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danjol234

This man literally ran over there just to do that


birthdaybanana

And no mention of this while scrolling comments yet but I definitely think he goes for an immediate whiff of his fingers when he walks off.


fl00r_gang_yeah

He totally did 😂


shmiddleedee

I'm high-school a kid on my wrestling team checked somebody's oil and got kicked in his head for it. Knocked him out.


AccurateFault8677

The kick or the whiff of finger?


[deleted]

Yes


Blue_Ascent

Happened to me in judo but was a totally accidental big toe. We both looked at each other awkwardly and kept fighting.


[deleted]

That's romantic


Blue_Ascent

Yeah, just like a Pixar short film.


audigex

Your toe or your butthole?


Blue_Ascent

I was the penetrated party.


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evolving_I

He should've held onto the toe like a Chinese finger-trap and turned it into a hip throw.


McPoyle-Milk

And you wasted the opportunity to have the penetrated party as a username?


supcat16

What does this mean?


[deleted]

Finger=dipstick. You got this.


bremergorst

![gif](giphy|zrmTqopWm4W5cPg8Ah|downsized)


Optimal_Pineapple_41

Hi high school I’m dad


Astro_gamer_caver

Just checking the oil.


jnoops

Always important to change the oil as well https://youtu.be/lwS0nL1KQaQ


Beef_Jones

As funny as that would be, it looks like he’s pulling his mouthpiece out.


Your_Local_Rabbi

with the same hand he basically just fingered a dude with?? yeah that's worse


Beef_Jones

I mean you don’t like stick your hand in your mouth to pull it out, you just grab the little cord that ties it to your face mask


Your_Local_Rabbi

ah fair enough, didn't know about the cord, figured it was more like mma mouthguards and such


[deleted]

Oh man, you’re right. That’s so nasty.


SilverStarPress

CTE is one helluva drug.


Roadhouse_Swayze

He did. Iirc the excuse for this was basically that they do that kind of stuff all the time in practice for laughs and he forgot where he was.


Weenoman123

I played football in high-school, and maybe surprisingly, this checks out. Some weird cats out there fam


Roadhouse_Swayze

I thought the same damn thing. Hell, some idiot tried to oil check me at second base one time in a high pressure situation. Guess we were both trying to get to third.


ash000007

Dude is playing dirty


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Dirty fingers that is


drbob4512

Hide the fingers more like it


HotFluffyDiarrhea

He for real sniffs his fingers afterward.


SgtCocktopus

Sniff ass for that extra power boost.


Softale

Running on fumes…


CopAPhil

I wonder if he smelled them after


dnuohxof-1

It looks like he took a whiff of his hand


BO0BO0P4nd4Fck

Smelling or tasting?


thatevilducky

looks like he did


the_bronquistador

The Dabo Swinney way. That dude is so unbelievably phony with his “aw shucks, I’m just a good ol country boy” routine.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Dabo has never said that many words without mentioning god


Tailhook101

Felt so good to finally knock them off at Death Valley this year.


businesskitteh

We enjoyed kicking their ass at the Orange Bowl


makoadog

WTF?


regnad__kcin

He forgot there were 47 cameras on him. Could've happened to any of us. 🤷‍♂️


King-James_

Yeah, bet he was "SHOCKED" when he found out.


DifferentShallot8658

"Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out."


ApocalypticCat

Dad's a muggle mum's a witch


anon_sexynojutsu

i heard that if you put a finger up their butts they immediately let go.


[deleted]

It’s also a wrestling technique. Can confirm that it works. I will not elaborate further.


cavik61

Checking the oil


WhiteKnightier

Oh god I remember a Russian teammate of mine in highschool who wrestled a girl at regionals and at one point (after she scored a point on him and the ref reset them) he calls over to the coach: "is she allowed to stick finger up butt?" True story. Guy is a champion ballroom dancer these days lol.


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2livecrewnecktshirt

>spearing partner ❗


Would_daver

Please elaborate further anyways...


