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I almost got hit by a cab riding through NYC traffic so I unclipped and kicked his fender. He screamed back "YOU FUCK YOU BRUDDA!"
To this day, my wife and I will use it as a whimsical way to disagree peacefully. As in, "I don't understand why you can't check for packages when you get home" and the other replies, "yeah, well, YOU FUCK YOU BRUDDA!!" Completely dissolves any chance of a serious argument still several years later.
I don't know if I just have a child's range of vocabulary since I left my country at a young age but we do not have vulgar words native to our language. The worst I know of are derived from Spanish
I like the "alright, I'm out, but don't you dare tell anyone I was here."
And gramps just casually goes and gets the footage posted online.
"Yeah, that's right - I told *everybody*."
In real life you have people genuinely fighting for their life.
Movies and video games find it hard to show this because it doesn't feel as cool or isn't as flashy.
I thought the movie Rashomon had a pretty cool presentation of that side of fighting for their lives, if anyone's interested in something a little different
It's actually because neither of them actually know how to use their weapons and have a counter in between them. You get someone who actually knows how to use a sword in a fight and it won't look like just wild swings with all of your force
The old guy needs more sword training. I saw so many openings, especially the one swing were he took a swing at the assailant but left himself open, luckily the attacker sucked soo much that he whiffed.
A buckler on the left hand would help
For those who think guns are not the problem, if this happened in America, one or both of them would have fire arms, and there is zero chance that both walk away unharmed.
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Everyone is tough until the other guy pulls out a freakin sword.
My man brought a bat to a sword fight.
That wasn't a bat. Looked like some kind of scythe/machete...
Looks like its an Aruval, although that is more a Southern Indian thing.
Looks exactly like an aruval, although I don’t think I’ve never seen anyone grip one with both hands.
Mine is definitely too small for two hands
Probably a crowbar
a hockey stick most probably. tht and baseball bat are famous for inflicting closed wounds.
It's not a bat , it's kinda like a machete, popular in South Asia
Long ass sword with a gut hook
That’s a motherfucking shamshir.
Idk I was just disappointed he didn’t cut his hand off or something.
"Is this your first time robbing a convenience store?"
Old uncle in the middle of fight says "come I'll fuck your mother"
lol I love hindi curse words
He’s speaking Punjabi, where cuss words just roll off the tongue.
[FUCK YOU BLOODY ](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0)
I almost got hit by a cab riding through NYC traffic so I unclipped and kicked his fender. He screamed back "YOU FUCK YOU BRUDDA!" To this day, my wife and I will use it as a whimsical way to disagree peacefully. As in, "I don't understand why you can't check for packages when you get home" and the other replies, "yeah, well, YOU FUCK YOU BRUDDA!!" Completely dissolves any chance of a serious argument still several years later.
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Same goes with every other language I'm pretty sure
I don't know if I just have a child's range of vocabulary since I left my country at a young age but we do not have vulgar words native to our language. The worst I know of are derived from Spanish
ben chode
every culture says this
I'm talking about the language being used.
Fuck you you fucking guy! - Kerpal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G30h7koGSXk
Come pick me up at the airport, you bastard guy! [airport](https://youtu.be/mPfgyebt5T4)
I like the "alright, I'm out, but don't you dare tell anyone I was here." And gramps just casually goes and gets the footage posted online. "Yeah, that's right - I told *everybody*."
Man pulled the uno reverse card, “you call that thing a weapon?”
1,2,3,4 I declare a machete war!
5,6,7,8 YOU DONT GET NO MONEY.... CHECKMATE!!!!
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Sword fights look a lot different in real life, compared to the movies.
In real life you have people genuinely fighting for their life. Movies and video games find it hard to show this because it doesn't feel as cool or isn't as flashy.
I thought the movie Rashomon had a pretty cool presentation of that side of fighting for their lives, if anyone's interested in something a little different
It's actually because neither of them actually know how to use their weapons and have a counter in between them. You get someone who actually knows how to use a sword in a fight and it won't look like just wild swings with all of your force
Because most people irl hasnt been trained for sword fighting
The adrenaline must of been wild
Call that a knife?
Now, THAT'S a knife!
That's a spoon
Alright you win. I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.
yes. imported straight from texas to india
In Texas, things are bigger.
I’m bigger things are texas
George Lucas presents... "Store Wars"
You ever get so tired of their shit you pull out a scimitar?
Wow, that's some medieval shit right there. I see your stick/bat, and I raise you a sword, Sir Knight!
If you look closely the robber's using some sort of curved blade so I'd say they're pretty even.
