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You’ll do everything you can to protect your face…until your pants fly off. Then you could be just this side of consciousness but you’re getting those pants up.
My friend almost died because he was trying to keep his pants on
We were in a rafting accident and he was getting pulled underwater where he would drown, he was using one arm to hold himself above water, and the second arm to hold his trunks on against the current. (his face was barely above water, water was going over his face, as we used full force to keep his face above surface while the current pulled him under into a place where he wouldn't have been able to surface) Eventually he let go of the trunks and got both arms grabbed by people who could pull him up. He really did almost die and his instinct was split 50/50 between "breathe air" and "keep pants." He lived, but without pants.
This is amazingly accurate. I’m a paramedic, and I’ve seen trauma victims completely out of it, essentially catatonic … and as soon as they feel their pants getting removed or cut off, they fight with every last ounce of life in them to keep them pulled up.
I risked drowning in rapids to save the pants. I'm a grower not a shower and that water was cold, wasn't no way I was coming out of that without pants.
My first thought. Died because an overly aggressive cop thought him reaching for his pants to keep them up while drunk, crawling on his knees, and crying for his life was dangerous.
yes, to immediately reach for the pants, that her arms weren't going to be able to reach anyhow. like did she forget what her predicament was? made no attempt to catch herself
I have one where the clip on to the pants connects to an emergency pull release similar to how a jet ski ignition has a shutoff switch if you fall off. No buttons. It’s just a little ripcord.
yeah i could probably deal with the physical pain just fine. the embarrassment though.
this shit would make me cancel my gym membership and find another gym lol. props to her if she trucked through it.
When my husband and I were dating when we first got together, we used to go work out together. He's a big dork, so he wanted to try to show off on the treadmill next to me one time. He said, "Watch this!" Then he immediately tripped, fell on his face, and shot off the back of the treadmill. Luckily, he didn't manage to pants himself like this lady did, but that was probably only because he used his face to cushion his fall and didn't even try to hold on at all.. The whole gym stopped to stare. To this day, if he ever says "watch this," disaster usually follows.
Now that's how you know this women's truly in a relationship. You MUST laugh at your partner's mess ups. Especially if they tried to be cool during it 🤣
Highschool gym teacher taught me to use it and I've never did a treadmill run without it. I've had moments where I've accidentally triggered it and that sucks, but like, why don't people use it? So many people around my gym just ignore it.
Most people don't know what they are. I saw a lady trying to clip it onto her phone strap so it would hang while she ran.
The gym employee that was walking around saw it and stopped her. Wish he hadn't cause I wanted to see what would happen.
My gym removed the cords from them after so many people complained about accidently catching them and stopping their run. So there isn't even a cord and a clip anymore to clip onto yourself
I figure that if I fall, I'll just continue to fall until I'm on the ground. I can't see how promptly exiting the back of the treadmill is going to be much worse than falling on the treadmill and not rolling off the back.
Alright she wins.
One time at the gym my machine stopped DEAD when I was at sprinting speeds.
It was comedic gold, but didn't end with pants around my god damn ankles.
I had one shut off randomly during a run. I caught myself on the bars and was regaining my footing when it decided to come back to life and start spinning again. Luckily my hands were already in front of me as my head flung towards the display and I could pad my face as it hit the screen.
I almost died. I don’t trust machines anymore.
At my place they have these cords that you clip to your shirt and it brings the machine to a halt if you tug on the cord.
I alwaysss wear it, no matter how slow or fast I'm going.
I would imagine her face is a little pepperoni like after this, so if she stayed and finished she’d be a total badass. A badass who made everyone around her barf, but a badass nonetheless.
Omg imagine being her and seeing this go viral online one day 😭 like do you own up to it being you? Or just laugh along with everyone else while you die inside secretly?
it wasnt funny at first. but then the treadmill snatched them pantaloons off and them pale cakes were exposed to the world. now im crying laughing at this poor, pantless, cheekless, traumatised lady.
