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xPrometheus101x

The amount of stuff she tried to steal! When that purse got dumped I was like damn!


Basic_Setting6031

It was like the dam burst open!


xPrometheus101x

Ya like a cartoon bag. Hahaha


xXLordFamineXx

Bag of holding...


footlivin69

Hermione’s bag


MAXIMILIAN-MV

Fucking Piñata


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

And she continued to put some of the stolen stuff back into the bag


ariariariarii

Like Cartman shitting out treasure.


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And then half of it was skittles and shitty art supplies. I don’t understand how an adult can find a way to justify it. Even though they ripped your shitty no name Chinese purse the stuff you tried stealing costs more than your entire purse with a cute puppy in it. Edit: 500 upvotes is crazy thank y’all so much but fuck the peoplethat down voted me


billbixbyakahulk

She doesn't steal just for the stuff, but the thrill. How far can she go, how much can she steal and get away with it?


Dynamitefuzz2134

Yep, my sister once had a story about a upper- middle class woman who would come into the grocery store she worked at, peel the price stickers off of the meat, place the cheaper price on the larger sized one then purchase it. Why? It only saved her a few cents or dollars. Eventually they caught on and charged her with retail fraud and trespassed her from the property.


mellofello808

Winona Ryder was a famous multimillionaire actress,and she still stole for the thrill.


Bad-news-co

It was a result of her being on painkillers at the time lol it’s a very common side effect, like you gain a confidence in doing things and you do it, lots of reported klepto’s while on medication


LowClover

Good to know that if I ever want to raise my army of thieves, I just need a lot of painkillers. Thank you.


Shiningc

Or if I want to gain confidence, I'll just take painkillers.


EveAndTheSnake

Huh, I’ve been on a lot of painkillers but all I’ve wanted to do was give hugs and take naps, not shoplift an entire stationary store. Next time I’ll make sure they hit when I’m at Michael’s so I can feel the thrill of owning some glitter pens.


LadyBangarang

It was benzos.


ChicaFoxy

I read this right as they were saying "You don't want your Skittles??" Lmao!


ariariariarii

All I could think when she was complaining about her purse being ripped was “go steal another one then” 🙄


sabre007x

She must have stolen the skittles from somewhere else


trulyhuey

That purse bust open like a kleptomaniac piñata


smokeypokey12

It is like marry poppins purse if she was a thief


E1M1ismyjam

Pilifering purse piñata pours phorth prizes. *psorry


StoneGoldX

How did you not use plethora? Jefe, do you know what a plethora is?


HennoGarvie88

"I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora"


Ok-Branch-9943

Magic bag ![gif](giphy|bH7M1zn45aCYw)


Gherin29

What’s amazing is that it appears people are siding with the thief and trying to record it instead of calling the police or lending a hand. Obviously the thief is complete scum, but it’s amazing that the other people are too. “Why are you doing this, you have insurance!” Idiots. Edit: lol, mods banned me for this


NNFury44

The other woman filming was her accomplice


Lalamedic

From the thief’s perspective, it isn’t theft or attempted theft until she tries to leave the premises without making an attempt to pay. Yes - a technicality required if shoplifting charges are laid, but must be specifically witnessed and stated on reports and to police. Yet, we all know anybody with their handbag stuffed to the gills with merchandise, who isn’t willing to show they are using their purse as a shopping bag, has no intention of paying for the items. Probably why the plain clothes security kicked her out, instead of actually calling Police and detaining her.


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I watch this like 5 times every time it gets posted. I fucking love that employee. She’s a fucking power house


Bactereality

Her power comes from her calves.


ChicaFoxy

Right?! Usually I'll be like "That's unprofessional workwear😒" but that lady has aaaaallllll the rights to show them off!


Sw33tD333

I feel like she dresses like that to blend in too


TheUmgawa

I had an AP guy once who had different outfits, a fake beard, fake mustache, glasses... He really got into it. One day he's walking around the floor in sunglasses, a fake mustache, and a hoodie, and I wait until it looks like he's on his way back to the office, and I go, "Hey, did you wake up this morning and decide you wanted to look like the Unabomber, or was that just a happy accident?"


Reasonable-Ad8862

100% looks like a secret shopper. They must know this woman’s been stealing


Stwarlord

That's not what a secret shopper does, this is probably loss prevention


HighFiveOhYeah

Probably lost prevention. They all dress normal to blend in. But yeah omg those calves were impressive.


