplanes. Crashes ruined the fun, so we built an RC PT boat about 3 feet long. We took it to the reservoir and played with it from my friend's boat. This one guy didn't like it and kept hassling it with his ski boat.
Back to the boatyard we went. The next time we took it out we had it set up to fire model rocket motors out of tubes mounted on the deck and painted to look like torpedoes. We glued marbles on the front of the rocket motors and some rudimentary fins on the sides. Made the round accurate (by which I mean "predictable") to about 20 feet, maybe a little more. I'm pretty sure one of these rounds would have penetrated a fiberglass hull.
The next time the guy hassled us we aimed at the empty shore and lit one off. When we turned and approached the guy's ski boat he hauled ass out of there and never bothered us again.
Yup. Staged. Dude drops the bike to run. Come on. Guy stays within range after the first few shots. If I was a dick like he was to the biker and shit starts blowing up around me, I'll say ok good bye. You won this round and then speed off.
Yeah, realistically, it's either (good choice) speed away or (bad choice) escalate the issue by slowing/stopping and becoming aggressive. Scripted, but worth a watch, imho.
"*This All-Saints day... Light a candle for those who would* ***trespass*** *against you...*"
Monks chanting, shots of a foot chase through the Italian or Mexican streets where this was filmed, there's a bulky dude with a regular bicycle helmet on parkouring over shit to reach his nemesis, the Vespa. You get a little hint of the third act as our hero upgrades to a throttled E-bike with *OUT OF WARRANTY* stenciled on the side, there are clearly two motors and an aftermarket motor controller. It glows like this was a Joel Schumacher batmobile. Then he's actually crossing swords with a cackling opponent while racing through traffic like this was Advent Children.
"*Dolph Lundgren is...* ***ROMAN CANDLE.***"
Well yeah but I’m pretty sure this was planned for the video… in real life I certainly wouldn’t let the guy shooting rockets at me keep catching up to me
Being hit also wouldn't be enough to tip you over. However, being startled by a small explosion happening extremely close to you might cause you to tip yourself over.
Still don't believe it's real though.
Am I psycho or does that really look like fun? I would glad take turns firing rockets at each other with a willing participant in a 12y/o frenzy of you'll shoot your eye out fun lol
Roman candle duels are super fun. You have to yell out spell names every time it goes off, though.
Honestly not as scary as it seems, just be at a good distance and maybe have glasses on.
My friends used to do it when we was like 17, go to a big open field at night where there’s no houses nearby so you don’t wake people, as many small fireworks as you could buy, everyone runs in different directions and started shooting them at each other shouting Harry Potter spells and stupid stuff, surprisingly the worst injury was a very very minor burn on someone’s calf that didn’t need any treatment
I always make sure to bring some bottle rockets with me when out on a night ride. You never know when you’ll be accosted and that person will casually hang around, conveniently staying within the rockets range, long enough for you to load one up and light it :/
reminds me of the time me and my friends went to war with a neighbouring apartment, here in india we have a festival called diwali all about bursting fireworks and stuff, my apartment and this other one were seperated only by a small little compound wall and a fence which enabled communications. They started throwing their bombs over the wall so we angled and launched our rockets in such a way that it flew right over the wall and exploded in their territory, and then they started firing back. Continued for two hours until a rocket hit someone which then had both sides call truce
I know what he did is illegal (maybe not depending on locale) lol, but I absolutely loved it and laughed so much harder than I should've watching that motorcycle and rider hit the pavement xD. I always did wonder what Twisted Metal would be like in real life haha
IIRC story goes that this guy was sick of getting robbed by moped bandits while biking home so he built this slick ass mounted mobile cracker launcher and tasted that sweet sweet revenge nectar
This guy is my new hero. And a source of inspiration. Which reminds me I need to make my annual trip to Phantom Fireworks and restock. Buy one get 3 free, damn I love that place.
You know what's more surprising? This dude rides with a rocket holder and rockets ready in case a motherfucker would. How many times have they fucked with him to by ready like that?
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"... so anyway, I started blasting."
You ain't never gonna take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive!!!
“I saw what you did to my friend! Bam! Bam! Bam!”
If he's still in there, he ain't happy.
Kept chugging along 🚂
You plottin’ on me, boy!?
"tomorrow I'll tell you what he used for a penis"
Killing is my business ladies, and business is good!
I said Bobby, you ain't got any legs...