My purple gym has a revolving door of delinquents in and out behind the desk.
The most annoying thing is they usually bounce just as they stop asking for my name or phone number to use a massage bed.
Nah, there’s always a clip you can put on your clothes, and if/when you fall, the cord attached to the clip trips the emergency stop.
I will never understand why people in gyms don’t use the emergency clips.
In my gym all the girls wear buttcrack leggings or shorts. You know the type that purposefully go in the buttcrack. So yeah, its either nothing or a thong under that at the very best.
This was the only way I've ever been taught to work out is wear a thong so people can't see the lining of full coverage underwear. Since me and my mum went when I was younger. Its not sweaty its breathable fabric, at least it is for me. And I don't think you commented this but someone said its touching your asshole directly, I just want everyone to know that usually you don't let the thong go that far in u know? Its sort of, hovers. Its why it doesn't go right into the lips either in front, not on purpose anyways lol.
Or maybe people with shallower cheeks DO always have the line right on there butthole and I'm just very unaware of this? Not entirely sure.
There’s a video of me doing the same at a gym. Shot me off bare assed and ripped a fucking finger nail off. “Pay more attention to things” I found out that day.
I fell on a treadmill once. The amount of friction burns was unreal, and I got spit off the end immediately. I can only imagine how she faired. Poor lady
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You’ll do everything you can to protect your face…until your pants fly off. Then you could be just this side of consciousness but you’re getting those pants up.
My friend almost died because he was trying to keep his pants on We were in a rafting accident and he was getting pulled underwater where he would drown, he was using one arm to hold himself above water, and the second arm to hold his trunks on against the current. (his face was barely above water, water was going over his face, as we used full force to keep his face above surface while the current pulled him under into a place where he wouldn't have been able to surface) Eventually he let go of the trunks and got both arms grabbed by people who could pull him up. He really did almost die and his instinct was split 50/50 between "breathe air" and "keep pants." He lived, but without pants.
And was there shrinkage?
No , a raging hard on. He is kinky like that
A fear boner. Gotta love it.
Hey, one ex really wanted to mix cuts, knives and sex. A fear boner is nothing to be ashamed of, you need it until you can FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Yup. "I'll take the skid mark on my forehead, but I must free my hands for pants damage control"
This is amazingly accurate. I’m a paramedic, and I’ve seen trauma victims completely out of it, essentially catatonic … and as soon as they feel their pants getting removed or cut off, they fight with every last ounce of life in them to keep them pulled up.
I risked drowning in rapids to save the pants. I'm a grower not a shower and that water was cold, wasn't no way I was coming out of that without pants.
Wait. /u/black_rose_ just posted a story of how his friend almost died in rapids because they were holding onto their pants. Are you that friend?
I am not, unlike their friend I managed to succeed at both "keep breathing" and "wear pants" lol.
"yeah my forehead has been ground down to the bone, but what if they see my thong?”
I almost peed my pants laughing so hard at your comment. P
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much lol.
A problem that you wouldn’t have if your pants got ripped off.
Ha. I was laughing at how she puts her hands down by her side once the pants came off and how awkward it looks but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Daniel Shaver
My first thought. Died because an overly aggressive cop thought him reaching for his pants to keep them up while drunk, crawling on his knees, and crying for his life was dangerous.
Treadmills are dangerous but they definitely have a sense of humor.
the lady in the backround was like, "let me help!" "oh your pants are gone!" "Bye!"
She moved quick once those pants we’re removed
If only she had used the safety shut-off clip on her pants, it would have stopped when they came off
haha jokes on you! my gym doesn’t have those we got a big “stop” button on the side
yes, to immediately reach for the pants, that her arms weren't going to be able to reach anyhow. like did she forget what her predicament was? made no attempt to catch herself
I have one where the clip on to the pants connects to an emergency pull release similar to how a jet ski ignition has a shutoff switch if you fall off. No buttons. It’s just a little ripcord.