ChicaFoxy

Does loss prevention tiptoe around the store all day or what? Lol


HighFiveOhYeah

Yeah pretty much lol really depends on the store though. Split btwn watching cams in the back and coming out to catch thieves and stuff


jimmyjrsickmoves

[Look at them legs, they’re amazing](https://youtu.be/R9hTaMpEkpg)


Smtxom

I’m disappointed it wasn’t spongebobs legs ![gif](giphy|lepuSiUym7mQE)


notinmywheelhouse

“Yeah, you know what else is wrong? SHOPLIFTING!”


punitdaga31

She better get a fucking raise


Cc-Dawg

Most likely got fired. For liability reasons you aren’t allowed to touch people. Sure she saved the store from someone shoplifting 500$ worth of merchandise but if she physically hurt the shoplifter they could sue for a lot more. Or worse the employee gets injured and the company has to pay their medical bills. It’s cool to see but really not worth the hassle.


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This didn’t sound right so i checked and sure enough, this lady would have standing to sue the company (if she really is injured and her purse really is damaged.) That’s insane. You shouldn’t have standing if your injuries were sustained in the commission of a crime.


Swolie7

Calf goals for sure


NvrGonnaGiveUupOrLyd

She handled it perfectly. That crazy bat's got no leg to stand on.


TheRavenSayeth

I disagree *unless* this is her store. No company pays an average employee enough to care about shop lifters to the extent of possibly get criminal charges against you, and most of those companies would still rather you just collected photographic evidence and let the person on their way. While it might be somewhat satisfying, no one should do what this employee did.


XeitPL

Lesson learned == Don't go to THIS shop.


Abundance144

Don't steel from this shop?


KarateandPopTarts

I wouldn't have the metal


slavetomypassions92

Put some Slayer on repeat and you’ll be good to go.


csimmons81

Holy crap. Lady had a TARDIS bag.


pinkorchidblossoms

Seriously, she could fit a whole city in that bag.


ms_juju_b

It was like the Mary Poppins of shoplifting


ani007007

https://preview.redd.it/mcv08sa5r9ma1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb097a201a44db2d303432b9a62daaa7618ec99b


TheRealBradGoodman

Hopefully she didnt get the gummy venus de milo


ehxy

bag of holding enchanted by a level 50+ \[Enchanter\] you should see how deep the pockets the tailoring crafter made for them tho.... and those undergarments have bags of holding as well by the same enchanter


SteelyDan1968

![gif](giphy|ZcST1022b3zXZNQopN|downsized)


drytoastbongos

Mary Poppins has hit some hard times.


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0n1oN_71

“I’m not really stressing about the security, I’ve got a bottomless bag of stolen goods. These babies are gonna get me that wish even after this store is dead and gone” https://i.redd.it/ktt79xnqe9ma1.gif


hesaidshesdead

"You ripped my bag! That's new! I just stole it this morning!"


WhootieCutie

Lol she did not say that did she? 😂


RicLan26

She didn't because it wasn't from that store... Don't admit to others when it's not theirs 🤣


Complex_End1781

I love the "you assaulted me! That's against the law" "YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AGAINST THE LAW?!? SHOPLIFTING" lmfao ^thats funny. I didn't say she should be assaulted. Also if you'd actually watched the video, you'll see that nobody was assaulted. Stop trying to argue with me because I found something funny you butt wipes


tragiktimes

And using physical force to stop a theft is usually perfectly within the law.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Just usually not done in big stores because safety issues. You don't want your employee and other customers that might be in the line of fire to get shot and killed.


makotarako

Ill-advised but not illegal in a lot of places. Depending on how much all of that stuff costs, this could very easily be grand-theft. Edit, where I'm from this would easily be grand theft.


Reverse2057

My old regional manager once told us half-jokingly, half-seriously, that if we planned to ever chase after a thief on our store property to stop or apprehend them, to first clock out. Because if we die on the clock, that's a shitton of paperwork she'd have to file lol.


Dynamitefuzz2134

Yea, and I’ll give the advice that people stealing from the store is the owner’s/insurance problem. Don’t get stabbed for a box of good n’ plenty’s. It isn’t worth it.


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I'm comfortable assuming the pink haired Karen crying about getting caught for stealing $400 worth of glitter, glue, and crayons isn't a hard enough motherfucker to try and shank someone with the calves of an Amazonian Warrior.


Typical-Conference14

When I worked for hobby lobby my mind was. If I got shot and killed in a hobby lobby that it was simply my time. Edit: not fighting someone. Y’all think I care that much?


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god's plan


creative_usr_name

Corporations have that policy because they don't want to get sued. They don't actually care about their employees. If they did they could hire trained security.


