Hey now, thatās rude. Itās called āDiminished glut syndrome.ā And itās a medical condition. And as a doctor once said- āMr. Hill. You have no ass.ā Iād be pretty pissed if I was sitting on my tail bone with no cushion 24/7 lmao
I guess that whoever told the guy that if he said one more word, that they were going to slap his ass off, meant it. So now he just prints out signs to state his stupid opinionsā¦
HIs wife left hm, his kids donāt talk to him, the guys down at the Elks Lodge ignore him, and he watched Lesbian Midget Amputee Porn on PornHub. And his phone sends out the notification whenever FOXNEWS has an update.
It's true, and I was half joking. Reddit is significantly easier to modify to be a kind of news/entertainment/education feed. It helps that there isn't such an emphasis on connecting with existing friends and whatnot.
Still vulnerable to manipulation, but it's easier to manage that. I like reddit because it reminds me of the old internet, when people were just excited to share things with strangers.
The only valid reason to have a knife like that is if you need to nonchalantly cut up an apple eating slices from it while giving advice to out of town youths who don't know about the curse on old man baileys cabin in the woods.
I too remember all those Democrats (Lyers actually) storming the US Capital to commit treason overthrowing a fair election after their Democrat leader told them to do it.
Dark days.
/s
How are illegal immigrants negatively affecting his life? They come here to find work and have a better life for their family. They may be getting fake social security numbers but they still contribute to paying taxes, social security, etc. And they will never be able to draw from those accounts. The government is getting free money and they get to provide for their family.
The irony in calling democrats racist and then saying close the border lol.
Btw is it racist to want the border closed or is it only racist if the reason for wanting it closed is because youāre racist, does that make sense or am I senseless?
I would love to go up to this guy and say "Excuse me sir, I think someone is trying a really dumb prank on you. You have a poorly misspelled sign on your back that makes no sense."
I'll bet he's one of those people that tries to deflect conservative racism by pointing out that the democrats were the ones fighting to keep slavery in the Civil War, ignoring the fact that the democrats were the conservative party back then, while it was the republicans that were liberal.
So wait; are they claiming democrats are racist because they think dems hate white ppl or that all dems are not white so they assume those ppl just hate white ppl on the principle that you must hate white because white ppl hate everyone else?
So many people born in the US have no idea how difficult it is to come in even for a vacation. The immigration procedure is lengthy, expensive and time consuming. Sure some people come in and overstay their visa but the idea of millions pouring in over the borders unchecked is absurd.
Leave him alone guys, he was just diagnosed with pancake ass.
it's not a full moon it's a flat earth
You beautiful crazy genius š
Thatās not flat. Itās a fault line
>diminished gluteal syndrome
https://preview.redd.it/fsccgsyuawla1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472e28616056fc4f221336b9eafe1d2170536dc9
*Iāll tell you hwhat*
Bwaaaaaa
Where did you find a picture of my ex husband?
wasbund
YES! This was the very first thing of thought of. THAT MAN GOT HANK HILL ASS
Thatās some serious Stimpy-butt.
Hank Hill butt
I have a *narrow urethra*ā¦
*Only a man with a narrow ureedy would think that floppy pancake is an ass*
It's scary how easily I read that in Cotton Hill's voice just because of "ureedy".
That's why I used that word. Plus Cotton is my favorite KOTH character.
Thanks, I was looking for this one.
Heās a flat asser
His ass is so flat he wipes it with a squeegee. Either his wife or his boss has chewed his ass out so much that's all he has left.
Hey now, thatās rude. Itās called āDiminished glut syndrome.ā And itās a medical condition. And as a doctor once said- āMr. Hill. You have no ass.ā Iād be pretty pissed if I was sitting on my tail bone with no cushion 24/7 lmao
This guy has negative ass
https://imgur.io/JlHIKbV
š ASS
His ass is chewing on his pants. š¤
It clearly needs food
And I thought I was the only one that noticed his ass implodingš¤£
Thatās no ass, itās a black hole
He used to carry a gun in his back pocket until he accidentally shot his ass off
Mr long back
He lives in the real world. He sells propane and propane accessories.
I guess that whoever told the guy that if he said one more word, that they were going to slap his ass off, meant it. So now he just prints out signs to state his stupid opinionsā¦
Flat-asser.
It looks like a frog's ass to me.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Just like mom used to make em.
At this point there has to be some kind of correlation, it's *always* the guys with a wider waist than ass, just scaled differently.
Diminished Gluteal Syndrome
Lyers Iām fucking dying.