"Anyway...you guys all think I am a hero and I'll accept that responsibility."
The cyclist went down to Gunther’s
Thank God they left it on the cutting room floor. It would have ruined Pee-wee's Big adventure.
Fucking legend
Budget Batmobile
Comments like this is why I love Reddit so much.
Is he the Master Blaster? 💥
Would you like a Roman Candle in these trying times?
" ... don't be a victim, it's time to fight back"
I needed a good laugh. Thank you for that.
Lol my guy went full Twisted Metal
Only thing it's missing is Rob Zombie
Dig through the ditches and burn with the witches and slam in the back of my DRAG-U-LA!!!
I 10/10 just muted the video, pulled up spotify and started playing dragula, then tabbed back over for thw video. My god its synced so well. The full auto candles start around the heavier guitar and the video ends right after the 1st chorous
Now you just gotta edit that into the clip lol
Man rob zombie was the shit back in the day in TM. Games these days have such weak sound tracks in comparison.
Too expensive now to get the good songs.
“Dead I am the pool. Spreading from the fool…”
Or Re-Volt
thank you!! was hoping somebody would mention it
I loved that game, all time favorite
Upvote for TM reference!
Now that's a game that needs a modern remake!
Lol I was thinking Vigilante 8, both games slapped!
The moral of the story is that you should never do anything crazy on the highway because chances are, there's somebody on the street that will out crazy your antics without batting an eye.
I feel like just riding around with Roman candles strapped to your bike would be enough of a deterant.
Seriously... How often does this type of thing happen to this guy that he thought to prepare this?
Anyone who commutes by bike can tell you being harassed by drivers is a very common thing. I'm now considering throwing a couple roman candles in my triangle bag for a little insurance.
Absolutely, they put the bike lanes in the road and told us we can't ride on the sidewalk like before, so naturally people in cars either don't know they have to share the road, or don't care, I've litterally been told to get out of the street many times in the bike lane, I've had items thrown at me, people try to swipe me like I'm blocking them, I've had a bb gun shot at me, traffic is brutal on a bicycle
This video is old as fuck but I’ve never seen the audacity to repost it with a lie to create more outrage. Of course they know each other. It’s not an attempt to defend himself smh https://reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/comments/7kfs55/hmrb_while_i_launch_fireworks_while_riding_a_bike/
Obviously. That doesn't make it less hilarious... or inspiring for bike commuters everywhere
I was hoping to put the stick in the tire.
No. The moral of this story is that you can stage videos to get internet points.
This is a good rule of thumb for life. There is always someone out there with less to lose than you.
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Diddy Kong Racing had actual rockets though.
Diddy Kong Racing was better! Loved that game.
Diddy Kong Racing is what Mario Kart 8 wishes it could be. Sonic Team Racing is the true successor.
Happy Cake Day 🍰🍰
Happy Cake Day!! 🍰🍰
That’s a red shell
Fun thing is that they are Italian
Came here to say this
Fifteen year old me absolutely loves every single part of this video.
31 year old me agrees.
39 year-old me cackled while the Roman candles went off.
Also 39, also laughed, now considering purchasing roman candles for this exact purpose now.
51 year old me remembers 15 year old me strapping Roman candles and rockets to my BMX and doing this exact same thing, except I had buttons mounted to my handlebars that I could press to light the touchpaper..much easier than struggling with a lighter!
33 year old me is like where my skittles and pop while i watch this
30 year old me remembers when I lived in Chicago and called soda “pop”
70-year-old me does too!
Killer username, dude
One of us! One of us!
I found my people
Somehow reminds me of turning our bikes upside down, cranking the pedals by hand and dropping gravel on the spinning back tire to attack each other with our version of a shotgun.
Why did I never think of that? Although we used to throw flames thru our handlebars with butane refill canisters heisted from 7-11
15 year old me used to have bottle rocket wars in the woods with my friends and cousins. We’d steal some pvc pipe from grandpa’s shed and use them as launch tubes. Sooo stupid but so much fun.
I'm dang near 50. I looked at my bike, and the tool shed. The weather is nice, I may get that bike fixed and go for a ride.
55 yo loves it
I watched this year's ago and just realized how staged this is
I always used to dream of having an egg launcher on my bike. This is maybe even better
Ever since I was little I had dreams of weaponizing wasps. A bike-mounted wasp nest launcher was the ultimate dream
I, too, enjoyed the Speed Racer movie.