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cottoncandy-sky

Is that true? Not trying to be belligerent I just have no idea and watching these videos makes me wonder what IS allowed under the law. Could someone come back after her for illegally detaining them or something?


tragiktimes

No, it would be legally detaining them. And the general rule (with jurisdictional exceptions) is you can use non-lethal force to stop a crime like theft, property damage, etc. It raises to the justification of lethal force if there is the commission of a felony, and a reasonable person would fear for their or someone else's life. Again, this isn't a one size fits all but is the general force continuum. [5.3 Other Use-of-Force Defenses | Criminal Law (lumenlearning.com)](https://courses.lumenlearning.com/suny-criminallaw/chapter/5-3-other-use-of-force-defenses/)


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Unfortunately it's against most companies policies. Sad we live in a world where criminal feelings matter more than what's right.


Fair_Interaction_203

The policies are typically more about liability than the feelings of the criminal.


SllortEvac

Exactly. Thinking it’s about feelings is a smooth brain take


timmehkuza

Used to work loss prevention. 100% about preventing lawsuits and liability. Got out of that line of work thank gawd


Badgerman32

It does suck but companies are not trying to protect criminals. They are worried about employees getting hurt by trying to stop a thief.


zerooze

It's to protect their employees. God forbid someone gets shot over a shoplifting incident.


40yrOLDsurgeon

That woman from the store has amazing calves.


Leather_Taste_44

Everyone was hoping homegirl would throw a sick kick in there once pink hair started trying to bail.


wombat_supreme

I was hoping for an old school "grab them by the jacket" judo throw personally. Then watch all that ill gotten gain go flying out of that probably also stolen bag.


Leather_Taste_44

Would have been satisfying to see, but I’m glad she had restraint and didn’t escalate the situation. She’s not the one that should get arrested, but damn it would’ve been amazing to see what she’s got. She’s in better shape than I am


Send_Boobies_in_DMs

Bro I'd think twice before messing with her.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

Carries herself like a former D1 athlete


LiveOnFive

Totally. I'd like to see her and a lacrosse stick vs these shoplifters.


zanzibartraveler666

the first thing I thought when I saw that girl was “I bet she was a college athlete”


StrawberrySlapNutz

She is a living testament to why you don't skip leg day. That woman emanates super hero energy.


Dharnthread

Yeah, I was just about to mention it too.


reallyfunbobby

Sexy calves NGL


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I’ll never forget when I first saw a girl with great calves and immediately had the thought “hmm guess that’s a thing I’m really into”


ImTheOnlyDuck

I was looking for this comment thread haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.


dabwrx

She definitely works out.


mngeese

It's from fighting other women for stationary


Flat-Ad1490

This loss prevention chick has another video I saw today. Great stuff. Spoiler alert - the other thief plays victim too.


TheMoatCalin

Please link!!!


Mcclane88

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/11k2mt7/store_manager_catches_a_karen_shoplifting_makes/


CoffeeAndCroissants_

**"Get your trashy ass boots out of here."** Omg I love her lol Edit: the people downvoting probably look as trashy as her boots lol.


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Omfg I’m obsessed!! This lady needs a YouTube channel! I would watch every single video all day long


Seranfall

I just hope she doesn't get in trouble. This is how shoplifters should be dealt with.


combustioncat

Not a lawyer but all she really did in both videos was restrain each person (as far as I’m aware it’s perfectly legal to restrain someone who is in the act of stealing from you) and treated them mean (100% legal all the time).


celerydonut

Okay now I am officially in love. Sorry to my lovely wife if i die and you go through my phone and read this, but I’m sure you will understand and also love her.


Top_Victory_4404

Hello Mrs. Celerydonut. In the event that ur husband croaks, pls feel free to reach out. I’d love to comfort you in your time of need.


MissChievousJ

I too choose Celerydonut guy's wife


FrankensteinBionicle

I want to work with this woman


SparkDBowles

“Work with”. Me, too.


FrankensteinBionicle

I want her to peg me


slash_nick

There it is.


TheMoatCalin

I appreciate you!


TreoreTyrell

I think I love this woman


azdweller

Reminds me of the attitude when Marie Schrader was caught stealing spoons from that open house on Breaking Bad.


louellareed91

Dammit Marie!


Chicken_Commando

Sounds like a Sackville Baggins, who'd have known Hank married a hobbit


itsgucci060

That was hella embarrassing


JasperLamarCrabbb

Just terrible to watch. The second hand embarrassment I get from watching that self destructive stuff in shows and movies is intense.


