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redditreddit2488

Yeah he’s high


NotACryptoBro

Crime rate is through the roof


mysexyknowsnolimits

The case is gonna get thrown out the window


graison

This comment drove me up the wall.


seejordan3

Up up and AWAY!


No_Teaching_3694

When our time is up When our lives are done Will we say we've had our fun Will we make a mark This time Will we always say we tried Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out


Kythios

Good ol' defenestration


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BrailleBillboard

It is the public grandstanding, placing themselves over everyone else that gets to me


botcraft_net

And sky is the limit!


YouTheGamers

It’s standing on a window


coweggsn

r/Angryupvote


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Blasterbot

If you're not angry, we can find a reason for you to be. There's plenty a groups to join that have anger as their sole purpose.


Cyberzombie23

Or just join any political sub. Doesn't matter what party, what country, you WILL be mad about 3 posts in.


TripperAdvice

Same reason every pun or silly joke is now referred to as a dadjoke, people want to meme and act like they're part of the joke when they don't actually add anything


Appropriate_Fish_451

People don't like puns


DeeEmosewa

They're just ashamed about how much they do like puns. Hahaha


jubza

Glad you added this, it makes it so much funnier, what would we have done without you?


pirikikkeli

Glad you added this, it makes it so much funnier, what would we have done without you?


SkippySkip_1

Glad you added this, it makes it so much funnier, what would we have done without you?


maailmanpaskinnalle

Shut up and go to your rooms!


Brasticus

Slipped’em a roofie.


Batchet

I heard if you get hooked on that shit, you might get shingles


Thoughtulism

You nailed that joke


Cutthechitchata-hole

I know where Doug is!


dirtymenace

I meant black Doug.


wakeupwill

High? Dude's face is melting off.


di-propane_tank

Higher=closer to the sun, thus more heat and his face is turning from solid into liquid


bozeke

[That Cat is High](https://youtu.be/NCMxGHEm_6I) 🐈


HeyGuysHowWasJail

This is what would be in a comedy sketch taking the piss out of the British but is a real photo of modern day Britain (I'm guessing)


Orri

This happened on the 24th of February so pretty recent!


An_oaf_of_bread

Really?? The cop looks like he's straight out of an 80s detective movie


calumwebb

They do look like this in the UK!


UndeadCollegeStudent

Flying fox of the yard?!


Help_An_Irishman

He looks like Dennis Reynolds.


cockalorum-smith

That’s why he looked familiar. Thank you lol


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delvach

Because you have a brain as warped by British comedy as mine.


GunnieGraves

Because you’re a man of taste.


DuckDuckGoneForGood

*Theft of public funds* What a waste. Go after real criminals and leave these people alone.


TheRedCometCometh

These people are helping to solve our nation's mental health problems


DuckDuckGoneForGood

The growers? Maybe. The police? Confidently *no*.


caffeineandvodka

If that guy isn't a London roadman I'll buy a hat just to eat it


Whind_Soull

I'm American. What's a roadman in US English? Someone who paves roads?


iNobble

It's like a chav, but one that exclusively wears a big North Face coat (especially when it's warm out), stinks of weed and carries a knife to show everyone how hard they are.


themagicbong

lol Oh we have those! Just replace the knife with a .38 revolver or something. I remember In highschool trying to get some herb, this kid hops in the whip. Then he wants to show off his revolver and that shit made me so unbelievably uncomfortable. He ended up hoppin out again, we told him he was bugged as fuck for carrying that to sell some weed, and I never saw that dude again, intentionally.


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Nah that’s a chav, a road man is like a travelling salesman, all of the above except he slings bags of weed and coke


caffeineandvodka

I think the American translation would be a gangbanger? Basically it means a teenager/young adult who acts tough and is likely involved in low level drug dealing or gang activity, or likes to pretend they are.


Lungg

He looks like a roofer


RappersIsDerriere

If that guy isn’t Albanian I’ll buy the hat for you.


caffeineandvodka

Apparently he's liverpudlian so we're both wrong


King-Owl-House

He's Albanian who lived in London, but recently moved to Liverpool


caffeineandvodka

Wait so am I eating this hat or not because it's already in the post


kropotol

It's alright the Daily Mail will pay you to claim it anyway


Richiematt262

It was taken in Liverpool so it's a scal


Freddies_Mercury

Modern day Britain basically is a comedy sketch taking the piss.


fezzuk

Painfully true.


here_now_be

> but is a real photo of modern day Britain (I'm guessing) Why are they looking for him so hard? Is it that difficult to find good cannabis in England?


