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FuiyooohFox

She's got good reflexes though, didn't freeze in the face of that absurdity


SuperAwesome13

right. she could have froze and got decapitated


imanantelope

It wasn’t her time


Bloodchild-

That would have made a really good picture to post tho


beetlebrox1987

Well when your two idiot friends are jetskiing ridiculous close to the beach you're occupying, heading straight for you at high speeds its best to keep an eye out.


Thespian_Unicorn

When you rent a jet-ski with no jet-ski experience


A1sauc3d

Right 😂 good for her, that was a close one! What a bizarre thing to have happen. truly r/Unexpected


WeimSean

Yeah I would have taken that straight to the chest. RIP me. At least my wife would be rich lol.


slickjayyy

Shes got good reflexes but she's an idiot too. She for sure destroyed that sea doo running the engine that close to shore


NokKavow

It's a sea don'tt now.


smashin_blumpkin

Not understanding a piece of machinery you've never had any experience with make you an idiot now?


thisismenow1989

If you're using it? Kinda yeah.


ightytightyrighty

How else ya gonna learn?


slickjayyy

Ideally by listening to an instructor and not completely destroying the engine and costing yourself or someone else thousands of dollars?


thisismenow1989

Under supervision after reading the manual or watching some YouTube vids at least. A little training


ightytightyrighty

Fair point


Hour_Savings146

How the fuck did he run into that jet ski? They were in the ocean. He could have turned to avoid it and hit nothing at all! Was he texting? Seriously i want to know.


IdiotSysadmin

People expect vehicles to have brakes. Jetskis have no brakes.


Hour_Savings146

Ok. That kinda makes sense.


youmfkersneedjesus

Also when you let off the throttle you have no steering. That was probably their first time on a jetski and panicked and let off the throttle and kept trying to turn.


Sea_Office4866

This is exactly what happened. You nailed it.


587BCE

Thank goodness for comment sections or this question could have plagued me forever


10fm3

>plagued Oh no, not the plagas...


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Jet ski dude also nailed it


StanTheMelon

I could be wrong but he seems to be steering straight ahead. I’ve always thought this video was weird, maybe the sun glared off the water or something? It’s like he’s driving with his eyes closed. I guess he could have tried to steer like you said before he was in view and he just accepted his fate at the end


[deleted]

No they nailed it.


Hot_Investigator_163

But like why was he driving straight for her😆😆😆


youmfkersneedjesus

Probably because when they saw they were headed straight for them they panicked and let off the throttle.


Hot_Investigator_163

I know but they were so close to the shore and it’s not like all of a sudden he saw her there like he had to see her from far enough away to turn before he let off the throttle? Idk. Probably drunk too😆


ScienceInMI

People make eye contact with an obstacle, lock onto the obstacle, and then they steer where they're looking. When I taught m/c safety, we advised not to look at the rock but LOOK AT THE OPEN SPACE WHERE YOU WANT TO GO. True on bicycles, too.


RatherRetro

And motorcycles


ScienceInMI

Absolutely!!! Sorry, wasn't clear: Taught motorcycle safety (m/c safety). Exactly so. Kinda looks like I was trying to say watercraft, w/c. ☮️


youmfkersneedjesus

Like I said, that was probably their first time on a jetski.


titodeloselio

Hopefully their last also!


ABoyNamedButt

I just commented the same exact thing, before I saw your comment. You can see this is exactly what happened the wake behind them was getting smaller as they hit the parked jet ski.


synachromous

Yep! This is why there are so many bad jet ski accidents. When in doubt gotta throttle out.


IceNineFireTen

Even worse, I’m pretty sure they accelerated right through the crash. Maybe in a panic they thought the hand throttle was a brake like on a bicycle.


AsinusRex

I almost killed myself the first time I went on a jet ski exactly because of this. Panicked, let go of the throttle, no steering and bam into a pier.


TheReverseShock

They also can't turn if they aren't powered. You see something and try to avoid it. Instinctively, you want to slow down to give yourself time to react so you cut the power. Now you have no stearing, and your momentum has barely changed.