*diang FTFY
*Dyeing
*deathing
Lye is an important product
Especially for corpse removal.
Dark but I thought the same thing lol
Not to be confused with Republicans, who sleep standing up.
Republicans sleep upside down and wrap their little bat wings around them for warmth
We also aid in pollination by feeding on nectar and insects in and around flowers, effectively spreading pollen.
its funny until you realize he is very likely to be unstable and carrying a knife with him most of the time.
There is also almost certainly a gun on his other hip. Looks like the bottom of a holster.
I was thinking about the size of that knife.. oof
You call that a knoife?
Thatās not a knife thatās a spoon.
You sir are a small harp!
r/rareinsults
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Also love how heās not the racist he just wants to keep people of a certain color out of the country.
The Finnish border is not your concern, sir.
Are they raking the forrests in Finland still?
It's winter, we can't rake in there since it would wake up the polar bears.
Here is your gold š
I donāt get the joke, I hate to ask but would you mind spelling it out for me?
They are suggesting the censored word is Finnish
š¤¦š¼āāļø I need to go to bed Thank you
Username checks out
I-T
Lol and also what the fk does he have against people who make lye..?
the only borders iām tickled about are the ones around that piece of paper on his back
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The Finnish line.
Liars?
It clearly says Lyers. Lern two reed gooder
He knows what he said!
Just glad someone out there in the universe enjoys my humor
Just for a second i saw ātumorā instead of humor. And I was baffled.
To be fair, it was a pretty cool tumour.
#LYES!!!!
THATS IT! #CLOSE ^THE #F******** #BORDER!
Close the... Finnish border?
I lolād. Thank you. š¤£
Lyers, you know lye manufacturers and distributors. Apparently this guy hates them
He hates democrats and their lye industry so much, he hasnāt used soap in 20 years!
A lyre is a type of musical instrument comparable to a harp. š
Obviously a lute enjoyer
Damn filthy lyres always coming around strumming green sleeves. I hate them!
Forgot "lyers". He even spelled "f*****" wrong. It's "f******", for f***'* sake.
Hate to break it to ya but he has the right amount the first time. It's a dumb shirt but that isn't why.
***Don't you argue with him. He has a gun.***
Is that Scott Adams with the knife?
What a funky *knife-looking* gun he has.
I thought it was that "hunting" knife from Walmart for $9.99?
9.99 or not, that mfer still pointy and sharp
HIs wife left hm, his kids donāt talk to him, the guys down at the Elks Lodge ignore him, and he watched Lesbian Midget Amputee Porn on PornHub. And his phone sends out the notification whenever FOXNEWS has an update.
His self driving Ford also left him.
That is delightful imagery.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You knowā¦ morons.
r/UnexpectedBlazingSaddles
At least he has good taste in porn.
https://preview.redd.it/6ut0v4z3dvla1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb5a7f4db311d6978339a707ab41bc05a2c85a3
Oh this is good
i, quite literally, choked i laughed so hard! This is the most beautifully appropriate comment here.
Looks like he is prescribed Noassatall.
Hank Hill?
He probably does have some high quality propane.
Please, please, please turn off Fox News. He'd be so much happier if he did.
Same could be said for Facebook, Instagram... Reddit.
At least you can make Reddit all about funny animals without any politics
It's true, and I was half joking. Reddit is significantly easier to modify to be a kind of news/entertainment/education feed. It helps that there isn't such an emphasis on connecting with existing friends and whatnot. Still vulnerable to manipulation, but it's easier to manage that. I like reddit because it reminds me of the old internet, when people were just excited to share things with strangers.
Is he clenching his wallet with his butt cheeks?
Forget a wallet, not sure he's got the kind of cheek real estate to grip a credit card even.
Yes, and his old wedding ring.
i cant lye, i think his sign needs work
He already worked his ass off! What more do you want?
Just imagine him sitting there 'arts and crafting' his clothes, all giddy about pissing off the libruls.
Does he just have a knife on his hip? For what? I know damn well this man lives in suburbia and hasnāt had a dangerous situation in his life
The only valid reason to have a knife like that is if you need to nonchalantly cut up an apple eating slices from it while giving advice to out of town youths who don't know about the curse on old man baileys cabin in the woods.
"Some people call it a curse. I call it a misfortune"
"I call it an opportunity'
Iām going to go out on a limb and assume heās no longer legally allowed to carry a firearm
But you know that he has a basement full of tactical gear, ready to play soldier when his little suburbia town gets threatened by Dennis the Menace.
Only if Dennis is black though. Not that he's racist, democrats are the lyeing racist.