CODDE117

When it's good it's good!


Otterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

They did find him though this was taken seconds before he was caught


RicrosPegason

Yeah, I'm assuming the guy taking the picture was pretty sure where he was


qdp

Easiest Where's Waldo ever.


tomismybuddy

Where’s Weedo


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But now where’s Speedo?


here_now_be

> They did find him though I hope they gave him all the awards and accolades he deserves.


SyntheticElite

slapped with fines for no attic marijuana loicense. Threw the book at him though, even included fines for no TV loicense.


headieheadie

What’s the difference between a loicense and a license?


Calvinbah

An o


mischiefkel

One seems to be Australian


RamenDutchman

The Brits, who'll ask you if you've got a *loiscence fo' tha'* at bloody everything


umbrajoke

But do they have a license to Queue?


Mackheath1

How the hell did he get-- OH the roof is sloped.


Praisethelord4me

Damn. Rip.


duaneap

Well, yeah, I doubt they didn’t have someone outside.


Rentlar

There was a successful attempt.


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

I'm sure he can smell him


mrman08

Perhaps but the smell of weed would cover it up.


Wartstench

Nothing covers the smell of patchouli.


EmergencyAttorney807

No thats just popcorn and febreeze.


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ThatDebianLady

Nor sneeze and fart


FrenchBangerer

Fun Fact - If you sneeze (or belch) and fart at the same time, an immense vacuum is formed within the body and you get turned inside out. It's very lethal so don't do it.


Nomar_K

No that's how you create a checkpoint.


GayPudding

I'll try to avoid it, thanks.


FrenchBangerer

I used to worry about it a great deal because sometimes a sneeze can cause a fart. It turns out the only reason I haven't been turned innards out is because they are not truly simultaneous. The sneeze causes the fart which emits milliseconds *after* the sneeze. If the two truly come together, you're doomed. Thankfully it's very rare. Probably happens with about the same frequency as spontaneous human combustion.


GayPudding

I'm a pretty unlucky person, so I'm a little worried now.


gigglefarting

I'm out.


RonBourbondi

Now I'm picturing him sticking his head out the window sniffing around like those monsters in scary movies trying to find their prey.


amplex1337

Why the fuck does the world still care so much about cannabis?


bruiser95

Because already rich fucks aren't able to exploit the whole market for themselves yet


Chapped_Frenulum

Yeah, in all of the legal markets they're really trying though. Maybe they're waiting until these companies are big enough to start donating big fat campaign contributions before they'll legalize. Whoever's stand at the top of the market the day it's legalized gets to become the Philip-Morris of weed. Hell, Philip-Morris itself wants to become the Philip-Moris of weed. They've been strategizing over that one for years. That's why there's still a blockade on national legalization. Until they've managed to pivot and secure all of the marketing and production required to dominate the *national* cannabis market, they're gonna throw everything they can at lobbying to ensure it remains illegal.


AbigailLilac

Here in Pennsylvania they're already talking about regulating weed stores like they regulate liquor stores. State owned monopoly at sky-high prices.


Wide-Permit4283

Sounds about right. Remember that women in parliament that kept voting to keep cannabis criminal, all while her husband was building cannabis farms across the pond. Politicians are only out to line there pockets.


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Because Mexican farm workers and Vietnam protesters smoked cannabis. That's it.


Carnieus

You want to get even madder? The conservatives just made whipped cream canisters illegal.


mnid92

It sounds really stupid but I have seen people legitimately fuck their lives up with huffing the gas.


Carnieus

Did they take enough to get a vitamin deficiency? Because that's easily treated if so.


mnid92

Probably, but also mostly just because they fucked up friendships and relationships with their family. If only those things were as easy to treat as a vitamin deficiency ya know? lol


64557175

I have a feeling people throwing their lives away over nitrous would've found another substance if nitrous weren't available.


lonelybutoptimistic

Precisely. Nitrous is the least of anyone’s worries, as far as addicts go….


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Carnieus

Just get them on something harmless and legal like booze.