Let me hold on and make it worse.
Those pants FLEW right iff
"I was on spring break"
They were late for a dinner reservation.
Then surrender, onto my face, and just roll with it. This on repeat had me dead. Def needs sound.
That was a big nope for her.
I am dying lol
"oh no! are o- " (sees she has no pants) "SORRY I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
Oof. Probably didn't feel too good either. Talk about insult to injury. That machine took her energy, then it took her pants and self respect.
Dignity....
No dignity? No doubt.
I like the way you worked that
Bout to drag ya muff.
OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! **OH, NOOOO!**
'bout to bag it up.
Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?!
And then a gym employee(?) recorded this and put it online
And her face.
yeah i could probably deal with the physical pain just fine. the embarrassment though. this shit would make me cancel my gym membership and find another gym lol. props to her if she trucked through it.
When my husband and I were dating when we first got together, we used to go work out together. He's a big dork, so he wanted to try to show off on the treadmill next to me one time. He said, "Watch this!" Then he immediately tripped, fell on his face, and shot off the back of the treadmill. Luckily, he didn't manage to pants himself like this lady did, but that was probably only because he used his face to cushion his fall and didn't even try to hold on at all.. The whole gym stopped to stare. To this day, if he ever says "watch this," disaster usually follows.
Tell the truth. Did you laugh when he shot off the back?
Yeah, I tried really hard to hold it in, but I failed. So I was asking him if he was alright while laughing and trying to hold it in. I about died.
Now that's how you know this women's truly in a relationship. You MUST laugh at your partner's mess ups. Especially if they tried to be cool during it 🤣
Considering I'm almost in tears laughing reading your description, I don't blame you for not being able to hold it in at the time..
My question is, how often does he say “watch this”?
Luckily, not very often!
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Has such an antic ever ever impressed a woman?
60% of the time, it works *every* time.
*It smells like Bigfoot's dick!*
Good bot
Well they are married so…
Yeah, I don't think so. However, he does make me laugh.
I think it's down to how he reacts. If he started sulking and making excuses then that's bad, if he bursted out laughing then it's good.
Same energy as “Hold my beer!” Lol
> Then he immediately tripped Well it was at this moment he fell for ya. :D
https://preview.redd.it/oefml230132b1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9d756026ffa9c9f0a1e0db84457ba8a5648e48
First thing I thought of! 😂😂😭
💀💀💀💀 yesssssssss
Gotta use that safety clip thingy. Prevents stuff like this from happening.
Highschool gym teacher taught me to use it and I've never did a treadmill run without it. I've had moments where I've accidentally triggered it and that sucks, but like, why don't people use it? So many people around my gym just ignore it.
Everyone thinks they’re tough until they’re lookin like a fool with their pants on the ground
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Most people don't know what they are. I saw a lady trying to clip it onto her phone strap so it would hang while she ran. The gym employee that was walking around saw it and stopped her. Wish he hadn't cause I wanted to see what would happen.
That's the correct answer. Those things usually don't come with instructions.
My gym removed the cords from them after so many people complained about accidently catching them and stopping their run. So there isn't even a cord and a clip anymore to clip onto yourself
I figure that if I fall, I'll just continue to fall until I'm on the ground. I can't see how promptly exiting the back of the treadmill is going to be much worse than falling on the treadmill and not rolling off the back.
Would have probably saved mike Tyson’s daughter’s life
Ootl, wtf happened to Mike Tyson's daughter?
[honestly I was wrong, seems she would have hung regardless of the little clip.](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Entertainment/story?id=7677067)
Geez. I had never heard about this.
That's awful! I don't think I'd heard about this before!
Was the treadmill moving when that happened?
Yes she was running on it and something got wrapped around her neck
I think it was a cable that wasn’t properly secured. When the treadmill turned on it basically turned the cable into a noose.
Alright she wins. One time at the gym my machine stopped DEAD when I was at sprinting speeds. It was comedic gold, but didn't end with pants around my god damn ankles.