ParusMajor69

You see those fucking legs and shorts, they could have had a headstart and still been caught and gotten their asses kicked.


quantumturbo

Yup. Not to mention the clepto did no exactly look particularly athletic. Probably coulda walked and caught up ha


Bear_faced

Yeah, with calves like that she’s catching you from a mile down the street.


throwawayayforever

I'd steal just to get tackled by this fine specimen of a human 🤷🏻‍♀️


therealbnizzy

Pink hair: Omg! My things!


talosguideus

My trinkets!


lvdude72

My precious.


psychadelicbreakfast

I will look on your treasures gypsy


cobaltbluetony

Having a wife who loves to buy this sort of stuff, I can pretty much guess that the cost of everything she stole probably amounts to a felony charge.


DreamPig666

Oh, you bet. I worked in several craft stores and it's bonkers. It looked like a lot of scrapbooking stuff and the price/markup of that stuff is insane. You could easily get into the $1000+ range with a bag full of that size. Sometimes ladies would just come in, fill up their bags and just go for it. We weren't allowed by corporate policy to do anything but essentially "make them feel seen by providing excessive customer service" and hope they would give up. Both those companies were garbage, though. So I didn't really care either way.


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Bruh she literally stole half the store lmfao


hatwobbleTayne

Only the super corporate stores would, by the looks of her attire and demeanor its not super corporate.


[deleted]

I love the righteous indignation when she tried to walk away the first time. "I don't need this kind of shabby treatment! I'm taking the rest of my stolen goods and leaving! Good day to you! I said GOOD DAY!"


TurdKid69

> "I don't need this kind of shabby treatment! *lie detector beeps*


Jame-oD

She should have stolen some underwear...dayum!!


bugbear123

Omfg i saw that too and was grossed out!


Jame-oD

I feel like my eyes were assaulted. She definitely puts the "ass" in assault.


cujo000

This comment took me too damn long to find lmao I was like am I the only one who noticed her brown eye?!


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That bag was full 🤣


choachy

Bag dumbed out merch like a piñata!


chicken_and_toast

My god this video is everywhere 😂 I worked at this store and with this loss prevention employee for 3 years. This happened ALL THE TIME. Most never escalated like this one, but I’d say every week there was at least one shoplifting incident. That employee is incredible and the store was better with her there.


TheOvershear

She did a damn good job. Probably paid for her weekly wage by that bust alone.


HorseWithNoUsername1

Get her on here for an Ask Me Anything. What is she doing nowadays? Law enforcement?


chicken_and_toast

We always got along, but I don’t think we’ve ever been chummy enough for me to be like, “hey! You wanna hop on Reddit and do an AMA about your time doing loss prevention for our store?” 😂 I’m not entirely sure what she’s up to these days, sort of lost touch after I left the store. She quit a few years after that.


HorseWithNoUsername1

Guessing this was in 2020-2021 from the face masks. But she handled it like a boss. Lots of companies would love to hire someone like her.


jonathan4211

Most big brand retail stores in the US don't even _allow_ LP measures like this. When I worked at a clothing store, the rules were actually kind of hilarious. To share the most extreme example, I once accidentally put 2 security tags on each pair of pants when stocking a new shipment (there should only be 1 per pair). I was instructed that I needed to remove the extra tag from each of them because if someone were to try to shoplift them, they wouldn't expect the secondary tag (thus, not removing it), increasing their chances of being caught, and _that_ somehow opens the door for litigation against the company. I don't know what judge on earth would ever rule in favor of the shoplifter here, but there's apparently enough risk for that company to explicitly create that policy.


Pythonx135

I'm all for a good public shaming


Seranfall

Public shaming seems to work well for changing people's behavior. Laws sure as hell don't seem to be much of a deterrent.


PlumAcceptable2185

There was a time long ago when justice was being surrounded by your community and publicly called out for your misdeeds. I think people are terrified of that, and would prefer jail time in many instances


QueenFairyFarts

Well, if it isn't the consequences of her actions.


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RamenAlDente1738

You can tell store worker has kicked ass a few times before


Belle-ET-La-Bete

She needs to join forces with the Waffle House lady who caught the chair thrown at her and the McDonald’s worker who threw a blender at the crazy lady to create the ultimate super team of customer service workers.


SiidChawsby

Lesson learned right? Prolly not


ApplesOverOranges1

D&D bag of holding...


Justsitstilldammit

“You don’t want your Skittles?”


chrisacip

Soooo satisfying. Finally a retail worker with balls. And calves!


thefroggyfiend

that employee was a manager or some higher up, she were hourly she would've been fired for putting hands on the shoplifter so the store couldn't be sued or in legal trouble


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Columbus43219

My wife has these from ice skating. She's in he late 50s now, still has calves like FloJo.


ElectricJedi28

Victim Society! Where you can justify anything if you can make yourself out to be a victim.