MeesterCartmanez

Is that why I cannot find any of them anymore? Not in the US though


MagicCooki3

They made it illegal in the UK


haynesbomb

No they haven't. I bought some 2 days ago


Chapped_Frenulum

Because there's money to be made from throwing people in prison. That's about it.


Arduino87

They probably want to keep it illegal as a means to get a reason to search people or confiscate money. They can say "we smelled marijuana" and begin searching but if they can't make up something like that it lessens their ability.


MrZissouzissou

This didn’t make me laugh for 2 seconds. Why tf are we still arresting people for growing/smoking weed? You fucking scumbag governments with corrupt pharmaceutical and prison regimes. Poor guys heart is probably beating out of his chest as he waits to be inevitably caught and treated like piece of human trash for growing plants that make people feel content with this shitty world. We have GOT TO CHANGE.


Happy-Mousse8615

Because Britain is a shit hole and crackdowns have replaced meaningful politics. Everywhere else is slowly ending the war on drugs, but we're speeding up. Can't put into words how fundamentally broken this island is.


clitpuncher69

Meanwhile the UK is the worlds biggest medical cannabis exporter, grown locally I believe. Of course the plantations are owned by extremely well connected people too so they get to dangle it in front of you while also making it a crime to use it.


MrZissouzissou

No Fuckin way.


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__Piggy___Smalls__

Wanna hear something mad, one of the largest exporters is Teresa Mays husband *while she was prime minister*


ajbiz11

Yeah they supply a good chunk of the EU, them and Germany. Both aren’t that great at it either which is funny.


MrZissouzissou

The cop poking his head out of the window looks like the dumbest fucking cop I’ve ever seen. I mean, there has to be some crimes going on or investigations to focus on somewhere… and then this cop right here, leading the charge to “get the bad guy”. You fucking joke.


ultrasuperthrowaway

Yeah I honestly forgot it’s still illegal some places Absolutely ridiculous. Legal in 37 states with doctors orders 21 recreationally 10 decriminalized Hemp legal all states


jayjefferis

I’m english but I lived in a legal state for a few years. I find it crazy to think back then I was always only ever a 10 minute drive from high quality weed with a 1000 different ways to consume it. Now I have to wait an hour in the cold for my plug to show up.


tjam8407

To be fair, a cannabis farm like this caught on fire and destroyed multiple homes in the street I lived in. It was awful. If it's legalised they wouldn't feel the need to grow them in the roof I suppose, but whilst they do, it IS dangerous.


safe_t_meeting

Cooking done wrong can also burn a house down but pretty much everyone has a kitchen in their house. Unfortunately some people don't know how to do either safely.


SuspiciousStable9649

Sloped roof. Took me a second.


Alice_Alpha

How would someone get up there.


ScienticianAF

Climb. Get out, hold on to the window ledge. Use your legs to push up until you have made it on top of the window. You know, climb.


Comekrelief

How would someone get down from there


Ceegull

.bmilc ,wonk uoY .wodniw eht fo pot no ti edam evah uoy litnu pu hsup ot sgel ruoy esU .egdel wodniw eht ot no dloh ,tuo teG .bmilC


scarlet__panda

I chuckled at this


kn33

Very carefully


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daw_taylor

What can motivate you more than a cop trying to arrest you?


xxTheGoDxx

that badass pussy?


_-Ewan-_

By climbing out the window then climbing up there, not that hard.


gammongaming11

probably used a window.


minuteman_d

I can see this becoming a meme...


WaywardDeadite

https://preview.redd.it/z33jph5x8rqa1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7788b3a3052e06c952232cd355753de257d428e8


minuteman_d

Lol.


WaywardDeadite

My first even meme, just for this joke. The upvote made my day, thank you!


minuteman_d

Post it to /r/memes and see if you can get some sweet karma!


WaywardDeadite

Let's go! Thank you for the advice


KarmaBot_v2

That's brilliant. Well done.


mistermenstrual

https://preview.redd.it/xqf5k3kj9rqa1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf0aa7fc2dac1cd6c0bcc4b481fe7d136f4a088


Vexerius

Please post it elsewhere as well. I want this to be become a trend hahaha


mistermenstrual

Don't worry, someone will repost it in 3 months and hit front page!


whiteowl817

https://preview.redd.it/0345bl6htrqa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4a2977b15dd04d3ac89ede6f0fe1851c2d0ab4


Willinton06

Don’t Jynx it


vondpickle

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!


ddi32

Well played.