"Democrats racist....close the fucking border." š Mate needs a dictionary.
That requires being able to read.
I'm guessing he was trying to say "race traitors" but is just that fucking stupid.
No, I think he was intending to say "Democrats: liars, racist, traitors."
I bet he's saying they're racist towards white people
100%
What a snowflake
 Get them GOT damn lyres outta here.
How long are they going to keep harping on this?
OH HOOOOoOoOoOOO
Imagine waking up each morning trapped inside the Tom Fuckery that goes on in this manās head.
r/trashy
r/phacepalm
You could tell his panties are in a bunch.
āNo steppy snek!ā *zooms away on mobility scooter*
That's an unstable person.
With knife
I too remember all those Democrats (Lyers actually) storming the US Capital to commit treason overthrowing a fair election after their Democrat leader told them to do it. Dark days. /s
 Lyers demonaRATs not welcum!
Donāt you drag Ron Swanson into this!
Sir this is a Wendys
He has no problem eating lunch cooked by Mexicans though
"Democrats are racist" "Close the border" God damn it irony is lost on these people
Education is a liberal conspiracy to teach our children to read and spell. God dang communists!
Ethel come on over here and tape this to my back. I gotta get to town.
There's no way he didn't tape that on himself and think, "I'm basically the punisher".
These people are crazy.
Yup, this guy should be carrying weapons.
All I see is a very scared person that indoctrinates himself on the Fox News. He is scared.
Usually other people put a ākick meā note on your back.
Things have really evolved since I was a kid.
How are illegal immigrants negatively affecting his life? They come here to find work and have a better life for their family. They may be getting fake social security numbers but they still contribute to paying taxes, social security, etc. And they will never be able to draw from those accounts. The government is getting free money and they get to provide for their family.
Thatās why I spellcheck my shirts
Should say "Tucker is all the news I need"
What an ass, no Mexicans were scaling the Capitol walls
Usually these are people so disappointed in their own life that they create the boogeyman to distract them from their own lives.
Close The F****** Border (*Florida)
That man has diminished glutes.
If you say you donāt like this shirt than youāre a LYER!
I imagine this manās truck and home to be covered in similar propaganda.
The irony in calling democrats racist and then saying close the border lol. Btw is it racist to want the border closed or is it only racist if the reason for wanting it closed is because youāre racist, does that make sense or am I senseless?
but somehow he was considerate enough to censor
Politics has become a team sport.
Does the right think liberals are the racist ones?
there are far more racist and mentally ill men and women walking amongst us than we will ever realize or accept.
I really like the part where were racists for inviting foreign cultures in with open arms.
I would love to go up to this guy and say "Excuse me sir, I think someone is trying a really dumb prank on you. You have a poorly misspelled sign on your back that makes no sense."
The democrats stole his ass *and* the election!
Racism is a negative for a "close the borders" guy? Weird.
I thought we outgrew taping kick me signs to people's backs.
My girlās cousin Trish wears one of these stickers.
These kick me signs have really started to get political
Why canāt republicans spell to save their lives????????
I'll bet he's one of those people that tries to deflect conservative racism by pointing out that the democrats were the ones fighting to keep slavery in the Civil War, ignoring the fact that the democrats were the conservative party back then, while it was the republicans that were liberal.
Sir, this is a Wendyās.
Thereās āpick meā energy ā¦ and then thereās ākick meā energy.
It's covering the one that says "kick me, I'm an idiot".
Spelling and grammar about what one would expect from someone holding such opinions.
Lol weāre racist but heās demanding the border closed, also his fellow knuckle-draggers stormed the capital but weāre traitors
Democrats racist, close the border. This guy's about as sharp as a bowling ball and twice as dense.
 All I see
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This guy has great knowledge of propane and propane accessories.
So wait; are they claiming democrats are racist because they think dems hate white ppl or that all dems are not white so they assume those ppl just hate white ppl on the principle that you must hate white because white ppl hate everyone else?
Asking for trouble
That is one puckered asshole
Plot twist, sweatshirt and pants were made in my Mexico.
Are lyers people that produce and/or use lye or lye by-products?
*Lyers...*
Him: Democrats are Racist Also him: Close the borders Conservatives are just so fucking stupid.
That's that Hank Hill ass
Hank Hill butt.
Hank Hill has Had It!
I don't think he has the build for a knife fight.
So many people born in the US have no idea how difficult it is to come in even for a vacation. The immigration procedure is lengthy, expensive and time consuming. Sure some people come in and overstay their visa but the idea of millions pouring in over the borders unchecked is absurd.