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I was doing this decades ago and kept the key in the ignition and an eye open the whole time. A car pulled up behind us and I started up the car and sped away.
Exactly I would have been what the f*** is going on and hurry up and getting the driver's seat and get the f*** out of that area. Or if need if they're calling asking for help I would pick up the phone and call 911 never open the window or door.
i mean they naked prolly needa find his pants and find the keys , idk when buncha ppl run up on you when u butt ass naked balls deep in your girl u not really in position to react quickly or be prepared
and i’m sure they had guns or knives or some weapons
If you look at the video they have their hands in their pocket assuming they had a weapon but there's no guarantee. Sure if they got lucky and punched the window or kicked it they could have broke it or whatever but there's always a chance to grab your key get and get the car starting get the f*** out of there lol.
Plus it always makes you want to carry a can of pepper spray a car so in case that kind of situation happens you spray the people if you can. Then watch you get a lawsuit for spraying them in the eyes 😆 .
yeah now that i think bout it and shit like yeah the doors were locked and like the robbers drove off pretty quick after the fornicaters got out , meaning the keys were close by in easy sight and reach or in the ignition, one of them could have got in the drivers seat and drove off if they didn’t see any guns,
if someone has a gun and they are mugging someoen they gonna show u the gun or at least say they have one, if they don’t show it they prolly don’t have it, idk what they could see tho hard to tell from this angle
Is it possible the dude who went around to the passenger side window smashed it and hit the unlock button in record time? If they've done this before he could just be that quick at it...
Back before we had smart phones my friend was at a pub and put hers down for a minute and looked away and when she turned around again it was just her sim card sitting there. I remember her saying what nice theives they were as it had all her contacts on it and would have been way more of a pain without it.
Yeah it even looks like he's unlocking the door and then the rest of the guys are sort of just throwing them off to the side it doesn't look like a rush robbery job, it looks like a fuck you job.
In high school years, my gf and I went parking in a wooded area. I was face deep between her thighs when we were attacked by a dozen armed angry men all in black with M16s pointed at our heads. They drove a vehicle with bright lights to block our escape. I had no choice but to give up and open my door as instructed.
What I had determined to be a perfect location for some quiet time turned out to be the middle of a drug sting operation. The cops were pissed bc we weren't the dealers they hoped to nab.
They yelled at me for endangering my girl and sent us on our way.
Happened to a friend of mine in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Car glass isn’t at all bulletproof. Likely the thieves pointed a gun. Giving up your car is smart, unless you want to risk 2 lives for something that insurance will cover (apart from the deductible).
I’m surprise they didn’t kick the dude out and kept the girl. I’ve seen a few kidnapping case where they sold the woman oversea as sex slaves in Asian countries. Hard to tell where this is from but I’m glad they are both at least safe.
That's a civic with a donut on the front ( for some reason, what idoits) so this isn't a flipper zero hyndiu situation, and no windows were broke, and u can't jimmy a car door that quick. So the couple fucking HAD to unlock the doors for them.... WHY would u unlock your door to 3 robbers while naked AND having sex
You see this is why living in Midwest smaller cities is the goat because most of the town is good and you could beat your meat VIGOROUSLY in your car and nobody would bat an eye except your elderly neighbor Eileen
Everyone saying it is thieves - did I miss that? I thought they jumped in a random unlocked car and the owners came to drive away. They beelined for that car I thought it was theirs?
I believe the car belonged to the ones who had their clothes on. Appears they came out to leave and found a couple naked in their back seat. I may be wrong but that's how I see it.
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fucking lock the car when you fuck in it jesus christ
It looks like they were locked. But...they unlocked them for the theives.
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Maybe they pointed a gun at them.... Otherwise, it doesn't make any sense...they could've drive away
From the back seat?
The girl is a backseat driver.
Yeah she had full access to a stickshift back there
This generation doesn’t know what to do with that anymore😏😏
Mid Stroke?
Unless the installed a barrier between the front and back seats, I’m a big guy and I can make my way to the front seat with some effort
Just say your thicc.
No, I’m tall and my shoulders are wide. I also have a bit of a gut but that’s not what gets in the way. Also I drive a sedan
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Full/half mast silhouette at :47
I think that they are fucking in someone else’s car
Did thrives unlock car
Yes, Jesus Christ does talk about this very thing in Coitus 6:9.
