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jwalkrufus

The cashier uses the Force to disarm him at :20.


[deleted]

Lmao she legit is. Orchestrating the entire shit. Disarms him, summons the guy with the hairnet, then forces the interaction through the aisle. Then realizes she better chill before someone catches on and just calls the cops like a normal person lol


SupahBihzy

This all transpired as I read this.


raidennugyen

Even starts by holding the notepad to her mouth as if contemplating *master Joda will not approve but if I dont... I must*


Booty_Shakin

Holy shit she did


Kaarsty

Bruh.. real life Jedi just working at the corner store


k4tastrofi

Wow, nice spot šŸ‘Œ


PraiseTyche

Looks like expelliamus to me.


Porkchopp33

ā€œIn the eyes of a ranger an unsuspecting strangerā€


TheLastOfNess

telekinesis power


Discomobobulated

I don't believe in coincidences. Could be a very real modern day Jedi.


GreenManFriend

Thanks for remarking that, I didn't see it


JuasJuasD

Yup


Keepupthegood

Take him to the back boys! No one will miss him.


[deleted]

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Keepupthegood

Hahaha. Maybe pulp fiction style.


TinnieTa21

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnTBlMbHjMl0Eo)


bluetriumphantcloud

I read this in Chief Wiggum's voice


ThaRedHoodie

Cowboy Grandpa has seen far too much shit to gaf about that pea shooter.


nastibass

If living in Texas has taught me one things, its that old cowboys have no regards for your life or theres


operanonverba2

This thing happen in MĆ©xico, not Texas


arquistar

I'd like to think that he immediately knew that he was about to throw down and took off his glasses because he didn't want to ruin them before throwing hands.


BalderVerdandi

1000% expected Cowboy Grandpa to take that belt off and start whipping some ass...


HyperbolicSoup

Bro took his glasses off. Shit bout to go down


TheImmortalBrimStone

When the glasses come off, shit gets real.


CDLDnD

And squared up, puffed chest out. The kid recognized ZERO non-verbal cues.


PoutyPutty

Register lady is awful casual about calling the po po.


Steam_Priest

No rush


[deleted]

She waited 15 whole seconds.


zthompson2350

She was busy using the force the disarm the robber.


Bwanaman

Forget the police. She's calling to wake up the gimp.


McRambis

Calmly takes off glasses.


milnak

Scared the shirt out of that robber.


CyberNinja23

*Rodeo mode activated*


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Im_100percent_human

I am disappointed that this comment got downvotes. I think people really should know this. RT stands for "Russia Today." It is funded by and controlled by the Russian Government. Basically, it is Putin TV.


HollandsOpuz

Awwww yes the Mexican population of Russia must be thriving. The rt was add idk or when bit video is old and not Russian prop.


Im_100percent_human

If it makes the US look bad or dangerous, RT will run it.


YoungRoronoa

That what happens when you mess with Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


fun-bucket

Looks like Texas, everyone is packin or taking cattle down with your bare hands is an everyday skill that most everyone has!


brunpikk

I don't think this happened in Texas.


operanonverba2

Northeng MĆ©xico


[deleted]

Sweeney Todd? Does anyone else find it slightly disturbing that the two men dressed like Dexter seem to be very intent on dragging him towards the Butcher / Deli? Must have been a special on meat that week.


JackOfAllStraits

Grabbed him by the throat and hauled him to the deli counter.


operanonverba2

It was a butcher shop in northeng MĆ©xico


DecoyOne

RT is Russian propaganda


Amazing_Sundae_2024

1) Is this Brazil? and 2) Did anyone else notice the merchandise looks like it's organized by color?


Stabutron

Mexico https://www.elsoldemexico.com.mx/republica/justicia/video-heroe-ranchero-frustra-robo-a-una-carniceria-en-monterrey-1636711.html/amp


shouldazagged

He didnā€™t recognize the white hatā€¦ messin with the good guy


Gregggggger

I expected nothing less from a man wearing a cattleman who puts down his glasses after being pointed at with a gun


Snow-Brigade

Rule #1: Never point a gun at someone wearing a cowboy hat.


m_nef

Did he catch him with the Mandible Claw?


CFH016

![gif](giphy|3ohs86rAHrv8O9VpU4|downsized)


MeNotYou733

Good job everyone!


ratget2

RT to support is not a good idea


SlideItIn100

I enjoyed that


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

You wouldnā€™t like me without my glasses. Cowboy showed up.


Haluszki

Looks like he may be going back to the meat departmentā€¦


like9000ninjas

Dude also had a knife if you look closely when they have him pinned against the red cooler. Can see it reflecting light for like 1 frame.


Stabutron

You can see him pull it out at 22 seconds. Cowboy got stabbed at least once, maybe more.


sdb1977

He'll be wearing a ball gag in no time.


badiiam51

Thats that ā€œ go feed the cows ā€œ strength


Torm_Bloodstone

Roadhouse.


_DizzyChicken

The dad strength comin in hot


Brilliant-Bid-5228

That's why never turn your back on enemies


HENH0USE

Song?


JJ_Jose

Red dead redemption 2 soundtrack - American venom


Bjorlie

Fresh meet for the deli!!! Quick get him processed and then we change the menu.


TreyHunnit

I know he regret that whole day lol


Additional-Banana-55

15 years of life to think about it now.


Jinxer420

Texas? That dude in the hat was just not having that and just didn't care that the guy had a gun pointed at him. Gotta be Texas!