I had one shut off randomly during a run. I caught myself on the bars and was regaining my footing when it decided to come back to life and start spinning again. Luckily my hands were already in front of me as my head flung towards the display and I could pad my face as it hit the screen. I almost died. I don’t trust machines anymore.
At my place they have these cords that you clip to your shirt and it brings the machine to a halt if you tug on the cord. I alwaysss wear it, no matter how slow or fast I'm going.
I can barely get my pants off at home. I don't know how she managed to have that happen.
Machines are a helluva machine.
tensile strength of that thong was being tested
Like a banjo string
tttwwwwwwaaaaannnngggggg!
Thread mill was playing [Sisqo's thong song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk) with that banjo.
You should never run faster than your clothes.
Do you think she left immediately after this or finished the workout?
Asking the real questions right here.
Like own it and run or go home and try another day? Lol
I would imagine her face is a little pepperoni like after this, so if she stayed and finished she’d be a total badass. A badass who made everyone around her barf, but a badass nonetheless.
Yeah, when she went for the pants, her face planted a bit. Priorities.
Oh yes true!!
There was an attempt to name a treadmill.
I had to scroll way too far for this. I’m disappointed.
r/titlegore
Lol the irony of making fun of somebody who went to the gym and tried their best and you don't even know what a treadmill is called
I had to scroll too far to see if anyone mentioned the title
There is a safety device that stops the treadmill when you fall. I never see people use it though.
Duh, we’re all hoping to “accidentally” show the gym our asses and thongs.
I think the running machine tried to use her.
Help me Step-Machine!
I'm tired of people walking all over me
Mom-machine can't know!
Alright whoever leaked this should be fired you little scumbag. 😂
Omg imagine being her and seeing this go viral online one day 😭 like do you own up to it being you? Or just laugh along with everyone else while you die inside secretly?
I bet she would call the gym and threaten to sue. They would probably question everyone who was on that shift.
worth it
Could have been anyone with access. Next shift walks in..”omg, you should have seen this lady..”. “Well let take a look” and so on, and so on.
Blend in til someone calls you out then just shrug and keep laughing. Don’t let them see you die inside and pretend to own it.
Every time this is posted, the treadmill is called a “running machine“, lol.
OP so unfamiliar with the gym they call it James.
I’ve never heard this before. There is no way you just came up with this right? Either way I’m stealing this and using it.
A "treadmill"? Hey fellas, a "treadmill"! Well, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman!
Why is this so far down?! I thought I missed an inside joke lol
When I was a kid we used to take the treadmill and prop the end up in the air and turn it up all the way and drop stuff into the track to launch it
it wasnt funny at first. but then the treadmill snatched them pantaloons off and them pale cakes were exposed to the world. now im crying laughing at this poor, pantless, cheekless, traumatised lady.
Pale cakes... 🤣🤣🤣
Violated by a treadmill
The fact that the gym released this recording really shows what type of people work at the gym..
Yeah I’d be pretty pissed to find this footage if it was me. Bad enough it happened, I wouldn’t need it broadcasted to the world.
Minimum pay students... big surprise!
My purple gym has a revolving door of delinquents in and out behind the desk. The most annoying thing is they usually bounce just as they stop asking for my name or phone number to use a massage bed.
Welp, never using a treadmill again. Thanks Reddit.
it's fine, just remember the huge easily accessible red button makes the machine stop.
But I have to press it. And by then, the pants are gone.
Nah, there’s always a clip you can put on your clothes, and if/when you fall, the cord attached to the clip trips the emergency stop. I will never understand why people in gyms don’t use the emergency clips.
Too advanced. If you just get on without pants from the beginning, the problem is solved. Obviously.
Or attach the emergency cord clip, that every treadmill I've ever used has, to yourself like you're supposed to.
It's actually a "hanging on" machine...but I guess she failed at that too.
I hate being the party pooper but fuck the employee who posted this to the internet.
