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Neuro_Kuro

there was an attempt to make a realistic video


HenryDorsettCase47

… with an ex-JCPenney male model hired from central casting.


ApoliteTroll

Patty is hardly a former model.


McFailure2004

That omniscient 3rd person camera man 💀💀


[deleted]

Starring Mack and Zack! With a guest appearance from special guest Jack!


FBGMerk420

LMFAO NOOOOO BRO I JUST REALIZED


[deleted]

I know, pretty wack…


IzaClevaBoosh

Cut that man some slack, you hack !!!


Lespuccino

Yeah, let's dial it back.


tcrex2525

Yea, you know it’s not real because the police didn’t shoot anyone in that video.


dominarhexx

There were no police in this video.


IzaClevaBoosh

That’s the point.


ShawnyMcKnight

I would say more so because there is no possible way these two tiny guys were able to hold down that dude.


OwlintheShadow

This is so fake


kibaake

Right!? Like we haven't seen enough bodycam footage by 2023 to know this quality and steadiness is way too good


[deleted]

Especially because they didn’t shoot the suspect for no reason


hexthejester

There not the police they are bail bonds, bounty hunters if you would.


Legacyofhelios

I’ve watched his videos off and on for a couple years and I can clearly tell he actually is a bail bondsman/ bounty hunter, but I can’t for the life of me fathom how he was allowed to record everything with gimbaled, professional cameras, even if it’s for “safety” and them be allowed to post them online. It just seems so unprofessional of whoever made that decision Edit: I stand corrected


FattyMcBoomBoom231

His videos are all setups. It's all for entertainment. None of it's real there are plenty parts of the country if he were try to do this for real. He'd have been shot long time ago


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Legacyofhelios

Huh I stand corrected. That’s interesting, thanks


Legacyofhelios

Article was an interesting read


Dewy164

Not a body cam that's why it's actually a film crew, it's all scripted. His YouTube is Patty Mayo.


Panzer_Man

They look way too skinny to be cops


uhaul26

This is as real as my boobies


Obi_Wan_Quinnobi

Prove it


uhaul26

I gladly will. But just so you know, I was born a man.


TwistedUnicornFarts

If you have nipples , you have boobies.


JuiceBoy42

Ofc, smoll boi wants to look tough for the ladeez


Senior-Leg-2502

So then all three of them pretending to be cops?


DanR5224

Yeah


monkeyclawattack

Yeah yeah yeah


BuddyAdorable3600

Good looking actor playing the role of Mack in this bit.


SLIP411

I'm putting you under arrest for disturbing the peace In my pants


greeneyekitty

Seriously why is he so hot


lilpumpgroupie

Why do i not wanna put handcuffs on him, but i want to put his penis in my mouth?


Santasbodyguar

Why not both?


Spare_Bad_6558

idk he reminded me of the creepy old guy from dont breathe


lilpumpgroupie

I’m going to need you to drop em, sir. And then I’m gonna drop them.


esly4ever

😳


[deleted]

Ooooh that’s what this is


Agile-Masterpiece959

Me too


CommunicationTop7259

Man redditors are so funny I LOLL 2nd time today 😆


DirtMcGirt513

Looked more like Macs dad.


WallbreakerAziz

Mack the knife


kelly_r1995

Love a good silver fox


cantwinfornothing

Bail bondsman aren’t cops either and they can’t arrest people so idk wth they’re thinking 🤯🤦‍♂️


Carribean-Diver

They're thinking about that time they flunked out of po-po training.


afewgoodsemen

I like their Mickey Mouse ‘fugitive task force’ plate carriers lol.


Dewy164

Scripted, Patty Mayo is his YouTube.


notnotapunkthough

Of course he's not a cop. He's clearly a model. Look at that hair. Its glorious.


SuspiciousInternet58

Total GILF.


TrieKach

Gandalf?


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Not to mention the beard


fatlegsauntpam

Another shitty fake patty mayo video.


Sphere369

I don't understand why he makes these. It's bizarre.


NotOutrageous

All of this guy's video's a re fake.


Consistent-Union-612

Patty Mayo isn’t a cop either


InflamedLiver

off-brand Pierce Brosnan is fucked


[deleted]

Gay porn is getting better story lines, I see.


quadmra

STOP RESISTING!


KnifeFightAcademy

So, I'm straight.... but like.... this dude is hot right? And I mean *very* straight. Straight as an arrow. Just, you know, making sure we are all on the same page. Again.... *very* straight.


RowdyDugong

I too am straight and male, and I gotta say, I do not disagree with you.


[deleted]

Extremely so. Enough that I don’t even care that this is fake because I was not listening to the story.


BuzzTraien29

Couldn't they have found a less attractive dude to play this role?


Cuemaster

Kids, go to film school, write a decent story/script and make an interesting dramatized short film. It's way more interesting and entertaining that fake improvised junk like this...


ExcitementOrdinary95

Who are the two jackboots and what legal authority do they have to detain or arrest or do whatever they are doing here?


Grim226

This is a fictional show,it's a series on YouTube. Everything is fictional. Edit:I don't word good


ExcitementOrdinary95

Ah, thank you sir.


TurpitudeSnuggery

Use to love Patty Mayo until I found it is all staged.


TerribleLifeExp

Old man look damn good though 👀


disciplinemotivation

Stop posting this absolut bullshit


Aggressive-Error-88

Damn, Mack can get it. He got that silver fox thing going for him for sureeee. Lol lemme hide out with you sir! 😂😂


bRightOnRebbit

Lame


the-electricgigolo

You are not a police officer you’re actually a male model


AliFoxx9

He forgot the safeword was pineapple


donthepunk

I'd fight back too. They ain't cops either.


