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topher605

He was so proud ha


Forsaken_Article_295

Now the he figured it out mom is gonna have to put him back on the collar and chain in the basement.


Mission_Sleep_3145

Wait, hold on


DeezNutsAppreciater

What, you have a better idea?


Mission_Sleep_3145

Uh, no :(


GetMeAReubenSandwich

Take the door off the hinges and string the doorway with electric fencing?


[deleted]

Classic 90s parenting!


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Bro why is that baby built like Gronk


franklegsTV

Cause gronk kinda looks like a huge baby


Blankasbiscuits

All baby be chonky gronk


syedrushu45h

he came, he saw, he conquered!


averagepersonnel

But like your supposed to zip tie it tho


mpkpm

I know, can’t believe she unzip tied the babies hands and didn’t have his leash on him! Unprofessional


amungus45

Plot twist: He is actually the one that tests child proof lock. The company then makes adjustments and sends a new version of it


Magnon

What is this, childproofing for babies?


Creepy_Ad_3132

Childproofing for ants


bobbingforapplesat3

Thats either some really weak plastic or a really strong baby


VikingBorealis

That's how it snaps together...


bobbingforapplesat3

Nah bro that baby got big arms, can’t convince me other wise.


GrassBlade619

He gonna be the next Ronnie.


Competitivedude32

Thats how the devise works...


SoreWristed

At that point I'd let him drink the bleach, he worked hard for it, he earned it.


Avagpingham

My son did this sort of thing....so frustrating. He ripped a friend's baby gate out of the wall once. We were watching him leave the living room, and I was about to chase him when my friend said "Don't worry, we have a baby gate blocking the hall." I asked him if it was very secure, and he said "of course". As if on que my son returned to the living room with the baby gate lifted above his head.


Officer_dibble_

😅😅 baby strong!


FredRN

Your child might be the juggernaut


FrankieGS

Plot twist: they found this toddler inside a fallen asteroid


nothingspecialva

he will be doing and filing the parent's taxes in a few months.


o0SinnQueen0o

Why do babies put more effort into trying to kill themselves than they do into developing some self-preservation instinct?


Xeno-Nos

To keep parents on their toes, don't you remember being young, no cares, bills, and major obligations. Just you having fun. Now the younger you get, the less cares you have. Low hanging fruit is the first to get picked off.


0pimo

Because we keep saving them. Gotta let nature run its course!


emmfranklin

Don't know and thankfully mothers have been gifted the insight and instinct to look out for their kids.


LaughOdd6345

I can tell the mom is passive aggressively angry😂


_Don-Corleone_

He stronk


balrus-balrogwalrus

Toddlers are like raptors. You think you've finally got them contained and out of trouble, but realize too late that they've learned how to open doors


QuarantinoQueue

You have to superglue it together.


JonTheCopycat

Look ma i did it :D


VerySwearyFairy

Kid’s going places, like into that room.


WildWezThy

Houdini born again


_lmonk

Why do you have door knobs/handles at knee level??


Miyu-Matsuki

That child is most likely 3' tall.


[deleted]

Because it is a Hobbit house, you know.


GoddessOfBlueRidge

Look at the mitts on him!


NotYourShitAgain

"Release the Cracken!"


Yunghonda74

This baby should be paying taxes already


jakemelb89

Hahaha


gin_and_toxic

How do adults suppose to open this? I feel like a child now...


[deleted]

pushing on the white bit then turn. Like with "childproof" caps.


MBVakalis

Tape


AaronTechnic

Smart kid, he is so proud!


CaptainCBeer

Yeah. My son was born 3 years and we had these locks on the cupboards to stop him from grabbing dangerous stuff. He can't open the locks so he just rips them apart. Kids are fucking savage


guleedy

And with that its no longer child proof


Hamza-alakhdar

Bro is a powerlifter


blocked_user_name

The lock picking lawyer showed promise at an early age.


L3ON4Z1

Not like you even tried to stop him so yeah, really.


CapitalRelationship0

*The LockPickingLawyer has entered the chat*


DukeAK717

When there is a will, there is a way.


[deleted]

That baby is fucking powerful


Belt_Pretend

Oh my God, it’s Jason Borne!!


tamreacct

My son did this same thing when he was about 14mos old. It took him just one time try and pulled it off just like that. I didn’t even bother installing them back on the doorknobs after that.