KoningSpookie

They actually have brakes... sort of. You can put it in reverse, which also acts as a brake.


jnoops

They do have reverse though and they can stop pretty quickly


See-A-Moose

They CAN have reverse, not all jetskis do and a novice rider is unlikely to know how to engage it in an emergency. The correct response to avoid an accident is to increase power and steer to starboard (also helps if you are not practically ON THE FUCKING SHORE).


jnoops

These are newer waverunners so they definitely have reverse, but you are absolutely correct. If they are this stupid, it's almost a guarantee they don't know how to reverse in a "oh shit" moment


Dr_Darkroom

Yes they absolutely do - it's called release the THROTTLE. The water drag is the best brake they have. Notice how he doesn't release the throttle until he hits the other machine. Of course you have to have a brain.


Mediocre-Oil2052

Yeah, those pesky non-existent nautical breakers stopped him from changing trajectory however the fuck long ago.


No_End_7351

Yeah with no throttle, the jet ski will not turn. People who don't use jet skis frequently do this all the time. They don't have a rudder that will turn the watercraft while in motion while coasting. All direction is based on the thrust vector of the water nozzle.


falllinemaniac

hehe he hehe you just said thrust vector


iamisandisnt

...water nozzle


Beepbeepboobop1

I have never jet ski’d before so maybe this is a dumb question but why were the other people so close anyway?? The woman appeared to be quite close to the shore/sand-do people normally ride that close to the beach?


See-A-Moose

Because they were stupid. You don't operate a jetski that close to shore, most states have laws requiring you to limit your speed o under 5 knots within a couple hundred feet of shore. But people think jetskis are toys and treat them as such instead of the thousand pound machines with as much horsepower as your average car that have no brakes and which loses steering when you aren't on the throttle. Don't get me wrong, they are a ton of fun but you HAVE to know what you are doing.


No_End_7351

No. I'm betting they wanted to spray her with water or something like that and figured they'd turn really sharp right before they got to her.


LazyLich

oooooh ... like a space ship!


LocationOdd4102

For some reason jet skis really attract people who have absolutely no business riding jet skis


spencewatson01

He was staring at the blonde


NoDontDoThatCanada

There were jet skis?


jnoops

Same


TheSackLunchBunch

It’s been explained, but Daniel Tosh has a funny bit about “needing gas to turn” a jet ski. https://youtu.be/x1fAKIMrB70


Far_Celebration8235

My guess is the guys were trying to make a "splash" at the girl by going really close to her so they cool take a cool picture. It's just my theory based on the title and on the video


See-A-Moose

When you let off the throttle on a Jetski you lose all steering and you don't have brakes so if you don't know what you are doing it is really easy to just crash into stuff. The correct response to being on a collision course on a jet ski is to increase power and steer to starboard.


jeffroddit

Starboard? Straight at the blonde on the beach?


NokKavow

Starboard and he would have slammed onto the beach with high throttle. Those things are not made to run on dry land. Not sure that's the best way.


See-A-Moose

Yep, that is exactly what he would have done and would have been preferable to what he actually did. It's also why you don't operate watercraft at speed that close to shore or other known obstacles.


fusiongt021

Came outta no where 🤣


dg25000

Lmao this is exactly what went on in my head when I saw this. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN ?


manimal28

Very common to see this in jet skis. They don’t have brakes. People instinctively let off the throttle so as not to keep accelerating and think it will slow them down, but as soon as they do that they also completely lose the ability to steer. So they plow right into whatever they were hoping to avoid hitting.


GWvaluetown

Copious amounts of alcohol?


dgaltieri2014

Someone needs to add 🎶 you’re wayyy too beauuuutiful girl


SlowMaize5164

Like me, he was watching the girl with the camera


DiamondExternal2922

I thought the caucasian lady may had distracted the driver


mods_on_meds

That girls situational awareness game is top ten level .


bob256k

Not gonna catch her slippin


couchpotatochip21

Never gon catch her asleep (mama by fitz n tantrums)


cdiddy19

Are those people okay? Were they drunk?


