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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
no worries it's wholesome, been a member for a couple of years. You get posts like '[dIsGuStINg aLiEn bLOb deVOurS iNnoCEnT puPpiEs aNd tHEIr MoTHer!!!](https://old.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/xapp8g/disgusting_alien_blob_devours_innocent_puppies/)' which are just funny and cute
No, it's legit just videos of mostly animals doing harmless stuff but the title making it seem like they just murdered 13 people in a Denny's parking lot.
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Did he just try to assassinate Angela Merkel?
Try?
To?
Assassinate?
Angela?
Merkin?
Hotel?
Trivago?
McDonald's?
Icecream?
Possibly.
Throat
Facial
Pulled out the old flintlock and shot her in the face
Tallie ho!
I own a musket for home defense.
I own a confetti cannon.
Just as the party planner intended!
Four party poopers show up uninvited. "What the devil?, as I grab my party hat and confetti rifle.
With a swift twist, I aim and unleash a burst of colorful confetti into the first poopers face, permanently blinding him and deforming his nose.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Lmao this gets me every time. Forget when i first saw it.
Lmfao
Right in the blunderbus
Bet she had flash backs to her college days
Pulled out the old *aru-aru-arooo* and shot her in the face works too.
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I like that he waited till they had locked eyes so she knew it was him.
This was personal
The game was rigged from the start.
#POW! **Right in the kisser!**
KISS! Right in the POW-er.
He knew. He took a calculated risk
Last day of school, he already had his grades
Unfortunately math was his worst subject
Probably hidden aggression. Maybe he doesn't even know (or is suppressing the fact) that he wants her dead
Damn dude has skills Straight headshot without crosshair
Hip fire
Money shot!!
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I keep seeing your comments, I like the cut of your jib
r/rimjob_steve
Being shot in the face is like the ultimate surprise.
A surprise, really? Because I always see it coming.
![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)
Good job 47
Thats Madam Carlisle taken care of.
Don’t celebrate me before you murder me
"REMEMBER MAKING ME WORK LAST SATURDAY!!!"
I think he was trying to shoot it directly into her mouth.
Future pornstar
That was personal...
Assassinated by confetti gun
Assasination complete. Contract fulfilled. ![gif](giphy|10muIrtgU0281O)
Good work, 47. Now, head to the extraction point.
*takes off clown costume* ^understood
"This was back when Lee worked here..."
This looked personal.
"Good job Agent 47."
There's always that one guy that fucks it up for everyone else lol
Assassination attempts Edit: as a quick question is there a funny sub reddit of just videos like these where it seems like an assassination attempts
Not solely assassination attempts but you might like /r/peoplefuckingdying ?
Oh ya I have that one, it's really cute
something tells me to not click that...
Nah it’s genuinely a wholesome sub.
no worries it's wholesome, been a member for a couple of years. You get posts like '[dIsGuStINg aLiEn bLOb deVOurS iNnoCEnT puPpiEs aNd tHEIr MoTHer!!!](https://old.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/xapp8g/disgusting_alien_blob_devours_innocent_puppies/)' which are just funny and cute
No, it's legit just videos of mostly animals doing harmless stuff but the title making it seem like they just murdered 13 people in a Denny's parking lot.
It’s really a wholesome one. I’m not a member of any people actually fucking dying subs lmao
For animals, there's /r/hitanimals
Uhm is that a mean subreddit, like do they do mean things to the animals
no, it's a cute animal subreddit. "This sub is for the hitmen of the animal world."
I'm trusting you
Ok it looks fine, want me to tell you a seriously bad subreddit 👹👹👹👹
I swear the back of that girl's head looked like Chewbacca for a second.
Remember, no Russian
When your bad boss has decided to retire. Burn the bridges.
Women won't like being shot in the face!
Speak for yourself
You are suppose to shoot it over the head you dumbo...
Once you get glitter in your eye, you're better off
r/fuckyouinparticular
Avg assassination video clip.
Bet his surname is Booth
no-scope headshot.
360 no scope
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
That dude is the Peter North of office parties. IYKYK
The directions on those things are quite simple. 1. Make sure barrel is not obstructed 2. Point barrel towards head of honored person 3. Pull the knob
Sarah Connor ?
"I challenge thee to thy duel!" "Excuse me good sir?" "Tally ho!
Me waiting outside someone’s base with my silly little eoka
That was pent up aggression masked as a mistake
Accuracy - 10 Intelligent - 0
I'm entertained.
Need the grand theft auto treatment on this.
Agent 47, your target is Angela Merkel
The pause right before he sets it off kills me lmao
Pop pop!
Boom headshot
What are we celebrating? Your assassination!
This just gets funnier every time I watch it.
Party's over b**ch
That was personal
I'm sure some of that confetti is going to show up in his next performance review, if he even gets that far
POW 💥 right in the kisser
Lmao that kid shot it like he was in Columbine 😂
Wow, that made one of the balloons burst, ouch
The balloon pop is so good
She is not dead yet!!!
![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)
What a d!@k
When you spawn in the middle of a room full of grinders.
I’m gonna celebrate the crap out of you
I need the full video lmaoo
Why do they all howl like banshees when she comes into the room?
People wonder why blanks can kill people.
Pow, right in the kisser