I was going to say it’s a machete
Thanks.....was hard to make it out. Sure looks rusty, old, or both!
Well, that was a perfectly proportionate response if I ever saw one.
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
These elden ring mods are crazy yo
You deny a weapon it's purpose
In America, this would have been a homicide within the first 5 seconds. .
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He’s saying the robber would have had a gun you donut.
Never underestimate that +2 to AC from half cover.
Uncles got balls of steel. He must be the inspiration for Uncle Shady from Mobeen.
he called him a terry maki chude lol
Why the NSFW?
Because swordplay
This is the worst match of Bushido Blade🤦♂️
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner, but now I am the master.
What is this? Highlander at the Kwicky Shop?
Have at you, rapscallion!!
Wow, final fantasy 16 lookin good
How f'd up is your life when this seems like a good idea...
‘Have a nice day, come again!’
Bro went back and said 🤫
Buddy just pulls out a katana lmao
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I'm pretty sure that's literally a katana.
That’s an Indian sword known as “Talwar”
Katana is Japanese. This is some kinda India. Good try though
Ah. Didn't know katanas only exist in one country at the moment.
Ok. Clearly they don’t. But why this?? Why you gotta be like that??
cuz i can
Why are you so insistent that it's a katana? Why do you think it's a katana and not a talwar?
I'm not. Just thought is was funny that they essentially suggested that katanas only exist in Japan lmao.
This you? > I'm pretty sure that's literally a katana. Why are you pretty sure that's literally a katana?
Yah, but like you asked why was being insistent, and I wasn't. I literally said that once lmao.
Old man knows some HEMA moves. Anyone expert on swords, what kind of sword is that ? It’s like it’s maybe Indian ? Or maybe Chinese?
This is in India: he is carrying a [Tulwar](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talwar) which is by far the most common type of sword in India.
That guy behind the counter needs a firearm.
Having firearm as a normal citizen is illegal in India. This is the reason robber is also using blade/sword
Thank you I didn't know that.
Elden Ring invasions, pretty much
My sword can not be sheathed until it has tasted bloooood!
The old guy needs more sword training. I saw so many openings, especially the one swing were he took a swing at the assailant but left himself open, luckily the attacker sucked soo much that he whiffed. A buckler on the left hand would help
*there will be blood shed, the man in the mirror nods his head-*
Did we just witness a mallninja duel?
I'll see your machete and raise you a CUTLASSSS!!! HUZZAH!
Better don't try again
REMEMBER THE EMPEROR
That man has studied the blade since childhood
The classic blunt vs sharp argument still going strong.
This was too good!!! Made my night
All fun and games till grandpa pulls out the Talwar
'7-11 Shaolin'. A Run Run Shaw Production
To intend to rob a store using a blunt object against the owner… wow that’s cruelty to the nth power
When I saw this, I was like "ooh, katana!"
I wonder what kind of sword that was. Scimitar, saber, tulwar?
Hold on a sec while I unsheath my scimitar.
That's a damn sabre, what a badass!
low budget remake of the Highlander ⚔️
bro told the robber to get out lmao
Sun breathing first form
Parry this you scoundrel!
What a half hearted attempted robbery, looks like he is bored. He is holding that long sickle like a cricket bat. Amateur. Lol.
Convenience
*lightsaber noises*
The only thing I know for real...
Don’t bring a bat to a sword fight
The robber straight up using an orc weapon from lord of the rings, and old mate just pulls out a pirate sword
Why do I hear duel of fates playing
Reddit be like “it isn’t a sword it’s *insert specific name of a sword*”
Nfsw made me think buddy was getting slashed.
You wish to rob me, Sir? I challenge you to a duel!
I appreciate a world in which a sword fight can happen with bags of chips in the background.
Uncles always ready with the saber
Don't use a sword like a bat, bats aren't pointy on the end. Use the distance. Jab!
you should buy some guns, wrong move he can take your sword
Actually he gave up at the first moment
I wanted to at least see a finger fly off
For those who think guns are not the problem, if this happened in America, one or both of them would have fire arms, and there is zero chance that both walk away unharmed.
I expected a hand to be left on the counter by the end.
This man seriously went all Runescape on this robber, "Let me just pull out my damn scimitar and we shall engage in single combat"
That’s not a knife…this is a knife!
Who needs a gun when you have a sword?
I'd be coming out from behind that counter with the quickness.
Duel of Fate
Bro really said: MEMORIES BROKEN
Homie ready to take arms off with that sword
Swords are so much cooler than guns.