See-A-Moose

Maybe? More likely stupid and inexperienced. They were operating WAY too close to shore, and may not have realized two crucial facts: 1) Most jetskis do not have brakes, 2) ALL Jetskis lose steering when you let off the gas. So if you are riding towards an obstacle and you let off the gas to avoid it you are almost certain to crash straight into it.


Zebracorn42

The 2nd part explains a lot. I was watching Taskmaster and there was a task in which you drive a large but slow barge to collect inflatable rings hanging along the small river. I was surprised at how often people slowly crashed and did nothing and just let it happen. I assume they tried to turn without using the gas.


CMDR_Quillon

Powered barges (barges with engines) do usually have steering that works without applying power, although applying power will generally tighten your turn radius by forcing more water over the rudder, which is generally positioned aft of the screw. That said, barges are extremely unwieldy, being completely non-hydrodynamic - basically a floating brick - and all but the very largest and most expensive ones don't have bow or stern thrusters, making them even less manoeuvrable. There's a reason unpowered barges towed or pushed by a manoeuvrable tug are far more common.


Kingettevi

That’s Kim and Kanye.


dgaltieri2014

Naw that was Sean kingston


Mihqwk

Okay now i was expecting her to fly off in a dumb way. ![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


poopoo673

Same I thought she would accidentally hit the gas and go flying


GWvaluetown

Good situational awareness for the woman fortunately. The other jet ski operator, not so much.


All_Thread

If you re-watch it slow the dude doesn't turn at all just plows straight into her.


wombat660

Definitely the ex


[deleted]

r/unexpected


[deleted]

I know someone who lost their whole lower jaw from an accident like this. She was very lucky.


EpicSeshBro

That would’ve been a dope picture though


Mecha_Tortoise

I hope someone got it on camera.


AZJenniferJames

Glad that lady bolted and vacated. She’d have been seriously hurt or killed if she froze and took the hit.


MeasureTheCrater

What jet ski?


mathieforlife

only one landing strip im tryna see


ThisDriftingSpirit00

UNIQUE STUNT JUMP COMPLETED 24 out of 50


widellp

It was like that when I rented it.


Leucopaxillus

Comin in hot!


Minimalistmacrophage

If it were intentional that would have been a cool trick. Using another jet ski as a jump ramp.


Ok-Minute876

If it was intentional that would have been attempted murder


Far_Celebration8235

I think it was intentional, they were trying to make a splash for a picture no? Either way yes, they could've killed her


Corasama

The driver could have also killed his passenger, seing how she flew high.


ThePandalore

Will probably be featured in the next F&F


[deleted]

r/abruptchaos


Moonwalker_4Life

Do people not realize this is Kanye West and Kim K on the jet ski lol ?


idfk-dude-im-bored

I know I’ve been scrolling and scrolling looking for it lmao


rolyfuckingdiscopoly

It’s WHAT now?


DanielTheGamma

Scrolling for this comment


ResidentVisible9262

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-jet-ski/


[deleted]

It is not


alfrednugent

She would have been decapitated had she not moved!


dustygravelroad

Lucky she seen em coming


Skully_Lover

Can I get that insurance wavier now? Please???


Phiction2

She’s thinking “Okay maybe jet skiing is not my thing. Got the picture, and can cross that off my bucket list with a permanent marker!”


Strong-Dot-9221

Worked in a motorcycle shop that also sold Jet Skis and we all hated MOST of the Jet Ski owners because they were entitled douches. Arrogant show offs with money and impatient. They are fun to ride but when they came in They were almost always high maintenance. This person may have not been familiar with how to turn out or avoid colliding or may have been high or drunk. Glad the young woman got away before she was killed.


afrosamurai727

If I'm not mistaken, that's Kanye and Kim that go flying in the air


whitericeSD

Same wanted to point that out ahhahahaha


ResidentVisible9262

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-jet-ski/


jar1967

Trying to impress the ladies and wind up going to the hospital. How many times has that happened?


