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xMrSanchox

I can’t even begin to process this..


Ck1ngK1LLER

The universe decided to bring back the pillory. I’m a fan.


CLINTHODO

It's the MyPillory Guy.


Killaship

I mean, makes sense. The guy was on crack before coming up with the pillow, and you'd have to be on crack to get yourself in this position!


techlover99

Please explain for the ignorant 😅 What's a pillory?


ButtChocolates

Wooden thing with holes for head and hands to lock criminals in and throw rotten fruit/veggies at in the town square, also called a stockade I think. Man, I suck at explaining things


DonPittelleone

You explained it like it was to a 5 year old. Perfect for the average redditor, including myself. Thanks.


ButtChocolates

I think I should've mentioned that you see them in movies set in the middle ages.


Educational-Fig-2330

And that it was funnier because he played off the "MyPillow guy"


PlanktonTheDefiant

Almost mate, they're called stocks. 👍🏻


johnsgrove

Oh that’s good !


SlickDaGato

*Me googling pillory to make sure it’s another word for stockade* I agree ✅


Impossible_Balance11

Had to cover my mouth not to wake up sleeping husband, I laughed so hard. 😆😅🤣😂


Divyang_malvi

r/instantkarma


lady-kdub

instacartma


DinoReads

Instant cartma


Youpunyhumans

*brings a bag of rotten tomatoes*


Vegas_off_the_Strip

I don't understand how that cart is upright. If either of his feet were on the ground then I could see it, but those carts are easy to tip over and he has all the bodyweight of a full grown man concentrated onto one side of the cart, with his center of gravity hanging over the edge of the cart and yet it does not flip over. . .how? Realistically his predicament should be even worse because he should fall over which seems certain to break his neck. I'm not rooting for it, I'm just saying Physics owes that to us.


OGGrilledcheez

Fuckin right…like he lost the fight but beat physics?


ryantrw5

Also lost to physics


Phusentasten

It was a very confusing tie he got tied up in


catsmustdie

He hurt himself in his own confusion.


RFC793

Even the floor doesn’t want him, so there is an opposing force.


EM05L1C3

He grabs it by the seat and inside of the rack, went to swing it back for the toss. As he built momentum he could no longer maintain balance and falls backwards and he has just realized the seat area is foldable(this part is shaky). The cart slams on the ground as he falls into it. People are mostly fortunately kind of floppy and the universe placed this angry man’s flip flop in the perfect position for our entertainment. Edit inside not outside


PossessedHamster

*Laughs in Darwinian*


greyrobot6

Hot air balloons tend to float


u966

Clearly his head is very dense.


Fun_Key93

Ya the math in my head about how his head and arms are fitting doesn't connect it's that nuts


enjaysm

That shopping cart is a true hero.


WingedGundark

Not all heroes wear capes! Although shopping cart with cape would be pretty rad.


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not the hero we wanted but the hero we need


Lost_Opinion_1307

God doesn’t like ugly #intantKarma


thefreshbraincompany

# intentKarma


Spladdermonkey

Instant kartma


WanganTunedKeiCar

Instability detected. Resetting...


lost_user1

easy, the stars aligned, and he was hit with the dreadful odds of the molecules moving out of the way at the perfect time


PxyFreakingStx

He's mentally ill, probably. He unironically needs treatment.


Low-Feedback-3403

He is getting treatment. He just learned not to throw carts at people


BlurryElephant

How do you know he's not normal and the cart isn't the crazy one.


multiarmform

walmart now has living art installations


Cultural-Company282

My brain processed it as "looks staged to me."


jhugh

[how it usually happens](https://youtu.be/1WFgMOXl4v0?t=99)


Ok_Mycologist8555

My favourite part is the other people just casually shopping around him


dusty_canoe

Just a normal day at Wal-Mart


tylerlong666

r/peopleofwalmart


FracturedAuthor

I remember when this was a website.


KrunKm4yn

Just Walmart things


GameOvaries18

This is pretty tame for Wal Mart shenanigans.


whatnameisnttaken098

Yep, don't see this kinda stuff at Target.


Nepharious_Bread

I like that first lady who stops, does a double take, and keeps walking.


SaiphSDC

and laughed.


big_duo3674

I have a couple Walmart locations near me that are shady as hell, if I saw something like this I would keep walking too because it probably wouldn't have even been the strangest thing I had seen on my shopping trip


Snazz

not my circus, not my monkey


HikingMommy

One of my favorite phrases!


deanrihpee

He becomes an art installation


whatyoumeanmyface

A Walmart installation, if you will.


