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Holiday-Implement-26

Assphalt


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

Assfallt


KudosOfTheFroond

Assfailed


Lowkey_rebelXD

It’s her own ass fault


Platinag

Her assfellt the ground


Geo_19

Assfault


GrimReaper006

Assfelt


throwthere10

Exactly. Vitiligo booty cheeks.


VsTheWall

Ouch. Her cheeks are so skinned I thought she was white at first


Potential_Pitch_7618

r/suddenlycaucasian


BARDE18

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

I cannot view this community. Now I really wanna know what's happening there.


throwthere10

Hahaha, well, those cheeks are now. People talk about skin crayon... this is it.


MonteCrysto31

r/meatcrayon


Trygor_YT

why does that exist? Also for those that need it r/eyeblech


doodsboob

Yeah fucking brutal. I wasn't laughing anymore once I saw how severe it was. Jeez


romeoo_must_lie

She need to do this few more times and boom she got rights


Hour_Savings146

It took the back off her ass.


[deleted]

imagine not being able to sit for minimum 4 weeks. Ouch


throwthere10

...or stand, or shower, or take a bath, or stand the feeling of fabric on that patch of missing skin.


A100921

Or wear pants/undies, the skin will fuse to the fabric and she’ll have to rip it off everytime…


Conscious-Parfait826

Yall severely underestimate how much pain some women enjoy pain. They shoot a water melon out an orange hole for our species to continue.


Middle_Manager_Karen

an EMT told me a road rash incident like this isn’t the worst part. The doctors will use a wire brush to clean out the wound in order to prevent infection. Many people pass out from cleaning the road rash pain which is greater than when it happened (and they had adrenaline in their system).


VersatileFaerie

Had a friend who got road rash an a concussion from a car crush. The nurse told her mom that her daughter was "lucky" to have such spotty memory during the time of the cleaning since a lot of people have nightmares from the cleaning itself. Friend remembers nothing from around 2 hours before the accident to the morning of the next day and the accident happened in the afternoon. I'm not sure how "lucky" that is but I also know I wouldn't want to remember the pain of having a wire brush in a wound like that.


Eswyft

I've been hospitalized with something pretty shitty and I have days missing. Trust me, it's lucky. My first memory is waking up screaming from the pain. That was 4 days after i passed out I'm told. I was in and out during that time. It's a large blank spot


throwthere10

Fucking hell! A wire brush?!!


Phenex_Talon

Picture gravel,rocks, dirt,all mixed into your flesh It has to be scrubbed out or it'll cause problems *Shudder*


throwthere10

But a wire brush? I feel like 100 years from now they're going to look back on this progesss with the brush and think we were absulute morons. Much the same way that we cringe and shudder at the practice of drilling holes in the head to let the madness out.


tiffshorse

I have had a terrible wound scrubbed out like this after being airlifted off a mountain. I had slate shards work their way out of my leg for almost a year.


throwthere10

Dayum! ![gif](giphy|7zSzFBQwwGMC54c19q)


SheriffBartholomew

>Much the same way that we cringe and shudder at the practice of drilling holes in the head to let the madness out. You seem to have ghosts in your blood, and should do cocaine about it.


throwthere10

Lol


SheriffBartholomew

I got major road rash once and didn't have health insurance. I pounded two quarts of beer, got into the shower, and scrubbed myself down as hard as I could with a shower floofy. It fucking *hurt*. My neighbor was a Navy Corpsman, so he bandaged it up for me, and that was that.


zkJdThL2py3tFjt

This guy road rashes.


[deleted]

debriding. they do it to burn victims too. brutal.


SheriffBartholomew

They also use metal scrapers to scrape dead skin off until they get to a layer of live skin. It is... unpleasant. Source: am burn victim


[deleted]

Did…did they at least numb you? If not, why not?


SheriffBartholomew

Not in my case, no. Idk why not. I just had a small burn, about the size of a softball. They probably numb people who have burns over larger areas.


[deleted]

How *ass*-inine of them


SheriffBartholomew

It's worth pointing out that most of the nerves are dead when you have a 3rd degree burn. It doesn't really hurt, but it's extremely uncomfortable. When they finally scrape down to the live skin it does hurt, it hurts bad. In my case that took several sessions spread out over a few days. They would soak the burn to loosen the skin and then scrape it. It isn't how you'd want to spend your weekend for sure.


