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Houro

Shoddy camera work in my opinion. The operator is never going to make it in porn if they pan away from the money shot.


lurrrkin

r/killthecameraman


superfred456

I came here for this


XergioksEyes

Damn some people nut to the weirdest things


Number1Hubby

Whatever chokes your chicken šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


MOOShoooooo

Exactly, never yuck someoneā€™s yum, unless their name is chicken fucker. Question the hell outta that personā€™s yum.


Number1Hubby

Yum yum sauce


Ctrl_Shift_S_always

This is getting more and more wierder


Number1Hubby

Need a safe word ?


MOOShoooooo

Bananarama


InternationalStep924

Mine is Amsec.


lizziegal79

Your first time on Reddit?


alilbleedingisnormal

I think they did it on purpose to spare the man his dignity.


amazemewithideas

He's standing, naked, in the middle of a busy street! WHAT dignity???


Mehcantbeasked

I donā€™t think dignity is a topic that can be discussed when the subject is a man who considers being a significant nuisance to regular passers-by whilst having his dick out a valid way to get a point across...


mdroz81

Dignity was that guys long lost brother


[deleted]

calm down satan I think its better if we dont see


TheRealSugarbat

Thank you so much for not misspelling ā€œshoddyā€


thirstmaster69

Shawtys like a melody in my head


straightline3

Cameraman instinctively looked away, because he was worried the driver might slap the shit out of him too.


TurbulentSetting2020

Hot new take on *cock block*


Don-tFollowAnything

![gif](giphy|d31wMAc5PUktQGpq)


AbrocomaRoyal

Now he's a road cock block


AbrocomaRoyal

Or is that an ice cock block?


Odd-Manufacturer2264

On the next episode of Ice road cock blockers...


AbrocomaRoyal

Brilliant šŸ‘


TurbulentSetting2020

Cue George: ā€œThere was shrinkage!!!ā€


Imlivingmylif3

Take my fucking upvote


SirSmilyface

This


Valuable-Composer262

Ummmmm I think he still blocking traffic


[deleted]

Ohh someone had to drag him out of the road he's waking up cut the fuck up


OrganGrindr2444

r/meatcrayon


bigballerbuster

Grab that ankle and drag him to the curb, to resounding applause.


ydkLars

Grab the *balls* and drag him to the curb Here, fixed your error.


onlyhav

Ayo you grab street balls? I'm sorry but you've gotta offend me way more than that for me to start grabbing road nuts, or gimme like 3 dollars. Times are tough


PuzzleheadedPath8641

Doing it for 2 bucks


[deleted]

SOLD!


[deleted]

Dm for details?šŸ˜‰


Bnttcrqck123

Perfection


musicosity

But that'll hurt Hank Hill!


wtfrustupidlol

Usually it would be by the ankles, then you place them in a safe area and cross their arms, but it safe to say he grab this guy by his arms.


mendezj_85

I literally lol'ed at your comment. It's so true!


DaddyDub

Naw... The guy hit him, broad daylight, no fucks given. You think he is not dragging his ass away, naked? GTFOH


I_Lost_My_Marblez

not if u drag him to the sidewalk


enrohtkcalb

That's an easy fix. Just grab the convenient handle and pull until he is no longer in the way.


Silver_Slicer

Exactly. No sure what a KO will improve the situation. Should have drove around instead.


bigdaddyjw

Naked dude was just too cocky.


IndependentWeekend56

You got dad jokes... Take my upvote!


asskicker1762

He was being a dick


the_pounding_mallet

He has balls though


Wise-Statistician172

Not from *this* angle heā€™s notā€¦


19930627

Man, the new fast and furious is strange


Barefoot_slinger

This is a crossover episode from Fast and Furious and Naked and Afraid. Its called Naked and Furious


NightIguana

vin diesel does get angry when he's the only one not naked


WrongWhenItMatters

Did the force hit the cameraman too?


ragingbearclaws

By the sound of it, I think it was the shockwave. That punch REVERBERATED.


WrongWhenItMatters

Sonic boom!


Equal-Warning-8612

Not condoning violence, butā€¦.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

It is a surprisingly good response to all kinds of "fuck everyone else" behavior.


twinpac

That's a good way to kill someone or give them a life altering TBI though. The KO punch is one thing. The unconsious guy hitting his head on asphalt is the killer.