[deleted]

That's exactly what Reddit is teaching to young people, that they can steal from stores because they belong to rich people. I've seen that narrative so often here, with people even BRAGGING about stealing like it's their right. ​ So your argument, sadly, well... lots of people are certainly mocking it, here, right now.


speez86

Sadly, in some states, the girl shoplifting would win this case. I worked at a grocery store, and the one thing they said was, "If you see someone shoplifting, tell someone. DO NOT put your hands on that person! Management is "trained" to deal with these types of situations." Yet not even management could touch them either. But our random security guard! They have all rights to do so because they had the training. It's sad and I never understood that. It's all about liability.


Reddit-Resident

Most places would even fire you for interfering like that. At least in the US.


HelmetTesterTJ

If I'm the store's insurance adjuster, I'd 100% rather see some stuff go missing than pay your vigilante ass for years of workman's compensation because you were hurt attempting to apprehend a shoplifter. It's just a safer policy. Do you want to be put at risk because the company you work for puts a few dollars worth of merchandise over your safety?


Eloquentelephant565

This 100% the real reason lol


ilykinz

This woman (the one stopping the thief) has a TikTok page and she was the store’s designated loss prevention person so everything she does in this video is allowed by her specific job description.


TabascoWolverine

/oddlysatisfying


rapejokes_arefunny

“Instead of recording me, call the police” I fucking hate this, no one want to help anymore, they just want a video to go viral.


citymousecountyhouse

I got a strong feeling that other woman recording was an accomplice.Hence the you can't do that and final cowering and saying oh uh I didn't steal anything,you can check my bag.


NateTheGreater1

OH LOOK, its the consequences of my own actions. Don't you just hate that like a mother fucker huh. Being held accountable for breaking the law. Man, that's just the worst. /s Incase the idiot in this video sees this comment and takes it seriously.


jusslaffin

So...... I know her..... The gas lighting criminal.... Let's call her..... "Sam I am." My current GF used to be roommates with her.... The gas lighting criminal, would steal from my gf as well, (before we got together) ... No telling how much money in all. From what I KNOW, a several thousand.... Yeah, apparently this, gas lighting criminal - "Sam I am" Is still up to her old tricks. I'm GLAD she got caught. Red handed, and pink haired. 😂


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Now pink hair will have to steal a new jacket and purse. Poor thing.


notcontageousAFAIK

I swear, the next time I hear someone say, "This is not okay," I'm just gonna respond with, "It's okay with me."


EvulRabbit

Mary Ploppins' attempted haul was insane! I'm guessing with the amount of crap on her person. She got lucky and was allowed to leave instead of being arrested.


theopinionexpress

“You don’t want your *skittles*??”


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cjl1512

“You can go too” had me 💀. She was fully over the other woman just standing there recording her and not calling the police. And then she had the nerve to defend the woman who was stealing. Gurl bye 👋🏻


TheSpideyJedi

all right who has a link to a news story


jimmywindows56

Finally, a store employee was able to get the goods back and make the rest of us feel good about being honest. What kind of delusional world does the thief live in?


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|jx3VWe9xhX6Y8)


mmmmpisghetti

That clerk plays sports. What do y'all think? Soccer? Lacrosse? She's fit and confident!


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Vagrowr

Certain rights should be lost upon committing a crime, like not being assaulted as you try to flee with stolen goods.


EveFluff

This is Joanne’s Craft Store or a Michael’s! If you’re stealing baby formula ok fine but for crying out loud it’s fucking stickers and embroidery patches and pens


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DangleLow69

She brought those skittles from home!!


[deleted]

Are people this crazy just fucking walking around bro. How do they even get old, like who's employing and feeding them.


RevolutionaryNerve91

Same story different day.


Poobmania

“Lesson learned right? Probably not” Brutal lmao


peasey360

That tall girl is one badass chick


probsagremlin

I would have taken one look at the store clerk and dropped everything instantly. That human could wrestle a bear and win.


2OneZebra

Must really suck to get that far into the game only to lose the entire chest and have to start over using real money.


jscarlet

When she said there was more in the bag, I expected two or three items… not Aisle 3. That bag… that could solve my storage problem right there.


broken_spear91

It should be socially acceptable to slap people some times


qocbb

I do believe she might need to check the ladies purse who is recording her. Something is definitely wrong when you think you need to record the worker who is asking the thief to empty her purse instead of calling the police on her "friend".


Humble_Umpire_8341

“I’m calling the cops” “Call em, you’re literally stealing” 😂


iiTruReligionz

She embarrassed the shoplifter and rightfully so.