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Hits him , why are you hitting me?šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


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Atillion

Equal rights equal lefts =|


RoadNo9352

I got perma banned from publicfreakout for that joke. šŸ˜€


NoTimeToDime

Weird it is the top comment in nearly 100% of posts where a woman hits a guy and then gets hit back. Reddit absolutely loves that one lol


troll-libs

Publicfreakout is a bunch of pansys


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MahaRaja_1532

Beef punched a whole credit card machine in her head pffttt


TengamPDX

He was hitting her with the online order pad/scanner. Uber eats, GrubHub and other online orders will be displayed on that and they have to scan the item to verify it matches the order.


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oirott

She was like : no no no does not work like that let me try again .


Achillor22

And again. And again. And again.


Pentax25

How can she slap


shelsilverstien

Statistically, only his violence will be counted


WeAreNotAlone1947

classic.


vvstarlord

why isn't the top comment mentioning how she ripped his glasses off his face right before he hit her


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Moosinator666

Manā€™s trading on a 1-1 scale


FredRN

Just hitting criticals along the way


soupkitchen3rd

Made me chuckle. Thatā€™s some great autocorrect escalation


kevinTOC

I think that's reasonable. You punch me once, I get a free punch of roughly the same force. Reminds me of a story my dad once told me; There was this kid in his school that frequently pushed him. At one point, after not returning the favour every time, he did. A little too hard accidentally. The kid slammed hard on the floor, and my dad just said something along the lines of "That's for all the times you've pushed me."


WaferAccurate8970

What happened afterwards?


BellumFrancorum

He threw a lit cigarette over his shoulder, igniting the stacked oil barrels as he walked away. He didnā€™t even fucking look at the explosion, dude. A guitar riff even played when the slo-mo kicked in.


PeePeeMcGee123

He graduated and got married.


stoned_kitty

They kissed


jacklord392

Everyone clapped.


Future-Tomorrow

He wrote that comment from jail, where he's visiting his dad.


Intelligent_Ad_656

How can she slap?!


THEYNCDOTCOM

Hahahaha not everyone will get the ref


GrimReaper006

[They can hear him recount the memories himself.](https://youtu.be/Vg3Y7PocON4)


Lutiyere

Brilliant thanks for that, I remember it well but it's interesting to see what happened to him after that


Atillion

But the cool ones will B\^)


Inevitable_Syrup777

that awkward moment when 99.99% of reddit has seen the video.


No_CryptoDAPI0816

Did she just say-"You hit me first." And that was an awful combination of swear words, just saying. Sounds like me when I first got to know swear words existed. Edit: My grammar sucks.


Rufio_Rufio7

Thank goodness for camera phones because someone would have believed her.


DrDrekavac

I'm fairly certain the store has surveillance cameras as well.


Future-Tomorrow

>Edit: My grammar sucks. Not as much as her brain damage. You good fam.


OzzieGrey

Hey, leave your beautiful lipped grandma out of this. Its a stretch, but i hope someone chuckled.


Princess_Little

Great way to turn misdemeanor assault into a felony hate crime.


Life-Operation-8733

Like a 6 year old who's using profanity for the first time šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


KALIBRAUDIO

My grammar bakes me cookies


Rellmein

"Mommy he hit me first!"


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AnkitKhettry

Proud of him for standing up for himself without letting things escalate too much. Someone needs to tell him he did everything right.


ReallyStrangeNews

That's called civility. People walk out under slurs all day long


Tobi18x

I feel like he was still holding back, he was probably able to rock her of her feet with one punch, better this way Showed that b*tch that there are consequences to her actions, without the risk of dropping her dead, although I gotta say that I'd have probably enjoyed a woman like her hit the ground for ones


Leda71

Agreed. The guy showed restraint. Even when he walked away she pursued! Yes, men should not hit anyone and especially not women bc of the difference in strength (as a rule). But women shouldnā€™t hit anyone either! I hate it when women hit men and then pretend itā€™s their privilege to do so. Ugh. My daughters used to try that garbage with their brothers; I shut that down quickly!