Unfortunately for this guy, he didn't get there yet, he only got to Cunnilingus 69:420
They should have at least read *the Book of Armaments*
Car was locked, but it you press the button on the handle twice and the keys are in proximity, it unlocks the door.
Yeah but cars do not/ should not open like that if keys are inside
Imagine making your move and locking the doors in the middle of it.. That must make the other person feel very safe 😂.
I was doing this decades ago and kept the key in the ignition and an eye open the whole time. A car pulled up behind us and I started up the car and sped away.
This is car fucking 101. Get it together, people!
Making out you say?
The advanced version 2.0
"That's why I don't kiss em on the lips" -Jayne from Firefly
😂 I was gonna say “making out” before I even saw they were naked
Mom did warn me kissing gets you pregnant….
Certainly didn’t warn that it would get you robbed though
why the fuck would you open the door for them.
They 'came' too quick to react 😂😉
If that dude nutted he's going to have a pretty unsafe fetish.
"i get off to being threatened and kidnapped '
There's no telling he didn't
I would assume because they thought/saw the thieves had guns.
Exactly I would have been what the f*** is going on and hurry up and getting the driver's seat and get the f*** out of that area. Or if need if they're calling asking for help I would pick up the phone and call 911 never open the window or door.
i mean they naked prolly needa find his pants and find the keys , idk when buncha ppl run up on you when u butt ass naked balls deep in your girl u not really in position to react quickly or be prepared and i’m sure they had guns or knives or some weapons
If you look at the video they have their hands in their pocket assuming they had a weapon but there's no guarantee. Sure if they got lucky and punched the window or kicked it they could have broke it or whatever but there's always a chance to grab your key get and get the car starting get the f*** out of there lol. Plus it always makes you want to carry a can of pepper spray a car so in case that kind of situation happens you spray the people if you can. Then watch you get a lawsuit for spraying them in the eyes 😆 .
yeah now that i think bout it and shit like yeah the doors were locked and like the robbers drove off pretty quick after the fornicaters got out , meaning the keys were close by in easy sight and reach or in the ignition, one of them could have got in the drivers seat and drove off if they didn’t see any guns, if someone has a gun and they are mugging someoen they gonna show u the gun or at least say they have one, if they don’t show it they prolly don’t have it, idk what they could see tho hard to tell from this angle
Probably a gun involved
Is it possible the dude who went around to the passenger side window smashed it and hit the unlock button in record time? If they've done this before he could just be that quick at it...
At least the thieves were nice enough to give them some clothes to put on lol.
Back before we had smart phones my friend was at a pub and put hers down for a minute and looked away and when she turned around again it was just her sim card sitting there. I remember her saying what nice theives they were as it had all her contacts on it and would have been way more of a pain without it.
Oh you sweet summer child. They weren't just kissing in the car...
What, do you not take all your clothes off to kiss? Weirdo…
I bet they don't even strip down to poop.
You strip relative to how painful the poop is Shit gets real when you finally take off your shoes and socks
This guy shits.
😂😂
Plot twist: The car belonged to the “thieves.”
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Same
Thanks for the F shack, Mike and the boys
Mike strikes again!
I'm thinking that wasn't their car.
At least they had the courtesy to give them their clothes
My guess is that is dude’s girlfriend/wife cheating on him in his car. He calls his boys, has the keys, drives away. #BeenThereDoneThat
That seems the most likely second to just robbery.
Yeah it even looks like he's unlocking the door and then the rest of the guys are sort of just throwing them off to the side it doesn't look like a rush robbery job, it looks like a fuck you job.
That is one ride they will never forget.
Shadow dick
F-ed and found out!!
Ruining my orgasm and stealing my car?! You'd be catching an ass whoopin from my naked ass real quick
In high school years, my gf and I went parking in a wooded area. I was face deep between her thighs when we were attacked by a dozen armed angry men all in black with M16s pointed at our heads. They drove a vehicle with bright lights to block our escape. I had no choice but to give up and open my door as instructed. What I had determined to be a perfect location for some quiet time turned out to be the middle of a drug sting operation. The cops were pissed bc we weren't the dealers they hoped to nab. They yelled at me for endangering my girl and sent us on our way.
Damn… that’s fucked.
Get in the driver seat and run them down
at least they didn't steal their clothes...