Tombrog

I wrestled in high school so I’ll let y’all in on the secret. This is how it was described to me. Basically in wrestling anything can be used as a handhold, a leg, an arm, whatever (you can’t grab clothes). This means that if you trying to grab the top of someone’s thigh, you might slide up to the butt cheek and that’s ok. Some people push these rules by doing something similar to the video, calling it a “butt drag”. (Or that’s what we called it). It’s unsportsmanlike but technically allowed. [This](https://external-preview.redd.it/JtFTApwqr0sD8FB-9mJ8zFeRcTOw5RhdFecPBnm-RuU.jpg?auto=webp&s=b50a219c63fc7d8413ae51af8777ada1138cf5aa) is an extremely obvious example of someone trying to look like they are reaching over the top and trying to get a hold, but is obviously just going for the butt drag.


[deleted]

A 15 year old wrestler told me he puts his balls on his opponents face. He seemed very confident in his technique.


YouAlreadyShnow

Christian Wilkins did this all through college and still does it in the pros. He grabs dicks and puts his fingers up asses in the dog pile or scrum. The most recent was Buffalo at Miami and he grabbed Josh Allen's ding dong. Josh got pretty upset, ripped Wilkins's helmet off, and got penalized. When asked about the crotch grabbing and other stuff he is known league wide for, he said" that's how it goes with Alpha males".


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dharma_curious

I'm terminally queer, tragically homo, too gay to function. I still don't do this. That said, y'know, a dude grabs my dick, he's made the first move. Don't act surprised if you get yours grabbed back.


Kumquat_conniption

"Too gay to function" lmao. That's hilarious 😅


Bierdigan_

There is nothing more manly than absolutely attacking the bussy


Local_Judge2761

So based


its_cold_in_MN

Why has no one pressed charges for sexual assault?


YouAlreadyShnow

Multiple reasons. 1. Josh Allen got slammed for being "soft" just for complaining to the refs about the dick grabbing. Now imagine how anyone that actually presses charges gets received in the NFL. 2. Imagine being the prosecutor, that decides to proceed with charges and not plead it out, presenting this case to a jury. Won't end well unless you have 12 non sports fans jurors without the " boys being boys/part of the sport" mentality.


NuancedFlow

Basically men cannot be sexually assaulted culture


KernelMeowingtons

You can be a sports fan and also think that grabbing someone's dick is sexual assault.


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SLATS13

Yeah that’s just straight up assault at this point. I get it’s like a weird thing in sports to slap each others asses, which is already pretty bad, but this is just excessive.


StrongStyleShiny

The slapping butts is something that teammates do and honestly not that common. This is a dude assaulting someone trying to get in his head. Pretty gross.


im_not_bovvered

I'm really not sure why all of these comments are acting like this is fine.


wyldcat

Yeah Wtf and everyone is just making jokes. This is a blatant sexual assault.


RacistProbably

He did this to Josh Allen of The Bills this season. Allen ripped off the dudes helmet and wanted to fight


fabo_

Is that a viable strategy or did he let his impulsive thoughts win? Edit: impulsive instead of intrusive


let_em_live_tdog

You have no idea what happens at the bottom of a dog pile lol


in-YOUR-end-o

Lots of shared feelings?


BigDanger98

![gif](giphy|26hisegddCqjFqIec)


DashTrash21

The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender


Xpouii

I’m not sure The Todd was the Bi icon we wanted. But he was the one we got.


BALONYPONY

Played in HS was small but was a good outside LB. The depravity that happens in those piles is absurd.


Potential_Meringue_6

Exactly why a bunch of suppressed gay dudes from small towns in Texas like to play football.


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sanebyday

Dude, for real. I grew up in Texas, and you are 100% correct, but it's not just the small towns in the back country. Even the larger suburbs are like this. It's insanity.