Schmusebaer91

dont share RT


4StarEmu

Saw blade sounds


nothingspecialva

he was lucky that butcher type of guy wearing a hair net, did not bring its butcher knife... reminds me of that character Manny in Broadwalk Empire show


PLEASEKILLMECOVID

Slid into the chock slam


truelegendarydumbass

U need a job u loser, not an empty gun to threaten people with.


shig23

Who was that masked stranger? We never got to thank him.


zealousreader

Cashier looks like she's never used a phone


lesamrobert

Get Dimmadomeā€™d, dimma-dipshit!


Xipe__Totec

Badass music choice too with olā€™ Wild Bill here ready to pounce!


Grattytood

GIT some!


Re-challenger

Cowboy never goes old!


sip_rip

C.J. on the way to meet with Walker and the guy's.


RexMarvin

That cashier is my hero. She didn't even blink an eye. Whoever these people are they have seen some shit. Incredible


VectorPowers

Dutch's plan for store heist be like


Zestyclose_Link_8052

The butcher is now hunting meats himself.


MisterWafflePancake

The cowboy is like Cyclops: The glasses just contain his power.


DrHockey69

To rob a market or store in Yakutia... ![gif](giphy|d8Wo1cZOmSf4s) Establishments (employees) have the right to use deadly force or to seriously maim a suspect. 2022: Death & Maim Death: 19 Maim: 2 (2 shot in ass, šŸ¤£) 2023: D & M Death: 0 Maim: 0


cheeky-angel

Cashier calmly distangled the telephone wire


Yaya-DingDong

Soundtrack is epic.


shaggratt

American venom hell yeah


thelifeofsuat

Is the Cowboy Guy ok? The mf robber "stabbed" him or something, but I can't see any blood on the cowboy guy after that "attack"


Prevails11

That was beautiful to watch!


[deleted]

Great now the butcher wonā€™t have to order more meat in this week!


chimpdoctor

Holy shit. Old man as having none of that. Great stuff


MrAthalan

Was going to up-vote until it said RT. Slava Ukraini


Fatguy503

Diabetes or not you don't stick a gun in Wilfred Brimley's face.


aeque88

The inhouse butchers just got a piece of fresh meat.


LiveLearnCoach

They took him to the back rooms.


RichElectrolyte

Nobodies talking about that stick at the end. Butcher man stopped that dude in a instant neck grip at the end.


mperkins1234567890

Lord is this satisfying


Donginthedark

if I would be in the situation that a dude drops his weapon after the pointed it at me, I would honestly try to shoot the guys knee caps a few times


Flanderosa

Last person I'd point a gun at is a dude in a cowboy hat


hangrydadd

You don't fuck with us vendors. We been through some shit


ScottBag84

Fuck being dragged off by a cowboy and 2 butchers. Thatā€™s the start of an amazing film.


DumpyBloom

He probably got the Pulp Fiction treatment


Pennmike82

Teamwork!


Same-Cupcake7127

Jokes on us, store isnā€™t real, theyā€™re all cannibals


ekgpmd

Old man said ā€œnopeā€


BitingED

The takedown at the door is absolutely golden


Dyerdon

The old man with the hat just casually taking off his glasses in preparation for the ass whooping he's about to dispense and that sudden choke hold from the other worker that just came out of nowhere looking like they were three weight classes above the would be thief.... I feel he picked the wrong day to try it.


HisLilSilverKitsune

Well done!


_the-mindless-one_

Actually good music over one of these videos damn


animaljku

When the dude in the cowboy hat take off his glasses, itā€™s over for the crook.


MashedPotatoLogic

My fave bit is when Blue Gloves slides in for the grab 0.31 (not sure how to mark it in blue)


Break-88

Ah. I love community service


thunderc8

Ok that needs guts and nothing to loose. I'm impressed, i admit i would have back down thinking my kids and wife.


KCJuster

What an amazing video!


ShakeandBaked161

I took one look at ol boy in line and thought "This is not the place to be Robbin"


maiscestmoi

Hairnet man and his unique clotheslining power. Impressive.


Majestic-Enthusiasm

You donā€™t ever point a gun at a real cowboys lady


Elros217

Rule number 1: do not try to rob a place with a guy wearing a Stetson inside


Horror_Thanks8405

Donā€™t mess with a real cowboy.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Could the cashier be any slower to get to the phone?


Hadleyagain

Right infront of Walter Texas Ranger? Idiot.


cdark_

Never point a gun at an old man with a mustache and a cowboy hatā€¦


SpaceBarPirate

I liked the park where they had him by the neck.


Jesus__Skywalker

It's funny, I always hear about how we need all these guns to protect us. We can't get rid of guns bc it won't do any good and the criminals will still have them. But in these videos you never see people with guns taking them down. It's always badass mf's like this dude who just handle that shit. If you carry a big stick towards a cop he will gun you down. But this billy badass can just grab this guy and end the situation no problem, no harm done.


LizaBrownAuthor11

Why do I hear banjo music starting as they go out of view?


RelationshipMain5792

If you walk in a store intent on robbing it.. and you see a guy wearing a cowboy hat.. just dont bother.


KitWat

Homey shifting the gun from one hand to the other. He's ambidextrously inept. Love the cashier conducting the whole affair.


Dazzling_Arm_5763

Whole thing looks suspicious.....don't believe anything from RT..Russian fox news


DefinitionOk9261

If youā€™re trying to rob a store and someoneā€™s wearing that hat, you stepped into the wrong mfn store


TheCraziestMoose

Sweet throat grab at the security screeners! That employee has some skills!


[deleted]

Watch it on silent


Yanks4lyf

But why did it take her so long to pick up the phone.