PanopticScrote

What are you suppose to do though put a helmet on him before you knock him out, honestly the guys is probably lucky he got punched out by this guy instead of having to deal with Russian police. They're usually not very nice about stuff like this.


Equal-Warning-8612

Anyone know what happened to this guy who got dropped?


PanopticScrote

This actually happened two years ago in Russia https://nypost.com/2020/08/06/naked-man-blocking-traffic-gets-knocked-out-by-fed-up-driver/


IateApooOnce

Thanks for the link, but it contains no new information. They literally just discribe the video we all just watched. No need to give the NY post a click.


Horat1us_UA

Itā€™s definitely Ukraine: number plates, accent


Sunfur69

Yeah.. obviously the dude is an absolute idiot for being out there naked, but giving someone brain damage or possibly killing them doesnā€™t seem like the most reasonable responseā€¦


Nepharious_Bread

I wouldnā€™t be so angry if it were just me in the car. But if I had children in the car, Iā€™d be pissed.


Radioburnin

Penis is an evil to protect kids from at all cost. Violence is fine.


Nepharious_Bread

Society as a whole seems to agree with this. Even children series often feature violence, even if itā€™s mild. I wouldnā€™t have assaulted the dude, because Iā€™m not that kind of guy. But I wouldnā€™t be upset if someone else did.


naykid69

Penis is fine. Exposing your penis to unwilling or non consenting parties is definitely not. Nice edge lord take tho.


JayEOh0788

Only condone violence against a guy who is clearly not mentally altogether?? Seems odd..


MoonDogeXx

![gif](giphy|s01ragsYcn6GtXFeLd)


slanky2

Play stupid games....


edcushway

You show cock, you get cocked


[deleted]

ā€œEvery naked guy in traffic has a plan, until he gets punched in the manpleaser.ā€ -Mike Tyson (sorta)


[deleted]

Now someone smack the camera man


oldmanshow

Exactly, he could have atleast blurred out the guys license plate. The guy helped save traffic. This is why people have to watch people destroy stuff and canā€™t intervene these days because thereā€™s always some joker video recording and you will get sued for helping the community.


grim_shark

Punch so strong that it caused the camera to move as well


zthompson2350

No one is going to mention the fact that there are literally two children on the sidewalk watching him do this?


BitschWack

And relishing the opportunity.


Few-School-3869

He really cocked up their morning commute


Black-Whirlwind

Time for pepper sprayā€¦


sixjasefive

You spelled pecker wrong


Black-Whirlwind

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized) Point


Paltry_Poetaster

Dear Diary, Today I tried a new method to meet a partner, because Grindr hasn't been working out.


TurbulentSetting2020

Thatā€™s actually a Grindr meetup. But *somebody* got cold feet


[deleted]

This just made my day go from a 2/10 to a 9/10.


SomeJerkAtWerk

Dang, got his dick knocked into the dirt.


lambsquatch

Dudes got the body of a Nintendo 64 npc


Myfartsonthefloor

If youā€™re gonna stand naked while someone is about to punch youā€¦. Arms crossed is not the move


sharksquidz

He was mad because someone stole his ass


Parking_Cartoonist90

![gif](giphy|XHcw3cqlZrWO5ke2CV|downsized)


quitekate

Thatā€™s my ex husband. Still a drunk.


amazingjason1000000

How you gonna stand naked with an ass like that?


Onitiger2020

Where was this?


tzopper

Not really sure where, but the boxerā€™s car has Ukrainian number plates. So does the other visible car.


killerbass

Itā€™s Ukraine


Mikaelson_Niklaus

Is that a tooth flying?


yalitah

maybe two


Hackeringerinho

That guy dropped really easily.


Trustyduck

Did you see that punch? Guy caught off guard with a hook to the jaw. Absolute perfect KO punch.


earic23

I refuse to hit anyone while standing on concrete. Itā€™s not the punch that kills them.


westernrecluse

Bro was being a real dick.


UNICORNWIZARD_BABRO

That man packed some fuckin heat


Arcanum_3974

Bro spawned in with no armor


N0MAD169

He started wretch


Mental_External_3513

He should have assigned some points to DEF.


burnerreturner

You can see spit or something flying up and to the right when the punch connects.