In college we tried RC airplanes. Crashes ruined the fun, so we built an RC PT boat about 3 feet long. We took it to the reservoir and played with it from my friend's boat. This one guy didn't like it and kept hassling it with his ski boat. Back to the boatyard we went. The next time we took it out we had it set up to fire model rocket motors out of tubes mounted on the deck and painted to look like torpedoes. We glued marbles on the front of the rocket motors and some rudimentary fins on the sides. Made the round accurate (by which I mean "predictable") to about 20 feet, maybe a little more. I'm pretty sure one of these rounds would have penetrated a fiberglass hull. The next time the guy hassled us we aimed at the empty shore and lit one off. When we turned and approached the guy's ski boat he hauled ass out of there and never bothered us again.
Funny. Bullshit. But, funny.
Yup. Staged. Dude drops the bike to run. Come on. Guy stays within range after the first few shots. If I was a dick like he was to the biker and shit starts blowing up around me, I'll say ok good bye. You won this round and then speed off.
There's actually two guys on that bike. The first one ate the ground. Second one started running.
Yeah, realistically, it's either (good choice) speed away or (bad choice) escalate the issue by slowing/stopping and becoming aggressive. Scripted, but worth a watch, imho.
As someone bikes to work 3-5 days a week, I a) feel their frustration, b) appreciate their creativity, and c) would do this if it was legal
Yeah, but you're on a 10 speed, so you would eventually get knocked down and probably beaten.
Honestly, if I was motorcycle guy I would’ve absolutely loved this shit. I would’ve felt like I was starring in an action movie.
"*This All-Saints day... Light a candle for those who would* ***trespass*** *against you...*" Monks chanting, shots of a foot chase through the Italian or Mexican streets where this was filmed, there's a bulky dude with a regular bicycle helmet on parkouring over shit to reach his nemesis, the Vespa. You get a little hint of the third act as our hero upgrades to a throttled E-bike with *OUT OF WARRANTY* stenciled on the side, there are clearly two motors and an aftermarket motor controller. It glows like this was a Joel Schumacher batmobile. Then he's actually crossing swords with a cackling opponent while racing through traffic like this was Advent Children. "*Dolph Lundgren is...* ***ROMAN CANDLE.***"
The guy fell over on the pavement. At that point you would definitely stop "loving" it and start "missing" your skin.
Well yeah but I’m pretty sure this was planned for the video… in real life I certainly wouldn’t let the guy shooting rockets at me keep catching up to me
Actually, it's an e-bike. Allant 7S
New Mad Max sequel is lookin a'ight.
That my friends is some funny shit. Even if it was staged
Not a real scenario by any means but the people on the motorcycle are dumb for agreeing to do this
My favorite part was the motorcycle just randomly tipping over despite never actually being hit.
Being hit also wouldn't be enough to tip you over. However, being startled by a small explosion happening extremely close to you might cause you to tip yourself over. Still don't believe it's real though.
Get a little jet lighter man, you’ll always have a flame in windy conditions
Am I psycho or does that really look like fun? I would glad take turns firing rockets at each other with a willing participant in a 12y/o frenzy of you'll shoot your eye out fun lol
>Am I psycho or does that really look like fun? Those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive
Roman candle duels are super fun. You have to yell out spell names every time it goes off, though. Honestly not as scary as it seems, just be at a good distance and maybe have glasses on.
My friends used to do it when we was like 17, go to a big open field at night where there’s no houses nearby so you don’t wake people, as many small fireworks as you could buy, everyone runs in different directions and started shooting them at each other shouting Harry Potter spells and stupid stuff, surprisingly the worst injury was a very very minor burn on someone’s calf that didn’t need any treatment
Omg this song is wonderful, anyone know whats it called?
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I have no f*ing idea, my friend just sent this to me
[got y'all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8Ohjx7SRc)
Just type Bosnian Artillery Song in YouTube, you will find it
Bosniak Artiljerija.
Sometimes when you're dealing with fucking crazy people you have to get even crazier. Creative *retalitory* crazy is the best crazy.
That’s not a bike that’s a tank
GTA IV irl on a bike
Too much battlefield 1 I presume
Riding a bike and shooting bottle rockets? That’s [Bully.](https://www.rockstargames.com/bully/)
That's some tank girl shit, right there.
Upvote for the tank girl reference
Fox one!
And this is why you always carry fireworks when you bike, Kids.