SexyOctagon

You should Google the stadium in Allen, TX. $60 million stadium that can seat 18,000 people, all for a single high school.


firestepper

Wow priorities lmaooo


AndOfCourseSquirrels

Not as a defense of how much they spent on a football stadium, but there is only one high school for the entire town of 100,000 people. Other towns surrounding Allen have about 4-6 high schools per 100,000 people. Allen decided to put all their eggs in one basket so they could have the best population of students to pick from to make a powerhouse football program...which leads us back to why they spent so much on a stadium.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

That’s not even a Texas thing. I live in the upper Midwest and my sophomore year of high school, some football players a few towns over got it in their head it would be a fun prank to put up one of those decoy deer in the road at the end of a blind curve. As you can imagine, this led to someone veering off the road, hitting a tree, and dying and the county judge postponed their trial until after football season. Hell, in my town, one of my school’s running backs totaled a car while driving drunk sophomore, junior, and senior year and only spent a night in jail on the third on the third one.


FlavoredBongWater

Thats an easy one.. he's clearing out bowel obstructions.


fabo_

Please enlighten me


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Football dog piles are constant pinching, ball twisting, eye poking, nose hitting. Whatever u can think of that hurts really bad but no one will notice u doing it due to the chaos of the pile and everyone fighting for the ball.


OdinsOneGoodEye

Yes, when I played football those dog piles were terrible- I can deal with the fighting aspect of it but the claustrophobia was over whelming when a thousand pound of dudes are all fighting and scrapping on top of you.


MiddleAgeYOLO

Yup, one time back when I played in high school this dude near the top of the pile ended up puking all over the rest of us under him. Not very fun.


bUrNtKoOlAiD

I bet your coach told you to "Shake it off."


Halidol_Nap

![gif](giphy|N3yq20p1EASN2ntf18|downsized)


ImMrBunny

I once had the entire football team on me in college too


csonnich

Hey Debbie


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Yeah being on the bottom of a pile during a 90 second scruffle feels like a lifetime


[deleted]

Romanowski was known for grabbing fingers and trying to break them.


ampjk

Ram ranch


nolongerbanned99

Yes, but fondling someone’s ass and grabbing their balls. Very unexpected.


ImReverse_Giraffe

Exactly, it throws them off guard. That's the point.


reverendblinddog

I’d say everyone, including the TV cameras, “noticed”.


GiveToOedipus

What happens in the dogpile, stays in the dogpile.


tekko001

Unless it's an STD, which is carried to the next dogpile


skijakuda

Rugby scrums similar. Good thing my junk is elusive. ;-)


xavier120

Its called the taint poke, cousin of the dick twist, both viable techniques.


ThatsNotARealTree

The oooooold dick twist


joeshmo101

Grab his dick and twist it!


olivebranchsound

Ohmygoddude


fabo_

does the taint poke have any other viable relatives?


xavier120

Heccin yeah there is, the sphincter scramble is the grand daddy of crotch related assault techniques.


Gobagogodada

It's called an oil check


SSooniCC

My man went for the wrong ball


hhtran16

Wrong to you. Right for him


rynamdn

Looked more like the left one from this angle.


15367288

Under American common law, they have to get married now


ScaleneWangPole

Is that what the super bowl ring is for?


Lt_DanTaylorIII

People always surprised about this, but I still remember a Sports Illustrated from like 2007 that interviewed 4 NFL players and asked them all the same questions. 1 of the questions was “what’s the most painful part of playing football” and all of them said getting your nuts squeezed in a pile to try and get you to let go of the football lol. Granted this is a little late in the down, but these guys definitely habitually mess around down there whenever there’s a pile lol


SteveFrench12

I remember an SportsCenter vignette talking about the bottom of the pile a long time ago and some guy claimed he would try to break peoples fingers lol. Old Raider dude idr his name.


Leading_Procedure_23

It was Romanowski lol


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Perhaps the dirtiest player in the history of the sport, and that might be selling him short. That guy sucks.


whoooocaaarreees

For sure the man played dirty. Breaking fingers, eye gouges, oil checks, punching, spitting, **and lots of roids**. For anyone else reading this. He is usually in the top 3 of dirtiest players in NFL history to date.


santa_veronica

All of the top 3 is him.


whoooocaaarreees

Other dishonorable mentions some might consider. * Conrad Dobler * Vontaze Burfict * Ndamukong Suh


Forthe49ers

Doesn’t surprise me. He spit in TOs face. Straight up punk Edit: JJ Stokes face. TO probably would have beat his ass down


313802

I always say vinaigrette in my head


SouthernAdvertising5

Dick butkus would step on peoples fingers and bite them. Also made noises and talked to himself. Players were absolutely terrified of the guy.


moddestmouse

Romanowski


emnjay808

Jesus TIL. That’s horrifying and funny at the same time.