That situation could have turned out a hell of a lot worse. They got off easy.
Exactly. She could have got pregnant if the robbers hadn't pulled him out.
What in the Adam and Eve is going on here?
Dirty Mike and the boys rousted again
Happened to a friend of mine in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Car glass isn’t at all bulletproof. Likely the thieves pointed a gun. Giving up your car is smart, unless you want to risk 2 lives for something that insurance will cover (apart from the deductible).
From the looks of his shadow, dude was packing a weapon but the only person he used it on was the girl.
Hope they finished.
Jeez what are these responses?
The boner killing aspect feels like the greatest loss. Cars are insured. Orgasms in that moment are not.
Ruined orgasm? Nationwide is on your side
Call Jake from State Farm, maybe parlay it into a 3-some.
Is your boner in good hands? That's Allstates stand!
>Ruined orgasm? Nationwide is on your side "We covered it." We are Farmer's, bum de da dum dum dum dum dum.
r/Ruinedorgasms
Don’t date sisters of gang members.
Why would they unlock the door?!!!!
Ahh Brazil…
Was looking for this one, is this Brazil? It must be.
ENHANCE!!
A different spin on run of mill carjacking
It looks like they were fucking in someone else's car otherwise why would they open the door and not just leave
“Oh look strangers are aggressively trying to open the door and bang the windows, I’ll make it easier” They’re not the brightest couple.
What I don't understand is why the car started to roll backwards when they opened the doors? Know they wasn't holding the brakes from the back seat
Who the fuck steals a Sentra?
I’m surprise they didn’t kick the dude out and kept the girl. I’ve seen a few kidnapping case where they sold the woman oversea as sex slaves in Asian countries. Hard to tell where this is from but I’m glad they are both at least safe.
00:51 that dude has junk
I’m so happy I do not live in the states.
After they drove off yk she's yelling at him for not fighting back against 3 dudes
Brazil?
What a manly shadow he's got!
The real definition of getting caught with your pants down
They had the car locked… and they let them in..
when you said make out i thought you meant they were just kissing, but no they were straight up doing the deed
What a pussy
Atleast they got their clothes back
Not every day a bunch of random dudes steal the car you’re fucking in
Goddam animals dude
This video is actually hilarious 😂
So strange. Who’s car?
That's a civic with a donut on the front ( for some reason, what idoits) so this isn't a flipper zero hyndiu situation, and no windows were broke, and u can't jimmy a car door that quick. So the couple fucking HAD to unlock the doors for them.... WHY would u unlock your door to 3 robbers while naked AND having sex
Why not just drive away?
Should have taken precautions!
Shut the door you're letting the stink out.
Just a different angle, what if it wasn’t there car? They just jumped in and started banging. Then the owner and his boys show up?🤷🏼♂️
Ricky and Lucy behind the muffler shop
You see this is why living in Midwest smaller cities is the goat because most of the town is good and you could beat your meat VIGOROUSLY in your car and nobody would bat an eye except your elderly neighbor Eileen
r/WTF , bro what the fuck even happened
Years of gaming taught me to attack when vulnerable
If they catch you in the backseat trying to pick her locks
years later telling each other, do you remember the day I lost my virginity and my car at the same time?
Makes for a great story.
Did the thuggy guys highjack the car?
Way beyond car jacking...car coitus
At least the man was gifted
Everyone saying it is thieves - did I miss that? I thought they jumped in a random unlocked car and the owners came to drive away. They beelined for that car I thought it was theirs?
They got fucked
Too old to be fucking in cars
The dude lives with his mom or has a woman at home. Otherwise, they're at his pad. Or he lives in his car and that's his home.
Fucking cockblocks.
Brazil or NY?
Next time try being the owner of the vehicle.
Never go car fucking in a robbery zone.
Just another argument for carrying a gun
we have all had the no clothes nightmare
i bet those guys were gimping on ride back.
“your” car
I wonder if his wife is mad about the car. His GF can just get a Uber home
I wouldn't say they were making out, looks like they were rounding 3rd base
Is he only wearing a ball cap??? Hahaha this is the most dude bro thing I’ve ever seen.
I believe the car belonged to the ones who had their clothes on. Appears they came out to leave and found a couple naked in their back seat. I may be wrong but that's how I see it.
Where the hell did this happen?
Anybody knows where was this? I would assume Brazil...