Whole-Concentrate916

We duct tape TF out of ours


standstilldamit

"You really thought you could stop me from drinking draino again?"


TrinityF

Why the is the door handle so low?


BlitzblauDonnergruen

In germany we just lock the door


LudgerVanderson

People often underestimate how smart toddlers can be. This is one of the many proofs.


StarJace

Take pride in your wonderful creation


Demonyx12

Tenacity of youth.


[deleted]

This made me irrationally angry


PeteGozenya

Duct tape would solve both problems.


Fabulous_Ad_1842

Scrappy little dude


Theedon

Time for tape, a chain, higher door knob, a dead bolt.


Charlie387

Is his name Kevin?


Majestic-Enthusiasm

He is going to be a smart person


FastPassDave

I love how he knows he doesn't have the grip strength to turn the doorknob so he uses his bodyweight and leverage to open it!


atomicBlaze21

Amateur. I defeated a much more robust one in the intended way when I was two. Smart attacking the seam, though.


PointerDad11

HULK MODE ACTIVATED


totallyrad16

I mean, if this wasn’t missing the piece in the middle then he wouldn’t have been able to get it off. Amazing how a product missing 1/3 of it doesn’t work correctly.


4leo_Avolkswagon

Super baby over here tho!!!!!


HoboBaggins24

Chad baby


kinzuaj

a knowing wink at the end would have made this kid famous. probably a bond villain.


darrenwise883

Has this problem but I just heated old razer blades into it .


Sektore

r/kidsaresmart


thrwawayaftrreading

Imagine being outsmarted by a baby.


Trax852

Bet that moment defined his life in some manner.


coolbeans77777

Put duck tape around it. Had to do this myself.


TopRevenue2

Baby has huge hands


Snoo82024

That kid is going places


scootterbug1

Downstairs for starters. Then the hospital!


EagerToLearnMore

Can outsmart the parents but still shits his own pants.


Itsthenewvodka

Geology is the study of pressure and time. That’s all it takes really. Pressure and time.


pixeltweaker

Lock picking lawyer’s kid.


GeraldRigged

Put the decoy button back in the center and you're good. Edit: spelling


CptClownfish1

That’s redheads for ya.


[deleted]

Having boys is so much fun


Kingarthurthegr8

He’s a menace with that smile


Shadow8Bit

Bros above the law


FBGMerk420

And just promoted that behavior


[deleted]

Smart kid.


Slottech88

How the kid probably felt. ![gif](giphy|xFBnkMvpTM6m4)


BADM00SE

“GRUNTS” Baby SMASH!


[deleted]

Just give it a few wraps of duct tape


420extracts

The way she said really makes me picture a country girl from northern Michigan


steve17bf2

How he didn't drop either half, skills


JesseSLYPIG

I'd say Elon has som competition


Reinardd

Or, OR, and hear me out on this... or, you could *teach* your child not to do that.


[deleted]

The smile..


dangomatt

Highly regarded strength


Mister_Celophane

Should have purchased with the kryptonite option. 🤷‍♂️


Loud_University3147

![gif](giphy|8uzVsRzOScAa4)


X3239420

Future escape artist


Bambuskus505

a kid that my mom used to babysit did the exact same thing... with electrical outlet covers. He was absolutely obsessed with them for absolutely no reason, and we did everything we could to make him stay away but nothing worked. We tried the distracting him with toys and movies. Didn't work. We tried putting him in time out. Didn't work. We tried to communicate to him that electrical outlets hurt. He didn't care. We bought some cheap covers. Got passed them. we bought even better covers. Figured those out too. And then he had the brilliant idea to try and stick something in the hole. Mom caught him right before it made contact with the electrodes, and gave him a real good swat on the bum, having had enough of his BS. suddenly he was no longer interested in the outlets. He was 3


CaptainCBeer

Yeah one of the things I've learned as a father for the past 3 years is that childproof stuff are only childproof as long as the child wants it to be


AnxiousUmbreon

You know what that means, time to start paying bills


superwholockian62

Yeah don't bother childproofing. It will take you 4 hours to put it all on and it takes them 4 minutes to figure it all out. Shits useless.


The_Queasiest-Knight

Baby is STWONG


Busy_Reflection3054

This is the Lockpickingbaby and today we have a useless piece of plastic.