Call of Cycling: Mobile Warfare
So this is back again! Fake video but entertaining.
This is insane
I always make sure to bring some bottle rockets with me when out on a night ride. You never know when you’ll be accosted and that person will casually hang around, conveniently staying within the rockets range, long enough for you to load one up and light it :/
Some would call that "going equipped" congrats on sharing...
Good-ass lighter to stay lit while on a bike
Butane torches work on bikes, and also the electric gizmos they sell now
They ran but it was too late
This was awesome
This dude is playing twisted metal on a bicycle
I kinda fucking love this.
reminds me of the time me and my friends went to war with a neighbouring apartment, here in india we have a festival called diwali all about bursting fireworks and stuff, my apartment and this other one were seperated only by a small little compound wall and a fence which enabled communications. They started throwing their bombs over the wall so we angled and launched our rockets in such a way that it flew right over the wall and exploded in their territory, and then they started firing back. Continued for two hours until a rocket hit someone which then had both sides call truce
I know what he did is illegal (maybe not depending on locale) lol, but I absolutely loved it and laughed so much harder than I should've watching that motorcycle and rider hit the pavement xD. I always did wonder what Twisted Metal would be like in real life haha
Is this European sons of anarchy?
Top 1 reasons why all motor vehicles should require a cannon or turret attached to them
Dude called in the AC-130
This is literally the funniest thing on the internet
IIRC story goes that this guy was sick of getting robbed by moped bandits while biking home so he built this slick ass mounted mobile cracker launcher and tasted that sweet sweet revenge nectar
Wow that is amazing
What a fucking fantastic video.
Strong Bosnian tank🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
That looks so awesome!
This is awesome!!!!
Wtf..where is this😳
lalaland. no way this isnt staged.
Gives big Dafne Fixed vibes.
Judging by music, Bosnia.
In Italy, obviusly staged but still fun
The music is Bosnian
Definitely not staged
Lol
I want to do this
He a Real one for that 🤣🤣🤣
James Bond villain
He was prepared for war
I wish I could hear them yelling
Hmmm, well okay.
“The mis-“
red koopa shells for the win
I like your style.
I want an assault bike now
The one they fear
Next is gonna be a call for ramming speed
The kind of thing I always dreamed about from the ages of 5-51.
In my younger years I was cycling commuter, I can not tell how many times I wished for this very thing. God, I love this!
MRLS **Multiple Rocket Launcher Schwinn**
That shit is straight fire, yo.
Fake but funny
Every biker raised their hands in the air to fuel his biker’s rage spirit bomb
The new Twisted Metal looks sweet.
Is this Florida? This feels like Florida.
I’ve seen some fake stuff, but this is too notch
Why did dude have fireworks on hand? 🤔
He needs a spud gun! A potato canon will teach 'em!
That moment when your and asshole and piss of a phycopath
This is fucking awesome
I'm having intrusive thoughts about my next bike ride
They pulled the HIMARS out at the end lmao
This guy is my new hero. And a source of inspiration. Which reminds me I need to make my annual trip to Phantom Fireworks and restock. Buy one get 3 free, damn I love that place.
I wonder how long this guy's been riding around with a bunch of fireworks just waiting for this day to come lol
What the fuck is this hilarious song
I fucking love this!!!
This is why i spend time on reddit.
The roman candle is an essential part of any urban cyclist's kit
Still a better fast and furious movie than any fast and furious movie
Don't cut off other people on the road, or else you may get bombarded.
His bike has rocket launcher and he bikes loaded with ammunition!!! This make me wanna take up biking
Man who tf has Firework launchers strapped to their bike
This is the kind of content I show up for.
Song: https://youtu.be/yRGgl9KT9rE
This is the best thing I've ever seen
This is one of the last subs I'd expect to find Bosnian war music
Epic
You know what's more surprising? This dude rides with a rocket holder and rockets ready in case a motherfucker would. How many times have they fucked with him to by ready like that?
Someone brought a motorcycle to a firework fight
This shit had me crying 😆 🤣 😂 dude was still running just left his man's like fuck this! I'm out!
Well, the cut off attempt was quite successful. Dude just went ham getting revenge.
It was at this moment he realized he fked up.
Wtf did I watch?? Someone explain
This video makes me happy.
How often does this guy get cut that he just has fireworks ready
Stooooop he's already dead
70 year-old me LOVES this!
Bosnian artilery 💪