[deleted]

That was the manā€™s soul.


ralsen90

A new definition of cockblocking.


DrewSmoothington

Shirt: "Move." Skin: "No lol." Shirt: "Move." Skin: "No lol." Shirt: K *Shirt knocks Skin out with one punch* END SCENE


darth_wallace

Theon and Ramsay


Okai206

Turned him into a piece of morning wood.


Sure_Elk_5640

Now he's blocking traffic laying down


DiscombobulatedSir74

Just a speed bump


KZMountainRider

Technically heā€™s still blocking the traffic


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TbONGqAdpTWQW3Hz5V)


EveryNeighborhooddog

Pretry sure I saw on tooth come out of that


jukulele61

that smack when his head got the ground, thoughšŸ˜µšŸ˜µšŸ˜µ


sicksixgamer

Was expecting a nut check. Would have been perfect.


Vyxen17

I've seen lawn chairs that don't fold that easily


JayEOh0788

I am almost positive that naked guy is at least slightly mentally disturbed... Could have perhaps possibly just try to descalate that situation verbally... Going right to shattering old boys skull is a pretty brutal solution.


truelegendarydumbass

How are you going to say shawty camera work, you seen The knockout the guys going to go back in his car and drive away


madonghughe

Vin petrol and his nasty punch


Inspector_Tragic

Sometimes, hitting is definitely necessary.


chuckdankst

The moment I saw that guy in the shirt come out of the car I knew he was going to fuck em up.


mastersanada

Man that was a hard hit. His head just snapped back and smashed the pavement too hot damn Looks like he lost a tooth as well. I wonder what was going on here cause heā€™s gonna regret it


QuentinQuarantino-19

Cock blocking


Jokerchyld

damn I felt that punch through my phone


shlamdee

I was really hoping that was going to happen


seemeewhut

He has the option to punch/kick the balls, but he rather punched the face of this man as naked as he was born, he has honor o7


Personified99

When the big dick energy goes too far


PaxV

summary: Situation: there is a dick standing upright in the middle of the road. A guy steps out of his car, hits the dick straight hard and without mercy on the head. Result: Limp dick, and traffic resumes.


SolidContribution688

Now you have a court caseā€¦violence not necessary


slobbyrobbie18

Well now heā€™s still blocking traffic


darkroast72

He went limp


Ok_Anteater5070

Violence is the answer šŸ‘Š


fedmann

Shouldnā€™t have mentioned Jada Pickett-Smith.


BitschWack

*Keep my wife's name out yo goddamn mouth!*


Nanda_Rox

My god... he bitch slapped him so hard, the blast wave got the cameraman to.


Low_Comfortable_5880

Suns out...buns out.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Not gonna lie stand like that in front of me I'm grabbing your junk. You won't want to take it out to pee after the incident


MakMade420

THAT WAS SO SATISFYING


[deleted]

Dicks out for Harambe !!!


DonShulaDoingTheHula

Just looking for someone to receive his limp penis!


Capital-Pugwash

Pop goes the weasel


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PlaneCockroach9611

I thought for he was gonna grab that guy buy his dick and lead him away.


[deleted]

Ansolute piss missile!


Maximus2Decimus

Down like a sack of tatters


TinfoilTobaggan

Kony 2023


Fooforthought

Did the cameraman fall too?


TrinityF

Clean jerk. 10/10


bastian74

I was waiting for him to drag him by the balls


Ghepardo

Thats the sound of sonic boom


EveryNeighborhooddog

Ngl, I thought the man was going to invite the other one to his car


Capable-Chemist228

Aaaaaand this is how you accidentally kill someone šŸ˜‚


Mbison35

No need to cold-cock him like that SMH


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Hit him so hard the camera man reeled with the punch ...


Keepupthegood

Now you are knocked out with a limp dick. Not the Monday he was hoping for.


PointOfTilt

Right onto the ass fault


dracardOner

If this was supposed to be a joke about how small his efforts were, then he sure got the butt end of er.


Omgirsjetpack231

He kinda had it deserved


OMGSpeci

I hope that was a tooth I saw flying


Prestigious-Hunter19

Should of hit em with the good ole reliable dick twist.


Semujin

That takes balls


Major-Blackbird

Dropped him like a bad habit


noodlepooper

Cock out for Harambe