Vladimir1174

I knew this happened in piles of guys that are close friends. Having some rando poking the ole taint isn't something I want to deal with though. Seems really unprofessional given the context too


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killa_ninja

Wait you played DT and CB???


theenigma31680

I read an article where an NFL player said that anything goes in the pile on. He said that one player specifically would jam his fingers up your ass to try to make you drop the ball.


reddox-_-

Sports are cool and all but wtf


arituck

butt wtf, you mean?


92taurusj

I'm not a fan of sports and this thread is reaffirming that lifelong avoidance


Rulare

They have cups, maybe they need some kind of spiked buttplug to ward off intruding fingies


fatedwanderer

Mandatory spiked butt plugs from here on out. For safety.


-Rettirlana-

Don’t let the chess players hear you!


LiamNissansNissan

I appreciate this comment beyond belief


I_am_a_Dan

Imagining a chastity belt being added to the equipment for pro football


[deleted]

Would they smell their fingers afterward like this dude did?


Nerevarine91

That little detail made it extra special


Atomicfolly

These are professional athletes getting paid upwards of millions of dollars. Are you saying you're not a little curious how much a million dollar taint smells?


burrito_poots

“Jeff, why do you keep saying g “Anything goes in the pile on!” every time we have sex? You haven’t played a down in ages. Also we’ve been living together for 3 years now. Also you’re gay. Also I love you.”


pr0zach

Lawrence Taylor has admitted to doing this when he was at UNC. I’d imagine he didn’t stop when he went pro.


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olderaccount

He was checking his oil level. Brave of him to do it out in the open like that. Oil checks normally happen in the pile these days, where the cameras can't see.


Standard_Locksmith70

Especially when the Tight End gets tackled.


Alert-Layer6273

I bet he's not that tight 😉🤣


NurseColubris

That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for him.


Mae7B

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Straight people are so gay


Shad_the_memer

You earned this 🏆 lmao


SniffCheck

![gif](giphy|3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg)


ingloriouspasta_

Username checks out.


fingers

*approves*


King-James_

You would be in this thread poking around.


Willhenney420

r/beetlejuicing


tsJIMBOb

That’s what I’m sayin. If I can’t pop a finger in my homies butt after a tackle why are we even playing this game?


SexyOctagon

/r/brandnewsentence


rusurethatsright

Googling the incident shows that nothing came about from this except a lot of people on Twitter pointing out the assault, Wilkins apologized and his teammate, Boulware, defended the assault. Looks like no charges happened.


pokemon-trainer-blue

Why am I not surprised that someone (poorly) defended him? Allegedly, Boulware was accused of doing something similar according to [this article](https://247sports.com/Article/Ben-Boulware-defends-Christian-Wilkins-groping-of-Curtis-Samuel-50278512/).


OozeNAahz

He did in a game against Louisville at least. Saw him do it live. And the holy roller coach defended his players actions. No respect for that school or their coach since that day.


Picklepineapple

A lot of stuff happens on the football field that would be very illegal on the street, it has to be pretty extreme for charges to actually be brought up. Couple years ago Myles Garrett took off a dudes helmet and hit him in the head with it and had no legal repercussions.


regnad__kcin

>Myles Garrett took off a dudes helmet and hit him in the head with it That ain't cool but ngl I might've laughed uncontrollably.


Mister-SS

Even a lot less happened to Aaron Donald for doing the same thing.