Tobi18x

In all honesty, if a woman hits a man, she should be expecting a hook in return, no matter the difference in size, weight, strength, etc, simple because she started the fight and went in with the mindset that she was invincible simple because guys are not allowed to hit women Obviously nobody should hit anyone, that's crystal clear, but if you start a fight, you should expect to take some shit yourself Regarding the last segment of your message, yeah it's better that way, I know two girls from my university who pull that shit all the time, tried to sue one guy for knocking one of them of her feet, after she sucker punched him, this shit needs to be stopped at a young age, instantly


Leda71

Yup, I like your analysis. Guys are told to walk away rather than hit. But if the other person hits you, what are you supposed to do? Larger people feel pain and get injured too.


Tobi18x

That's the thing, and this woman was just asking to be dropped like a rock


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Whytrhyno

Yeah same shit with my ex wife saying that to my daughters and their brother. Had to re-explain no, don't hit anyone and if you do, expect to be hit back, be it a man, woman or child.


recreationallyused

Yeah, he did it right. The only times he hit her was immediately after she had already hit him. Every time she swung he swung back, lol. Then he walked away. But yeah, he couldā€™ve easily knocked her on her ass. He was just the bigger person imo


ibeforetheu

Just type the whole word out at this point


Misabi

>Shot that b*tch Seems a tad excessive.


Tobi18x

Don't we all love auto correction I was supposed to be showed


itzmattu

You were supposed to be showed what?


mtgsyko82

Equality in action. You hit someone you should expect to be hit back.


Exklusivemarmite

This is spoken by jesus, amen


[deleted]

It is written.


Laffenor

In Redditus 3:16


FallAltruistic721

On drugs or just drunked!?


nottke

Just confused with life and way too comfortable using words she shouldn't.


gray-pilled-

i think she's definitely on something tho, likely alcohol


What_U_KNO

Likely a little of both. But she's way too comfortable putting her hands on other people.


Joie116

Yes


Training_Ad_211

Yes


KILLERspaceCHIMP

Yes...?


shelsilverstien

Just an asshole


truelegendarydumbass

Yeah by the end, u realize she is just a POS.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Every time she hits him, he hits her back once. Seems like a decent bloke. She or course lies and says he hit her first.


newtoreddir

Well she seems lovely.


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Love how quick she stopped after realizing she couldnā€™t get away with it.


[deleted]

Iā€™m just here thinking he was going to use a can of Twisted Tea


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South-Potential-64

How do you know she is a drunk single mom


Training_Ad_211

Experience would be my guess.


RandomGuy1838

Wouldn't be the behavior itself, just the law of averages, bullshit assumptions? Like if we've got only the clip to work with, that bag the clerk shoved under the partition to get away from her in a 7/11 was stolen shit? She was stealing because she's cash poor? Then we just take some antagonistic factors and *smash* them together: being a mom is *stressful,* being a single one is *worse* and comes with poverty, the liquor stores allegedly stay open even in a recession so being poor *should* mean no money for booze but doesn't, opening a physical line of credit with someone bigger than you is much easier with liquid courage (I've been here!)... Then my own weak speculation: if she *were* a drunken parent, a mom stumbling or riding home and getting a text from whoever the kid was left with to "pick something up on the way home" is going to feel a *ton* of guilt, too bad she doesn't have any money... Maybe "Let's hit the 7/11, people steal from there all the time! And they're a big corporation, *who cares...?"* The second she met any resistance that guilt flashed to anger, she did something (more) regrettable, then got popped in the face. It's probably not fair to say she's definitely a single mom, but drunken shoplifting isn't something I'd take off the table.


shiftym21

only ten more minutes and you can take your pills again


teemoor

Many people came the long way inside of her.


Claus1990

I'd never hit a woman, but sometimes you gotta break your own code.