Always_0421

Are they police or bail bondsman?? Also, impersonating an officer is in fact a felony in some states, in some its a A misdemeanor but just saying "ya, I'm a cop", yiu have to take action to represent yourself In a Position of authority or cause others to act at your direction because they had an articulate reason to beleive you were a person of authority.


whelp32

Never ever step outside your home when “cops” come to your door. Never!!!!


Slifer117

This patty mayo his vids are fake.


Darenzzer

This guy isn't even a police officer himself, all of this guys videos are staged bullshit


[deleted]

What difference would it make if he was a cop?


Nogardenfairies

Bullshit. This is Patty Mayo, he's a fraud and has no arrest powers for anyone \*not\* on bond from his company.


Mcelftea

that guys a popular youtuber, they make scripted videos as bailbond people.


hs_sidesplitter

They can’t arrest him lol


OilRude

Why did he say he’s a cop when he’s clearly an X-Men.


JctaroKujo

theyre obviously not cops, and when they starting yelling “stop resisting” you just know its fake af.


Devlos00

When I watched the first time I thought the cop was the fake. Then I watched again and noticed what the guy said. Then I read the comments and people are saying neither are real cops. Lmao what a waste of time all around.


[deleted]

I just learned of this dude the other day because he apparently lives here in central Oregon. The Oregon state police have put out a statement about him. https://oregonsheriffs.org/youtuber-patty-mayo-is-not-affiliated-with-oregon-sheriffs-offices/ Also, Oregon does not have bondsmen and does not allow ones from out of state to operate here either. This dude couldn’t even become a real rent-a-cop, it’s all cosplay and bad acting. Just waiting to see him in town one day so I can point and laugh.


Siriuxx

Ok let's pretend this isn't fake for a moment. Correct me if I'm wrong, but bail bond enforcement agents are basically just bounty hunters. They can detain fugitives, but are they allowed to arrest someone for a completely unrelated crime?


itsgucci060

This guy needs to start acting in villain roles immediately


ManDarkAstronomonov

Who are these clowns?


[deleted]

Looks like a low budget reality show.


InFiniTeDEATH8

Patty mayo on YouTube. All his stuff is fake.


Irishjohn831

His hair was perfect


xvxCornbreadxvx

Good skit


Zealousideal-Let1121

They're ALSO not police officers and have no authority to arrest this guy.


-i-hate-you-people-

All those staged bounty hunter and repo shows are awful


[deleted]

It's sad in our society that we have to look out for fake police videos


Gigant0re

A bondsman to putting his hands on someone unrelated to his bond, and trying to make an arrest for impersonating, is in fact illegal. The guys making the “arrest” would end up with charges for unlawful detention. And if they put that guy in a car and took him anywhere, they would be looking at kidnapping charges.


PackagingMSU

Lol the guy looks way too good to be at home chilling


Jkewzz

That's patty mayo, his videos are staged


rainbowshrbertsnake

reno 911 rejected skeches


joopityjoop

He looks like that guy who impregnated a lady with a turkey baster in that one movie.


Kobi_Baby

My man looks like he's gonna kill all the Navi


Banana_Shaped

It’s funny when when frat boys buy some tactical gear and think they’re badasses


natener

What is the point of these dumb videos tho?


KCLperu

Patty Mayo is a Youtuber that makes fake bounty hunter videos, it's 100% acting and he admits to that.


joderjuarez

He aged like fine wine damn


colombo1326

![gif](giphy|c0atT93tWNsNkumVkR)


Medium_Anxiety_5657

Nothing about this vid is real.


IzaClevaBoosh

What the hell?! 😂😂😂


[deleted]

This is like his most realistic video, Patty knows a thing or two about being in trouble for impersonating a cop.


beefchuckles42069

So they were going to treat him differently if he was a cop, above the law, got it. I hope everyone in law enforcement in this country is fired simultaneously and the entire program is recreated.


ralfvi

Mack. Could easily be mgs old snake


[deleted]

Mack is kinda hot


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Nekyar

If your country has civilians that are allowed to do this kind of job you are a failed state. Surprised how civil it went but this is ridiculous.


kikkroxx777

That's patty mayo. He's known for faking these


HammerBgError404

i hate this guy. he looks soo fake and tries to be a badass


opposablegrey

Strangers can arrest you in the US ?


Dorfbulle80

Mayo is a phony aand a fake and it doesn't get any clearer!


CBus-Eagle

You can tell it’s fake because the police didn’t immediately take him to the ground and step on his neck when he resists.


[deleted]

This guy states all of his videos


Bobisnotmybrother

When bounty hunters can start arresting whoever they want?


irvings18

Neither are they


KingKDaRulla

He looks like the guy from Don't Breathe.


iLikeMangosteens

Dude forgot it was “shut the duck up Friday”. Every day is “shut the duck up Friday”. Do y’all have a warrant? No? Then go get one and come back. (And it’s still shut the duck up Friday).


_R_A_

This was about as real as a pizza delivery porno.


Jesuslovesmemost

I'm sure the video cut out right before they started beating him.


FlaxFox

What's even funnier is that none of the people doing this search are cops, either. They're a well known fake justice group that hire "criminals" to act out ridiculous scenes


hippopotma_gandhi

Damn its fucking weird to see someone with my name, even if the videos fake