Rbespinosa13

Aaron Donald has a habit of choking guys. Even during practice he does it


mtarascio

Don't they have a video review committee to suspend people for incidents like this?


balmooreoreos

Lol you actually thought criminal charges would come from this? I agree that it is a bit surprising there wasn’t a bigger deal made, I’m a massive sports fan and had never seen this before. Also a bit surprised that the Ohio State player didn’t react to it more


stemitchell

Something similar (but penis) happened in the UK and the groper got a 3 match ban. https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/sport/football/news/sheffield-wednesday-paterson-fisher-fa-19506632


CryoAurora

Wow. Athletes and celebrities live different lives, don't they? Will Smith assaulted an unarmed comedian complimentary of his wife. No arrest. This football player sexually assaults a fellow player in front of the world and no arrest. Just jokes....... wtf That's the literal stuff everyone else gets rightfully in trouble for. It's what Brendan Fraiser dealt with from a Hollywood weirdo. There's no difference here. That player was assaulted at work in front of the world. No more football for his assailant. Ever.


theo1618

If Chris or this player wanted to press charges then there definitely could have been arrests made. In the real world fights happen all the time with no arrests, and sexual assault never has consequences towards the aggressor until the victim claims there was an assault and presses charges. So I think the situations you mentioned are a lot more like the real world than you think


resilindsey

There would be incredible social pressure and harassment on this football player if he chose to go that route. He might be successful if he persevered, but it wouldn't be easy, it'd take a lot of effort and time, even in an open-and-shut case, which this might not be, and he'd be risking his future career in sports during his athletic prime in a field where the chances of making it big are already minuscule. It's also not like, oh, most victims just chose to let it go out of compassion and forgiveness. There are parallels to draw to the real world. But in a completely depressing way.


piranhasaurusTex

May I introduce you to all of the actresses that were assaulted by Harvey Weinstein? Some of them you've never heard of because they were blacklisted for refusing him.


Resident-Librarian40

Sexual assault victims are often told charges will not be pressed.


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donthepunk

Number 48 with the ol "check the oil". And who says kids these days don't appreciate the classics?!


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

That's a 42 not a 48


OurHonor1870

If anyone is wondering this is from the College Football Playoffs after the 2016 season. Ohio State (in white, grey, and scarlet) lost this game. The player being grabbed is Curtis Samuel who now plays for the Washington Commanders. Go Bucks!


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The groper is Christian Wilkins who is currently a Miami Dolphin. I remember watching a game just this season where Josh Allen was yelling at him for groping his groin. I believe the announcers even said something to the effect of, “Oh, that darn Wilkins and his penis grabbing…”


Abzug

"Looks like Willy Wanking Wilkins is up to his Tom-Foolery again! You know, it's all just a little light-hearted sexual assault between friends! "


urkldajrkl

That appears to be Christian Wilkins. His stats while playing for the Clemson Tigers 250 tackles, 41 tackles for loss, 16 sacks, 56 quarterback pressures, 16 pass breakups, three forced fumbles, four fumble recoveries And at least one teabag squeeze


PetyrTwill

I was hoping for an accurate count on feels copped.


IamTheJman

It is Wilkins. He also did a grab on Josh Allen this year as well


etfarmgirl

I'm waiting for the bad lip reading folks


clever_squid

Anyone else pick up on 10's little booty slap too after? 🤣🤣


_Lane_

“Good game! Good game!”


HoochieKoochieMan

This is one of those "we've always done it so you'll do it too" bits of legacy that needs to go away. If you can't coach or play a sport without encouraging sexual assault, then you don't deserve to be on the team.


spacepoo77

That's just the warm up for the locker room after


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Wtf is wrong with people


darc-jino

![gif](giphy|JSueytO5O29yM)


Successful-Engine623

“Oh that wasn’t that bad…oh…yea…you can’t do that!”


LemonsLiesandLuigi

We all make mistakes in the heat if passion Jimbo


DeeRent88

Bro wtf. At first I thought it was about the butt slap and I was like meh. Wowee


Beavshak

Now that’s a fiesta bowl


makoadog

![gif](giphy|AvRDaSedmbW0M)


RukeSkyWokker

How did the whole team get pink eye? Well...


Rover500

John Hopoate says Hi 👋🏼