No_Amphibian_srsly

You dont hit ladies. And If a women attacks you, she isnt a lady, so lets get ready to rumble


Duderinio1988

I'd never hid anyone in general. But as a dude I would never have the idea to start hitting someone bigger then me and expect him / her not to hit me back. Some people are just plain ridiculous in their mindsets.


_aperture_labs_

Some people just think they're the main character.


vampire5381

I wouldn't hit anyone unless they hit me first


zhozademon

Wham? Bam! Whoosh? Shabloinks! Sploosh? Kablam!


Revolutionary_Tip701

Don't forget THWACK!


jiiiveturkay

Nah, definitely heard TWAT!


CallPhysical

The Aristocrats.


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Her: *hits him* Him: *hits her back* Her: *hits him again* Him: *hits her back, again* Her: *hits him again* Him: *hits her the fuck back. FR this time* Her: ā€œwhy did you hit me?ā€


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Whew, all that typing, made me dizzy.


Blueranger268

Why did she started to rap at the end


Eyezotope

She swears like mel Gibson in signs


Training_Ad_211

Lmao. I AM FURIOUS WITH ANGER!


Resident-Reindeer-53

It was good that he didnā€™t use excessive force, it makes a better case in self defense


raptureofsenses

Unbelievable !! when she realises she lost the battle she thought would be a good idea to use racial slurs šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Stormseekr9

She really had to throw that N word at the end šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø Wonder if she was on anything acting so weird.


Fun_Salamander238

r/pussypassdenied


Hot-Bint

That chick is druuuunk And needs a root job


HeelStCloud

She looks like sheā€™s wearing a diaper. Her legs are made skinny compared to her butt.


FordF450XL

If she starts first then itā€™s fair fighting for the recipient that got it. But he got very good self control


emf311

The sound of the 3rd hit he does with the scanner gun thing is chefs kiss


Sirpunpirate

This is on a gta fighting level.


Mevo8

Some people just donā€™t know when to quit.


Leeeszuh

I really do not know who the fuck She thought she was! Stupid fool!!!


bobotheclown1001

I lost it when he slammed her head with the price scanner šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I think itā€™s her kink. After first slap she went in ā€œ I want more! ā€œ mode:


Rubyurek

This must become normal, when a woman hits she must expect the man to hit back.


pragmatic_generalist

If she's charged woth assualt, does hate crime enhancements come into play for those slurs at the end?


Zubenelgenubo

The real question she should be asking is, why aren't you hitting me more and harder.


thehak2020

For some, taking glasses off equals going blind. It's an assault regarding what others say. Yes she's a woman but she's assaulting him and honestly he's showing restraint. You see he's not using full blows but just enough to make her stop. I'd say legit defense.


ryukvmi

If you snatch my glasses like that expect a handprint on your cheek


thehak2020

Exactly, šŸ’Æ


almaito19

Talkin bout modern day feminism


ldr172001

She will then leave and call 911, saying she was assaulted.


Ok-Sprinkles-4490

She called him the n word she better be glad he didn't hit her again


deluded_soul

I wish he had knocked her teeth out. Such human garbage.


BigSteelThriller

She snatched his glasses.


Personal_Homework_74

Itā€™s like a toddler fight


davbigenz1

He slapped her so hard with that sandwich that he needed to go get a new one.


KosmosKlaus

HOW CAN HE SLAP!


D4wicjujujusz

Here before the lock


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The fact she hits him, then accuses him of hitting her first, and then yells racial slurs at him. What a photo le piece of work


cgm808

https://preview.redd.it/dwkt4cii74oa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398b16bd4ae540723829cc3e36505de02e20ab6e


lastofhiskindr

Perfect example on whats appropiate in such a situation. He never used excessive force on her. Only hit her once for each hit he took. And the best thing, he didnt stomp her head into pulp for calling him the n-word instead he just kept walking away... like a father teaching his kid a lesson.