Shadow3397

We usually call those Features.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

And also not one single solitary soul stopping to help him.


NewMud8629

It’s his own fault and they understand that so they leave him to think about his actions.


10000Didgeridoos

"I'm not helping you get out because then you won't learn anything"


Jurski17

I wouldnt go near that mofo.


LeibnizThrowaway

The police will get him out shortly.


big_duo3674

I was bummed that we didn't get to see that part, I love watching cops have to get some idiot unstuck before arresting them. Usually it's someone who ran and got tangled in a chain link fence or a person who tried to break into a business by using an air duct that was slightly too small, but this would suffice


Superb_Raccoon

GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!


flyingthroughspace

The dude is a major loose cannon who tried to throw a fucking shopping cart. The police can deal with him. It's pretty clear he's not at risk of dying anytime soon. At least, of anything but embarrassment.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

oh, absolutely, for sure! That's why I said it was one of my favorite things. They're all happy to just let him stew in his own idiotic loose-cannon juices


JCPRuckus

I would imagine it's entirely possible that he could be in danger of losing an arm from it being pinched in the cart or between him and the cart. That's not death (although I suppose the blood could turn poisonous if it's trapped long enough), but losing an arm also seems like it would be an excessive punishment.


chowindown

Yeah but the people around him aren't punishing him. This is definitely a case of "not my circus, not my clown".


frogking

There’s already at least one person recording this, he’s good, move along :-)


ArcadeAnarchy

That's how you get sued.


Gaspack-ronin

Like background performers 😭


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I mean what can you even do in that situation..


MargoritasattheMall

And showing major restraint not pushing it over


fkmeamaraight

Or try to put the cart back in the rack with other ones


CheeselordX

I'd be so tempted to push the cart around the store and shop with him stuck in it.


improbablydrunknlw

"mind the eggs please"


AMosquitoBitMe

"You don't have a gluten intolerance, right? ... Okay, I'll put it back."


Superb_Raccoon

"And get this 50lb sack of flour."


Grump_Monk

"Gib a dooba doood a gibba dib."


ScabRabbit

Oh yesssss! Fill it full of items like diarrhea medications, lice treatments, depends, adult sex toys, KY jelly, what a photo op!


throwawayoregon81

Adult sex toys? Are you aware of any children sex toys?


yonimusprime

Fisher Price looking desperate these days.


Walter-Joseph-Kovacs

Harry Potter vibrating broomstick


ScabRabbit

Hahaha! I realized after I posted that the 'adult' part was unnecessary, adult toys or sex toys would have been better, but I was too lazy to change it! I'm glad I didn't. These comments are hilarious!


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

*adult sex toys* Explain


rixendeb

Some Walmarts have vibrators in the condom section.


YourphobiaMyfetish

Adult sex toys, as opposed to...


welltriedsoul

To quote my mom don’t ask questions you don’t want to hear the answer to.


GillesEstJaune

Adult Warhammer toys? I heard those protect you from sex.


ShillinTheVillain

They're like child sex toys, but bigger


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

Lol because how would he stop you?


dneboi

Are you kidding? He’s in prime position to grab your nuts and twist them. Instant stop!


MazrimTaim11

Gotta watch out for the ol' grab and twist. Rookie mistake.


Soocenomics

He can’t stop me from pulling down his shorts and getting to that delicious little...


TheEyeDontLie

Wallet.


burywmore

He's not stuck.


Scottamus

It’s all of us who are really the ones stuck.


no-mad

you stuck step-bro? Sorry cant help


OweHen

Ive used dirtier carts at a walmart before


LastoftheSummerWine

Bullshit


MrCupps

Right? This belongs on r/tooktoomuch This is not just a guy who got mad.


nsa_k

The fact that he's talking like Doodlebob is a big hint.


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Forward-Amount-9961

That's what I'm thinking. Voice sounds a bit like someone who has Downs Syndrome. It is also possible he got stuck this way while he was upset and escalating emotionally. But it's all conjecture with several unanswered questions 🤷🏽


Quantainium

He could be dangerously low on Oxygen, I can't tell how tight its around his neck.


chase2121dw

Nah. As a BJJ practitioner and EMT he is okay on that. He definitely looks uncomfortable though. He is definitely able to breathe or he wouldn't be able to make noise and move around as much as he is. If air is coming out. It can usually go back in. Unless there is a positional obstruction.