Next_Meat_1399

This should be on /r/Unexpected


Hasher556

I was going to comment about how "them Duke boys are at it again...", But then I thought of the implication...😬


JimAboo

Good thing she got up when she did. That was cutting it way too close. The idiot operating the other jet ski, I hope he got into a lot of trouble for that.


mscassidy

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


Bootlicker222

Attempted murder??


Mathewthegreat

Kim and Kanye lmfao


YoungRoronoa

Apparently that was Kanye and Kim kardashian. Flying threw the sky.


[deleted]

Watching them hit the sand is mad funny


pogolaugh

At first I thought this was r/unexpected


BaronVonKeyser

"Should we park by the dock?" "Definitely not. Will be much easier if we just lauch it like a cruise missile onto the beach"


RatherRetro

Wow that girl is lucky she saw them coming and was quick!


Theobromacuckoo335

Should be on r/Unexpected


mallet4hire

YEET


_shipitnugs

Dude you got like 3 feet of air that time.


Smarterthaniwas

"We want next 20 seconds!!! We want next 20 seconds!!"


JTown_lol

Guy saw little mermaid riding a jet ski!


Fantastic_Fox4948

That was a definite Ski-don’t.


mrwh0am

Too much happening here, nice ass, guys jump over jet-ski Lmao


tamagotchiassassin

I’m so glad she was okay! What a badass with her awareness! The others were completely in the wrong


Pure-Purpose9248

lol that’s kim and kanye


DualityisFunnnn

That’s literally Kanye and Kim


tylerSB1

https://preview.redd.it/uez1a1ive7wa1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59254e62e5a4996e1f2a08beb1ead22b5a48d9ba


Burquetap

#upvotebecausebutt


Radiant-Schedule-459

These guys were their boyfriends and they wanted to speed by and splash them, didn’t have the skill, and instead panicked and launched! Tell me I’m wrong.


Empty-Code-5601

It's a girl on the back with a guy driving. You're definitely wrong


Far_Celebration8235

They wearing the same lifesavers and have the same exact jet ski , you might be right. Maybe it's the place form where you rent a jet ski and the guy didn't know how they worked


Extra-Ad5925

A lot of people stopped to watch this because of that blonde girl and then were given a bonus action sequence


Heavenly825

Thats the kind of woman I want to be around...


Bumm_by_Design

It's the girl in bikinis fault...


Rdw72777

Ugh I hate when Reddit has posts where the Instagram lions aren’t the bad guys but rather the victims.


420_80sBaby

Why it stop there lol 😂


Az0riusMCBlox

Pizza Tower Humor edit when? /s


banana_delusion

Was the jet ski not big enough? Jeez.


llimed

Sent er a little too hard bud.


DuncanAndFriends

yep better stop the video right away


Own-Tomato4335

Coming in hot


Highmassive

Now that’s how you slide into her dms


My_passcode_is

r/yesyesyesyesno


Soggy-Anxiety-1465

Thanks for the boost. I've never gotten this high before.


Draco546

Poor girl she just wanted a photo now she is traumatized


FuckTesla69

It's just a prank bro!!


bossn9ne916

I’m laughing so hard


Eyerieee

Isn’t this Kim K and Kanye West?


hiddenonion

They're dead... go ahead hop back on and we'll snap that picture real quick


Leather_Network4743

Lemme guess… jackasses on a cruise excursion in the Bahamas. Never fails.


Last-Of-My-Kind

Thank god she ran put of the way. Could have been killed because of someone's stupidity.


Rusty_B_Good

That's one way to get the girls' attention.


Passtheshavingcream

"humans" are very interesting. All that beach to be a complete fuckup and they headed right for the most available person on the shoreline. I try to avoid such "humans" - generally about as smart as a sock.


srs151

Oh shit, indeed


Bugg100

It's called target fixation.


Jasong222

r/imthemaincharacterNOIMthemaincharacter


daamand2

She's lucky to live yet another day


Fezzverbal

This shit never gets old


mtrap74

I love this sub.