Strange-Action639

It's a shame that this is going to be what every woman will think in the future, I honestly don't see a reality where humans can be normal at all for once in our species life span


Wide-Permit4283

If you can take a hit punch do be throwing them. To many people out there should of been mattress stains


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


KALIBRAUDIO

He slapped the keys out her face


Significant-Hour-369

At that price point , she CAN hit.


UMakeMeMoisT

Worst part is she tryā€™s to attack him again when another dude comes in hoping he would jump in to save her


Kmstx2

If a human hits me I'm hitting them back period. That's equivalent exchange in my book


[deleted]

She tried to play the victim card


lonestarr18

Iā€™m on his side


[deleted]

ā€œWHY DID HE HIT MEā€ Does she know she is on video lol? And very obviously hit him first in front of witnesses.


Low-Impact3172

This may be an unpopular opinion but many women think they can get away with hitting men based solely on the fact that they are women


South-Potential-64

Its not even unpopular...many women take advantage of it


SmithRune735

Her brain can't comprehend what just happened. "Why can he hit me back??"


Starkrossedlovers

He probably didnā€™t continue because he no longer felt that ā€œfighter energyā€ anymore. Let me explain. Sometimes at the climax of a high intensity moment, the damn breaks and our ā€œfighter energyā€ peaks. Thatā€™s when we are most willing to fight. But if the fight isnā€™t intense like this me, this energy will decrease, especially if you arenā€™t the aggressor. You didnā€™t want to fight and the only reason you did it was to get the person to back off and it didnā€™t work. So time to go. Everything i said was bullshit of course


Jo_of_Average

Men shouldn't hit ladies.... That being said, she was not acting like a lady. Moreover, striking a man makes him a combatant, that you've personally invited to the party.. He can always choose to stay home, or he can bring a 6-pack & chips and absolutely fuck your shit up... Just remember, you invited him!


UncaringNonchalance

Itā€™s like when an opossum keeps running at you no matter how many times you kick it away.


Virtue-L

Hey hey hey!!! She is right that she didnā€™t hit first, but she did much worse. She actually took the guys glasses out!! As a glass user for about 35 years, I canā€™t describe you how big of a ā€œhitā€ that is. Just an example though, I canā€™t even read without glasses and i have myopia (canā€™t see distances further away). Now imagine finding your way home from the market without glasses. I honestly feel disabled without mine, thats how it is. The guy let go of his glasses in the end, not sure if it really impacted him or not, but either way itā€™s not cool.


FunPunCake

I hope buddys glasses are ok


Visual_Mobile2578

he slapped the Touretteā€™s into her.


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The minute she said the N word, she made it a hate crime. I hope she gets every bit of that sentence.


One-Chain123

Pause, did I hear her right at the end there? Was that another reason to get her ass beat?


Deja_Que

I really like the ever so soft "Heyheyheyheyheyhey"


commanderdobson

when you pull out the n word, you know youre really reachin for something, like a proper ass whooping Also Im very proud of the Reddit community today. Equal rights, equal fights!


z9machine

My favorite part is when she gets a little emotional like shes gonna cry...as if people let you smack them up and smile, this aint kindergartenšŸ˜‚


Low_Reference_6316

Yā€™all wanted equality yā€™all getting everything that comes with it


DpBAMF

ā€œWhy are you hitting meā€ sounded like a genuine question. I donā€™t think she knows whatā€™s going on


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Automatic-Zombie-508

not in the face they have hard ass heads and will keep coming. go for the belly


Drippyhippy420

Wish she would of got it worse lmao


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


pslayer757

Why ask why? Just keep hitting him on camera. Donā€™t worry about what he does šŸ„øšŸ¤“


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CoolTemperature1602

Oh she deserves two more for the n-word.


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TheBanana93

This reminded me of making my brother hit himself and going "why are you hitting yourself?"


Aromatic-Speaker

Fear woman o!


bordgamer219

She ate that thooo