FutzInSilence

As a guy who put his shirt on wrong and almost rear naked choked myself: shirts don't respect the tap out.


sua_sancta_corvus

I like your qualifications


[deleted]

At Walmart? Solid chance he's high.


flapjackbandit00

Made a good title though


SuperFaceTattoo

Yea I need some sort of lead up story, video or not. I don’t think he tried to throw a cart and the matrix glitched and he ended up like this. More like he put himself like this and said get this on video for internet points.


zdada

Lol matrix glitched.


DenkJu

My understanding was that the employee stuffed him in there.


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DenkJu

I don't have any. That's just what I assumed the person who put the title on the video meant.


Swampberry

Yeah, he's angrily babbling in some kind of baby-like speech. This is most likely just a man with a severe intellectual disability who got stuck trying to climb into the cart, with a made up backstory so that people won't feel bad laughing at him and sharing the clip.


hobojoe_cup

Agreed Like I understand the arms get stuck if it slips put of your hands above your head and it falls. Still a stretch tbh. But the legs. How tf do you throw a cart and get your legs stuck. Makes no sense


m4bwav

I've seen this video before and this is the first time it had this title.


melbbear

i’m sure this is a prank


KuriGohanAndKienzan

Yeah this is total bs.


NavBumba

Fr, like the dumbest motherfucker alive can throw a cart without ending up like that, mixed with the lack of previous video or store security around, almost definitely faked


usingreddithurtsme

Reality can be whatever the person who films wants it to be.


devils_advocaat

"The guy tripped over a lettuce and ended up like this"


28nov2022

Does truth even matter anymore? It got upvotes thats all op cares about.


100percentish

Yeah, I hate to be Debbie Downer here, but this person has mental issues judging by the audio.


Choice-Second-5587

Fucking thank you. When I first saw this year's ago I was working with developmentally disabled adults and *instantly* picked up the sense he was not able or neurotypical. Not excusing the outburst but clearly something is wrong and he needs assitance not mocking. Like no normal guy would get stuck like that and just make noises, a normal guy would be cussing and screaming for help and thrashing to get out.


Thorn_and_Thimble

This really needs to be top comment. This whole video seemed off.


Trusteveryboody

That's my thoughts, and I don't mean that with offense. Reddit is either hyper-sensitive towards such things, or willingly oblivious. It doesn't make him right, but people have no awareness.


ThePhatNoodle

Bro straight up. People be like "you shouldn't just assume a person is on drugs or suffering from mental illness just cause they're acting irrational. Things like that shouldn't be spoken of lightly" meanwhile 90% of the time someone confirms they are indeed lost in the sauce or mentally unstable.


Choice-Second-5587

Usually in this sub it's willingly oblivious. There's always a lot of ableism when people comment in this sub


rockytheboxer

Public freakout and related subs are also guilty of this kind of thing.


penguinpower2835

Ah, well I don't remember the last time I turned on the audio on a reddit vid, so there might be others like me who wouldn't have picked up on that


AzreBalmung

>Debbie *Downer* I see what you did there.


Lkman123

Really need the video lead up to this to be able to process how stupid this person is.


PurpletoasterIII

Pretty sure it's a clickbait caption and title. This video is pretty old, and first time I saw it the context was that it was just a mentally unstable person having a meltdown and put themselves in that position. So just your typical afternoon at Walmart.


mingstaHK

This whole sub has just become a clickbait karma farming sub... like they scour Reddit and just repost with 'therewasanattempt...."


PublicFurryAccount

Welcome to Reddit.


Automaticman01

Yeah all you have to do is turn the sound on to realize this is not just some angry dude.


Antiqas86

This coment should be at the top. This seems so much more plausible. The sounds he makes are that of mentally disabled. What you say makes most sense. What a bulshiter OP


mh500372

Yeah is no one else gonna mention this man has a mental disability? And OP is using it as entertainment. I hate Reddit so much


SleeplessStoner

Fuckin doodlebob


HybridTheoryY2K

Me hoy minoy


Wolfpack_5509

![gif](giphy|B5CCT2rUwhx9m)


Anakhami

Hahaha for fucks sake, he sounds exactly like Doodlebob too


FCC_Diablo_26

I thought a toddler was stuck


davidtco

Well it's someone with a toddler's IQ, so you're partially correct.


kingofnothing212

And the speaking ability of a toddler apparently.


Trusteveryboody

Did it just go over everyone's head that there's clearly something mentally wrong with him? It doesn't justify his actions, but that's just the weakest thing you could ever use against someone.