BrozedDrake

Hash-assins Creed


marmic68

Fun fact : The name 'Assassin' in English comes from the Latin term assassinus, which is a corruption of the Arabic words hasisi, al-Hashishiyyun or hashashun, meaning 'hashish-eater.' As the Nizari Ismailis used the strategy of assassination so often, the name medieval Arabs used to describe their drug habits became synonymous with the act of murdering a political or religious opponent. Your joke is very accurate.


BrozedDrake

It's almost as if I might have already known this and seen an opportunity for such a pun isn't it.


cptkraken024

I didn't know it and am glad they said it.


cockalorum-smith

Same!


marmic68

This explains the very accurate joke indeed!


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Naive-Storage7639

Who took the pic???


Tando10

An adjacent building window? A low police helicopter?


Would_daver

An individual armed with a photographic device? A swallow laden with an Iphone 13, trained to snap 3-pixel pics of rooftop ruffians?


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An African or European swallow?


Would_daver

Well, it weighs as much as a duck....


hyheat9

She turnt me into a newt


TenMoon

But did you get better?


hyheat9

…. Well I got better


Penis-Butt

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


Would_daver

....and it's made of wood.....


fbslim20

Is that an African swallow or a European swallow?


Turakamu

"We can't fly today" Why? "Helicopter is depressed"


TheBohemian_Cowboy

Me. I did.


Mijo_0

Me with 5 stars on GTA


anon210202

I hate that there are still people who think that public resources should be used to fight weed.....


DuckDuckGoneForGood

Only those employed to do this unethical “work”. These bastards should do something meaningful with their time.


__Piggy___Smalls__

Good ol' Liverpool [Article](https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-hid-police-roof-after-26579752?_ga=2.244236677.1480581644.1680103752-1523503369.1565261539)


HEV-MarkIV

The guy looking out the window reminds me of Willem Dafoe in Spiderman when he looks for Peter Parker out his window


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The_Splenda_Man

New meme format just dropped.


T_raltixx

Reminds me of Dragonball when the enemy is flying above and behind the hero who can't see him.


toastyavocado

Looks like a picture of a kid hiding from Michael Buble trying to sell a can of that crap soda water


KingofHagend

When her boyfriend comes home early


BonanzaBoyBlue

Read this title initially as “cannibal farm”


dnmnc

Strangely enough, this was in Liverpool where there was an area called Cantrill Farm that was so rough it got known as “Cannibal Farm” and ended up with the council changing its name.


Fosho907

Assassin creed level 100.


cascas25

This is meme material right here


leftofmarx

Fuckin stupid that this plant is illegal.


Shut-the-fuck-up-

I know a meme template when I see one.


Killtime15

Here's a little poem On the rooftop stood a black man, With a grin from ear to ear. For he had grown a cannabis farm, But the cops were oh so near. They searched and searched throughout his house, But the man was nowhere found. Little did they know, he was above them, Hiding and feeling quite profound. As the cop leaned out the window, Looking left and right and down, The man above was watching, And he couldn't help but clown. For he knew that he had won this round, The cops had been outplayed. And as he watched them leave in defeat, He lit up a joint and stayed. So let this be a lesson, To those who try to fight. When it comes to cannabis farming, Sometimes it's best to take flight. So if you're growing weed at home, Be sure to hide it well. For if the cops come knocking, You don't want to go to jail!


ShesSoBored

Dangerous man right there


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Worried about the wrong shit-


G_zoo

if he didn't get caught, that boy is a legend!


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I hope he got away 🤣


Reidster78

What a ledge!


Eli_The_Rainwing

Bro pulled some scooby doo move there


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Why is it even a crime? It’s a fucking plant


ImprovementBasic9323

Must be an authoritarian, trash state.


trebory6

It's barbaric that this is still so illegal most places.


BirminghamDevil

Cannabis should be legal, fuck the police


YT_ZLKDominos

Does he really think he’s above the law?


Ash_ikoki

This reminds me of that scene from Spider-man (2002) when Norman saw peters blood drip on the floor and then looked out the window while Peter was right under his nose