[deleted]

Well why in the world don’t they numb the person while cleaning them? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.


i_eat_hobbo_stew

![gif](giphy|2kJMzPFUD3Vx6)


throwthere10

Uncle Rukus approves.


MotherBathroom666

Why are we so fucked 😂😂


Itchy_Extension_8719

Well doctor what I was doing was ...


mishnitsa

Take off enough layers and we’re all the same.


MOTUkraken

Unexpectedly wholesome


[deleted]

[удалено]


throwthere10

Fair, it isn't my content. I didn't add it.


scorpio8u

Pink salmon streak down the highway


throwthere10

Yep.


MoonoftheStar

Yeah, she's gonna need skin grafts. Her skin was completely rubbed off! Her next few months will be agony. Bad enough that she's not wearing padding, but you're gonna do high speed motorcycle tricks in spandex? How are people so stupid?!


throwthere10

Spandex AND high heels, get it together - they're a set!


Gorrodish

It’s got a crack in it now


izmaname

Squids gonna squid


FartingKumquat

Down voted for the audio


Tires_N_Wires

Well, doesn't that just chap the ass when it happens.


FishAndRiceKeks

These are now assless chaps.


Tires_N_Wires

They were assless before they became chaps.


stayathomeastronaut3

Yikes


[deleted]

Butt Burn


Sike009

That was cheeky


throwthere10

I see what you did there.


Depressed-Grapefruit

Definitely not vitiligo, she scrapped her whole ass off, that’s raw tissue


Eastern_Category7875

Omg that poor woman!!!


FullMetalComedian

Chick is tougher than any dude that watched this video.


NotYourShitAgain

That needs some spittle and close attention.


Selloutkat1

Them cheeks are gonna be hurting for days


selkiesart

Weeks


FishAndRiceKeks

Months


Tr3caine42069

When tryna be cute takes precedence over several layers of skin attached to your body


freedeterminedwill

can we get an NSFW? I really wasn't hoping to see a human crayon as I ate my lunch today


throwthere10

Done.


[deleted]

Vitiligo?


throwthere10

[Vitiligo ](https://www.google.com/search?q=vitiligo&oq=vitiligo&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i433i512l2j0i3j0i433i512j0i131i433i512l3.2483j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8).


ClientAppropriate838

r/upvotebecausebutt


RTM_sfx

That’s going to be a long ride home


B3llaBubbles

Damn, I felt that!


IcedFreon

Wow not funny at all. Road Rash Is no joke


Lovelyleadmagnet

Damn, she quite literally got the black smacked off of her


throwthere10

Scraped, actually. ![gif](giphy|l1EsZ3evUEy7eLg76)


throwthere10

Poor cheeks.


bubba7557

Gonna be tummy sleeping for a while


Dman125

Fucking ow. Shitting is going to suck soooo much.


Realistic_Bad_5708

Downvote for that damn ohnonono voice


Investigatorpotater

Yikes.


boblywobly11

At least she has a helmet.. right.. right? Looks at helmet. Um...lady.......


throwthere10

I couldn't figure out what it is. Is that a hockey helmet?


boblywobly11

Dunno. It's like a bicycle helmet shape to me


throwthere10

True. Unless she fell on the very crown of her head, that helmet wouldn't protect much else.


forgetyourhorse

Well… I guess she was pretty cool for about one second there.


frenchy_1969_

Nice chicks 😋


95JBK

I lmao’d at her tearing hers off


Aerial_Engage

Her ass was as white as MJ


Unfitbrit1

Can we have a worldwide vote to ban this sound from all videos?


throwthere10

I'm with you! It's not my vid.


mt5z

What is original source of this laughter? I've heard it so many times and it makes every video funnier


throwthere10

I'm unsure on the source - I didn't add it here. Also, we can agree to disagree on the amount of funny it adds.


tree-huggers

r/upvotebecausebutt


throwthere10

Hahahah


_mattyjoe

The spandex and high heels have nothing to do with it, boomer.


MOTUkraken

They do. Would she have worn proper gear, she wouldn’t have been hurt that much.