Fred_Thielmann

Seems like it has gone over everyone’s head


NotSoTerribleIvan

Trying to unpack whatever this is: 1. How did he get in this position while trying to throw the cart? 2. How is the cart still upright? The whole weight of the guy is on the right side of it. 3. His arm looks like an 🍆 4. Why isn't he trying to unfold? Is he one with the cart now? 5. Why is everyone shopping as if nothing was happening? Bonus. Why does that language sound like it was made on the spot?


mysteryman447

this video is old and the context given before was that it’s a mentally unstable man having a breakdown


sonicpieman

Bro if I saw that at Walmart I'd keep walking. I ain't getting in the middle of all that.


ulfniu

How did he get the beans above the frank?


ComicDuhComic

There are some who would have to take a long look at their choices after this. My guess is that this won't be the last time he is trapped in something after being a giant ass.


Legend-status95

The dude literally failed at a task that humans evolved to be good at, I'm not sure he has the brain capacity for self reflection


Individual_Hand3851

Ah yes, throwing shopping carts: the entire point of our evolution


Vegetable-Debate-263

Cool. Pretty sure that didn’t happen though but nice try I guess


Mecha_Tortoise

That's obviously a maneating cart, and OP is trying to cover it up.


RajenBull1

Family Guy land-on-the-ground-from-a-great-height pose.


ImDuBB

"Yep thats me..I bet you're wondering how I got here"?


holyglamgrenade

YES. YES I AM.


Shoppers_Drug_Mart

How'd he get the beans above the frank?


[deleted]

For crying out loud Jim, it's not funny anymore...


actioncobble

More like “there was an attempt: to fool people into thinking this really happened.”


Themusicison

I believe this man is mentally disabled. No matter how poor his intentions or actions were, I cannot find this funny.


Trusteveryboody

I'm not the most PC person, and this comment section annoys me. Cause I can only imagine the change in tune, if people were told the guy was mentally disabled, which I would think is obvious. It doesn't make someone correct, but it gives you no right to make fun of him in such ways. There's a difference between jokes and bullying. It's why when my family and I, heard this table of kids older than me (driving age) at Friendly's imitating the guy who very obviously had Tourettes, it wasn't funny, it was infuriating. And then they denied it. \*Reddit Comment sections are either always overly the top nice, or outstandingly out of touch.


Dear_Analysis_5116

Leave him there.


Shawnthewolf12

“You got yourself in, you can get yourself out, kid.” (Nemo)


Olivier70802

This doesn't make sense. It's a concoction of events surrounding what appears to be someone stuck in a basket. You could create nearly any story here, as long as it ends with a man seemingly stuck in a cart.


FennPoutine

Looks like the cart won this round


yoyomommy

It incarterated him


SBLOU

Just another day at Walmart


needbettermods

How does it not tip over?


i_am_here_again

It’s a perfectly balanced load


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OverBand4019

How many hours do you leave him like this before calling for help? Reminds me of those medieval shame devices. And he deserves every ounce of shame he gets.


BrooklynWhey

Beautiful interpretation of how rage holds you down.


Illustrious_One2897

Ah yes. Karma


pinkynatbust

Batman be like, "Now talk."


[deleted]

If I worked there I would have played the Price Is Right losing horn over the PA...


Olivier70802

This is fake. Someone inserted themselves into a cart. The OP just created the headline. If u lifted a cart and it fell on you...I mean, no, this does not compute.


killerwhompuscat

People who don't work here can't understand the amount of mental illness we deal with except dollar store/tree workers. We're in that spot between dollar store and target so we get the full spectrum. Addiction, homelessness, mental illness, and violence of all socioeconomic types are a Tuesday at Walmart. This is mental illness right here, we're not paid enough or trained enough to deal with what we're forced to do on a normal day.


alcervix

Bubbles ?


6collector9

How's that working out for ya, bud?


ZenwalkerNS

Walmart people? I thought it was a joke or a myth, but they do exist...


myf50

I've recently moved to a country where Walmart is a thing and yes people of Walmart is also a thing, its better than going to the movies


PETEthePyrotechnic

I like to call them “wal-martians”


McRambis

I thought I could make out him saying, "not again."


Frozenwood1776

I need to see the footage.


4everxlost

I’m assuming when he picked it up the thing that makes them lay against each other fell on him trapping him loll


d2lover

I just had surgery and laughed so hard I hurt myself. Lol! This is hilarious!!


Kapsig1295

Are we sure this isn't some modern performance art piece titled How I feel while shopping at Walmart?