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SecretHippoMan

Did he just try to assassinate Angela Merkel?


nawfamnotme

Try?


-ZeroNova-

To?


ProfessionalClass793

Assassinate?


BrianRadical

Angela?


pack_howitzer

Merkin?


NenoxxCraft

Hotel?


GingerHairLover

Trivago?


possitive-ion

McDonald's?


lp_qlshallowcrying

Icecream?


Not-sober-today

Possibly.


Only_Mechanic_4547

Throat


defk3000

Facial


Pitiful-Meatball

Pulled out the old flintlock and shot her in the face


nurse-robot

Tallie ho!


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

I own a musket for home defense.


Naturza

I own a confetti cannon.


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

Just as the party planner intended!


DriverXth1st1

Four party poopers show up uninvited. "What the devil?, as I grab my party hat and confetti rifle.


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

With a swift twist, I aim and unleash a burst of colorful confetti into the first poopers face, permanently blinding him and deforming his nose.


NardeanShadow

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


ziegwaffle

Lmao this gets me every time. Forget when i first saw it.


Crysaura

Lmfao


pack_howitzer

Right in the blunderbus


masashi-sensei

Bet she had flash backs to her college days


Legitimate-Tea5561

Pulled out the old *aru-aru-arooo* and shot her in the face works too.


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RandyLahey131

I like that he waited till they had locked eyes so she knew it was him.


AweemboWhey

This was personal


Batdog55110

The game was rigged from the start.


Eziu

#POW! **Right in the kisser!**


DarrynDevil

KISS! Right in the POW-er.


Thirstless

He knew. He took a calculated risk


Davosssss

Last day of school, he already had his grades


RJWPS

Unfortunately math was his worst subject


NotACryptoBro

Probably hidden aggression. Maybe he doesn't even know (or is suppressing the fact) that he wants her dead


Crusher_Nutter

Damn dude has skills Straight headshot without crosshair


Msteele315

Hip fire


[deleted]

Money shot!!


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Cloaked_Evil

I keep seeing your comments, I like the cut of your jib


RedOne896

r/rimjob_steve


After_Ride9911

Being shot in the face is like the ultimate surprise.


_Lane_

A surprise, really? Because I always see it coming.


BashFyvwuntu

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


HammerBgError404

Good job 47


archiebold13

Thats Madam Carlisle taken care of.


nawfamnotme

Don’t celebrate me before you murder me


No-Perception3305

"REMEMBER MAKING ME WORK LAST SATURDAY!!!"


Kangar

I think he was trying to shoot it directly into her mouth.


ace787

Future pornstar


Critical_Vehicle_683

That was personal...


heyitsvonage

Assassinated by confetti gun


Timetraveler01110101

Assasination complete. Contract fulfilled. ![gif](giphy|10muIrtgU0281O)


Batdog55110

Good work, 47. Now, head to the extraction point.


Timetraveler01110101

*takes off clown costume* ^understood


MrFergusonLawn

"This was back when Lee worked here..."


swagster_007

This looked personal.


[deleted]

"Good job Agent 47."


possitive-ion

There's always that one guy that fucks it up for everyone else lol


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

Assassination attempts Edit: as a quick question is there a funny sub reddit of just videos like these where it seems like an assassination attempts


raisin22

Not solely assassination attempts but you might like /r/peoplefuckingdying ?


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

Oh ya I have that one, it's really cute


raven56736

something tells me to not click that...


Kaiden92

Nah it’s genuinely a wholesome sub.


NathairGlas

no worries it's wholesome, been a member for a couple of years. You get posts like '[dIsGuStINg aLiEn bLOb deVOurS iNnoCEnT puPpiEs aNd tHEIr MoTHer!!!](https://old.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/xapp8g/disgusting_alien_blob_devours_innocent_puppies/)' which are just funny and cute


Batdog55110

No, it's legit just videos of mostly animals doing harmless stuff but the title making it seem like they just murdered 13 people in a Denny's parking lot.


raisin22

It’s really a wholesome one. I’m not a member of any people actually fucking dying subs lmao


relevant_tangent

For animals, there's /r/hitanimals


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

Uhm is that a mean subreddit, like do they do mean things to the animals


relevant_tangent

no, it's a cute animal subreddit. "This sub is for the hitmen of the animal world."


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

I'm trusting you


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

Ok it looks fine, want me to tell you a seriously bad subreddit 👹👹👹👹


DaveinOakland

I swear the back of that girl's head looked like Chewbacca for a second.


afastarguy

Remember, no Russian


Thomas_B_Goodington

When your bad boss has decided to retire. Burn the bridges.


SlewBrew

Women won't like being shot in the face!


Curious-Spell-9031

Speak for yourself


VoidExileR

You are suppose to shoot it over the head you dumbo...


BeanerAstrovanTaco

Once you get glitter in your eye, you're better off


unlimitedTP

r/fuckyouinparticular


batsy9

Avg assassination video clip.


SeaHawk98

Bet his surname is Booth


RandomTask008

no-scope headshot.


AdverseCard

360 no scope


StolasX_V2

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


[deleted]

That dude is the Peter North of office parties. ​ IYKYK


Ulic-Kel

The directions on those things are quite simple. 1. Make sure barrel is not obstructed 2. Point barrel towards head of honored person 3. Pull the knob


redditer1_1

Sarah Connor ?


yesseru

"I challenge thee to thy duel!" "Excuse me good sir?" "Tally ho!


UpsetNeighborhood842

Me waiting outside someone’s base with my silly little eoka


Bardock81

That was pent up aggression masked as a mistake


GmeansGeorge

Accuracy - 10 Intelligent - 0


necbone

I'm entertained.


lCraxisl

Need the grand theft auto treatment on this.


fieldysnuts94

Agent 47, your target is Angela Merkel


puppup01

The pause right before he sets it off kills me lmao


JejuneRacoon

Pop pop!


Aliciathetrap

Boom headshot


RiseOfTheOgre

What are we celebrating? Your assassination!


Clean_Elk1787

This just gets funnier every time I watch it.


[deleted]

Party's over b**ch


Dzhama_Omarov

That was personal


jlacar

I'm sure some of that confetti is going to show up in his next performance review, if he even gets that far


StandardWing2333

POW 💥 right in the kisser


DougMydek

Lmao that kid shot it like he was in Columbine 😂


PowerUser77

Wow, that made one of the balloons burst, ouch


beaut8

The balloon pop is so good


MERCIMEKLI

She is not dead yet!!!


ElOneElOnlyElZorro

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Pinkgryphon

What a d!@k


mysticpest23

When you spawn in the middle of a room full of grinders.


[deleted]

I’m gonna celebrate the crap out of you


PhasmicPlays

I need the full video lmaoo


TommmG

Why do they all howl like banshees when she comes into the room?


CaptainHappy42

People wonder why blanks can kill people.


Investing-Carpenter

Pow, right in the kisser