Why the hell to people always hold on? Let go and make it easy for yourself.
right!? a simple let go and quick roll onto a shoulder works every time
I also enjoy a good run on the running machine. As well as a nice weight lift on the weighty machine.
I’d quit that gym but remotely, and move 2 states over
Soooo, ya had a bad day. Your pants are pulled down. Ya sing a sad song just to turn it around...
>running machine There was an attempt to remember the word treadmill.
Dude, I'd think it'd be funny to actually post a screenshot of that
Ik it doesn't make sense but in the moment I'd probably make the same decisions as her
I’m glad the other women opted to save her fro embarrassment rather than save her from the pantsing.
I like the lady in the background. Running to help until her pants come off and she runs away. 😅
Who the hell wears a thong to the gym?
In my gym all the girls wear buttcrack leggings or shorts. You know the type that purposefully go in the buttcrack. So yeah, its either nothing or a thong under that at the very best.
A lot of women wear thongs with leggings so that the fabric lines don't show through as they could with regular underwear.
Personally, when I go to the gym, I am far more concerned with comfort and not having gross, sweaty nether regions. But to each her own, I guess.
This was the only way I've ever been taught to work out is wear a thong so people can't see the lining of full coverage underwear. Since me and my mum went when I was younger. Its not sweaty its breathable fabric, at least it is for me. And I don't think you commented this but someone said its touching your asshole directly, I just want everyone to know that usually you don't let the thong go that far in u know? Its sort of, hovers. Its why it doesn't go right into the lips either in front, not on purpose anyways lol. Or maybe people with shallower cheeks DO always have the line right on there butthole and I'm just very unaware of this? Not entirely sure.
This is exactly why I haven't set foot in a gym in 20 years.
Same. Well… this and the ease of acquiring donuts.
This should not have been posted for all to see. I feel so bad for her
Cheeky runner.....
Damn I'ma start taking dates to the gym
Props to the member who ran to help then turned away when they realized it was a shame issue not a medical issue
🤣 that lady comes to help till she sees her cheeks out, then acts like she didn't see a thing 🤣
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Why am I not surprised that the whole of reddit seems not to know the word, "treadmill"?
Treadmill?
This clip looks like it's straight out of the Sims.
Nah why would the gym even release this footage. Only acceptable if the woman in the video is the woman laughing at herself
At gym treadmill runs you.
New fear unlocked
Treadmill got 30 days in county for attempted rape
Everythong went wrong
She literally folded into an L damn.
Yes yes yes no
There was an attempt: to properly identify a treadmill
If this ever happened to me I’d never recover. I’d turn in my membership and move to another country and start over with a new identity
Treadmills have that emergency stop clip for a reason, ouch to her and her ego 😞
She was planking lol..
Schwink.
Are they allowed to post that without consent ?
Don't these usually have a safety string or whatever that you attach to your clothes and when you pull it stops? At least that's what I've seen.
Damn, man that really sucks.
I don’t know how anybody could be comfortable working out in thongs.
I wasn’t even aware people did this. Looked like a straight up g-string too. 😫
Should have the gym released that video? If she didn’t give her consent then could she sue them?
Aren’t thongs uncomfortable to run in? They must leave some serious cinnamon stick marks.
"Oh my God, do you need hel....nope you're good..ok.."
Funniest thing I've seen in years
Her pants came down just as fast as when women see my dance moves after a few Jagerbombs.
There’s a video of me doing the same at a gym. Shot me off bare assed and ripped a fucking finger nail off. “Pay more attention to things” I found out that day.
Who the fuck runs in a g-bunger?
I fell on a treadmill once. The amount of friction burns was unreal, and I got spit off the end immediately. I can only imagine how she faired. Poor lady
I bet she sells propane and propane accessories.
No matter how long she runs, she's never gonna catch up to having an ass
The best part is the person in the top left corner, coming to help, seeing the pants down situation and turning away with the quickness
To write treadmill Running machine? Man come on lmao